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[Bbbuddy]

Texted a provider I saw on backpage, 75 for qv and it was on the south side by stony island, we agree on everything and as I'm getting there I see a cook county sheriff's car sitting a little back from where you pull in the parking lot to the motel. This seems odd to me and I text the provider and let her no this. She proceeds to flip out on me. I'll post screenshots from the convo shortly.

First off where you have your first red flag is saying it's a motel. Cook county likes to do places that the door goes right to the outside so they can see you going in. Second red flag is that the price point is low so they get more calls. Always go with your gut.

[MsPref411]

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[Ron M]

Complete waste of time and money.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...emale/90395592

She's been reviewed on the board before. Bad reviews all around. Lucky I read the reviews. Never made an appointment. Way better choices than this one.

[Mongger]

OK so I know it should come as no big surprise that Asian posters on Backpage often use fake pics. However, these pics are not even close.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-5566/70884593

I decided to take the plunge because the incall was close by me (Schaumburg hotel) and I was hopeful the pics might be close. When I texted, I was told that BBBJ was on the menu and included in the rate of 140 for hhr. I knocked on the door and was let in. Was surprised to see two providers in the room. Both of them had to be mid to late 40's. Not fat but flabby. I made sure to mention that I was told BBBJ was available and included. Both of them looked a little dumbfounded but they knew exactly what I was talking about and without much protest, they agreed to proceed. I was asked if I wanted both or just one and I knew if I said both that the negotiation for more money would begin so I picked the lesser of two evils and began to undress. To my surprise the one I didn't take stayed in the room and actually just laid down on the other bed and began looking powder iPad while the other got undressed and joined me on the other bed. Something kind of kinky about having the other one stay in the room so I didn't mind. I wasn't up for milking my time so I laid on my back and let her get started with the BBBJ. She did an average job for about 5 minutes and then wanted to slip the cover on and get to fucking. I obliged. Gave her a good pounding for another ten minutes while the other one pretended to be captivated by her iPad. It was actually pretty funny. I blew the load and was out the door within 20 minutes.

By the way, I'd say the one I chose was a 5 out of 10 in looks and the other was a 4.

Happy Hunting,

M.

[ElJefe69]

Any one with info? Would appreciate it.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-6107/86672527

No but I have seaworld on the phone to see if they are missing any whales.

[Explorer8]

Send her a text telling you have some great rock and looking to party. She looks like she's had the tip of glass pipe in her mouth once or twice or fifty times. As for the Stony Island debacle. Why would you even go over there unless you're looking to get robbed or shot. With 90% of backpage ads being scams I don't know why you'd risk going into that area plus the girls over there look like the only outs they do is to the Golden Coral. Have some self respect, spend a little money and get a girl that's not going to be waiting in line at the White Castle at 3 am.

Now that's a proper roast and funny as h3ll!

[ChiTown Reds]

Contacted and visited this week: http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-3177/90562457.

Easy to setup through text. Nice setup, town house, pretty close to LUX spa. Not the girl in the pics. I think next time I'll ask who they have closer to the pics.

Walked in, nice 30 something Japanese, Eva I believe. Went upstairs, left $. 60 for the Hr. Used the bathroom. Undressed, she stripped and massage on the Bed. After about 10 mins of a decent massage, teasing starts, then flipped and she asked if I wanted to FS. Sure. Then proceeded to a good deep CBJ. Then her on top, a couple other positions and finished. Cleaned me up. Landed around for a bit talking with some light massage. Since I was done and would be better for me time wise to get on with my day, I opted for the shower. Was out the door closer to 30 mins. You can save. 2 if you go for Hhr.

Didn't feel rushed, just wasn't offered shower to start and showered myself after. Also she was a 6/7. Nice, fun, good attitude girl.

Try it out and post or PM me if you see or have seen a different girl.

[MsPref411]

Complete waste of time and money.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...emale/90395592

Did you expect anything less. Maybe if you brought her a box of Dinkles or Stans things would've went a little differently. I'd rather pump one out crying in the shower than let that thing touch me. Clicking on the links you guys post is on par with diving into the $5 movie bin at Walmart. Sometimes you may find a hidden gem but more often than not it's just depressing.

[ChgoGuySouth]

I'm so confused by whose where in the basement but 1237 was great. Great massage by itself but needed to see her a couple times before the real fun started. Top comes off and allowed to roam and suck. Not FS. At least not with me yet but I'll update as time goes on.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Complete waste of time and money.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...emale/90395592

[ZzTopSterZz]

Any experience with this gal? Looks lovely. Quoting 150/ hr "clothing optional". I'm ok with the price point if massage is decent and I leave with a smile. Not sure if tipping is expected. She wants a photo which makes me nervous and reminds me of some other downtown girls who give a light back rub and then nothing. Pm me or post for all.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...seuse/75461133

[MsPref411]

Last time I saw her just over a year ago she was talking about being done with the profession or going down to only a couple regulars. She was always a lot of fun and I had seen her about 6-7 times over the years. Not been able to make contact since that visit.

Send her a text telling you have some great rock and looking to party. She looks like she's had the tip of glass pipe in her mouth once or twice or fifty times. As for the Stony Island debacle. Why would you even go over there unless you're looking to get robbed or shot. With 90% of backpage ads being scams I don't know why you'd risk going into that area plus the girls over there look like the only outs they do is to the Golden Coral. Have some self respect, spend a little money and get a girl that's not going to be waiting in line at the White Castle at 3 am.

[HawkerHunter07]

Always trust your senses -it happened to me one time by oakbrook and got highly suspicious and nervous and the end had to go in manual mode but better safe.

Always get there early, look around, be aware of physically strong guys in pair just hanging with a coat over them, really you can tell them and at that point turn off and and look around. Vans congregation of guys looking tough.

[Jadedone]

So does anyone think this was a sting? Or was I being paranoid?

Always, ALWAYS trust your gut.

The almost exact things happened to me about 6-7 years ago. Called the girl and got the hotel address. When I got there I decided to do a loop around the hotel parking lot. There was a Cook county sheriffs department van (paddy wagon?) parked behind the hotel. Got the hell out of there. When I was safely away I called the girl back to warn her and she flipped out on me. So now I make it a point to arrive early and check out the parking lot with any new provider.

[Cognac060]

Here is the exchange, sorry if they're out of order. I was LITERALLY passing the sheriffs car as I was texting her.

Who knows. But if there's a cop car there I'm not proceeding.