Massage Parlor Reports

**RalphMalph** · 06-28-23 15:35

In the last 6 months, I've tried out Super Relax once and Hong Kong once. Neither were good. YMMV.

Super Relax in February. The only worker took a phone call as soon as I walked in the door and proceeded to get into a loud screaming match with a potential client. Switching between English & Chines (maybe?) I offered to come back later but she said you here, let's do it. She was clearly not in the mood adn the massage and L1 suffered. Haven't been back. 30 minutes for the standard rate.

In May went to Hong Kong. Another disappointment. Walked in, she had almost no english, but said "$80" Lackluster TS, then into Sauna. Once in room massage lasted 2 minutes adn she said you want all. She wanted $$ but since I was expected $0. 6 and $1. 4 I only had $$ total. So we compromised on $1. 2, but she wasn't into it and kept saying you tto big. Now I KNOW I'm below average so that was BS. Settled on combo L1/ L2 and I was allowed FIV.

Are any AMPs in town decent anymore?

**OldScavenger** · 06-21-23 21:20

Just a short note- if anyone goes there searching for Lisa, yesterday I drove her to 'K Beauty Spa' on North Keystone Ave in Indianapolis where she is now working.

**Justme309** · 06-11-23 00:18

I haven't been to Hong Kong in a couple of years. I decided to visit based on a review on rubmaps for Sunny. That was a mistake. The poster missed her age by a decade or two (not 20's, at least late 40's). She's not a natural C cup; she's a natural B cup at best. Here's what I posted there.

I decided to try Hong Kong after reading the last review. Arrived at 9:02. She wanted. 8 for table shower. I know prices have gone up, but I expected. 7 to include shower. I reluctantly agreed. Shower was okay, but not special. Once in the room, she did a lame massage with no oil and asked what I wanted at 9:15. Full service was offered. I asked for L2. She wanted 1. 2. Since I hadn't expected. 8 to the house, I offered 1. 1 and she accepted and told me bring more next time. Straight to CBJ with no teasing. Got the job done. Asked if I wanted more massage. Since it was only 9:20, I said yes. Even though the earlier massages wasn't good, I wasn't leaving after less than 20 minutes after paying for an hour. Somewhat better massage, but still not good. I walked out the door at 9:40. This reminds me why I haven't been to Hong Kong in a couple of years.

**Dan Flashes** · 05-28-23 21:33

I'll be in BN next week for a few days. Used to make the drive for One Spa but I haven't seen anything about them in awhile. Any new reports?

**BitterTruth** · 05-22-23 11:12

Originally Posted by AmpFan84 [View Original Post]

This place is awesome. Slender ladies that will do L1, L2, and L3. The highest I've done is L3. Anyone have experience here?

That's good to hear. I visited there when they first opened up a few years back I think. It was only L1, no roaming of the hands. You'd get slapped if you tried. Might be time I try this place again.

Thanks for the update!

**AmpFan84** · 05-21-23 09:05

Any experience with you massage?

**AmpFan84** · 05-21-23 08:13

This place is awesome. Slender ladies that will do L1, L2, and L3. The highest I've done is L3. Anyone have experience here?

**Troller55** · 04-14-23 16:25

Hey, guys kinda new to the hobby and the thought of seeking out a Nuru massage has me interested. I was wondering if any of the local establishments in the B / and area offer this. Would also like to hear from anyone that's tried this. Would like to know about your experience and cost.

TIA.

Tr55.

**BearHug1948** · 04-13-23 19:09

Originally Posted by BearHug1948 [View Original Post]

She is L1, L2, L3 and skilled at each.

Additional info on Mia: Was checking out LaSalle County and ran across a posting regarding Mia when she was at Spring Valley last year. It was an enthusiastic endorsement but, more importantly, provides more specifics on the fun one can expect from a session with her. Worth reading.

**Justme309** · 04-10-23 23:29

Stopped by Far East based on recent reports. I was greeted by a provider that doesn't meet the description of Mia. She was busy and asked me to wait for 10 minutes. At least that's what I gathered from her limited English. Instead, I went to Massagist. The only person working was XiXi (She-She). She gave a decent massage. Wanted 1. 4 for level 2. I said no so she offered 1. 2. I agreed. She then asked about cover. She asked for an extra. 2. I declined and she ultimately agreed to 1. 2 for BBBJ. Very good technique, but finished with a HJ when she felt me finishing.

**BearHug1948** · 04-07-23 08:52

Originally Posted by BearHug1948 [View Original Post]

I have seen MIA a few times and have noticed she is pretty modest such that she does not wear push-up bras or go out of the way to otherwise accentuate her up top figure. She actually has B's going on C. But it is her smile and personality I appreciate the most.

She is L1, L2, L3 and skilled at each.

**BearHug1948** · 04-05-23 14:57

Originally Posted by ThirdTime [View Original Post]

Not sure who is at Far East now, but there was a line out the door, so to speak.

I saw one of the girls (is there more than one?) Before being told there was a 90 minute wait. She was incredibly beautiful. Very slender, small up top but beautiful face, legs, and body. Late 20's to mid 30's.

Report fellas. Cost, level, covered or not.

3 x.

I have seen MIA a few times and have noticed she is pretty modest such that she does not wear push-up bras or go out of the way to otherwise accentuate her up top figure. She actually has B's going on C. But it is her smile and personality I appreciate the most.

**Mike Dago** · 04-03-23 10:49

First time to Bloomington / Normal. Picked Super Relax based on reviews. 2 therapists there drew Lulu, (she told me the other girls name was Yoyo, if I understood her correctly. Little rough on english). Not a youngster, decent looking, good shape, all natural, massage was above average. Paid $60 for the hours (total in and out was 45 minutes). BTW, that is the 30 min cost in Chicagoland. Extras were negotiated and full was at 140. Felt that was fair based on what I donate back home. Best part of the visit was when we were cleaning up we could her the other girl and a client being very vocal (4/2 1045 am. Just saying). Lulu then told me not to say a word because the other girl only does L1 & L2. I laughed and left. Satisfied and will return when in the area.

**Troller55** · 03-31-23 11:38

Originally Posted by ThirdTime [View Original Post]

Not sure who is at Far East now, but there was a line out the door, so to speak.

I saw one of the girls (is there more than one?) Before being told there was a 90 minute wait. She was incredibly beautiful. Very slender, small up top but beautiful face, legs, and body. Late 20's to mid 30's.

Report fellas. Cost, level, covered or not..

Yes. The girl you are talking about is very beautiful. Thin, mid to late 20's, small top, not good English but I think she said here name was Mia. After being escorted into the room by the mama San, got undressed and got on table. When Mia entered she was wearing a very short schoolgirl type dress like you would see in anime. "very Hot" The massage was only average, it seems a little too aggressive and rushed, spent too much time on my back. But after some light brushes against her thighs she applied some oil to the boys. And after that it was off to the races. .65/.80 L2 everything covered. I didn't think she would of brought up price if I had not done it first. Will return.

TR55.

**ThirdTime** · 03-28-23 09:54

Not sure who is at Far East now, but there was a line out the door, so to speak.

I saw one of the girls (is there more than one?) Before being told there was a 90 minute wait. She was incredibly beautiful. Very slender, small up top but beautiful face, legs, and body. Late 20's to mid 30's.

Report fellas. Cost, level, covered or not.

3 x.