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**Chris5** · 11-01-16 09:15

Originally Posted by Remtp [View Original Post]

Had the itch yesterday for some Mediterranean cuisine and some of that delicious Baklava. I had been eyeballing this harlot's ads for a while and was on the fence about pulling the trigger. After watching some serious pounding on the Venus channel, I picked up the harlot line and texted her. I had finished pulling on my pud but I say "what the hell", lets see how it goes! Lo and behold, the harlot texts back. I shoot her the point A address and she replies, 22 minutes ETA, I replied to her, you serious? She responded, I am already on my way.

I jumped on the shower to wash off my previous entertainment leftovers with mother thumb and her four sisters, courtesy of the the Juicy channel and a nice episode of "cornholing addicts". Shit at the 17 minute mark, I am drying my arse and the harlot line rings and is her. I said, WTF, she ain't coming. She sounded sweet on the phone and was asking, I think I am lost honey, and yes, she was. With some guided assistance I got her to my place.

She is a short gal. Has a large belly but not overwhelmingly huge and I mean it does not hang over her snatch to hide it. I consider those harlots "morbidly obese". She has some hardware below her navel and on her right upper lip. We entered the "naked" room and she undresses, unleashes what I considered a huge round LATINA ass. For the love of GOD, I get an instantaneous raging boner when I see that ass. I hug and grab her ass with both hands, she gives me light kisses, no tongue, fine with me, you never know who's left over sperm babies are lingering on her oral cavity. She covers REMTP-JR and gives a very enthusiastic blow job, not my thing, but she said maybe next time I do it raw. I am not feeling it but I have a killer bone going on.

I had her blowing me as I was spreading her ass cheeks and looking at it in the mirror in front of us. I could not stand the damn covered blow job anymore, so I bend her over the bed and push her face down on the bed and fuck her pussy. Nice, snug, big fat juicy lips that queef when I entered her, she apologizes, and I tell her to do it again! I pounded her pussy and she gets extremely wet. I pulled my cock out and circulate around her asshole to test the waters. She said, that's extra, I told her, I got you covered! Astrolubed her asshole and my covered cock and with some extra effort and her spreading her ass cheeks, I get the head in as she lets out a nice "DAMN, you got a FAT head papi". I love the POP sound it made. I let her accommodate the shaft and she slowly grinds and twerks the ass on my cock. Folks, the asshole on this chick is nice. After a few minutes, I feel her pushing my cock out and she is tugging and clenching the bed spread and tells me she is cumming. I grab her ample ass and plowed it deep and hard. I felt like a jackhammer at one time with sweat dripping on her ass cheeks and back. It seemed like we had just started but I had been plowing her asshole now for a good 15 minutes. The smell of shit was evident the gal hadn't prepared for the Greek session and evidence of the last night's enchilada was all over my condom. I pulled out uncovered and spread my chum all over the big ass, Ron Jeremy style. Damn it, I should have taken a pic!

Good value for the time spent. She is clean. Maybe some herbal usage from the smell. No track marks and no scabs. Clean shaven punani and tight asshole. Pretty face with sexy light brown eyes and jet black hair. I am doing her again but after she cleanses herself with an enema cause I don't want left overs on my cock again.

Have fun and stay safe!

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...-lena/38536189

Excellent Post brother!

A fat booty chica who needs an enema! LOL! Shit smell and all, kudos to you sir for drilling that asshole!

**Dash** · 11-01-16 09:10

Originally Posted by Remtp [View Original Post]

Had the itch yesterday for some Mediterranean cuisine and some of that delicious Baklava. I had been eyeballing this harlot's ads for a while and was on the fence about pulling the trigger. After watching some serious pounding on the Venus channel, I picked up the harlot line and texted her. I had finished pulling on my pud but I say "what the hell", lets see how it goes! Lo and behold, the harlot texts back. I shoot her the point A address and she replies, 22 minutes ETA, I replied to her, you serious? She responded, I am already on my way.

I jumped on the shower to wash off my previous entertainment leftovers with mother thumb and her four sisters, courtesy of the the Juicy channel and a nice episode of "cornholing addicts". Shit at the 17 minute mark, I am drying my arse and the harlot line rings and is her. I said, WTF, she ain't coming. She sounded sweet on the phone and was asking, I think I am lost honey, and yes, she was. With some guided assistance I got her to my place.

She is a short gal. Has a large belly but not overwhelmingly huge and I mean it does not hang over her snatch to hide it. I consider those harlots "morbidly obese". She has some hardware below her navel and on her right upper lip. We entered the "naked" room and she undresses, unleashes what I considered a huge round LATINA ass. For the love of GOD, I get an instantaneous raging boner when I see that ass. I hug and grab her ass with both hands, she gives me light kisses, no tongue, fine with me, you never know who's left over sperm babies are lingering on her oral cavity. She covers REMTP-JR and gives a very enthusiastic blow job, not my thing, but she said maybe next time I do it raw. I am not feeling it but I have a killer bone going on.

I had her blowing me as I was spreading her ass cheeks and looking at it in the mirror in front of us. I could not stand the damn covered blow job anymore, so I bend her over the bed and push her face down on the bed and fuck her pussy. Nice, snug, big fat juicy lips that queef when I entered her, she apologizes, and I tell her to do it again! I pounded her pussy and she gets extremely wet. I pulled my cock out and circulate around her asshole to test the waters. She said, that's extra, I told her, I got you covered! Astrolubed her asshole and my covered cock and with some extra effort and her spreading her ass cheeks, I get the head in as she lets out a nice "DAMN, you got a FAT head papi". I love the POP sound it made. I let her accommodate the shaft and she slowly grinds and twerks the ass on my cock. Folks, the asshole on this chick is nice. After a few minutes, I feel her pushing my cock out and she is tugging and clenching the bed spread and tells me she is cumming. I grab her ample ass and plowed it deep and hard. I felt like a jackhammer at one time with sweat dripping on her ass cheeks and back. It seemed like we had just started but I had been plowing her asshole now for a good 15 minutes. The smell of shit was evident the gal hadn't prepared for the Greek session and evidence of the last night's enchilada was all over my condom. I pulled out uncovered and spread my chum all over the big ass, Ron Jeremy style. Damn it, I should have taken a pic!

Good value for the time spent. She is clean. Maybe some herbal usage from the smell. No track marks and no scabs. Clean shaven punani and tight asshole. Pretty face with sexy light brown eyes and jet black hair. I am doing her again but after she cleanses herself with an enema cause I don't want left overs on my cock again.

Have fun and stay safe!

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...-lena/38536189

What a great story. Getting shit on your stick is the risk one takes sometimes I guess. Maybe try a ribbed condom next time: "better traction in mud. ".

**Remtp** · 11-01-16 08:34

Originally Posted by HasaFlyStrait [View Original Post]

I saw this girl earlier in the month. Apartment right across from the outlets in West Palm Beach. Awful place with just a mattress. Says she moving in with hr Aunt elsewhere.

Anyway, She asked if I was LE and said no and placed money on table. 60 qv. I got naked on this disgusting bed and she didn't undress at all. Wouldn't even let me touch her tits because she said she "had something in her bra". LOL. BBBJ at least.

Girl was pretty enough, she's legit but the service was bad and I felt sketched out to say the least. Blew my load and left and never would go back.

Originally Posted by Speck22 [View Original Post]

That little scammer is still near Brandsmart with nothing but a mattress on the floor? I saw her months ago and she was moving in the next few days. LOL.

I got a BBBJ and covered fullservice. Lack of effort on her part and no Greek as she agreed to pre visit. She hates her chosen profession it seems. Could be a great fuck if she was even halfway into it. Just a total waste of a nice body made for fucking.

Thank you gents for the candid intel you provide. This is the type of information that we need around here.

**Speck22** · 11-01-16 08:29

Originally Posted by HasaFlyStrait [View Original Post]

I saw this girl earlier in the month. Apartment right across from the outlets in West Palm Beach. Awful place with just a mattress. Says she moving in with hr Aunt elsewhere.

Anyway, She asked if I was LE and said no and placed money on table. 60 qv. I got naked on this disgusting bed and she didn't undress at all. Wouldn't even let me touch her tits because she said she "had something in her bra". LOL. BBBJ at least.

Girl was pretty enough, she's legit but the service was bad and I felt sketched out to say the least. Blew my load and left and never would go back.

That little scammer is still near Brandsmart with nothing but a mattress on the floor? I saw her months ago and she was moving in the next few days. LOL.

I got a BBBJ and covered fullservice. Lack of effort on her part and no Greek as she agreed to pre visit. She hates her chosen profession it seems. Could be a great fuck if she was even halfway into it. Just a total waste of a nice body made for fucking.

**Remtp** · 11-01-16 08:13

Originally Posted by Indigo456 [View Original Post]

Just upon a dear friends recommendation, I was prompted to see her at her private incall local. I didn't really what to expect, kinda flying blind, Winter and I briefly chatted and seemed sweet and jovial on the other side of the horn. So I made this a two for Friday tryst maybe wanting to get something a little more out of my day verses a first run zinc deficiency. I got to her incall and low and behold, to my surprise, she was even prettier than her pics. She gave me the room number, and I gave me a peck on the check and a hug as I walked in. I complimented her cleanly furnished venue. We within the span of perhaps a better constituent, were like old chums talking about this and that, not only is Winter easy on the eyes, she is also very comfortable to talk to. Highly intelligent, I told her that she had a grounded perspective, a take on life that was unusual for someone so young. She shrugged it off, and with modesty get more comfortable, she downplayed it. I offered for us to get more comfy, which we did. We lightly kissed for a little while, Winter is amazingly clean, and plays it safe gents, so even though everything was covered, she was such a treasure to be with, this more than made up for it. Her disposition speaks abounds, being a beyond cool, articulate well spoken young lady. We played with each other and on went the cover, my favorite positions being mish and k9 were both beautifully exhibited, with Winter being a statuesque 5'6" her shapely legs and sweet tush were far too much of a sight to see. And I released, completely satisfied, not a clock watcher, she gave me a clean towel so that I could freshen up. A genuine charmer.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...heets/44348651

Winter comes from the land of Indy. She has decided to rejoin the escort business after semi retirement. She is no new comer however, she is very skilled in her craft and has been reviewed by many others in other forums. I was introduced to her by another lady in the business that I keep to myself. She introduces me to these ladies from time to time. My doubles with her and the new comers to the business have always been memorable.

Winter came to my place with my UTR friend and we enjoyed the mutual company of the 3 of us to the extent that at one time I was experiencing chest pain and one of the gals had the white of the eyes rolling back into her skull from all the excitement. I repeated with Winter the following day because I wanted more of that PAWG she carries, and guys, she knows how to carry and handle that nice ass. Tossing her salad has become my favorite pass time. If you get the chance to catch Winter, do so because she may be going into UTR or retirement soon. Hell, I may take her to my UTR stable of retired harlots. She is sweet with the demeanor of a girlfriend that makes you feel special. I have seen her 4 times total, unusual for me as I like LOTS of variety on my diet, Dr. Recommendations!

In summary, clean gal, smells delicious, snatch is tight and delicious and always clean, sweet, phat and juicy ass that loves to be caressed. NO GREEK. Covered full service but worth the coin and definitely very vigorous, so take your vitamins if you see her.
Tell her BURT sent you!

Indigo's ad is dead so here is her INDY one:

https://goo.gl/XsScxK

Take care and have fun!

**Remtp** · 11-01-16 07:54

Had the itch yesterday for some Mediterranean cuisine and some of that delicious Baklava. I had been eyeballing this harlot's ads for a while and was on the fence about pulling the trigger. After watching some serious pounding on the Venus channel, I picked up the harlot line and texted her. I had finished pulling on my pud but I say "what the hell", lets see how it goes! Lo and behold, the harlot texts back. I shoot her the point A address and she replies, 22 minutes ETA, I replied to her, you serious? She responded, I am already on my way.

I jumped on the shower to wash off my previous entertainment leftovers with mother thumb and her four sisters, courtesy of the the Juicy channel and a nice episode of "cornholing addicts". Shit at the 17 minute mark, I am drying my arse and the harlot line rings and is her. I said, WTF, she ain't coming. She sounded sweet on the phone and was asking, I think I am lost honey, and yes, she was. With some guided assistance I got her to my place.

She is a short gal. Has a large belly but not overwhelmingly huge and I mean it does not hang over her snatch to hide it. I consider those harlots "morbidly obese". She has some hardware below her navel and on her right upper lip. We entered the "naked" room and she undresses, unleashes what I considered a huge round LATINA ass. For the love of GOD, I get an instantaneous raging boner when I see that ass. I hug and grab her ass with both hands, she gives me light kisses, no tongue, fine with me, you never know who's left over sperm babies are lingering on her oral cavity. She covers REMTP-JR and gives a very enthusiastic blow job, not my thing, but she said maybe next time I do it raw. I am not feeling it but I have a killer bone going on.

I had her blowing me as I was spreading her ass cheeks and looking at it in the mirror in front of us. I could not stand the damn covered blow job anymore, so I bend her over the bed and push her face down on the bed and fuck her pussy. Nice, snug, big fat juicy lips that queef when I entered her, she apologizes, and I tell her to do it again! I pounded her pussy and she gets extremely wet. I pulled my cock out and circulate around her asshole to test the waters. She said, that's extra, I told her, I got you covered! Astrolubed her asshole and my covered cock and with some extra effort and her spreading her ass cheeks, I get the head in as she lets out a nice "DAMN, you got a FAT head papi". I love the POP sound it made. I let her accommodate the shaft and she slowly grinds and twerks the ass on my cock. Folks, the asshole on this chick is nice. After a few minutes, I feel her pushing my cock out and she is tugging and clenching the bed spread and tells me she is cumming. I grab her ample ass and plowed it deep and hard. I felt like a jackhammer at one time with sweat dripping on her ass cheeks and back. It seemed like we had just started but I had been plowing her asshole now for a good 15 minutes. The smell of shit was evident the gal hadn't prepared for the Greek session and evidence of the last night's enchilada was all over my condom. I pulled out uncovered and spread my chum all over the big ass, Ron Jeremy style. Damn it, I should have taken a pic!

Good value for the time spent. She is clean. Maybe some herbal usage from the smell. No track marks and no scabs. Clean shaven punani and tight asshole. Pretty face with sexy light brown eyes and jet black hair. I am doing her again but after she cleanses herself with an enema cause I don't want left overs on my cock again.

Have fun and stay safe!

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...-lena/38536189

**Remtp** · 11-01-16 07:14

Originally Posted by NeilAndBob [View Original Post]

That long superhoe post, who wrote it? The bye line and "view original post" line are missing, I'm wondering if it was somehow manufactured to dispute mine. She was almost an hour late to me, and when she was leaving, she was already 30 min late for her next appointment.

Originally Posted by NeilAndBob [View Original Post]

Make that 3207, somehow the post numbers got changed up. Something is fishy, o and yes, the chick is an ashtray.

No manufactured review NeilandBob, that is just a short version from her TER review that I extracted. The intel on the harlot is rather dismal. I am contributing information from another source. Consider it a bonus to data gathering and intel sharing.

As always in this hobby, research is your friend. I don't plan on visiting, paying nor tossing her salad any time soon. I have plenty of those here withing my reach.

Take care and always stay safe out there.

**NeilAndBob** · 10-31-16 23:30

Originally Posted by NeilAndBob [View Original Post]

That long superhoe post, who wrote it? The bye line and "view original post" line are missing, I'm wondering if it was somehow manufactured to dispute mine. She was almost an hour late to me, and when she was leaving, she was already 30 min late for her next appointment.

Make that 3207, somehow the post numbers got changed up. Something is fishy, o and yes, the chick is an ashtray.

**NeilAndBob** · 10-31-16 15:25

That long superhoe post, who wrote it? The bye line and "view original post" line are missing, I'm wondering if it was somehow manufactured to dispute mine. She was almost an hour late to me, and when she was leaving, she was already 30 min late for her next appointment.

**HasaFlyStrait** · 10-31-16 14:39

Originally Posted by Popman [View Original Post]

Is that a dick on her hat?? WTF.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...creet/42997609

Hi guys my name is Sophie. I am seeking upscale professional gentleman that would like to donate to my time and companionship services.

You can reach me at:

561-531-7315.

Poster's age: 26.

I saw this girl earlier in the month. Apartment right across from the outlets in West Palm Beach. Awful place with just a mattress. Says she moving in with hr Aunt elsewhere.

Anyway, She asked if I was LE and said no and placed money on table. 60 qv. I got naked on this disgusting bed and she didn't undress at all. Wouldn't even let me touch her tits because she said she "had something in her bra". LOL. BBBJ at least.

Girl was pretty enough, she's legit but the service was bad and I felt sketched out to say the least. Blew my load and left and never would go back.

**Remtp** · 10-31-16 06:23

Originally Posted by NeilAndBob [View Original Post]

WPB ad is down, still up in broward.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...dhead/42206344
http://www.skipsweb.com/profiles/308842.html
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=308842

Dakota is the older sexier type. Her ad says she is 32 but I want to say she is in her 40's, I could be wrong though. All that time in the sun and it takes it's toll on their skin.

Setup was made primarily through text with a couple of phone calls to confirm that neither of us are LE.

She gets to my hotel and she, out of the 4 that I've seen so far, was the only one who was on time! I say this because I had just seen another provider not more than 15 minutes prior. I booked the two in hopes that one would show up as they are always late or a no show. I was not going to turn Dakota back as my time here was coming to an end and I wanted to take advantage of every moment!

She is a tall redheaded milf and sexy as fuck! Nice tits with long smooth legs and beautiful feet. All the women I've seen here so far reeked of smoke. They did not smoke during but they sure as hell smelled like they smoked half a pack right before our session. I would prefer a smoke free smell but that did not stop me from enjoying my time with her.

I asked if she allows video/film and she said that she would need to feel more comfortable with the person before allowing it. I then asked if she does backdoor and she said no.

We start off with some LFK which leads to DFK. She is responsive to my hands exploring her beautiful body. I undress her and lay her on the bed. We start to DFK some more and then she works her way down to my manhood. Her BBBJ skills are slightly better than most. Plenty of suckage, tongue, spit and hand. She works it all. Now, keep in mind that I had just seen a provider 15 minutes prior so I was not going to pop any time soon. She went at it with all her might trying to get me to reach nirvana, a good 20 minutes I want to say. It was basically like getting a massage for my dick for 20 minutes straight! It was great! She reached for a cover and I stopped her and said that I wanted a HJ instead. A cover at this point will just prolong things even longer.

She spent another 15 minutes giving me an HJ and by the end of it I practically shot it into the ceiling as her hands worked magic on my manhood!

I would repeat and hopefully go deep sea diving next time I see her!!!

**NeilAndBob** · 10-31-16 06:05

Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]

This is the only Dakota I could find when I did the search. BP ad says 21 not 40.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...rself/43869190

WPB ad is down, still up in broward.

**Hawkeye49** · 10-31-16 04:13

Originally Posted by NeilAndBob [View Original Post]

40 or so, loved the pics so gave it a shot, she comes in and we bs for a few min, she walks to my room and gets in her party outfit, no BJ, wants to go strait to the deed, she was so dry you could throw flower on her honey pot and it would not stick, I shit you not, all the spit in the world could not lube that thing, damn near broke my pole trying to get in, not worth it imo, and would not repeat, o, and she had no problem helping herself around my kitchen.

Originally Posted by Speck22 [View Original Post]

No link?

No pics?

No nothing to know who this barren wasteland is?

Originally Posted by Smenkhare [View Original Post]

How are we suppose to search her name when you didn't even give her name?

This is the only Dakota I could find when I did the search. BP ad says 21 not 40.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Fe...rself/43869190

**NeilAndBob** · 10-30-16 23:19

Originally Posted by Pbtc1 [View Original Post]

Shoulda had her help herself to some olive oil when she was in there 😠.

I do have some! But a second chance, she won't get. She was way too lazy. Got to be the meds, she came in with a quart of gatorade and was sweatin it out as we spoke. Had to wash all the linen.