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**Chimonger** · 06-05-10 16:27

Thanks for the heads up. We don't write enough about the rip offs like this even though we have a separate section for it.

Originally Posted by TravelnFuck

First report in a while, but been a member for a very long time. I have built up a list of reliable favorites but thought to try someone new. Should have known better. This was my first "close encounter".

Got there, lots of people hanging around outside the building. As I drove up to the gated parking area, lots of people eyeing my car. Went upstairs inside. Someone sitting in the living room. Another person hanging out in the kitchen. Place smells like piss. She looks worse. Her pics may have been here (a long time ago).

She doubled price on me and I declined. She wouldn't return what I gave her and started to get loud. I said keep it. She said, well you can't get out the garage. I said that's fine, the cops will sort it out.

Long story short, I left. Posting this so other won't make the same mistake. I'll stick to my regulars.

Location: 7733 S. Shore Drive
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...loe-22/5673465
Phone: 773 707 8465
Goes by: Chloe or Kelly
Be safe.

**Bishop69** · 06-05-10 13:44

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ilable/5659303

Ok guys i know i posted about this one but i was so impressed that i had to make sure that hte 1st time was not a fluke.

gave her a call and lo and behold she was already out south so I setup an incall appt at one of my company's crashpads (rentals used for out of town execs) anyway she arrived about 30 mins after we hung up and just like i remembered those hips and that ass were the stuff of wet dreams.

shes abotu 5'6" light complexion long black hair small c or large b cup narrow waist but DAMN THAT ASS.

anyawy she comes in we chit chat about really nothing of consequences ( i like it when a provider at least fakes being intrsted in knowing you) she is very personable as well

anyway she pick up the envelop from teh table and excuses herslf to the bathroom to freshen up after about 3 mins she comes back and asks if i was ready because she wanted it, (nice touch). we adjourn to teh bedroom and she begins with quite possibly the best CBJ I have had (I never finis from a BJ but damn this girl came real close) I have her back off fo a min jus so the sssion wouldn't end so soon while my breathign is coming back to normal she begins petting the kitty getting things going for the main event. we start off miss and after a few mins we move into doggy she really got into it then the girll likes it hard form behind and started putting on a helluva show moaning begging to be f***ed harderthe whole 9 on the bonus I could tell by the contraction waving through her kitty hat she came at aleast twice which gave me teh old red light "wrap it up" cue so I stroked her formbehind good and hard only to go out with a bang and not a whimper.

all in all a GREAT overall experience again, she is definately going into the roladex as a regular.

Apperance - 8 (downgraded because she was wearing just reg street clothes)
Service - 9+ could have been a 10 but she doesn't do cowgirl
Price - a dollar fifty for a half hour which often turns into about 50 mins
replay - a definate 10

notes: fellas you definately want to make sure yo see her completely naked that is a sight to behold have her undress and bend over just so you can admire that rear view OMG,

Like i always say guys enjoy this one while she lasts but please don't abuse her

**TravelnFuck** · 06-04-10 19:26

First report in a while, but been a member for a very long time. I have built up a list of reliable favorites but thought to try someone new. Should have known better. This was my first "close encounter".

Got there, lots of people hanging around outside the building. As I drove up to the gated parking area, lots of people eyeing my car. Went upstairs inside. Someone sitting in the living room. Another person hanging out in the kitchen. Place smells like piss. She looks worse. Her pics may have been here (a long time ago).

She doubled price on me and I declined. She wouldn't return what I gave her and started to get loud. I said keep it. She said, well you can't get out the garage. I said that's fine, the cops will sort it out.

Long story short, I left. Posting this so other won't make the same mistake. I'll stick to my regulars.

Location: 7733 S. Shore Drive
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...loe-22/5673465
Phone: 773 707 8465
Goes by: Chloe or Kelly
Be safe.

**Bishop69** · 06-03-10 00:49

firth the link : http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...t-some/5659303

Now the details:

arrived at my locataion within 30 mins of calling her and all I can say is HOLY SHIT this girl has a GIAGANTIC ass (gotta freaking love it) small waist but the girl is definately taller sitting than standing we chit chatted a little bit to cut the nervousness but when we got to the deed it was a good time started off with a nice CBJ and mant hat ass was so tempting seing it bounce in teh sair while her head bobbed up and down...... on to a little missionary pretty good but the best of the best was hitting it from behind seeing her work those cheeks independantly and practically milk me dry HOLY SHIT.

Looks - 8
attitude - 8
price - $.40 for a half - 6
overall experience - 8

guys don't over fish this spot or abuse this one and send her into hiding she is a keeper.

**Pulse Check** · 06-02-10 17:56

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?

I've never done the half hour, but went with the 45min. I agree with Nudus81, avoid Tina. I was with Sora last week and was a little better, but not by much. Those two seem to rush the session. I think you can skip the massage, but not sure with the half hour.

**Blueknot** · 06-02-10 15:26

FYI - recently visited with Mona. For starters, photo and real person was the first sign. The massage was short, quick and done in a half-arsed manner.

She wasn't friendly, behaved as if I was bothering her.

In short, a waste of money! Seriously, if you feel like wasting your time and money see her. If not, just toss your money out the window of your car or gove it to a crack head.

On a side note, avoid any provider on bp that uses email as a contact source. In my experience, it actually adds to the gamble that you'll land a dud!

**Nudus81** · 06-02-10 11:17

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?

Tp has a very difficult screening process. Go to their website which is listed in every BP ad to get the details.

Vivian is fantastic, avoid Tina.

**Brandonkelly** · 06-02-10 01:14

Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?

**Datsurman** · 06-01-10 23:29

My friend's uncle's cousin says that he has seen this chick.

She doesn't look exactly like the pics, but pretty close.

Friendly 'southern gal' personality.

Excellent gfe for the $.

**Datsurman** · 06-01-10 23:17

1. Mechanical+Attitude+Clockwater

2. Pics are not real, but attractive.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-o-20/5639530

**Hitman1985** · 06-01-10 17:08

Originally Posted by Davidonecall

She can't spell, but she has a very nice body, do anyone know if she for real

I am a long-time lurker but I decided to sign up because I thought I could be helpful on this subject. I have actually seen this girl and she is, in fact, the girl from the pictures. However, the pictures are a bit dated because the red streak in the hair is gone and she has added a little thickness. I would also guess she is latina, not italian. All that being said, I wasn't disappointed with her appearance.

Her performance also was not disappointing, although she did not blow me out of the water. I gave her 150 reasons to see me for a half hour. I was in and out in a lot less than that but I kind of prefer it that way so that was more my doing than hers. She was actually pretty personable and seemed moderately intelligent so I have to think the misspellings are a gimmick. Albeit a bad one because they almost detered me from going to see her.

Overall, I would recommend her to someone who enjoys quick fixes and variety. I would not recommend her to someone who was looking for a diamond in the rough to become his new "go to" girl.

**Bill R** · 05-31-10 21:36

Originally Posted by Fork Please

Moejoo..as Ed McMahaon would say.."YOU are (most likely) correct SIR!!"

This woman is THE most annoying example of annoying I can think of. I called her once and ended up almost bludgeoning myself to death with the phone receiver for having the stupidity to engage in a conversation with her..she's a complete babbling moron with a horrible voice.

Trust your instinct, probably was the same person.

Im sure others will chime in.

Yup, that is Gee. And yes, putting a bullet in your head will probably be more enjoyable.

**Donny Devito** · 05-31-10 19:39

Originally Posted by Mj138

The college admission standards are more demanding than they have ever been. Look at what courses high school kids need to take just to get into U of I. It's insane! Roxy is pretty cute, but I think her new career has derailed her college career.

It depends. Your ability isn't always the determining factor when obtaining acceptance from institutions of higher learning. Especially, in today's day and age.

**Mj138** · 05-31-10 19:05

The college admission standards are more demanding than they have ever been. Look at what courses high school kids need to take just to get into U of I. It's insane! Roxy is pretty cute, but I think her new career has derailed her college career.

Originally Posted by Ghostface89

In fact, you don't have to be functional in English any longer to get into colleges around here. I am a double grad (BA and MA) from DePaul. (My degrees were earned back when you really had to study.) I learned a few years ago that DPU now gives college credit towards your degree for taking remedial English classes thanks to a lowering of the standards there.

BTW when you go to the Admiral Theater, don't forget to check out their cutie Korean "Roxy Superstar." Roxy is the winner of the Admiral's "So you think you can strip" contest and proudly boasts (publically and on the internet) that she is an undergrad student at DePaul.

**Donny Devito** · 05-31-10 17:20

Originally Posted by Ghostface89

In fact, you don't have to be functional in English any longer to get into colleges around here. I am a double grad (BA and MA) from DePaul. (My degrees were earned back when you really had to study.) I learned a few years ago that DPU now gives college credit towards your degree for taking remedial English classes thanks to a lowering of the standards there.

BTW when you go to the Admiral Theater, don't forget to check out their cutie Korean "Roxy Superstar." Roxy is the winner of the Admiral's "So you think you can strip" contest and proudly boasts (publically and on the internet) that she is an undergrad student at DePaul.

Hahaha. I've been following her on youtube for the longest time. Small world.