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  1. #2524

    I thought the same

    Quote Originally Posted by JunkSecond  [View Original Post]
    Mr. Plumber was passing through the typical stomping grounds and decided to scratch an itch. He pinged White Diamond based on the review found here. She was on the edge of being bigger than what he prefers but thought he would give it a whirl. Responses were a bit slow, had to put up with pointless screening questions, but was manageable. When she finally provided the location he politely declined as it is on his avoid list. This place is a maze to find the room, poor visibility, only one way in and out and has a rep for working with RCSO. I am guessing the first three things make it ideal for the fourth.

    The hoodrat styled rant he received informed him that:

    1 - this is the only hotel on wash. People will visit.

    2 - every hotel is a possibility for LEO and your safety is assured as long as you "don't look sketch".

    3 - she has never had this happen, she knows her business, and Mr. Plumber is childish expletives for not wanting to visit.

    More pictures followed, and the rant continued.

    4 - it's hard to get time with her, her reviews confirm it. Mr. Plumber should take every chance he gets because there might not be another.

    5 - she is the prettiest girl on the site, has no gag reflex, and to paraphrase, her kitty is Gods own divine creation, second to none.

    6 - tell somebody you passed this up.

    7 - tell somebody you passed this up.

    8 - Mr. Plumber is stupid as hell, nonsensical babble of what he is missing, and 85% of her customers come back.

    9 - Mr. Plumber is tripping, more nonsensical babble of what he is missing, and she can make your dick bigger than ever before.

    10 - Mr. Plumber done F'd up so bad that (my personal favorite) "Even when I'm not here anymore I don't even want to see you. ".

    Even after all that Mr. Plumber was ever the gentleman, apologized that she felt that way, let her know there had been four stings in the area in the last six months, told her that it was nothing personal, but the location was just too hot. By this time Mr. Plumber had grabbed a doughnut and was munching on that while observing a heightened level of activity around the perimeter of her location from a distanced vantage point. The location also appears to be for sale, has recently been painted, and has pieces of the entry porch falling off. One can only guess what you would find inside.

    The rant continued:

    11 - she has been there a month with not the slightest issue.

    12 - LEO never stings the same spot twice.

    13 - Mr. Plumber is doing some more tripping.

    14 - Mr. Plumber is exhibiting behavior of all white guys.

    A. being a scared ass *****.

    B. crying more than she cry's.

    C. into gay stuff.

    15 - "it's ridiculous God damn like".

    Aside from the highly amusing qualities of a good old fashioned hood-rant, Mr. Plumber was not inspired to take the risk. If the location wasn't enough of a deterrent the response was. Mr. Plumber also suspects he was talking with a handler, as he finds it hard to believe a woman would talk that way about herself. Caution is advised, play safe gents.

    Also, no offense to the OP who reviewed her. If the location was different this review could have gone an entirely opposite direction.

    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...usta/57942259/
    I've tried to see her twice in the past. First time she went silent and I gave up. Second time I got some of the attitude you did. I also suspected I was talking to a handler as well because it just didn't "sound right". Needless to say I'll never attempt to see her again.

  2. #2523

    White Diamond / Destiny. Caution Advised

    Mr. Plumber was passing through the typical stomping grounds and decided to scratch an itch. He pinged White Diamond based on the review found here. She was on the edge of being bigger than what he prefers but thought he would give it a whirl. Responses were a bit slow, had to put up with pointless screening questions, but was manageable. When she finally provided the location he politely declined as it is on his avoid list. This place is a maze to find the room, poor visibility, only one way in and out and has a rep for working with RCSO. I am guessing the first three things make it ideal for the fourth.

    The hoodrat styled rant he received informed him that:

    1 - this is the only hotel on wash. People will visit.

    2 - every hotel is a possibility for LEO and your safety is assured as long as you "don't look sketch".

    3 - she has never had this happen, she knows her business, and Mr. Plumber is childish expletives for not wanting to visit.

    More pictures followed, and the rant continued.

    4 - it's hard to get time with her, her reviews confirm it. Mr. Plumber should take every chance he gets because there might not be another.

    5 - she is the prettiest girl on the site, has no gag reflex, and to paraphrase, her kitty is Gods own divine creation, second to none.

    6 - tell somebody you passed this up.

    7 - tell somebody you passed this up.

    8 - Mr. Plumber is stupid as hell, nonsensical babble of what he is missing, and 85% of her customers come back.

    9 - Mr. Plumber is tripping, more nonsensical babble of what he is missing, and she can make your dick bigger than ever before.

    10 - Mr. Plumber done F'd up so bad that (my personal favorite) "Even when I'm not here anymore I don't even want to see you. ".

    Even after all that Mr. Plumber was ever the gentleman, apologized that she felt that way, let her know there had been four stings in the area in the last six months, told her that it was nothing personal, but the location was just too hot. By this time Mr. Plumber had grabbed a doughnut and was munching on that while observing a heightened level of activity around the perimeter of her location from a distanced vantage point. The location also appears to be for sale, has recently been painted, and has pieces of the entry porch falling off. One can only guess what you would find inside.

    The rant continued:

    11 - she has been there a month with not the slightest issue.

    12 - LEO never stings the same spot twice.

    13 - Mr. Plumber is doing some more tripping.

    14 - Mr. Plumber is exhibiting behavior of all white guys.

    A. being a scared ass *****.

    B. crying more than she cry's.

    C. into gay stuff.

    15 - "it's ridiculous God damn like".

    Aside from the highly amusing qualities of a good old fashioned hood-rant, Mr. Plumber was not inspired to take the risk. If the location wasn't enough of a deterrent the response was. Mr. Plumber also suspects he was talking with a handler, as he finds it hard to believe a woman would talk that way about herself. Caution is advised, play safe gents.

    Also, no offense to the OP who reviewed her. If the location was different this review could have gone an entirely opposite direction.

    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...usta/57942259/

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  4. #2521

    Good to go

    Quote Originally Posted by MrAugusta  [View Original Post]
    Is she edible?
    Most definitely. I don't do a lot of punani lickin, I prefer to use my poon spoon.

  5. #2520

    Now I Understand

    Quote Originally Posted by Luvtufreek  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the report. Very funny.
    Told me she was "a little sore". Nothing to worry about from my size, but now it makes sense!

  6. #2519

    No mercy

    Quote Originally Posted by Titlicka  [View Original Post]
    I had a nice visit this week. Laid some serious pipe, so she may not need the services of a plumber for a while. Price 1. 2 full hour, then sum. Nice rear view, I had the pleasure of bustin it out with mucho gusto.
    Thanks for the report. Very funny.

  7. #2518

    Inbox me.

    Is she edible?

    Quote Originally Posted by Titlicka  [View Original Post]
    I had a nice visit this week. Laid some serious pipe, so she may not need the services of a plumber for a while. Price 1. 2 full hour, then sum. Nice rear view, I had the pleasure of bustin it out with mucho gusto.

  8. #2517

    Dawn Ascending

    Anyone have any experience with Sydney Austin at a Dawn Ascending?

  9. #2516

    She's real

    Quote Originally Posted by JunkSecond  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone visited lately? Ads seem to be posted around 1-3 am most days. My plumber can't seem to get a reply, but he works a 9-5 and enjoys a good nights rest.

    https://augusta.skipthegames.com/fem...e/640370983896
    I had a nice visit this week. Laid some serious pipe, so she may not need the services of a plumber for a while. Price 1. 2 full hour, then sum. Nice rear view, I had the pleasure of bustin it out with mucho gusto.

  10. #2515

    Sexxi Cute

    Has anyone visited lately? Ads seem to be posted around 1-3 am most days. My plumber can't seem to get a reply, but he works a 9-5 and enjoys a good nights rest.

    https://augusta.skipthegames.com/fem...e/640370983896

  11. #2514

    Anyone seen Lia

    Anyone dreamt of her?

    https://augusta.skipthegames.com/fem...a/321130241796
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails lia.jpg‎  

  12. #2513

    Bbj

    Quote Originally Posted by Ash0414  [View Original Post]
    She moved to Colorado.
    She was a great lady.

  13. #2512

    Absolutely

    Quote Originally Posted by GamerDude86  [View Original Post]
    Are you guys talking about (803) Chloe?
    The one and only!

  14. #2511

    Chloe

    Quote Originally Posted by TTouchDown  [View Original Post]
    If nothing else she's particularly unreliable. You're more likely to have your time and gas wasted than anything.
    Last I heard she was back with her boyfriend / pimp / handler / dealer. But whatever the case, it's no good, and when she goes down again, and she most certainly will, I for one don't want to be around. She's bad news guy's. I'm not allowed to tell all I know on here, but feel free to personal message me and I'll be more than happy to fill y'all in.

  15. #2510
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBen07  [View Original Post]
    Still the same ole junkie. You may get good service one time and ripped off the next. She definitely has not left her daemons behind! I would stay clear.
    Are you guys talking about (803) Chloe?

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