Massage Parlor Reports

[Detroit352]

NO SIR. My backside is similar to many streets in Philly. One way aka out pipe. However being you seem to be infatuated with the dirty details and curious I am pretty sure Lola has experience at pegging, she can even bring haberno lube for the full post Mexican food effect. Being we are buds and everything I will even pay half of her door fee being I am all generous like that. PSA ya might want to have some shop towels handy if things get muddy. Is your safe word Papi?? Your paypal still the same?

Cheers Jesse.

Funny Funny guy you are buddy! But I do believe whenever you sent me your story on the DIRTY ROAD and you got her starfish and went on on after you were done giving her little Jr and she was farting like crazy letting the air out that you were So tickled and you wanted to know how it felt! Maybe someone on here can help you out brother!! Is there Any VOLUNTEERS? Just DM jesse) see brother helping you out (I got your back) LMFAO!

[LuvPlaying]

He calls often being he is all bored in his retirement home. Rumor has it he is a killer bingo player now.

Jesse.

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[Jesse54]

OUCH! Sounds like Det has your number Jesse, LOL.

He calls often being he is all bored in his retirement home. Rumor has it he is a killer bingo player now.

Jesse.

[Jesse54]

Lmfao! Still always trying to make friends with the new guys!! Your such a Motivator lmao!

You told me the story about the dirty road / caboose are you going to reverse the roll so you know how it feels to let all the air out your ass?lmfao!

Have fun with that jesse!! Lmfao.

NO SIR. My backside is similar to many streets in Philly. One way aka out pipe. However being you seem to be infatuated with the dirty details and curious I am pretty sure Lola has experience at pegging, she can even bring haberno lube for the full post Mexican food effect. Being we are buds and everything I will even pay half of her door fee being I am all generous like that. PSA ya might want to have some shop towels handy if things get muddy. Is your safe word Papi?? Your paypal still the same?

Cheers Jesse.

[LuvPlaying]

Lmfao! Still always trying to make friends with the new guys!! Your such a Motivator lmao!

You told me the story about the dirty road / caboose are you going to reverse the roll so you know how it feels to let all the air out your ass?lmfao!

Have fun with that jesse!! Lmfao.

OUCH! Sounds like Det has your number Jesse, LOL.

[Detroit352]

I guess you might be moving in the right direction, your first visit $100 tip for a handy, this visit $110 tip for a CBJ?? Spoiler alert most often that " next time" is just trying to getcha back in the door. Keep swinging slugger ya going to hit one soon just a matter of where. Must be working to some degree there were 3 cars when I drove by today one had a mobility scooter on the back. LOL. I am not an AMP guy but would have prob walked. The thought of no tip can be motivational. Thinking about it now my " next time" happened yesterday as one I have seen on and off for awhile reached out asking for a visit. My ruthless reply? Is your caboose available? It was and I did.

Cheers Jesse.

Lmfao! Still always trying to make friends with the new guys!! Your such a Motivator lmao!

You told me the story about the dirty road / caboose are you going to reverse the roll so you know how it feels to let all the air out your ass?lmfao!

Have fun with that jesse!! Lmfao.

[Jesse54]

Dreamt about ZSpa for the second time. Not sure if anyone else uses Google Voice to contact their dream dates but I have done recently and pretty much agreed ahead of time a $150 'full menu' availability after they originally messaged me saying they had a new girl working.

Went on over. Paid $60 I think for 45 minutes. Into the room. Undress, head down.

Got a half assed, sometimes painful walk and knee into the back and legs for about 15 minutes. Then came the deleicste tickles of the nice areas. Flipped.

This is where it got confusing and frustrating.

Gave he the 1.5. As an early tip for her work to come. She then goes on to tell me that she 'wouldn't be able to take it all' and whether she was using flattery or she didn't trust me. I haggled down to 110 for a CBJ. I'm sure the pro's in here could enlighten me on what they would have done.

Just walk out? Just get a HJ for next to nothing.

Tough when she was pretty hot with small perky C's as she did get naked.

After the job was done, she then got clingy and weird and was saying 'next time, next time' we go all the way. I don't honestly think I'll go for a 3 Peat. If anyone else has better luck. Please let me know.

I guess you might be moving in the right direction, your first visit $100 tip for a handy, this visit $110 tip for a CBJ?? Spoiler alert most often that " next time" is just trying to getcha back in the door. Keep swinging slugger ya going to hit one soon just a matter of where. Must be working to some degree there were 3 cars when I drove by today one had a mobility scooter on the back. LOL. I am not an AMP guy but would have prob walked. The thought of no tip can be motivational. Thinking about it now my " next time" happened yesterday as one I have seen on and off for awhile reached out asking for a visit. My ruthless reply? Is your caboose available? It was and I did.

Cheers Jesse.

[MAD1999]

Dreamt about ZSpa for the second time. Not sure if anyone else uses Google Voice to contact their dream dates but I have done recently and pretty much agreed ahead of time a $150 'full menu' availability after they originally messaged me saying they had a new girl working.

Went on over. Paid $60 I think for 45 minutes. Into the room. Undress, head down.

Got a half assed, sometimes painful walk and knee into the back and legs for about 15 minutes. Then came the deleicste tickles of the nice areas. Flipped.

This is where it got confusing and frustrating.

Gave he the 1.5. As an early tip for her work to come. She then goes on to tell me that she 'wouldn't be able to take it all' and whether she was using flattery or she didn't trust me. I haggled down to 110 for a CBJ. I'm sure the pro's in here could enlighten me on what they would have done.

Just walk out? Just get a HJ for next to nothing.

Tough when she was pretty hot with small perky C's as she did get naked.

After the job was done, she then got clingy and weird and was saying 'next time, next time' we go all the way. I don't honestly think I'll go for a 3 Peat. If anyone else has better luck. Please let me know.

[RightIdeas]

I have called at least 4 times in the past two weeks. Different days and different times. Every time its "Yoko not here". I tried asking if she still works there but they hung up before I could get that out. Doesn't seem promising and I'm not wasting my money going there is she's not there anymore unless someone else has a positive review. Last time I was there is was the worst.

Definitely agree if Yoko is not there not worth time even though the table show is much more enjoyable in a relaxing way. A few weeks ago went and tried older talent only thing great was effort of massage was great and for L1 it was a nice technique- she was sitting on the table and my legs wrapped around so that was a nice position for L1.

So they said come back next month for Yoko. It's October and with your evidence not looking good. Will report it visiting anytime soon.

Took one for the team had a less than decent dream- wanted to confirm any new talent not there. No one was there which was nice but just L1 and nothing exciting. Asked for table shower and nothing playful or talking at all should have just passed but had time I never get. Older but nice just not worth the massage was bland and at least the L1 was not mechanical but no efforts.

[RightIdeas]

I have called at least 4 times in the past two weeks. Different days and different times. Every time its "Yoko not here". I tried asking if she still works there but they hung up before I could get that out. Doesn't seem promising and I'm not wasting my money going there is she's not there anymore unless someone else has a positive review. Last time I was there is was the worst.

Definitely agree if Yoko is not there not worth time even though the table show is much more enjoyable in a relaxing way. A few weeks ago they said come back next month. It's October and with your evidence not looking good. Will report it visiting anytime soon.

[Craiglyszt]

Well I stopped by.

Here's the low down, or at least my impression.

Middle aged woman, a bit taller, blonde hair, actually gives a decent massage.

On the flip I got a hold of some decent tits, not saying that Cece's aren't bad. Nicer ass, fair amount of baby damage. I'd venture to guess the menu is pretty open.

Happy trolls.

Craig.

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

Just noticed the AMP next to appliance direct, what's the deal with that?

[OdinsBeard78]

Does anyone know if Yoko is back yet?

I have called at least 4 times in the past two weeks. Different days and different times. Every time its "Yoko not here". I tried asking if she still works there but they hung up before I could get that out. Doesn't seem promising and I'm not wasting my money going there is she's not there anymore unless someone else has a positive review. Last time I was there is was the worst.

[Wood Maker]

Well, I just heard that Cece got married. New girls name is Emma.

I will probably swing by and check out the talent.

Craig.

You.

Looking forward to your report. Haven't been there in a few months and was thinking about a visit in the near future also.

[Craiglyszt]

Well, I just heard that Cece got married. New girls name is Emma.

I will probably swing by and check out the talent.

Craig.