Strip Club Reports

[Kingmaletx]

I decided to hit up Double Dees, again I have read fellow mongers heew securing FS for less than a C note, so I thought I would check it out.

The first thing I will say is that this is one of the best looking joints I have ever stepped foot in. This is a brand new building and they spared no expense. Even the restrooms were top notch they had wood trim molding and even used expensive clear caulking on all the seams. Excellent design and lay out. I spent more time looking at the flawless design of the room and the plush upholsetery and the t*ts on stage.

Unfortunately I went during the day shift and I will say this loud and clear THIS IS NOT A DAY TIME CLUB.

I've been to this joint twice during a Saturday night. Each time, complete disappointment. Yes, beautiful building, so if you want to impress the boss, then this is the joint to go; anything else, forget it. The most girls I've counted is 8 girls and what I don't understand is that 3 or 4 girls sit with the same dudes and the rest, kind of disappear into the dressing room after their stage dances. Only good thing is that no girl is actively hustling for a dance so if you want to go there and just watch girls dance on stage while sipping a beer, then this is the place to go.

I went on a second trip cause my colleague out of town wanted to hit a country strip joint, and told him, nope, lets not do it, but he insisted. I figured, maybe it was an off night when I went, but it was the same crap. 7 dancers total, none of them made an effort to give you dances. I even went up to one girl who was sitting by herself and she told me, "I'll be with you in a minute. " She said she had to go on stage. Went up stage, did her dance, and right after, she walked straight to the dressing room, never saw her again. Seriously?

Then a heavy colombiana came through and I told her not interested. If I wanted a latina, they got better choices at Cheetahs. My friend decided to partake but he comes from a state where you can't even touch the dancers so he was happy with his dance.

I finally did a dance with one of the dancers who actually did bother herself to come over to talk to our table, so I did one dance to check out the back room. This girl just did what I call a wall dance, where she leans on the wall, instead of grinding you. Since my purpose was at least to get a review of the room, didn't care much. The back room are like those in rhinos, and there is a guy in the entrance who walks to where you're sitting in the middle of the song, I guess to check things out. Will never set foot in that joint, waste of time and gas!

By the way, how is the setup in flashdance? Last time I was there years ago there were no private rooms. Just a stage and circular round couch.

[Real Ninja]

Yeah. Nice building but the lights in the bathroom are set at blinding brightness so when you walk back out you are blind until your eyes adjust.

I'd like to know how anyone got FS for less than a C note there. Wide open lap dance "hallway" behind the back wall opposite the entrance.

I've been there in the afternoons and there have been more than 5 or 6 dancers but not much action. The massage girl was pretty slutty and hot though.

The girl who came to chat with my during my very short stay informed me that there was a sectioned off area near the rear corner at the end of the main bar where they do the friction dances. Although neither of the two girls who were on shift one I was there seemed like the type to give up the clam for fifty cents. However, I have been wrong before. If there is FS to be had I would assume it will most likely happen in the dance area.

Again my biggest advice to fellow mongers about this place is do not come during the day shift. I will not come here again before 11 pm I am not exaggerating when I say there was not a single customer in this place when I get there around 3:15 ish pm.

[LazyBones]

Gentlemongers,

My fun in Florida continues. I decided to hit up Double Dees, again I have read fellow mongers heew securing FS for less than a C note, so I thought I would check it out.

The first thing I will say is that this is one of the best looking joints I have ever stepped foot in. This is a brand new building and they spared no expense. Even the restrooms were top notch they had wood trim molding and even used expensive clear caulking on all the seams. Excellent design and lay out. I spent more time looking at the flawless design of the room and the plush upholsetery and the t*ts on stage.

Yeah. Nice building but the lights in the bathroom are set at blinding brightness so when you walk back out you are blind until your eyes adjust.

I'd like to know how anyone got FS for less than a C note there. Wide open lap dance "hallway" behind the back wall opposite the entrance.

I've been there in the afternoons and there have been more than 5 or 6 dancers but not much action. The massage girl was pretty slutty and hot though.

[Real Ninja]

I do not know as much about the other honey although my assumptions are that she is darker-skinned more true black than mixed and I would have to think considerably less attractive (I'm guessing a 5-7) than Bianca. Pictures are of bianca Not the other honey.

Still can't get picture to take- until I can get it figured out- pictures of bianca / jade / honey can be found under my Martin County strip club section posts a couple months back from her rare appearance at Sensations in Stuart.

Frank, I believe she said her name was Kelly. But don't quote me on that because I am terrible with names. She has a tight body and a decent face but she is not a 9. I would say she is a 6 or 7 on a good day. Sorry I was planning on sneaking some pictures but by the time I got to Flash I was tipsy and heavily focused on emptying my tennis balls. I was not too focused on trying to sneak a few pics at that hour. Usually the girls from the day shift start winding down at 6:30 and most of them leave by 7, so I had precious little time to finish my dream before my alarm clock goes off and I wake up.

In any case I also noticed that Senoriitas Cabaret was remodeled and it now goes by Runway 69 Cabaret. I might try to check that place out as well on my next trip. Way back in the day I had two or three good trips to that place, with plenty of extras. I once did a room with a stunning Latina who was nothing short of a dime. Her name was Angel if I recall correctly. After a very vigorous dance she convinced me to do the room. She gave me a bomb BBBJ, and then stradled me and proceeded to BBFS and she let me blast deep inside of her CIP. She never even said a word other them moaning softly in my ear. That was one of my first BB experiences at a club so as a young buck I walked out of there feeling like the man. Looking back most likely she probably did BB on the reg, but oh well I got mine that day.

Anyway I stopped going there because after a while they hired a new security guy who would always harass me for running my fingers along the girls lips while they spread it open on stage. Apparently he had a crush on one of the dancers and she was about to let me sample the goods and he didn't take to kindly too that.

Stay safe mongers.

[FrankSzoll]

I do not know as much about the other honey although my assumptions are that she is darker-skinned more true black than mixed and I would have to think considerably less attractive (I'm guessing a 5-7) than Bianca. Pictures are of bianca Not the other honey.

Still can't get picture to take- until I can get it figured out- pictures of bianca / jade / honey can be found under my Martin County strip club section posts a couple months back from her rare appearance at Sensations in Stuart.

[FrankSzoll]

Uploads of pictures keep failing, but I will continue trying!! Ninja, glad to see you were out and reporting.

Ok, I have confirmed there are TWO girls who have recently used the name Honey. So I am very interested in which one you encountered. At first I was thinking. Jade / Bianca, but now I'm unsure. They are Both spinners and both tight as you describe.

I'm trying to attach pictures of Bianca so we can confirm of which Honey you encountered. Bianca stays nearby on forest hill and has been banned for about 5 months, but she has been getting away with working late afternoons and early evenings and she likes to be around flash because even tho she is mixed and very light she identifies more with black so this makes her feel more at ease in flash- strange but true.

Bianca is 23 yo and starting to downgrade a little but she is still very hot- prolly as hot as any other in wpb and she is still easily a solid 9. So this would be big news if it was actually her with whom you had the type of encounter you described. It is not alltogether inconceivable though because although she must be in a rare mood / state she does have a freak in her.

[Real Ninja]

Gentlemongers,

So this is my last strip club report from my dreams in South Florida. I have one more report but that dream will be illustrated in the Street Walker thread.

After hitting up three clubs without much success and decided it was time to check out old faithful. I headed down to Flashdance. Got in shortly after 4 pm Grabbed and beer and took a seat by the main stage. First dancer on stage was a hideous mature latina, that looked like Ursula's stunt double. After her a thick black dancer got up on stage. Great bottom and great pair of t*ts with a decent face. She calls me over to the stage and comes up right the the edge of the stage. Starts spreading her lips open for me to expose a juicy pink p*why. I proceeded to FIV to her moans of delight. Had her spasming with my fingers inside her for her last song. After that I went back to my seat while inhaling the sweet odor of p*why juice in my fingers. She came over after her dance but then quickly left after I told her I wanted to finish my beer before committed to any dances.

I ended up popping some FIV on the main stage with a hand ful of decent girls. A lot of girls including one mature white woman kept suggesting there were extras to be hand on the sofas but when the moment of truth came none of them followed through, so they each received $10 for the time and a forced Thank You.

When I was losing hope of closing the deal, I feel into a deep dream and up on stage goes Honey a spinner with a tight body. She allowed full FIV action on stage. I asked for a dance and she quickly came over, went over to the sofas and proceeded to the best part of the dream. Started with some more FIV, then she lubed my up with her mouth and sat on my soldier. Rode me like a woman possesed while gently moaning on my ear and biting my deck. I grabbed her firmly by the hips and guided her into a back and forth motion to ensure I hit that back wall as much as possible. I felt her gushing her juices on my c**k several times. Can't remember how many songs we did but I finished half of a load in her tight clam and the other half she cleaned off with her sweet mouth. Damage was sixty cents plus Andrew Jackson for a great attitude.

I went back to my seat with a deep sense of satisfication. At this point the other s**ts in the club knew I meant business and kept coming over for there turns. But with my balls empty I had the presecence of mind to decline their desparate offers. One of the girls whom had promised extras on the sofa but failed to deliver before my dream with Honey, came up to me and asked when we were going to do a "special dance". I laughed at her and told her that she was probably too high and forgot that we had already done a dance and that it didn't work out for us. She kept begging for a second chance and I advised her to try her luck with the old broke patrons before they have to report back to the nursing home for dinner LOL.

First time in the last few trips to Flashdance that were actually fun. Seems like the place has recovered some of it's glory of old. Plenty of girls and more continued to trickle in through my stay. You won't find any dimes here but there were decent girls whoat least allowed FIV on stage. And I am happy to report BBFS is still available on the sofas with the right girl.

I hope you pervs enjoyed my dreams! Stay safe mongers.

[Real Ninja]

Gentlemongers,

My fun in Florida continues. I decided to hit up Double Dees, again I have read fellow mongers heew securing FS for less than a C note, so I thought I would check it out.

The first thing I will say is that this is one of the best looking joints I have ever stepped foot in. This is a brand new building and they spared no expense. Even the restrooms were top notch they had wood trim molding and even used expensive clear caulking on all the seams. Excellent design and lay out. I spent more time looking at the flawless design of the room and the plush upholsetery and the t*ts on stage.

Unfortunately I went during the day shift and I will say this loud and clear THIS IS NOT A DAY TIME CLUB. I got there at like 3:15 and there was not a soul in the club. Once I sat at the bar the DJ called a girl to the stage and made her dance. She went up and barely swinged her hips while hugging the pole. To her credit she got down to her birthday suit. The bartender informed me that they did 3 for $30 dance specials every hour on the hour. I was planning to stage till 4 to partake in the special. But after the girl got off stage she went to the back got dressed and then came to chat wih me. The DJ then called a second girl on stage. The girl who came to talk to me with a cute Russian spinner with a tight body and small perky A cup t*ts with pretty pinkish nipples. She informed me that there were only two girls working the day shift. So I quickly downed my beer and got the hell out of dodge.

This would be a great club to come to at night with a large group of friends. They have great bottle specials during the night shift and I could see this place being a great party atomsphere. But again if you are looking for s**ts or extras this is not your place. Maybe extras can be had for $500+ in the VIP section, but my salary is not that high. Not yet.

Overall beautiful club, great DJ, and great service from the bartenders and general staff. Beautiful girls who will earn my respect but not a single dollar out my pocket.

[Real Ninja]

Back to rhinos for the 10 dollar dances on Tuesday when I make it in town. This place has also gone down on extras, but for 10 bucks, at least I can't complain too much.

I think the club has cracked down on girls giving extras on the floor or in the $25 rooms. They are really pushing them to do the $100 rooms. My issues with the rooms is that you got pay $100 for the room and then a $20 for the waiter who cleans the room abd $20 to the bouncer so he can turn his back. So you are $140 in the hole and you have even had the dream with the young lady yet.

I am sure with patience and greasing the wheels you could get extras here like that old man whom I sat next too. But it would take a lot of tipping the staff and the dancers to get to that level. It's a shame because there are slme hot girls here.

[Kingmaletx]

All in all I think this club is great if you are the type of guy who are content watching stunningly beautiful young women dance naked and at most squeeze a breast or two then this is the place for you. Or if you are willing to roll the dice and spend &250+ you can do a VIP in which all extras are on the menu. For a price.

For a bit DD was my favorite and would go out my way to go there. I had some good service from some latina hotties for 50-75, without having to go that other special room. My last visits though have been complete waste of trip. Girls now won't do extra mileage in the 25 dollar rooms and they all push for the other room which I think is 100 or they want, like you said, 200+ for the VIP. No, thanks. Since I had a lot of mileage done in the normal room, I just walk away from the hustling, since their bs that they are being watched doesn't fly with me; I thought that I had maybe just hit the wrong time / date, but last 3 visits (evening and late nights) have been like that, and even the dancers having a slow night are hustling hard core for high prices. Back to rhinos for the 10 dollar dances on Tuesday when I make it in town. This place has also gone down on extras, but for 10 bucks, at least I can't complain too much.

[Real Ninja]

After a subpar experience I BT Pompano I made the short trek to Diamond Dolls right up the street. Again road work was an inconvenience. I got into the club shortly after 1:30 pm And it was packed with dancers at least a dozen, and more continued to trickle throughout my entire stay.

The girls at this club are top notch. A few 7's but most were 8's and 9's. Most of the girls here were rail thin with bolt ons. Half of them Whiteand another half Cubanas. As soon as I sat down I noticed an older customer in a striped polo and khaki shorts, it foes without saying he was caucausian, who was getting a table dance against the back wall of the club across from the main stage. I absent mindedly sat near him, as I was scanning the club to scoop out the talent, he and his dancer friend come into my line of sight, and I notice that she was bent over in front of him slowly swirling her booty in his face, while this older man was finger banging her with a dexterity I would expect from someone a third his age. Wow, this guy put on a clinic he had his fingers inside her for two whole songs before he finally asked her to stop. I thought to myself yes I found what I was looking for. Unfortunately I was wrong. He must have been a regular of hers, later on I got a dance from her and she spent the whole dance swatting my off her plump p*sy lips.

They had $10 tables dances so I did grab 3 or 4 dances from some of the hotter dancers with great pairs of t*ts. But after none would allow FIV and all of them keep pushing for rooms I knew it was over.

All in all I think this club is great if you are the type of guy who are content watching stunningly beautiful young women dance naked and at most squeeze a breast or two then this is the place for you. Or if you are willing to roll the dice and spend &250+ you can do a VIP in which all extras are on the menu. For a price.

I got one more post regarding my South Florida dream. Stay toned!

[Real Ninja]

Gentlemongers,

I finally got down to South Florida to enjoy the finest debauchery this great country has to offer. My dream began on a bright and warm South Florida morning, I packed my monger kit (water bottles, tissue paper, and protein shakes) and hit the road. First stop was at the fabled Booby Trap in Pompano.

Affer reading great things about BT Pompano I went in in with high expectations. It went downhill in a hurry. First of all they are doing major roadwork on the road that leads to this club. It is a hassle to make a left turn to get into the parking lot of this place if you are coming from the east. Secondly the building itself is under construction. As I pulled up to the parking lot I though oh great this place is closed. But as I went to loop around and head out I noticed the valet, who informed me that the club was open.

I stationed my vehicle and after tipping the valet I proceeded to enter the establishment. The main door was under construction, instead they fashioned a make shift entrance which legit reminded me of an entrance to a maximum secuirty prison. But moving on. Once inside I noticed there were a handful of b*hes in here despite the fact that it was barely past noon. I ordered a Heineken from a older bartender who continued to make half hearted attempts to strike a converstion. Despite the fact that it was a Monday they had no drink or dance specials, which I found odd. There were several white women, two black girls, and dos cubanas (two cuban women). The cubanas were by far the hottest in the whole place. However I quickly realized neither was going to provide the type of fun I wanted on my trip. One was way to nice, she must be a part time Jehovah witness or something she earned all of my respect, but none of my cash. The other latina was the exact opposite, pushy and hella b*hy. Came up to me and immediately started pushing for a dance. Needless to say I shut her down swiftly. I watched a couple of the girls peform uninspired and robotic pole dances. Most of them did loose the top and bottoms which was refreshing but none of them allowed fondling on stage.

Right before I made up my mind to leave a spinner white dancer sits next to me and strikes up a conversation. After the generic rambling she starts telling me she decided to leave porn to start dancing. I found this very peculiar but ok. She then continues, and this part nearly killed me, to tell me how she landed a massive contract with Hustler to film 20 movies. She swore they paid her $950 k for her troubles. It took every ounce of restriant I had not to burst out laughing in her face. Yea sure you just made $950 k and you are dancing in a dump ok sure. After that I knew it was time to call it quits and move onto another spot.

I will say this about BTs I think I just went in on a slow day shift Monday. It also doesn't help that the club is under construction. But this place reeks of the seedy low life type of club where extras can be found in abundance on the right day with the right dancers.

Overall I think I will give this place another try on a different day for a future trip.

Next post will tell the next part of my trip.

[Chris5]

Xena is at cheetah today till 730 pm.

Free lunch ends in 20 min. $1 entry.

She got back last wk from Cali and only has $40 total.

Might be good time to go for xtras, think I'm going to go for fiv!

She says she hates FL and heading back to sanfran for good in a couple wks once she builds back up her $.

Ok, xena vagina was wet af, and she took some soft digital penetration. Nothing crazy though, she was pretty sensative and I think she has been not with bf for some time, so I sense she is not getting "it" much. Took awhile and some drinks to ger her comfortable, so I'm not going to say it was particularly easy. And right before finger went deeper in the wet hole she was like "you going to give me extra?" Yeah ***** $15 extra now relax it!

She is very sweet, down to earth mixed midwestern girl tho- overall she is easily a 9 and easily one of the hottest, sweetest, purest in wpb.

Pics likely coming tonight!!

Best's most accurate strip club report's always come from you brother.

C5.

[FrankSzoll]

Ok, xena vagina was wet af, and she took some soft digital penetration. Nothing crazy though, she was pretty sensative and I think she has been not with bf for some time, so I sense she is not getting "it" much. Took awhile and some drinks to ger her comfortable, so I'm not going to say it was particularly easy. And right before finger went deeper in the wet hole she was like "you going to give me extra?" Yeah ***** $15 extra now relax it!

She is very sweet, down to earth mixed midwestern girl tho- overall she is easily a 9 and easily one of the hottest, sweetest, purest in wpb.

Pics likely coming tonight!!

[FrankSzoll]

Xena is at cheetah today till 730 pm.

Free lunch ends in 20 min. $1 entry.

She got back last wk from Cali and only has $40 total.

Might be good time to go for xtras, think I'm going to go for fiv!

She says she hates FL and heading back to sanfran for good in a couple wks once she builds back up her $.