Massage Parlor Reports

**SaintChuck** · 10-31-17 12:29

Originally Posted by BReyes [View Original Post]

Nope, don't recognize either one and this was a few weeks ago when I was in there. But then, show me a mug shot of any MT anywhere that looks good!

I am a bit confused. Did you get the massage at the place that was busted? I read your original report and I thought that you went to the place across the street from Rose. The place that got busted isn't near Rose. Where did you get the massage? I thought that you went to the place on Merchants Drive. SaintChuck.

**ArabEyes** · 10-31-17 05:35

http://warrenville.il.us/CivicAlerts...em?alertID=532

**BReyes** · 10-30-17 21:14

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

Those must've been some serious beer goggles if one of these to read a six out of 10. And all before noon?

Nope, don't recognize either one and this was a few weeks ago when I was in there. But then, show me a mug shot of any MT anywhere that looks good!

**Roscoe23** · 10-30-17 18:58

Originally Posted by ASandler007 [View Original Post]

Which one of the two you were with?

Those must've been some serious beer goggles if one of these to read a six out of 10. And all before noon?

**ASandler007** · 10-30-17 14:46

Which one of the two you were with?

Originally Posted by BReyes [View Original Post]

Ouch! Looks like I got out of there just in time!

**BReyes** · 10-30-17 13:57

Originally Posted by CarpeDium [View Original Post]

https://patch.com/illinois/oswego/os...stitution-ring

Ouch! Looks like I got out of there just in time!

**Carpe Dium** · 10-27-17 19:31

https://patch.com/illinois/oswego/os...stitution-ring

Originally Posted by BReyes [View Original Post]

Could not find a review on this place anywhere so TOFTT. Advertises alot on BP in Oswego and has a $40 hr special before 12 so I went out to seek my fortune. Seems I'm not the only one attracted by the special, got interrupted 3 x and there were two mongers in the front waiting when I came out!

Drew (Nini?) , larger than usual rack, pretty, a 6/10 I guess. Virtually no massage even though I asked for hard. The teasing was obvious and she allowed me to roam as I pleased over her clothes. Game time was on but the tip question came up which I hate and then how much more for topless? They actually felt worth it so I went for the extra 20. Finish was not rushed and the puppies were worth the up charge although she's a tad on the plump side. Continued the attempted massage after and didn't' short the hour. Actually gave me her number after which was interesting. Not sure if I'd go back or if I'll call her but all in all an ok trip. Not recommended (this MT) if you want a massage but the rest was good. 40/60.

**DMichaels69** · 10-26-17 14:52

Sounds like Linda. I got her, crappy massage, awful attempt at a finish so had her stop. Tipped for just the massage and she threw a fit. I'm not trying anyone else.

Originally Posted by JolietMike1969 [View Original Post]

Also tried this new place out since I was in the area. Standard massage from a young girl which is a plus these days, however on the flip she pointed at jr and said how much. Ugh I hate that. I said standard 40, she said 60. I told her the biz would not be around long at that price and told her 40 or nothing. She finished the job but tried to beat some speed record to the finish.

Overall its a nice clean place with younger talent. Stick to your guns on the cash or it will be the new normal. 60/40.

**JolietMike1969** · 10-26-17 13:51

Originally Posted by Brody17 [View Original Post]

Decided to check out the new place just south of fox valley Mall. I drew Yu. Massage itself was ok, nothing special. She did allow roaming and spent plenty of time teasing. On the flip, she took her boobs out, without asking. (This was a first for me). She had a skilled finish. She cleaned up and finished the massage.

Standard tip. I'll have to make my way back to see who else is there.

Also tried this new place out since I was in the area. Standard massage from a young girl which is a plus these days, however on the flip she pointed at jr and said how much. Ugh I hate that. I said standard 40, she said 60. I told her the biz would not be around long at that price and told her 40 or nothing. She finished the job but tried to beat some speed record to the finish.

Overall its a nice clean place with younger talent. Stick to your guns on the cash or it will be the new normal. 60/40.

**BReyes** · 10-26-17 13:01

Wanted to stop in to see the new talent talked about at Rose (Montgomery) but after pulling into the parking lot I watched one monger go in with another waiting in his car. Wasn't feeling it so decided to TOFTT across the street at the new Dream which is technically Oswego I guess. Decided on an hour and drew Anna (who looks familiar), good hard massage just like I like, not shorted on time with level 1 standard finish. Allowed OTC roaming and since she was wearing a high neck dress that was about all that could be accomplished. Standard 60/40. I'd go back simply because it was a great massage but everything else was nothing special.

**Marty Graw** · 10-25-17 22:07

Originally Posted by MartyGraw [View Original Post]

If you like really good massages, there is new MT worth checking out. Seniors can PM for name. As far as I know, only level 1 service is available but it is very, very excellent sensual massage. A little ass play if you are into that. If not, you may want to alert her before the big finish. Not too old and very good body.

Don't know how I screwed title up but should be Rose-Montgomery.

**Marty Graw** · 10-24-17 22:20

If you like really good massages, there is new MT worth checking out. Seniors can PM for name. As far as I know, only level 1 service is available but it is very, very excellent sensual massage. A little ass play if you are into that. If not, you may want to alert her before the big finish. Not too old and very good body.

**Illinois Guy** · 10-24-17 09:38

Worth trying again and ask for Mia. Lovely young lady. Hard massage is seriously good. Light massage is seriously same.

Originally Posted by BReyes [View Original Post]

Great report SC!

And let's not forget that you park in front next to the Subway for all to see!

**CleanNDirty** · 10-23-17 20:15

I've had a couple of visits now to Lavender in Oswego. Both times with the "senior" therapist (probably in her 50's but cute). I'm all about the light touch massage. And this may be my favorite option for that. Very light. Very slow. Frankly, it's hard to stay awake. It's that good. The rooms don't have walls that go to the ceiling. And you need to be prepared to be interrupted by phone calls and door bells. That is frustrating. But in spite of that, I still give this place a thumbs-up for massage technique. If you're into the feather-touch thing, definitely worth a visit. Standard option available. No mention of tip.

**BReyes** · 10-10-17 22:21

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

Last week I was in Oswego and I stopped at the new place on Orchard road. It is almost comical the way that this strip mall is built. If you are driving south on Orchard, you need to make about 6 right turns to get into this parking lot. It is like a maze. When I got inside there was an older Chinese woman walking around the lobby, and she was dressed like a slob. The Chinese woman behind the counter was ok looking and she was dressed like she was ready for the prom. I went to the counter and started talking to the prom queen. I have been to a lot of AMP's and I have never been to a place that pushes so hard to try to get you to take the 4 hands massage. I told the prom queen that I wasn't interested and that I wanted a simple 2 hands massage from her. There really isn't much else to report on this place. At one point the prom queen put some oil on her stubby strong little hands and gave me a painful jackhammer finish. Also, due to lack of business at this place be prepared to be shorted on time if another Monger walks in during your session. If you have 3rd degree burns on your hands and you can't DIY, then I would recommend this place. Otherwise, keep driving and find a better place. SaintChuck.

Great report SC!

And let's not forget that you park in front next to the Subway for all to see!