Massage Parlor Reports

[Admin2]

The local Korean spas unfortunately ruined this board for me. Unfortunately I am really not liking the lineup at my usual spot you Massage (the Chinese one on Rt 59/ diehl) but supposedly getting fresh girls soon. Until then I am back to escorts and seeking when doing anything in the area. Not even sure if they are all connected but I know some of them are so I refuse to give them any money because of all the BS reviews on here. Honestly wouldn't mind if they had some truth and were just promoting themselves but they are just complete BS trying to lure us.

For those of us who have been there, we know the deal. Those kinds of posts are laughable.

I agree. It close to my gym, so I really wanted to like this place. Have been 3 times over last 3-4 months, different girl each time (had chubby one first time). Never anything more than "ok". I'm giving up on seasons. Unless I'm really horny after a workout LOL.

You think?

I even read that in my Ai Voice.

So robotic the way its written. It's like Johnny No 5 got an English degree.

Johnny No 5 no disassemble.

GTFO.

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

Yes, I hate them too. They are the hardest for us to catch but easiest for you guys to see because you only read this part of the forum.

Here's the thing, talking about them helps them, not a single one of you reported it. If you report it I look at the account, look for accounts associated with this account and ban them all. Except nobody reported it, they just quoted it over and over.

A2

[Rws1990]

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

The local Korean spas unfortunately ruined this board for me. Unfortunately I am really not liking the lineup at my usual spot you Massage (the Chinese one on Rt 59/ diehl) but supposedly getting fresh girls soon. Until then I am back to escorts and seeking when doing anything in the area. Not even sure if they are all connected but I know some of them are so I refuse to give them any money because of all the BS reviews on here. Honestly wouldn't mind if they had some truth and were just promoting themselves but they are just complete BS trying to lure us.

[Hondoo]

For those of us who have been there, we know the deal. Those kinds of posts are laughable.

This place had my hopes so high months ago, and has been nothing worth going for since opening.

[DMichaels69]

For those of us who have been there, we know the deal. Those kinds of posts are laughable.

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

You think?

I even read that in my Ai Voice.

So robotic the way its written. It's like Johnny No 5 got an English degree.

Johnny No 5 no disassemble.

GTFO.

[BassMan1989]

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

I agree. It close to my gym, so I really wanted to like this place. Have been 3 times over last 3-4 months, different girl each time (had chubby one first time). Never anything more than "ok". I'm giving up on seasons. Unless I'm really horny after a workout LOL.

[Poogee]

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

You think?

I even read that in my Ai Voice.

So robotic the way its written. It's like Johnny No 5 got an English degree.

Johnny No 5 no disassemble.

GTFO.

[Jadedone]

Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.

My experience at this place was quite different.

Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.

She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.

4 seasons on fort hill drive in Naperville. There was like 5 girls to chose from and none of them were hags. All tiny as hell. I went for the 28 year old one. Like great energy from beginning to end. In the back she felt really good with how focused she was on me. Whole a lot of touching and flirty licking and kisses. Neck, ears, down the back, she massaged it all. When I got really relaxed, she'd suck on my ear lobe as she was stroking me down there. Towards the end, she picked the perfect moment to give a good wet & sloppy BBBJ. Pleased over all for the paid hour. The bonus tip was a pretty penny though of 150 but I didn't mind.

[ShantitMaster]

4 seasons on fort hill drive in Naperville. There was like 5 girls to chose from and none of them were hags. All tiny as hell. I went for the 28 year old one. Like great energy from beginning to end. In the back she felt really good with how focused she was on me. Whole a lot of touching and flirty licking and kisses. Neck, ears, down the back, she massaged it all. When I got really relaxed, she'd suck on my ear lobe as she was stroking me down there. Towards the end, she picked the perfect moment to give a good wet & sloppy BBBJ. Pleased over all for the paid hour. The bonus tip was a pretty penny though of 150 but I didn't mind.

[LceMan]

I am a semi-regular visitor. I enjoy all of the things that she offers. Body slide is great. Sarah massage is super. What makes everything great is that she has such a great attitude and provides service with a smile. I was getting a great body slide when she started giving me a very enthusiastic BBBJ. After a few minutes she laid on the table and I was on top of her rubbing my tool up and down her body. I have slipped it into her, during her slide. This lady gets into it. If you enjoy her motions during the slide, you will love her FS actions. Definitely not a dead fish.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jgP53Fbtovs9CDNo8

[Phloverno6]

Decided to see what all the excitement was with MIMI. Walked in and several girls came to the front as another money was leaving one of the massage rooms. (Awkward). I asked for Mimi, in walks what I would consider at least 45-50 yr old with lots of makeup, and like what has been reported before BIG CANS. I wanted an hour with TS, unfortunately no TS Honey. Strike 1 ! Starts with a nice massage making sure she gets to all the muscles. Then on the flip, she asks what I want, full service of course. She comes back in turns the lights down then proceeds to slide on the cover. Whoa, whoa, I said "get naked" she was a little surprised and obliged but didn't get completely naked, keeping her bra on, I said, take that off, she refused, pulling it up above her boobs not allowing full access. Strike 2! We continued with CBJ, K9, MISH, CH. She was getting tired so I pulled the bag off and had her kneel on the floor and give me a HJ. I laid back on the table where she finished off with more HJ, no cover and I blew so hard it caught her by surprise and I got some spoogie on her face and on her hair. I don't think she was ready for that. She takes the next few minutes and cleans her face and hair off my manness. After she was done cleaning herself, she takes a hot towel out of the heater and hangs out to me to clean myself off. Strike 3! YMMV but don't see the attraction. She is older, chunky, not enthusiastic at all. Too mechanical for me.

Damage was. 65 to the house and $. 6 to Mimi.

I will not return.

[Helibro]

This is the story of the elusive dream that could keep me for an eternity. It was early January and I decided to screw my new year's resolution. I didn't last long, as most resolutions go. Went to my usual place and was told come back in 15 minutes. A big thanks to DM for making the assist because I decided to check out 710 despite feeling a little uncomfortable there in the past due to big black Chevy's sitting in the lot. Sometimes occupied, other times not. This time was different. Quiet as a mouse on Christmas eve. When my eyes met with that neon sign it sent tingles down my spine. One visit and I was hooked. Made me wish I had a money tree. Drew Cindy, a stunning 3 X year old hottie. I like my women like I like my wine, mature and full bodied. I hit the damn jackpot. Cindy had it all. The looks, the attitude, the sensuality, and let's not forget the freak. I'm feeling that uncontrollable 4th grade boner just writing this shit. I know, I'm a whole dick for not posting this review while she was here. Sorry about that, but I visited the spot and she is gone till November and I had to vent and say if you haven't tried 710, give it a chance. My dream came true, came true, and then came true, until it did not on my most recent trip cause she's gone, man.

I forgot it was a only a dream, sarang hae baby. Sweetest kitty I ever drowned in. So wet I needed scuba gear. God damn. I know I'm going to hell for how much I enjoyed that shit. I'll never forget the first time, therapeutic touch on point and that's when it happened. She leaned down to ask about phase 2 and planted a soft kiss. It later blossomed to dfk. We were one. Never had that before. I wanted to ask for digits, but was too scared that I had the wrong impression. Those dreams sure felt real. Cindy is one fine ass lady.

For a moment in life, I awakened from the bullshit matrix. Thank you. 69, cg, doggie, ts with all the fixings 8/1. 6.

[RonKonp]

Anyone have recent experience at the Swan Spa on Butterfield?

Thinking about making a visit and would like to know what I'm going to meet.

TIA.

This place nice and clean inside. There are usually 2 girls to choose from And they're always good looking And fun. Excellent performance in the room.

[GeorgeMax]

Anyone have recent experience at the Swan Spa on Butterfield?

Thinking about making a visit and would like to know what I'm going to meet.

TIA.

[Pmil 202]

Keep me out of your fucking bullshit. I've helped lots of people. All my reviews are real and if you look back I review not only AMPs but indies and agencies. Unlike you that has zero.

Keep it up and I won't post anymore reviews to help others. Just because you have bad experiences, why not post about them to help people and detail it, instead of the vague accusations.

You may find that if you treat these women with respect you will have the best experiences.

I've been in the game longer than you've been alive.

Well said! Most people post bs stuff, especially in iowa qc massage reviews, my experience is if you treat he ladies good when you walk in, you will get good service! If not don't go find a street girl or skip girl, most dudes on here are just straight up dumb asf!

[BassMan1989]

Great visit w Rose at 1335 yesterday. Had never been there, so Only opted for L1 as she was napping when I walked in. So wasn't sure how would be. But "light" massage was great, plenty of teasing and playing w the boys, then the flip was good.

She did tell me she's usually at Rose Spa further south, and will def repeat with for L2 or L3.

$50 door and then she convinced me 1. 0 for nude for rest of massage- couldn't resist.