Massage Parlor Reports

[DevonA]

Arrived there the other night at 9:10. They close at 10 PM. Older provider met me at the window. I ask if I can get an hour or it it's too late. She says hour is $80. I give her the $80.

Quick pitstop at the restroom and I'm in the massage room with her by 9:15. Immediately starts with a back massage. I ask about the table shower (which she did not offer) and she says ok wait. She goes out and preps the table shower and brings me a large towel to wrap myself in. Go to the shower room for a mediocre at best table shower (usually one of my favorite parts of the AMP experience). A little teasing. Very little. And the back door wasn't scrubbed nearly as much as is typical. Dries me off and back to the room.

Face down. Got some OK massage. Mostly back and legs. Grazed the boys a few times. Then stops and leaves for a min. Comes back with hot towels and wipes me down. I glance at my watch and it's 9:32. "OK. You turn over".

You know the drill. Covers the unit with a towel. Does a half assed leg and chest massage for about 5 minutes. Some decent foot massage for 2 minutes. Then asked where else I need a massage. I put her hand on my junk and she removes the towel. But I tell her not yet. I've only been here for like 20-25 minutes. She says it's late and we're closing, and she tries again to give me a handy. I say not yet I want some more massage.

This goes back and forth for about a minute and I said, tell you what, I'm all set. I get up, grab my underwear and start putting them back on. She grabs them out of my hand. And sets them down. "I give you more massage. I real good". Ummm, no actually, you're not. I'm all set. I grab my undies again and she says "It's been slow today. I give you more back massage. " I said too late you shouldn't have rushed things. I'm out.

So I start getting dressed and she leaves the room and comes back with a Jackson for me. Nice gesture, which I accepted, but I would've been much happier if at the window she said we can only do 30 minutes and planned accordingly. I thanked her for the refund and left. Never to return.

[OcalaMale67]

Went to Spring (I think that is what is it called now) 50 for 30 minutes. Woman was older.

I has hoping to get the younger girl there.

So went to the room 5 minutes later she started.

Teased the boys on from the back. Got me going.

Flipped and let the girls free to touch. She keep watching the clock.

Normally I close my eyes but she seems like a machine instead of enjoying the moment.

I asked if there was extras then I popped. 20 minutes. She didn't even offer to massage for the rest of the time.

She never said the cost for the HE. So I tipped 60 since she did a decent job on the crack and prostate rub.

Not sure it was worth my $$.

Don't think I will be back unless it is a last resort.

[Craiglyszt]

What was the damage with top off? Last time I was there I didn't ask for top off. She just did it. Then tried to shake me down for 80 tip.

70.

Happy Trolls.

[OcalaMale67]

I believe it means that the provider did the job with her her top off AKA topless. She let the the twins out for a breath of fresh air. Seems like a nice touch and maybe ya get to touch them too! Anything to help get to the finish line. Cheers.

Thanks, I feel stupid!

[JoesGarage]

I can normally figure out the meanings of terms we use. But I have never heard of "top off" after a HE.

What does that mean? I feel like I have not experienced this yet. Some special move I don't know about.

LOL. I would assume that a HE always comes to a completion or what is the point.

I have been going to AMPs for a few years now and this seems like a great move.

OM67.

I believe it means that the provider did the job with her her top off AKA topless. She let the the twins out for a breath of fresh air. Seems like a nice touch and maybe ya get to touch them too! Anything to help get to the finish line. Cheers.

[OcalaMale67]

What was the damage with top off? Last time I was there I didn't ask for top off. She just did it. Then tried to shake me down for 80 tip.

I can normally figure out the meanings of terms we use. But I have never heard of "top off" after a HE.

What does that mean? I feel like I have not experienced this yet. Some special move I don't know about.

LOL. I would assume that a HE always comes to a completion or what is the point.

I have been going to AMPs for a few years now and this seems like a great move.

OM67.

[OcalaDude]

Well I stopped in the other day and the unfortunate news about the change is true.

Much older ladies have taken over, I had a slim lady, I'd say close to 50's baby damage and droopy boobs. The good side was a fairly decent massage on the flip we negotiated for a HE with top off. Started off with the Jack Hammer but did manage to get her to slow down a bit.

I probably won't be back until they replace the current staff.

Happy Trolls.

What was the damage with top off? Last time I was there I didn't ask for top off. She just did it. Then tried to shake me down for 80 tip.

[OcalaMale67]

I use rub maps to find the location. I use this forum for the reviews.

Much easier.

Thanks, OM67. I can't read the reviews at rubmaps as rubmaps asking for a paid member to be read those reviews. What is the payment method at rubmaps? I don't want to put my credit card information in a erotic website, want to know some other payment method. Also, how I could find a aromatherapy provider at Tampa, want to make some change for fun. Sorry for newbie questions.

[Craiglyszt]

Well I stopped in the other day and the unfortunate news about the change is true.

Much older ladies have taken over, I had a slim lady, I'd say close to 50's baby damage and droopy boobs. The good side was a fairly decent massage on the flip we negotiated for a HE with top off. Started off with the Jack Hammer but did manage to get her to slow down a bit.

I probably won't be back until they replace the current staff.

Happy Trolls.

[OcalaMale67]

I get a lot of my info on here. Just goto the Tampa area of this forum. Then scroll past the normal stuff and at the bottom there is the aromatherapy section. Not in the AMP section.

Just poke around and look at stuff on here. You can find lots of great info. Scrolling past the top stuff gets you some great gems.

Thanks, OM67. I can't read the reviews at rubmaps as rubmaps asking for a paid member to be read those reviews. What is the payment method at rubmaps? I don't want to put my credit card information in a erotic website, want to know some other payment method. Also, how I could find a aromatherapy provider at Tampa, want to make some change for fun. Sorry for newbie questions.

[RockyBlowboa]

When I travel out of the area Ocala, I check rub maps and I also check the other Florida forums on here for that area.

There is only 2 AMPs in the crystal river BH area. So I did not have much choice.

I just so happen to have lots of free time.

It takes time and the the ability to say Fuck it and try new things.

I would go back hoping she gets naked next time as I think she will remember me.

She said she only gets 5 customers a day maybe.

OM67.

Thanks, OM67. I can't read the reviews at rubmaps as rubmaps asking for a paid member to be read those reviews. What is the payment method at rubmaps? I don't want to put my credit card information in a erotic website, want to know some other payment method. Also, how I could find a aromatherapy provider at Tampa, want to make some change for fun. Sorry for newbie questions.

[Liquid3867]

I went to Grand Rapids Mi for a business trip and found that all the AMPs there are straight massage. If you want full service they have other providers that have a location they work out of. Kind of like the Nail salons where they rent a booth. We need that here. Providers rent a room at a location and use it for their clients. I read a lot of the reviews in GR and wow. It seemed like the escorts had a business plan and great set up. So they had Non-Asain MPs that were basically escorts. Same cost $170-200 for 30 minutes and you left very happy. I know they have a version of this down in Tampa called aromatherapy. Some of them had a website and you can book online. Just want to share. I am glad I did not goto an AMP there as I would have been disappointed.

I have been to several aromatherapy shops in Tampa and got great service from really hot women. It's definitely worth the trip down there. Way better selection of girls then the old and fat ones we have here LOL.

[OcalaMale67]

I went to Grand Rapids Mi for a business trip and found that all the AMPs there are straight massage. If you want full service they have other providers that have a location they work out of. Kind of like the Nail salons where they rent a booth. We need that here. Providers rent a room at a location and use it for their clients. I read a lot of the reviews in GR and wow. It seemed like the escorts had a business plan and great set up. So they had Non-Asain MPs that were basically escorts. Same cost $170-200 for 30 minutes and you left very happy. I know they have a version of this down in Tampa called aromatherapy. Some of them had a website and you can book online. Just want to share. I am glad I did not goto an AMP there as I would have been disappointed.

[ChefB49]

Read Ocala Male 67 review and have to agree. By the way it's now called Ocala Relaxation Massage. Ocala male you are the man.

[OcalaMale67]

I forgot the new name of Tokyo.

Went by there the other day and place was clean. 50 for 30 minutes 20 extra fro shower.

Shower was great as I look forward to that. Also shows the woman that you are clean and ready for all services.

I prefer the naked shower but I have to goto Orlando for that.

I told her soft massage when is a sign that I really don't want a massage.

She does her touching on the back and then I flip.

She asked what do I want. She said she would get naked and sit on my face and lick me bareback.

I'm in. Next time I want L3 service I should have pushed for it but all is good.

She massaged my boys and that helped me finish.

I tipped 130 so 200 out the door.

I will be back for more.

OM67.