Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Rocket Dork** · 05-27-17 17:14

Woman answered my ad and she lives 7 minutes from me! Nervous meeting me but she seemed nice. Get to her place and she is totally stoned. Not bad looking said she used to have eating disorder so she is skinny. Wanted breast play and really got turned on except she kept nodding off. Talking bizarre and asking strange questions. Kept on stopping and taking hits off her bong. Hanged in there as long as I could but finally had enough. Put on my clothes and left. Worse CL encounter ever! She emailed me to apologize but I really got the feeling she could be a real problem for me. Rocket Dork.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-26-17 11:50

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

I've received some pretty bold responses on a couple of my ads in the last couple days that I'm pretty sure were LEO. They wanted to be clear if it was an offer for $ for sex in the first reply to the ad. I've never had that happen to me in the 6-7 years I've been posting ads on CL and it just happened twice in two days.

The expert on this is rocket dork, however I have had limited experience and that has never happened! Run don't walk on those! That said once one gets past the spam, scam and looks like uncle LEO one can find a rare gem or two. I did. One I saw and the other I did not even though she was very available. Those two were young both in their mid 20's. There was one more that I did not see, however again legit in her 30's. A step below an eros girl just getting started. This has been mentioned by the experts, however what I found helpful as well is to post several different ads at the same time and see what happens. If this is indeed LEO then they will respond in the same manner and mention the pay for play part. No, the legit responses I got, kicking the non legit ones to the side and their cc scams, website scams were numerous, never once mentioned play for pay! Reason? They know why you posted and they know what to do!

**Jayp80** · 05-26-17 10:59

I've received some pretty bold responses on a couple of my ads in the last couple days that I'm pretty sure were LEO. They wanted to be clear if it was an offer for $ for sex in the first reply to the ad. I've never had that happen to me in the 6-7 years I've been posting ads on CL and it just happened twice in two days.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-25-17 21:38

Originally Posted by BoobHope [View Original Post]

Saw this woman for a massage. It was in a very conspicuous family neighborhood in the town of West Chicago. She had me wait on the street for 10 minutes before pulling in her driveway. Other people live in the house and are there during the session. Went down to the dimly lit basement. She took the donation ahead of time and had me get naked and put a towel over myself. She left the room. I lay there for about 10 minutes until she finally came back. I was wondering if she was even going to come back.

It was 100 for a 30-45 minute topless rub. On the flip, I ditched the towel and asked if I could touch, and she said, "Sure, for a good tip. " Started with the ass, which was closest to me. But when I tried touching her tits (I'm always there for the tits), she said no. At this point, I knew I was doomed. She's sexy, and did some really hot dancing for me, but in the end it was self service after like 10 minutes of massage and 5 minutes of dancing. And she STILL wanted a tip at the end. I didn't give one. Am I a dick?

She said after a couple sessions of a rub and self-service she'll trust you're not LE, and more will be available. She's hot. Loved her tits. She was nice enough. But no way I'm going back. Fully nude is 200, and from what she told me, all you get is a Russian ending with that. She's not that awesome.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/6140895728.html

I don't think you are being a dick on this call at all. First off waiting for her in a residential setting on the street and then going into a house with others present and getting nude? No $ is all she deserves if that. For $$ there are eros girls that advertise massage as well as FS for more that I would go to first. I mean yea the rack is there but she put you through too many changes imo. The le thing was just her way of being lazy as she already has scoped all of that out if she lives in that town.

**Boob Hope** · 05-25-17 20:31

Saw this woman for a massage. It was in a very conspicuous family neighborhood in the town of West Chicago. She had me wait on the street for 10 minutes before pulling in her driveway. Other people live in the house and are there during the session. Went down to the dimly lit basement. She took the donation ahead of time and had me get naked and put a towel over myself. She left the room. I lay there for about 10 minutes until she finally came back. I was wondering if she was even going to come back.

It was 100 for a 30-45 minute topless rub. On the flip, I ditched the towel and asked if I could touch, and she said, "Sure, for a good tip. " Started with the ass, which was closest to me. But when I tried touching her tits (I'm always there for the tits), she said no. At this point, I knew I was doomed. She's sexy, and did some really hot dancing for me, but in the end it was self service after like 10 minutes of massage and 5 minutes of dancing. And she STILL wanted a tip at the end. I didn't give one. Am I a dick?

She said after a couple sessions of a rub and self-service she'll trust you're not LE, and more will be available. She's hot. Loved her tits. She was nice enough. But no way I'm going back. Fully nude is 200, and from what she told me, all you get is a Russian ending with that. She's not that awesome.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/6140895728.html

**BReyes** · 05-25-17 16:24

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

Took a shot, she is legit. Though not exactly what I expected but service was fantastic. Would recommend.

I've seen her ad before, what part of the city?

**StanleyStankas** · 05-25-17 15:59

Originally Posted by WanderingNinja [View Original Post]

So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.

To go? Sure she was a nut in the strangest sense, however I really have not met anyone in this business at any level from street to the suites that didn't have at least one screw loose. I mean finger lickin' good? Gives it a whole new meaning! Thanks for the report! I would like to visit her as well with one twist. I stop at fantasy hqs on milwaukee ave and pickup a colonel sanders suit! Mmmm good!

**BadDances** · 05-25-17 11:36

Originally Posted by Acls15 [View Original Post]

You are fine but seriously with so many time wasters do you think a girl will meet without an idea of donation to turn down a cheap $20 offer?

Took a shot, she is legit. Though not exactly what I expected but service was fantastic. Would recommend.

**DMichaels69** · 05-19-17 12:22

Sounds total clown car experience to me. Finicky, more PITA, with all the rules, etc. And why would you want to develop something later on with that nut case? Lesson learned, move on.

Originally Posted by WanderingNinja [View Original Post]

So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.

**Rocket Dork** · 05-19-17 12:03

Originally Posted by WanderingNinja [View Original Post]

So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.

In all my years no provider has given me KFC. You must be such a stud! LOL! Thanks for the laugh. Rocket Dork.

**WanderingNinja** · 05-19-17 04:11

So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.

**Kda Kodiac** · 05-18-17 11:28

Originally Posted by Niceguy99 [View Original Post]

I don't post often but I have played with her in the past, only got BBBJCIM, kind of pricey though, first couple of meets she wanted $ just for the BBBJCIM, after becoming a regular I got her down to .7.

Lost her number when I got a new phone but I responded to this post and she remembered me, so I have her number again if anyone wants to pm me for a trade. She's back to claiming she doesn't meet for less than $ even though I used to be a regular.

Got the same info from here. She is very nice and, in my estimates, worth the visit. Friendly gal that tries to satisfy.

**Acls15** · 05-17-17 16:51

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

SHe seems to want me to ask how much I want to pay her over email which makes me cautious, has anyone tried her this past week or so?

You are fine but seriously with so many time wasters do you think a girl will meet without an idea of donation to turn down a cheap $20 offer?

**BadDances** · 05-17-17 04:21

Originally Posted by Acls15 [View Original Post]

LOL I remember this one and her Van def had head skills. From what I remember based on screening she was an ex con. Maybe rock but we used to joke around about her nname being jailbird.

SHe seems to want me to ask how much I want to pay her over email which makes me cautious, has anyone tried her this past week or so?

**Acls15** · 05-16-17 12:20

Hey guys anyone have a independent massage girl? I've been away for a few weeks and shared with a lot of you guys but haven't gotten any good leads and I have a rare day off.