Massage Parlor Reports

[MustachRide]

I found the ad somewhere that wasn't rm but I'll post the rm link for why'all. It's close to my house (I've been driving 45 minutes to tsavo in boca so I figured what the hell let me try something new.) I call them up and it goes to voicemail but I get a text immediately asking what time I'd like to come in. I schedule an appointment for 30 minutes from then and I'm on my way. She tells me to text her when I'm in the parking lot, which I do and she tells me to go in through the back door. I walk in and she closes the door and it's dark, like suuuuuuuper dark, I was pretty sure I was about to be mugged it was so dark, but I press onward towards her voice. I enter a room with a table, she tellls me to get comfortable, and she'll be right back. Very cute skinny Russian girl 8/10 and I'm immediately at ease, this is going to be awesome. For 150 mario coins it better be, all their ads say 150 for the hour, I opted for a half hour, the price stayed the same, but I'm happy to pay full price for half the time as long as the service is good, I do it at tsavo sometimes when I don't have time for the full hour, because they don't offer half.

She comes in and tells me 150 gets me the massage and a handshake, if I'd like her to get more comfortable with me for "more stimulation" it's and extra 100, and full service will be an extra 300. LOL they're out of her mind at those prices, I tell her I'll stick with just the handshake. She starts rubbing my back. It's the saddest back rub I've ever gotten. She basically did the thing they do at AMPs at the very end where they graze your back with their fingertips, she did that the entire time. When I say "the entire time", what I mean is, she did that for all of 2 minutes. Then she told me to flip, I flipped she climbed onto the table and sort of twerked over my face while giving Jr. His massage. It was kind of hot, but didn't do much for me considering she was fully clothed. I finished up said thank you and got out. All in all it was not an experience I think I'll repeat. For 150 there are so many better options out there.

For the 10 more at tsavo you get more, for 50 less at the spot off congress and summit you get more (although the massage here isn't all that great either, everything else is good tho), for 50 cheaper at rose garden you get more, basically anywhere else is a better deal. 2/10 will not be back.

Here's the link, there's two locations, this is the main number, and that number texts you back with the number for both locations.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...each-fl-197764#rubmaps.

I had a similar experience a couple of years ago. But when I called, nobody was at the parlor. The woman who answered was racing up 95 from their Broward location. She finally arrived and asked me to meet her at the back door. Same thing. Dark as hell. One dimly lit room. She gave me the same overpriced menu. I elected for eh minimum HJ. Shitty 5 minute back rub then the flip. Quick HJ and I was out the door.

I was intrigued because it was going to be different from all the AMP's. The woman was a solid 9. But the whole thing was overpriced. Everyone, save yourself the Monday and go somewhere else.

[Flight57]

Please update us on how your trip to BKK is, I'm right now really close to pulling the trigger and buying tickets to BKK, also considering the PH too.

You can't go wrong with BKK.

It is a forest of pussy, Parlors, clubs, outcall, it's everywhere.

I stayed in the Japanese area of town, and in one street alone there were roughly 5 parlors with at least 8 girls in each.

[Squirtle202]

Vote for BKK. Heading to Bangkok next month, and planning to spend a couple of days on the beach of Pattaya, but not sure about the rest of the month. I'll let you know.

Please update us on how your trip to BKK is, I'm right now really close to pulling the trigger and buying tickets to BKK, also considering the PH too.

[Bike Rider Y]

Tried this place a few weeks ago. What a mistake. MMS was an older gal with typical older Asian physique. Lead me to the room then left. Laid on the table naked face down and a woman came in a few minutes later in a nice short dress. Looked Ok from my form my vantage point. Gave a crappy massage for 10 minutes then told me to flip. As I flip I get a look at her for the first time, its the old MMS in a new dress, what the hell! She grabs me and starts to upsell. I said not even for free. She finishes up and I get out of there. What a waste of time. I must have gotten this place confused with the Ocean on Federal. My mistake.

[Jplw1973]

I had the same experience a couple years ago.

Hot girl, long and pricy menu, bad massage and straight to HJ.

Now be careful as they will start sending SMS with advertising and images almost everyday.

I found the ad somewhere that wasn't rm but I'll post the rm link for why'all. It's close to my house (I've been driving 45 minutes to tsavo in boca so I figured what the hell let me try something new.) I call them up and it goes to voicemail but I get a text immediately asking what time I'd like to come in. I schedule an appointment for 30 minutes from then and I'm on my way. She tells me to text her when I'm in the parking lot, which I do and she tells me to go in through the back door. I walk in and she closes the door and it's dark, like suuuuuuuper dark, I was pretty sure I was about to be mugged it was so dark, but I press onward towards her voice. I enter a room with a table, she tellls me to get comfortable, and she'll be right back. Very cute skinny Russian girl 8/10 and I'm immediately at ease, this is going to be awesome. For 150 mario coins it better be, all their ads say 150 for the hour, I opted for a half hour, the price stayed the same, but I'm happy to pay full price for half the time as long as the service is good, I do it at tsavo sometimes when I don't have time for the full hour, because they don't offer half.

She comes in and tells me 150 gets me the massage and a handshake, if I'd like her to get more comfortable with me for "more stimulation" it's and extra 100, and full service will be an extra 300. LOL they're out of her mind at those prices, I tell her I'll stick with just the handshake. She starts rubbing my back. It's the saddest back rub I've ever gotten. She basically did the thing they do at AMPs at the very end where they graze your back with their fingertips, she did that the entire time. When I say "the entire time", what I mean is, she did that for all of 2 minutes. Then she told me to flip, I flipped she climbed onto the table and sort of twerked over my face while giving Jr. His massage. It was kind of hot, but didn't do much for me considering she was fully clothed. I finished up said thank you and got out. All in all it was not an experience I think I'll repeat. For 150 there are so many better options out there.

For the 10 more at tsavo you get more, for 50 less at the spot off congress and summit you get more (although the massage here isn't all that great either, everything else is good tho), for 50 cheaper at rose garden you get more, basically anywhere else is a better deal. 2/10 will not be back.

Here's the link, there's two locations, this is the main number, and that number texts you back with the number for both locations.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...each-fl-197764#rubmaps.

[Soflo14]

I found the ad somewhere that wasn't rm but I'll post the rm link for why'all. It's close to my house (I've been driving 45 minutes to tsavo in boca so I figured what the hell let me try something new.) I call them up and it goes to voicemail but I get a text immediately asking what time I'd like to come in. I schedule an appointment for 30 minutes from then and I'm on my way. She tells me to text her when I'm in the parking lot, which I do and she tells me to go in through the back door. I walk in and she closes the door and it's dark, like suuuuuuuper dark, I was pretty sure I was about to be mugged it was so dark, but I press onward towards her voice. I enter a room with a table, she tellls me to get comfortable, and she'll be right back. Very cute skinny Russian girl 8/10 and I'm immediately at ease, this is going to be awesome. For 150 mario coins it better be, all their ads say 150 for the hour, I opted for a half hour, the price stayed the same, but I'm happy to pay full price for half the time as long as the service is good, I do it at tsavo sometimes when I don't have time for the full hour, because they don't offer half.

She comes in and tells me 150 gets me the massage and a handshake, if I'd like her to get more comfortable with me for "more stimulation" it's and extra 100, and full service will be an extra 300. LOL they're out of her mind at those prices, I tell her I'll stick with just the handshake. She starts rubbing my back. It's the saddest back rub I've ever gotten. She basically did the thing they do at AMPs at the very end where they graze your back with their fingertips, she did that the entire time. When I say "the entire time", what I mean is, she did that for all of 2 minutes. Then she told me to flip, I flipped she climbed onto the table and sort of twerked over my face while giving Jr. His massage. It was kind of hot, but didn't do much for me considering she was fully clothed. I finished up said thank you and got out. All in all it was not an experience I think I'll repeat. For 150 there are so many better options out there.

For the 10 more at tsavo you get more, for 50 less at the spot off congress and summit you get more (although the massage here isn't all that great either, everything else is good tho), for 50 cheaper at rose garden you get more, basically anywhere else is a better deal. 2/10 will not be back.

Here's the link, there's two locations, this is the main number, and that number texts you back with the number for both locations.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...each-fl-197764#rubmaps.

[Ruff Road]

Is it a hotel or spa or residence? Since you said she travels I assume its a hotel.

Thanks.

Mike.

Mike it's a spa in a nice, quiet business park; ample parking, easy to get in and out and they have a shower which I use every visit. I asked the new girl (Kate) if she'd help with my back and she did, kind of nice having someone wash the spots I couldn't reach if you know what I mean. LOL.

Ruffroad.

[Milan692]

Hey Gents is this a new spot? Not sure if any of you guys has had any experience with this place. RM says its g2 g in a good way.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...raton-fl-23065#rubmaps.

[Mike2626]

That place is affordable at 140 and a mostly decent massage and a very nicely done place inside with overall nice attendants. Downside is all of them I've met are a bit on the more mature side which also means a little wide around the middle and are reluctant to do more than a topless HJ. Great if that's what you are looking for. I'm guessing Charlieo probably is the same with older pics.

Is it a hotel or spa or residence? Since you said she travels I assume its a hotel.

Thanks.

Mike.

[LazyBones]

Charlieo, just finished my session wit this girl; I can promise you, this was one of the best FBSM I've had in some time; she just flew in this morning from North Carolina, didn't say what city; she didn't let me touch the kitty, but everything else was fair game. Oh no DATY, but it sure smelt nice is all I can say. Enjoy, hopefully, this gets to you before you leave.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...711440375.html

That place is affordable at 140 and a mostly decent massage and a very nicely done place inside with overall nice attendants. Downside is all of them I've met are a bit on the more mature side which also means a little wide around the middle and are reluctant to do more than a topless HJ. Great if that's what you are looking for. I'm guessing Charlieo probably is the same with older pics.

[Flight57]

Appreciate it. Just reached out. I look forward to trying her.

C.

Please share experience, she looks interesting, and thai girls are awesome.

[Charlieo]

Appreciate it. Just reached out. I look forward to trying her.

C.

Charlieo, just finished my session wit this girl; I can promise you, this was one of the best FBSM I've had in some time; she just flew in this morning from North Carolina, didn't say what city; she didn't let me touch the kitty, but everything else was fair game. Oh no DATY, but it sure smelt nice is all I can say. Enjoy, hopefully, this gets to you before you leave.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...711440375.html

[Ruff Road]

Hey guys,

Visiting my Dad for a few days and will need some relaxation. I have read the last three pages and there are some ideas there but would like any help here or though PM. I am looking for a FBSM with younger girl. Under 30. Slim built with natural breasts. I don't need full service but would like naked mutual touch, DFK, with at least BBBJ (No condom) and DATY if she enjoys it. Any UTR's out there? I am only in town for a few days. Info about any AMP's where I can get this also is appreciated. Teeny sounds interesting, could I get info for her?.

Charlieo, just finished my session wit this girl; I can promise you, this was one of the best FBSM I've had in some time; she just flew in this morning from North Carolina, didn't say what city; she didn't let me touch the kitty, but everything else was fair game. Oh no DATY, but it sure smelt nice is all I can say. Enjoy, hopefully, this gets to you before you leave.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/hws...711440375.html

[Charlieo]

Hey guys,

Visiting my Dad for a few days and will need some relaxation. I have read the last three pages and there are some ideas there but would like any help here or though PM. I am looking for a FBSM with younger girl. Under 30. Slim built with natural breasts. I don't need full service but would like naked mutual touch, DFK, with at least BBBJ (No condom) and DATY if she enjoys it. Any UTR's out there? I am only in town for a few days. Info about any AMP's where I can get this also is appreciated. Teeny sounds interesting, could I get info for her?

We don't have much up our way but happy to share info for Vermont.

C.

[Milan692]

Came here on a busy evening after a few yrs. Saw a Dominican and on another night a cute spinner. Both great times. Since I know these spots like to keep it lowkey my vets can PM me for the details.