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03-01-19 02:34 #1363
Posts: 111Freebie
So the other night I stopped by Maple. It wasnt busy, but Lisa nor Coco was there. Who was there was the short fat lady, so I decided to pass on that and headed over to my other spot. My ATF wasnt there, just the older lady. She was with a customer and told me I would have to wait 10 minutes. I told her no problem so she smiled and kissed me on my cheek. I gave her a 100 bill and she gave me 4 back for an hour. She led me to a room and I waited. She came back shortly. She isn't a bad looking woman. Had a spinner body, not usually my preference, but it could work. I wanted to flip after about 5 minutes cause I like to have my meat teased and played with for a good while. For some reason she seemed nervous. Maybe because I picked her small body up and put her on top of me and I slapped her ass a couple of times. Idk. Her English was poor so I used Google translator to communicate. I told her that she's nervous and should relax. Then she told me to relax and smile. She was in between my legs as I laid on the table but she was playing with my legs and seemed to be stalling. I put her hands on my meat, and she told me she's married and she only do massages. I pretty much let her know that I knew she was bullshittin. She proceeded to rub my meat with no oil first how I like it. I like to feel their bare hands on my package. Then I told her to get the oil. As she was massaging my meat she soon got frustrated cause I like to prolong the event. She told me to DIY, but I told her to do it 5 more minutes. Her technique was great though. She was stroking it and twisting with both hands until I spilled in multiple directions. She cleaned me up then said, "Okay" 2 times. I still had 10 minutes. I asked her how much time did I pay for, 1 hour or 50 minutes? She said ok she'll finish the massage and I directed her to my head. She could see I was pissed. I told her through Google that she tried to steal 10 minutes of my time that I paid for. She said, "No I do for you" I responded by saying, "Yeah after I said something about it. " I also let her know that I really hate liars. Trying to make me believe she doesn't give happy endings. As she's massaging my neck she asks me, " Feel Good?" I don't answer but she asked 3 times and I say shhhhh. She knew I was upset. Now here's where I would give her some credit. After she says finished I notice she gave me 5 minutes extra. I was using the translator to tell her I didn't enjoy her but before I could finish, she came close to me to see my phone and she tells me to give her back the 40 and she'll give me back the 100 dollar bill. She said, "No tip. I pay boss. " We made the exchange. I proceeded to still tell her how she ruined my experience, then she said something in Chinese then got down on her hands and knees at my feet with her head face down on the floor. I was caught off guard by that. At first I was confused and even instinctively turned my body away a little bit. Didn't see that coming at all. Lisa at Maple gives me a bow when I tip her but this was different. She tried to grab my arm to lead me out but showed her I didn't want her touching me anymore. She got really playful trying to hug me. Her mood was wishy washy. When I left I wasnt so angry with her. She really did try to right a wrong. She gave me more time, and even after giving me a nice handjob, and head massage after, gave me me a full refund. LOL, she willingly paid for my massage and didn't take a tip. I appreciate that but I still wouldn't repeat with her. First impressions are big with me.
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02-26-19 11:22 #1362
Posts: 158The difference between him and us.
Originally Posted by AmpForever [View Original Post]
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02-26-19 09:23 #1361
Posts: 179Robert Kraft Pulled Pork Sandwick
Just saw a story on a Syracuse sandwich shop which offered a "Robert Kraft' aka the Jerked and Pulled Chicken Sandwich" for which they have received some social media blowback. I mean, come on, even as a Pats fan I think that is funny. Give the poor Buffalo Bills fans their shadenfreude, we'll take our rings.
Also, news reports say he showed up in a chauffeur driven Bentley. If mamasan was looking out the window, she probably would have handled that customer herself!
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02-24-19 08:38 #1360
Posts: 217Ping's
Originally Posted by HardFucker [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 18:36 #1359
Posts: 58Originally Posted by HardFucker [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 18:36 #1358
Posts: 58Yes, almost weekly
Originally Posted by FLMeds420 [View Original Post]
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02-23-19 05:59 #1357
Posts: 217So. ANYWAY
Have any of you mongers had any recent sucess at any of the local AMP's in 2019 ? Has anyone been to Ping's recently?
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02-22-19 17:41 #1356
Posts: 179Chinese (CAMP) vs Korean (KAMP)
In response to the news report that Robert Kraft (Patriots owner) was caught up in a sting in Jupiter, I posted the following in the West Palm Beach forum, but decide to share it with my usual Flodia Forum (where I am still only part time):
I have long stopped frequenting CAMPs. Although there are often a little cheaper ($60 vs $80 house fee), the girls are usually younger (but not underaged) and prettier, and they often have real massage skills -- not to mention that the menus are usually broader. I started getting a bad vibe a long time ago that these ladies, who seemed to be frequently rotated in from NY, were not there completely of their own volition (not at the point of a gun, but working off an unconscionable debt to the organization that got them into the country.) I didn't want any part of it.
At KAMPs, the ladies are older (sometimes a lot older), less attractive (but, hey, asians at any age are still my cup of tea), their house fee is more (usually $80) and the menu far less extensive. But I have never in my decades of being engaged in this hobby ever gotten a bad vive in a KAMP. They always seem to be there of their own free will. Their skills vary (widely) as does their menu. That's what this board is here to assist us with. With the KAMPs you can often strike up a longer term relationship (because they are not frequently rotated). I once had a very close relationship with a mamasan (as in out for dinner and overnight stays at her condo) and got some real insight into the KAMP system (at least in my home area).
I have never tried any Latina place (they are hard to find as they they seem to stay out of sight), but would be reluctant to knowing what these girls have probably gone through (and are going through) to be here. Doubt there is a lot of free choice on their part.
Rely on your own spidey radar when you frequent a place and don't let your little head decide if it's the kind of place you want to do business with.
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02-21-19 20:27 #1355
Posts: 5264You Crystal River
Is there a massage parlors in Crystal River that has HE.
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02-19-19 12:46 #1354
Posts: 158Wellness, Yoko and Memory Lane
Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]
Her massage sessions were delightful. Playful shower, decent massage and just the right amount of teasing to flame you up. For the finish she would sit on your chest and bend forward. Her hand action and the noises made you think it was a BJ. She would loosen her shorts and present you with a pretty sight that you could pull into your face if you wanted (I wanted! Whoa, Nellie!
Once they got more popular she stopped doing sessions herself and is just the MMS. But, it is obvious she tells the ladies how she used to do it because every now and them some elements of her style show up with another gal.
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02-19-19 08:33 #1353
Posts: 628Try Kim down at the place next to Race Track.
Brother, I hear ya on AMPs, but I will tell you that once you find a "good" masseuse, the HE is simply the cherry (no pun intended) on top. Kim is pretty good as far as the whole package (including appearance. Pretty {especially with her war paint on} petite spinner, shoulder-length chestnut brown hair) and decent on the flip, but I have found much better in Gotham, Daytona and even Deland if you can believe that one. Eustis and Leesburg are not much better than what I call acceptable only as a result of (as you have stated) convenience. At least there are several options from Eustis to The Villages now when there is need, want and desire on our part.
As for "Wellness" I have to thank these other brothers for shedding some light on what I had come to find as barren ground when it comes to Ocala. I tried one place a couple years ago up on the far eastern (there I go with the puns again LOL!) side of Ocala, past downtown on SR-40 as I was headed towards 441. For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the place, but it did state it was Asian Massage on the sign. I was greeted by an attractive, younger looking masseuse who seemed all business which should have been my first signal, but I was sore, Jr. Was angry and the Lost in Space robot voice in the back of my head was not loud enough to convince me to seek higher ground, so I paid my entry-fee (I think it was 70 mario coins) and rolled the dice. She took me to the room, I assumed the position, she went to work and Well, on the flip, it came up snake eyes. Since then, I haven't given Ocala much thought, so a big thank you to the reviewers of "Wellness" for giving me hope next time I am going through Ocala.
Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]
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02-19-19 08:01 #1352
Posts: 2257Wellness
Originally Posted by Hunter005 [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 15:12 #1351
Posts: 1103Thanks brother
Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]
Jesse.
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02-18-19 09:30 #1350
Posts: 628Not much to rave about
Been to this place once since it opened several months ago (up on Bay Street USA 19 Eustis near the notels) When first scoping the place out, I noted the parking lot was dark, but quite private in the rear of the building eventhough they did have parking up front. I chose the rear entrance. Place is well-lit and clean, gal working (I have since forgotten her name) was THICK and very enthusiastic about taking care of all my sore muscles and knots. LOL. Not a looker at all, but it was LATE (after 10 pm) and I was desperate, so I took her up on her offer. Once I was was stripped, she escorted me to the TSR. Pretty good job there, then onto the main event. Massage was okay (7 on a scale of 10) and on the flip, she became demanding about a tip. I stuck to my guns and she went to work on the HE. Mechanical, not worth the marios, but ultimately, Jr. Threw up and that was that. Would I go back? Not unless there were no other options of which there are, in fact right down the street next to the RACETRACK station in a little strip center.
Originally Posted by FranklyScarlet [View Original Post]
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02-18-19 09:01 #1349
Posts: 120Wellness
Had a dream that I took a short ride and ended up at Wellness. Walked in and was greeted by a decent looking lady, taken to room, paid the fee. Asked her if I had seen her before and she was adamant that I had not. I think I had. Asked her name, sounded like she said "Chase. " Asked her again on the way out and she had a hard time pronouncing it. Jade.
Anyway, off to the shower, thorough but uneventful. Back in the room, massage was just OK. On the flip she went right for Jr, and did a fair job of HE. Asked her to lift the shirt, she wouldn't, but suggested I go UTC. Tried to pull up the shirt to expose her 38's, she was concerned about someone walking in. "other customer here. " yeah, like that would happen. I heard her lock the door when I flipped, so. Sure.
They were nice, but didn't get a full view.
On the way out Yoko made sure to say hello and gave a big hug. She's so full of energy that if she gave massages she would be interesting, but too skinny for my tastes.