Massage Parlor Reports

**PineStead63** · 02-24-24 15:50

For over a year I've never been disappointed with Golden Hands. I've gone over a dozen times and always came out happy with the L1 service. Well. Not the case this past week. My massage therapist was a lovely lady by the name of Julie and she gave a wonderful, typical massage. Light to medium pressure with plenty of teasing before the flip. After the flip she did a lot of light feathering strokes all around mr. Happy but never touching. I just thought it was a few minutes of her teasing me. Then she clearly stated through her phone translation app that she couldn't touch mr. Happy but that I could finish the job. Uh. No thanks! And I had zero success persuading her even though I tried to explain that every other therapist I've had there will finish the L1. My feeling is that they are slowly evolving to legit massage only. I'd be interested to know if anyone is still getting L1 here as I certainly did not.

**Spaceman Spiff** · 02-10-24 23:49

Saw this listed on one of the AMP sites that advertises here. I can't read the reviews, but it was not flagged as "Non Erotic", so I thought I would make a stop the next time I went down I-95. Place is off exit 3, about five miles east, on the north side of the road in a Winn Dixie plaza.

Man, one of the worst AMP experiences I've ever had. Table shower she cleaned the butt real good, which is a positive sign, but then on the flip dropped a washcloth over Mr. Happy, which is a big caution flag.

On the massage table, she would *not* leave my shoulders alone. Must have come back to them 20 times without going further south. It was starting to be pretty painful and I finally had to tell her no more shoulders.

Then she did move south and started with light brushes on my unit the way they do just before the flip when things get good. I started to get some wood, unfortunately as that made me think with the wrong head when she suggested extending the session with 30 min of 4 Hands. I said yes, she called in a friend and they *both* started brushing on my unit -- and then stopped and never came back to it. I got 30 minutes of the most nothing massage I've ever had and I was about ready to scream "just let me go. It's clear you know why I'm here, but you're not going to take care of me". I didn't though, and left aching all over with blue balls to boot.

I don't know. The place was very busy, and it's near a naval base. Maybe you can get something if you're a repeat customer, but I'm darned if I can see why anyone would go back. I can often get service at places that other folks swear are totally legit, but whatever causes that sure wasn't working that night!

Spaceman Spiff.