Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr LoudMonger]

Royal Massage & Spa, 3512 Dempster. Although their ad reads 60/ hr, they demand 65 for Swedish and 75 for deep tissue.

Okay cool, never heard of that one yet. Glad to know to stay away. I still don't have a go-to in Skokie / Evanston. Used to be Sunny.

[Walker333]

I'm too embarrassed to admit how much time I wasted, using the 'search' function and also reading a million old reports. It's too hard to figure what's what, and more importantly, which place is which.

What is the actual name (or location) of this place, that has gone strictly legit and wants horny mongers to stay away from?

Royal Massage & Spa, 3512 Dempster. Although their ad reads 60/ hr, they demand 65 for Swedish and 75 for deep tissue.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Saw Cindy there. She admitted that she probably have seen me before. She also heard me spoking with another mt and that we have known each other for quite some time. Candy's massage was a bit strange. It was 50/50 teasing. Massage. While doing that she inquired how I found out about them and was extremely happy to learn that they were recommended by a friend of mine who she knew well. She allowed some roaming and touching during the session. However, at the end she said that there will be no extras now and in a future because she wants so stay in business, and doesn't do "IT" , and wouldn't let any mt provide any extras there. She complained that someone wrote a fictitious report and it ruined her reputation, so she asked me to overthrow It, to write an objective report emphasizing that a place is a 100% legit and advising all those who are looking for HJ to stay away.

I'm too embarrassed to admit how much time I wasted, using the 'search' function and also reading a million old reports. It's too hard to figure what's what, and more importantly, which place is which.

What is the actual name (or location) of this place, that has gone strictly legit and wants horny mongers to stay away from?

[Walker333]

Saw Cindy there. She admitted that she probably have seen me before. She also heard me spoking with another mt and that we have known each other for quite some time. Candy's massage was a bit strange. It was 50/50 teasing. Massage. While doing that she inquired how I found out about them and was extremely happy to learn that they were recommended by a friend of mine who she knew well. She allowed some roaming and touching during the session. However, at the end she said that there will be no extras now and in a future because she wants so stay in business, and doesn't do "IT" , and wouldn't let any mt provide any extras there. She complained that someone wrote a fictitious report and it ruined her reputation, so she asked me to overthrow It, to write an objective report emphasizing that a place is a 100% legit and advising all those who are looking for HJ to stay away.

[Walker333]

Man too many Cs and Vs. So is V the V that was the younger one or the older one? And between c and v who do you guys recommend to see?

V stands fo Vivian, C. For Candy, at Evanston. V is younger. I'd not recommend to go there until the new providers are brought in. Stay Safe Bro.

[OrdLover]

I've seen C at Ev multiple times. I don't understand the ambivalent reports. She is a solid provider. First, she gives a great massage. In my opinion it is higher quality than what you get at a professional therapeutic massage have her walk on your back and it will make you a believer. Second, she has a nice body and let's you roam anywhere you want throughout the session. Lastly, her L1 is better than average- L2 L3 is not an option (I've asked). In summary, the massage alone is a bargain. After that it depends on what you want. If L1 is what you are after then she's your MT. If you want more go somewhere else.

Man too many Cs and Vs. So is V the V that was the younger one or the older one? And between c and v who do you guys recommend to see?

[DeadHeadChevy]

You probably got accidentally posted in the wrong thread has Pontoon Beach it's somewhere in the East st. Louis area. And I thought Evansville was in Indiana but then again.

Yes, posted in wrong area.

Sorry for the delay, but wasn't really a priority to fix, but anyway.

The area is I guess considered East St. Louis area, included map screenshot.

Not from the are and took an Uber to and from. Seems like a decent place for a good rub and more. Provider was older, but I'm good with that, had a very good time, left very happy 😊.

[Pldctcs]

My reported is limited EXCLUSIVELY to Ev and C there. Although Viv at Ev isn't any better than C. That is why I pointed that the place isn't any good anymore. Stay Safe.

I've seen C at Ev multiple times. I don't understand the ambivalent reports. She is a solid provider. First, she gives a great massage. In my opinion it is higher quality than what you get at a professional therapeutic massage— have her walk on your back and it will make you a believer. Second, she has a nice body and let's you roam anywhere you want throughout the session. Lastly, her L1 is better than average- L2 L3 is not an option (I've asked). In summary, the massage alone is a bargain. After that it depends on what you want. If L1 is what you are after then she's your MT. If you want more go somewhere else.

[HanginBalls]

Are we talking about the same C?

Agree with the C at EV, C on Dempster in Skokie not entirely sold on the accuracy.

Dream is true.

10 min mass. Teased ass / anus, raised hips, teased boys and stick, lubed dugout, inserted raw bat, flipped still in dugout, gripped the bat 4 a good relief. Limited top play thru tarp.

[Walker333]

Are we talking about the same C?

Agree with the C at EV, C on Dempster in Skokie not entirely sold on the accuracy.

My reported is limited EXCLUSIVELY to Ev and C there. Although Viv at Ev isn't any better than C. That is why I pointed that the place isn't any good anymore. Stay Safe.

[GentleBen1]

Have seen her a number of times and every time was leaving the place being under the impression that some more then L1 would be available next time, but. Nothing had ever happened even though I raised my bets. The below described adventure is probably the highest, unique level that could be achieved. Moreover, shorting on time and lousy massage apparently become a common practice with C in particular and with the place in general.

It seems that M is not in charge anymore and the spot turns into a stall, boring swamp.

Are we talking about the same C?

Agree with the C at EV, C on Dempster in Skokie not entirely sold on the accuracy.

[Walker333]

First time pulled in in my comm. Vehicle. 45 for h / h. No towel to wrap up. Cindy walked in with me standing and my willy hanging down. Looked at my willy then left to get towel. Came back with towel and a hard willy. Threw towel on table and told me to lay down. 5-10 min. Massage then teased the caboose. Raised my hips and teased the boys and Willy. Caressed inside the buns and dug out. . Gave her the nod and felt the bat (no glove) enter the dugout!! Flipped and hit a ome run within 10!

60 tip and out the door I went!! Aloowed little top play through the tarp.

Have seen her a number of times and every time was leaving the place being under the impression that some more then L1 would be available next time, but. Nothing had ever happened even though I raised my bets. The below described adventure is probably the highest, unique level that could be achieved. Moreover, shorting on time and lousy massage apparently become a common practice with C in particular and with the place in general.

It seems that M is not in charge anymore and the spot turns into a stall, boring swamp.

[HanginBalls]

I don't know who I saw. The greeter and the mt's names didn't sound like Cindy, Amy, Gina or lucky. Greeter was very friendly. I mistook her for the mt. Room was nice, even with the short walls. Didn't notice any sign but I stayed on top of the stupid sheet since they had a towel on top of the table. Mt did end up moving the sheet down early on as she probably didn't want any pre stains, etc. Greeter initially told me 5 minute wait. Then in two minutes came back to say 5-10 minute wait. It was more like 25-30 minutes. Mt probably was lucky as she was darker. Leggings with an mt top. For me the massage was lame and so was her teasing. But just like the royal massage in Lincolnshire (not related) it was all tease. Then she even did the, "you want more time?

Too far just to play games. Headed north to get the job done.

First time pulled in in my comm. Vehicle. 45 for h / h. No towel to wrap up. Cindy walked in with me standing and my willy hanging down. Looked at my willy then left to get towel. Came back with towel and a hard willy. Threw towel on table and told me to lay down. 5-10 min. Massage then teased the caboose. Raised my hips and teased the boys and Willy. Caressed inside the buns and dug out. . Gave her the nod and felt the bat (no glove) enter the dugout!! Flipped and hit a ome run within 10!

60 tip and out the door I went!! Aloowed little top play through the tarp.

[DomCorazon]

I don't know who I saw. The greeter and the mt's names didn't sound like Cindy, Amy, Gina or lucky. Greeter was very friendly. I mistook her for the mt. Room was nice, even with the short walls. Didn't notice any sign but I stayed on top of the stupid sheet since they had a towel on top of the table. Mt did end up moving the sheet down early on as she probably didn't want any pre stains, etc. Greeter initially told me 5 minute wait. Then in two minutes came back to say 5-10 minute wait. It was more like 25-30 minutes. Mt probably was lucky as she was darker. Leggings with an mt top. For me the massage was lame and so was her teasing. But just like the royal massage in Lincolnshire (not related) it was all tease. Then she even did the, "you want more time?

Too far just to play games. Headed north to get the job done.

[DarkT]

Don't forget you are normally fully clothed.

Like the other guys said, true Thai style is normally done with clothes on, some massage over tehe clothes and some stretching. I didn't wear anything for this one, but when I went in there was a full sheet on the bed, with instructions to get under, not the normal towel you might expect at a normal AMP. This was a mix of an oil massage with some Thai style at the end. She gives a good massage, but I don't think there will be any getting Lucky with Lucky.