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03-24-24 09:03 #3706
Posts: 944 seasons- NOPE.
Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]
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03-24-24 01:52 #3705
Posts: 314Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]
I even read that in my Ai Voice.
So robotic the way its written. It's like Johnny No 5 got an English degree.
Johnny No 5 no disassemble.
GTFO.
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03-23-24 20:11 #3704
Posts: 505Huh?
Guys, this has to be a shill post or this guy is charming as hell.
My experience at this place was quite different.
Went one evening back in January. Three ladies working. One was young-ish. Second was older and chubby. Third was even older and not so chubby. Fortunately I got the younger one for the massage. Unfortunately she would only do L1. No licking and kissing anywhere. Just the massage.
She got the older, not so chubby one for other services. This lady wanted 130 for CBJ. I passed. Tipped the young-ish one for the massage and left. Never went back.
Originally Posted by ShantitMaster [View Original Post]
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03-23-24 10:42 #3703
Posts: 6Naperville recent report
4 seasons on fort hill drive in Naperville. There was like 5 girls to chose from and none of them were hags. All tiny as hell. I went for the 28 year old one. Like great energy from beginning to end. In the back she felt really good with how focused she was on me. Whole a lot of touching and flirty licking and kisses. Neck, ears, down the back, she massaged it all. When I got really relaxed, she'd suck on my ear lobe as she was stroking me down there. Towards the end, she picked the perfect moment to give a good wet & sloppy BBBJ. Pleased over all for the paid hour. The bonus tip was a pretty penny though of 150 but I didn't mind.
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03-22-24 23:15 #3702
Posts: 18Dt
I am a semi-regular visitor. I enjoy all of the things that she offers. Body slide is great. Sarah massage is super. What makes everything great is that she has such a great attitude and provides service with a smile. I was getting a great body slide when she started giving me a very enthusiastic BBBJ. After a few minutes she laid on the table and I was on top of her rubbing my tool up and down her body. I have slipped it into her, during her slide. This lady gets into it. If you enjoy her motions during the slide, you will love her FS actions. Definitely not a dead fish.
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03-21-24 13:12 #3701
Posts: 37Bartlett Zen Mimi
Decided to see what all the excitement was with MIMI. Walked in and several girls came to the front as another money was leaving one of the massage rooms. (Awkward). I asked for Mimi, in walks what I would consider at least 45-50 yr old with lots of makeup, and like what has been reported before BIG CANS. I wanted an hour with TS, unfortunately no TS Honey. Strike 1 ! Starts with a nice massage making sure she gets to all the muscles. Then on the flip, she asks what I want, full service of course. She comes back in turns the lights down then proceeds to slide on the cover. Whoa, whoa, I said "get naked" she was a little surprised and obliged but didn't get completely naked, keeping her bra on, I said, take that off, she refused, pulling it up above her boobs not allowing full access. Strike 2! We continued with CBJ, K9, MISH, CH. She was getting tired so I pulled the bag off and had her kneel on the floor and give me a HJ. I laid back on the table where she finished off with more HJ, no cover and I blew so hard it caught her by surprise and I got some spoogie on her face and on her hair. I don't think she was ready for that. She takes the next few minutes and cleans her face and hair off my manness. After she was done cleaning herself, she takes a hot towel out of the heater and hangs out to me to clean myself off. Strike 3! YMMV but don't see the attraction. She is older, chunky, not enthusiastic at all. Too mechanical for me.
Damage was. 65 to the house and $. 6 to Mimi.
I will not return.
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03-21-24 03:17 #3700
Posts: 11Farewell, Precious Cindy. A Tribute to My ATF
This is the story of the elusive dream that could keep me for an eternity. It was early January and I decided to screw my new year's resolution. I didn't last long, as most resolutions go. Went to my usual place and was told come back in 15 minutes. A big thanks to DM for making the assist because I decided to check out 710 despite feeling a little uncomfortable there in the past due to big black Chevy's sitting in the lot. Sometimes occupied, other times not. This time was different. Quiet as a mouse on Christmas eve. When my eyes met with that neon sign it sent tingles down my spine. One visit and I was hooked. Made me wish I had a money tree. Drew Cindy, a stunning 3 X year old hottie. I like my women like I like my wine, mature and full bodied. I hit the damn jackpot. Cindy had it all. The looks, the attitude, the sensuality, and let's not forget the freak. I'm feeling that uncontrollable 4th grade boner just writing this shit. I know, I'm a whole dick for not posting this review while she was here. Sorry about that, but I visited the spot and she is gone till November and I had to vent and say if you haven't tried 710, give it a chance. My dream came true, came true, and then came true, until it did not on my most recent trip cause she's gone, man.
I forgot it was a only a dream, sarang hae baby. Sweetest kitty I ever drowned in. So wet I needed scuba gear. God damn. I know I'm going to hell for how much I enjoyed that shit. I'll never forget the first time, therapeutic touch on point and that's when it happened. She leaned down to ask about phase 2 and planted a soft kiss. It later blossomed to dfk. We were one. Never had that before. I wanted to ask for digits, but was too scared that I had the wrong impression. Those dreams sure felt real. Cindy is one fine ass lady.
For a moment in life, I awakened from the bullshit matrix. Thank you. 69, cg, doggie, ts with all the fixings 8/1. 6.
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03-20-24 11:36 #3699
Posts: 5Swan
Originally Posted by GeorgeMax [View Original Post]
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03-19-24 20:15 #3698
Posts: 231The Swan?
Anyone have recent experience at the Swan Spa on Butterfield?
Thinking about making a visit and would like to know what I'm going to meet.
TIA.
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03-17-24 11:06 #3697
Posts: 374Originally Posted by BrightHorizon [View Original Post]
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03-17-24 10:19 #3696
Posts: 94Rose - 1335
Great visit w Rose at 1335 yesterday. Had never been there, so Only opted for L1 as she was napping when I walked in. So wasn't sure how would be. But "light" massage was great, plenty of teasing and playing w the boys, then the flip was good.
She did tell me she's usually at Rose Spa further south, and will def repeat with for L2 or L3.
$50 door and then she convinced me 1. 0 for nude for rest of massage- couldn't resist.
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03-15-24 10:05 #3695
Posts: 22Good to go
Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]
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03-12-24 08:20 #3694
Posts: 941220- no go?
Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]
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03-12-24 06:41 #3693
Posts: 127Originally Posted by Rws1990 [View Original Post]
Keep it up and I won't post anymore reviews to help others. Just because you have bad experiences, why not post about them to help people and detail it, instead of the vague accusations.
You may find that if you treat these women with respect you will have the best experiences.
I've been in the game longer than you've been alive.
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03-11-24 12:01 #3692
Posts: 69Originally Posted by Rws1990 [View Original Post]
Ok, When I think lady boy I think of pattya hotties. Who I'd let blow me.