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[Trojanowl]

You make me glad I stay comfortably in the massage-plus end of the business.

[WholeGrain]

I've seen Natalie. She has some acne scars which go away with the right makeup.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ted-25/6717469

Hailey I have not been with but we met. She is, or has been, a druggie, I've seen her booking photo. Oxy. It's possible she's cleaned up but after reading here about her erratic behavior and her still being in "the life" I wouldn't think so. Natalie is just more my type. I chose the right girl.

While I was 'knowing' Natalie, Hailey came in the room and kissed me on the cheek. She seemed normal enough (as normal as these situ go). Hailey was running around changing to leave for an outcall. Guess I'm as f*ct up as any of them cause I just kept going with Natalie while Hailey bounced around the room in a bra and jeans. I'm on ramen noodles as is, no extra $$$ for a 3-way for me.

The situation in that apartment, however, got even more bizarre.

Two male friends of Natalie's came over and were sitting out in the living room. She explained she's known them for years. I believed her and it kind of made sense. If they were going to jump me she wouldn't tell me they were out there, and it would be better for them to jump a victim when he was distracted.

Maybe Natalie's just a hippie, but when we were done she was actually going to go out in the living room and walk around nude in front of them (!) For my sake she put on clothes.

The two douchebags were indeed sitting on couches when I came out of the room. Actually they seemed normal enough, but to my old-fashoned ways, it was a douchebag move to be there when 'a client' was there. WTF.

The two did not look at me, they wisely looked at the TV. I sensed no threat from them and GTFO of there.

[SmackThatAss]

I think its scary when she gives her all her info right off the bat. She told me place-gate everything. I thought she was all fake so I didn't even go. I am glad we all know better to stay away.

Thanks very much.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ood-29/6885716

Haley.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ted-25/6717469

Natalie first few pics.

Had one of the worst nightmares of my existence. I can't really speak for Natalie, though she was nonchalantly walking around. Drove a good hour to see Hailey; she sounded wonderful on the phone, easy to talk to, very accommodating and gave great directions, so I guess I got my hopes up for a good dream, and she agreed to push me up against the door and greet me with a DFK. Great safe location at the Tailwind in Seminole; however, upon her coming out to greet me; I noticed a great bad eye, her blood vessels burst, her left eye looks like the f*cking devils. Upon going in side, she sounds nothing like the articulate person on the phone, starts yelling to her roommate Natalie who's in the bathroom. She was nice enough to let me charge my phone though, I'll give her that. Then, Frank comes in. Big fat white dude in a shirt. If threes a crowd, four is time to get the f*ck out. She initiates LEO check, I show you yours, you show me mine. Asked Hailey to get him the fack out of here.

She said he's fine, he even show me his penis if I want. (WTF?)

Reiterated, get him out.

At this point I really should have gotten the hell out, but it was only a 70 donation and I'd driven pretty damn far to leave with nothing, and besides the demonic left eye, Hailey was easy on the eyes.

He said he'd go wait downstairs in the van. Natalie's still in the facking bathroom, making all kinds of racket.

Hailey doesn't seem to know what the fack she is doing, I give her my donation and she begins to count it. Then makes a big show for a good five minutes ending with "Yea, we're out of condoms", she yells through the bathroom door for Natalie to go buy some. Finally starts to disrobe and proceeds for a mediocore BBBJ; two minutes in, Natalie steps out of the bathroom looking a hot mess, and proceeds to head out to buy condoms. A minute later Hailey stops, gets up, and goes to the bathroom, begins to wash her mouth out. Then says that was quick.

Of course, I didn't even make a facking sounds of appreciation yet, and she claims I've come. I then decide to share with her the fact that I'm displeased as shyt, and she realizes after a good few minutes of "I thought you'd come" that she'd made me pissed enough to share her bullshyt behavior with everyone I could. THANKFULLY, she gets the idea of how displeased I am and promptly agrees that I hadn't yet come and begins to act like a backpage quality escort. After that the session lasted 5 minutes with a great deal of of DFK and BBBJCIM which was pretty nice. She apologized etc. Didn't sound anywhere near as nice as she did on the phone and kept repeating herself. Obviously she was on something. Natalie comes back in with Frank in tow. And I take my leave as fast as I f*cking can.

Bottomline, I don't know about Natalie, but I saying how nonchalant she was, I'd expect the same shyt from her. Though when she came back in, she did look pretty goddamn good. But would never drive back out myself after this bs experience.

Anyway, bottomline, she has the backpage quality, but only apparently if you drag it out of her. Do not recommend.

[Stpeteflja]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ood-29/6885716

Haley.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ted-25/6717469

Natalie first few pics.

Had one of the worst nightmares of my existence. I can't really speak for Natalie, though she was nonchalantly walking around. Drove a good hour to see Hailey; she sounded wonderful on the phone, easy to talk to, very accommodating and gave great directions, so I guess I got my hopes up for a good dream, and she agreed to push me up against the door and greet me with a DFK. Great safe location at the Tailwind in Seminole; however, upon her coming out to greet me; I noticed a great bad eye, her blood vessels burst, her left eye looks like the f*cking devils. Upon going in side, she sounds nothing like the articulate person on the phone, starts yelling to her roommate Natalie who's in the bathroom. She was nice enough to let me charge my phone though, I'll give her that. Then, Frank comes in. Big fat white dude in a shirt. If threes a crowd, four is time to get the f*ck out. She initiates LEO check, I show you yours, you show me mine. Asked Hailey to get him the fack out of here.

She said he's fine, he even show me his penis if I want. (WTF?)

Reiterated, get him out.

At this point I really should have gotten the hell out, but it was only a 70 donation and I'd driven pretty damn far to leave with nothing, and besides the demonic left eye, Hailey was easy on the eyes.

He said he'd go wait downstairs in the van. Natalie's still in the facking bathroom, making all kinds of racket.

Hailey doesn't seem to know what the fack she is doing, I give her my donation and she begins to count it. Then makes a big show for a good five minutes ending with "Yea, we're out of condoms", she yells through the bathroom door for Natalie to go buy some. Finally starts to disrobe and proceeds for a mediocore BBBJ; two minutes in, Natalie steps out of the bathroom looking a hot mess, and proceeds to head out to buy condoms. A minute later Hailey stops, gets up, and goes to the bathroom, begins to wash her mouth out. Then says that was quick.

Of course, I didn't even make a facking sounds of appreciation yet, and she claims I've come. I then decide to share with her the fact that I'm displeased as shyt, and she realizes after a good few minutes of "I thought you'd come" that she'd made me pissed enough to share her bullshyt behavior with everyone I could. THANKFULLY, she gets the idea of how displeased I am and promptly agrees that I hadn't yet come and begins to act like a backpage quality escort. After that the session lasted 5 minutes with a great deal of of DFK and BBBJCIM which was pretty nice. She apologized etc. Didn't sound anywhere near as nice as she did on the phone and kept repeating herself. Obviously she was on something. Natalie comes back in with Frank in tow. And I take my leave as fast as I f*cking can.

Bottomline, I don't know about Natalie, but I saying how nonchalant she was, I'd expect the same shyt from her. Though when she came back in, she did look pretty goddamn good. But would never drive back out myself after this bs experience.

Anyway, bottomline, she has the backpage quality, but only apparently if you drag it out of her. Do not recommend!.

[SmackThatAss]

This one right here goes by Blist aka Misty and she is the biggest rip off I have ran into this year. First she used to have her dope boy walk into the room and threaten to take you out and now she is back at it again. So unless you want a real bad time avoid her like I do.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ist-25/7026232

Hi guys I'm what you've been waiting for I'm 5, 4 and gorgeous. I have and I am what you've been waiting on. I am a lady first and a freak by all traits. I'm sexy, seductive, sensual, kinky, and a tease by nature. I'm looking for someone who can compete with my wild side if you can handle all this good stuff. Ill be waiting if you accept. Call me baby 727 564 0690.

Poster's age: 25

[WholeGrain]

Thanks for the kind words, Steel. I've been helped many times by these boards and am more than happy to repay the favor.

The recent negative reports saved me some time and frustration. I was going to spend 75 on bailey for her 1/2 hour special. Sounds like it would have been special in the wrong way. Thanks for helping everyone else avoid this nonsense. Sorry you had to deal with it firsthand, though.

Best of luck and be safe.

[SteelThunder]

Shared some notes about these two.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nce-32/6659265

Fellow monger and me (at different times and locations) were shut down mid-session by one of these girls lying about a kid being in the hospital. Fking despicable.

As one Bro said, their scam is an odd one: give good-to-great service the first time, then rip them off next time.

Avoid Bailey and Khloe.

The recent negative reports saved me some time and frustration. I was going to spend 75 on bailey for her 1/2 hour special. Sounds like it would have been special in the wrong way. Thanks for helping everyone else avoid this nonsense. Sorry you had to deal with it firsthand, though.

Best of luck and be safe.

[WholeGrain]

Shared some notes about these two.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nce-32/6659265

Fellow monger and me (at different times and locations) were shut down mid-session by one of these girls lying about a kid being in the hospital. Fking despicable.

As one Bro said, their scam is an odd one: give good-to-great service the first time, then rip them off next time.

Avoid Bailey and Khloe.

I saw Bailey and it was a good time. I knew about the ad warning that "someone" sneaks out and robs your clothes. I kept my clothes nearby during the romp with Bailey. No one bothered us.

After, Bailey explained that ad about the thief was from a rival girl.

[Red Gates]

I saw Bailey and it was a good time. I knew about the ad warning that "someone" sneaks out and robs your clothes. I kept my clothes nearby during the romp with Bailey. No one bothered us.

After, Bailey explained that ad about the thief was from a rival girl.

You win some, you lose some.

I've had two visits with Bailey. Once, her friend was in another room (no mention if she was in the bizz or if doubles was an option) and the second time, we were alone. She explained to me about the "thief" ad being from a rival and I have no reason to doubt her. Both experiences were a good time with no health or sister issues. I had a good time; apparently, so did Whole Grain.

Stillaquietone did not. I would be curious to see if either lady does the right thing by him. I hope they realize their future success rests on it and I also hope he keeps us up to date.

[WholeGrain]

Found this link by copying the title of one of her pics and running it through google.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...nty-55/6680626

Best of luck to anyone TOFTT!

WG.

When I first saw her ads, I immediately suspected LEO. No history or reviews, somewhat tame photos, nothing to go on. Says she's in Pinellas, so distance isn't too much of a factor for me. Claims to be 55. Amazing. Tempted to TOFFT, but she advertises body rubs. That, and spidey sense says to wait.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/s...nty-55/6995318

[WholeGrain]

I saw Bailey and it was a good time. I knew about the ad warning that "someone" sneaks out and robs your clothes. I kept my clothes nearby during the romp with Bailey. No one bothered us.

After, Bailey explained that ad about the thief was from a rival girl.

I decided to see Bailey's sister Khloe a week later. There's a reason Khloe's pic stops at her giant t1ts. Bailey is a BBW but Khloe is just g*ddamned fat.

I became wary reading Stillaquietone's review.

With Khloe, an "emergency" cell phone call ended our session after 20 minutes. Like Stillaquietone, I was also promised a freebie at a later date. If it was a scam, Khloe used a despicable lie to do it, and if Khloe was telling the truth about the emergency she's still too g*ddamned fat.

It's possible that we're dealing with two scammers, but it's hard to say. Both broads are not in the best of health. Setting up the appt, Khloe lied about being home alone. There was a fking parade of kids and a 60-year-old (an older sister) leaving her driveway when I drove by (shoulda kept on going).

You win some, you lose some.

[Sam Bamm]

Avoid. PM if you care for details. BP post a few weeks back talked of a partner hiding in closet going through pants. Post is still there. From what I have heard from other sources, I think it's true.

[Stillaquietone]

So, about a week or two ago, I went to see Bailey at.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...9pm-32/6716890

She actually had an ad up advertising a deal between her and her sister (who's even more busty than Bailey is!) , and I decided to go for it, based on one or two good reviews I'd seen of her on this board. I made the trip over to her place in Clearwater / Dunedin. She did tell me on a call over to her place to confirm directions that her sister had to bow out due to an unforeseen family emergency. I was a little disappointed, but she promised to make it up to me. To her credit, she did. Bailey was very affectionate, with LFK, BBBJ, and CFS in multiple positions on the menu. We seemed to have a pretty good chemistry, and she either is a really good actress, or legitimately enjoyed the time together. My sole concern (outside of her sister bowing out) was that, mid-session, her friend (who she apparently also does doubles with) came back to her place, unannounced. I didn't realize someone else was in there until I heard someone coughing in the other room from her bedroom. Awk-ward.

Last Tuesday (last week, I mean) , I thought I saw another ad up for her and her sister. Hoping to finally enjoy the double this time, I called Bailey again and set something up for that evening. I made it perfectly clear that I wanted to see both her and her busty sister, Khloe. Upon finally getting to her place after about 90 minutes of driving, it was just Bailey there. No sign of her sister. She made a call or two, but her sister indicated to her that she wasn't going to be there. As I was not thrilled about driving 90 minutes to Clearwater / Dunedin for a two-girl session only to see one girl, I left. As much as I enjoyed it the last time. I wanted, and I made it clear, that I was looking for a two girl session, and waiting until I got there to tell me? Not cool.

That brings up to this past Monday. Ad is up again. This time, I call Khloe at the number in this ad here:

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nce-32/6659265

Khloe confirmed that both she and Bailey would be available later that evening. I set it up. Rather than at Bailey's place, they were at a fleabag motel down the road, not far from Gulf-to-Bay Blvd. I was less-than-thrilled when I saw someone (either a friend or a family member, is my best guess) sitting outside, as well as someone walking out of their room as I walked in. I was tempted to just start my car back up and drive away, but Khloe came out and greeted me, and waived me in.

Things started off okay, but I began to get disappointed. Bailey asked me not to kiss her due to some sore on her lip (WTF?) , and then when I went to take her panties off, she said it was that time of the month for her (WTF?). Khloe never made any mention of that to me. They mentioned that there were other ways she could please me. Bailey also seemed a little tired or something. She mentioned she was on pain pills from being in some auto accident. Then, as things progressed, without me touching her, Bailey began to shake. She was having a seizure. Needless to say, the session ended on the spot. Rather than refund me any or all of my money, Khloe promised to make it up to me with a session "on the house" at a later date. When I pulled her aside to ask for at least some money back and say that the last person who promised me a freebie at a later date never did, she assured me that she would, saying something along the lines of that she wasn't sure what kind of people I had dealt with in the past, but she wasn't like that. I was still less-than-thrilled about the situation, but feeling like I couldn't do much (especially with one or two other family members having come into the room) , I left.

I texted Khloe yesterday afternoon to see how Bailey was doing. Apparently, she was still in the hospital and they were going to keep there there for a few days because she was still having seizures. She advised me to call next week. Well, Wednesday early morning, another ad for Bailey popped up with this ad:

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...9pm-32/6716890

I'm willing to consider the point that the ad was running on an auto-post schedule, since it lists "Thursday Super Specials," but I'm still pretty skeptical.

I will keep this board posted as to whether either Khloe or Bailey makes good to me, or if it was all talk. Be careful out there, folks.

[Red Gates]

This old gal has been around for some time and is still hot, she is 50 miles away. Can anyone advise if she is worth the trip?

Thanks,

T

When I first saw her ads, I immediately suspected LEO. No history or reviews, somewhat tame photos, nothing to go on. Says she's in Pinellas, so distance isn't too much of a factor for me. Claims to be 55. Amazing. Tempted to TOFFT, but she advertises body rubs. That, and spidey sense says to wait.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/s...nty-55/6995318

[Travelrr 433]

This old gal has been around for some time and is still hot, she is 50 miles away. Can anyone advise if she is worth the trip?

Thanks,

T