Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvPlaying]

Has anyone been to Wellness. Lately? Lately for me it has only been Bonnie and Anna. Neither are anything to write home about IMHO. Wish some of the past stars would return. Stacy, Linda, Jackie. Or that Yoko would come out of retirement (manager only duties).

[NextHubbins]

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[GatormMike710]

Stopped by Villages Massage this week and saw Diana. Incredibly attractive, perfect body, about 28-30 years old. Left happy, but cost was $. 8 for one hour massage. Enjoyed the table shower, massage was short and mediocre. A little too expensive for me to be a regular here.

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[FeistyFritz]

This has been my experience with the AMPs between Wildwood and Belleview. First thing after you go in is to get a big hug and they lead you to the room. They ask you if you want an hour or half hour and you pay up front accordingly. While she goes to pay Mamassan, you get undressed. Nekked, as you put it. She will also ask if you want a table shower. SAY YES! Usually this is included for no extra cost. Around here anyway. If you do, you sit with a towel around you and wait for her to come back, if no table shower, you just assume the position on the table with no towel and wait for her return. If you do a TS, she will lead you down the hall to the shower room and you give her the towel. She will wash you all over, as in ALL over. After the shower, you wrap the towel around you again as you are walking down a hall to the massage room. She will then ask if you want medium or hard massage. She will massage your back, arms legs, fingers, etc. , for a while and then ask you to flip. This is where some AMPs vary. Some will want to negotiate what services you want, others won't. As the abbreviation says, YMMV. Your mileage may vary. Sometimes they let you roam, sometimes not, sometimes things are offered to play with, sometimes not, sometimes a lot of teasing goes on, sometimes not. Regardless, I have never gone home without a HE. After the massage, she will clean you up and wipe you down with a warm towel to get rid of any perfumy smells and then help you get dressed. Then all that's left is what you feel her tip should be. $40 is pretty much the standard for a standard session as I have experienced. Maybe some other Mongers can add their 2 cents about their experiences. Important thing is. Just relax and enjoy it.

Thank you much! At least I know a little bit of the etiquette now, I've heard a lot of people mention about wellness, and pings, guess I'll just flip a coin and see what happens, will let you know how it worked out!

[Wood Maker]

So I'm super cautious, I've been reading the reviews on here for awhile and want to play it smart. My dad didn't raise no dummy as the saying goes, I've experienced Doris and well, it was a disaster. Between, Capt. LEO and psychotic imps and boyfriends, and trying to maintain a very very under the radar approach I'm thinking it's time to visit an AMP, can someone give me a one to go to, and how does it work, you go in pay your money, strip down to your boxers (or do ya get nekkid) cover with a towel and just relax? (not to mention never had any experiences with an asian woman besides having one take more take out order? So that would be fun!

This has been my experience with the AMPs between Wildwood and Belleview. First thing after you go in is to get a big hug and they lead you to the room. They ask you if you want an hour or half hour and you pay up front accordingly. While she goes to pay Mamassan, you get undressed. Nekked, as you put it. She will also ask if you want a table shower. SAY YES! Usually this is included for no extra cost. Around here anyway. If you do, you sit with a towel around you and wait for her to come back, if no table shower, you just assume the position on the table with no towel and wait for her return. If you do a TS, she will lead you down the hall to the shower room and you give her the towel. She will wash you all over, as in ALL over. After the shower, you wrap the towel around you again as you are walking down a hall to the massage room. She will then ask if you want medium or hard massage. She will massage your back, arms legs, fingers, etc. , for a while and then ask you to flip. This is where some AMPs vary. Some will want to negotiate what services you want, others won't. As the abbreviation says, YMMV. Your mileage may vary. Sometimes they let you roam, sometimes not, sometimes things are offered to play with, sometimes not, sometimes a lot of teasing goes on, sometimes not. Regardless, I have never gone home without a HE. After the massage, she will clean you up and wipe you down with a warm towel to get rid of any perfumy smells and then help you get dressed. Then all that's left is what you feel her tip should be. $40 is pretty much the standard for a standard session as I have experienced. Maybe some other Mongers can add their 2 cents about their experiences. Important thing is. Just relax and enjoy it.

[FeistyFritz]

So I'm super cautious, I've been reading the reviews on here for awhile and want to play it smart. My dad didn't raise no dummy as the saying goes, I've experienced Doris and well, it was a disaster. Between, Capt. LEO and psychotic imps and boyfriends, and trying to maintain a very very under the radar approach I'm thinking it's time to visit an AMP, can someone give me a one to go to, and how does it work, you go in pay your money, strip down to your boxers (or do ya get nekkid) cover with a towel and just relax? (not to mention never had any experiences with an asian woman besides having one take more take out order? So that would be fun!

[Pluckys]

I dreamed about Pings last week, Lily was still there, it was later in the day and she seemed tired. In the dream I just went for the hour with TS and let her give her HE. It was pretty uninspiring but Katie told me new girls coming this week. Katie is always nice because I dream regular about that place. Since Vivi left I haven't had much to write there. Even had Katie a couple times which is okay because she gives me a decent massage and knows how to give me a great HJ. Looking forward to seeing the new talent soon.

Has anyone seen the new talent at pings yet?

[LuvPlaying]

Sounds kinky. A chick wearing my underwear.

Now that would have been KINKY. But telling me I was to keep mine on, not so much. LOL.

[RFagen]

Needed a good massage so I checked out the AMP on 200 in Ocala. Middle-aged Asian gave a nice, firm massage. On the flip was asked if I wanted to do it myself, that she wasn't allowed to provide. I was pretty worked up (lot's of grazing Jr and the boys) so I agreed. She provided lots of help by stroking my balls and pinching my nipples. Don't fully understand why ball stroking is less over the line than a HJ but WTF. Cleaned me up with hot towels and continued the massage. Got well over an hour massage. Will repeat when my back tells me to.

[RandomJacob]

Visited new AMP on suncoast blvd. Decent massage. Older lady gave massage, Older Asian man at front desk. Towel covered massage. South square plaza.

[RandomJacob]

Tried AMP on RT200. Very mature lady gave a not so great massage. Was interrupted a couple times due to customers. She must have been only one there. Then she had an argument or something on the phone while I waited. Not a good experience. As far as extras I am not sure you would want them if they are offered.

[BahlsH]

I dreamed about Pings last week, Lily was still there, it was later in the day and she seemed tired. In the dream I just went for the hour with TS and let her give her HE. It was pretty uninspiring but Katie told me new girls coming this week. Katie is always nice because I dream regular about that place. Since Vivi left I haven't had much to write there. Even had Katie a couple times which is okay because she gives me a decent massage and knows how to give me a great HJ. Looking forward to seeing the new talent soon.

[MotionLotion]

I called to get some 411 and was told a massage was done in your underwear.

Sounds kinky. A chick wearing my underwear.

[LuvPlaying]

Went there a few days ago. It's in same plaza on Comcast. One attendant- Vivi- very straight massage with no other menu- fully draped. Very boring.

I called to get some 411 and was told a massage was done in your underwear. Kind of a tell tale sign to me.

Anyone else have any info?

[Cal 41]

My buddy decided to try best asian in belleview mostly because of a recent report and he hadn't been there in at least 6 months. Drew Sarah, pretty enough nice figure but when he saw what she was wearing, he figured not much of a menu. Table shower was pretty good with good attention to what mattered, massage decent, but whenever he brushed her leg or arm she would shy away. There was decent teasing from her as she massaged upper legs, and on flip kind of mechanical work followed. It wasn't bad but certainly nothing near the best! So for an average job by a decent looking asian go there, but it will be at least another six months before he tries it again.