Massage Parlor Reports

[HorneyBear]

For those of you interested in a legit DEEP tissue massage, Joanna is back from China. Stopped by the other night and she almost had me crying but she got my back straightened out.

[Shaft22]

3 days before I had the 'freebie' was my birthday. I visited my ATF around 6 pm. I showered myself there and got into the room for the usual. DATY, BBBJ, CFS. I told her this time before starting the BJ to be careful with her teeth. She takes 2 playful chomps at my meat. LOL. She's funny. She then looks up at me and says, "My teeth touch because you big. " Definitely loved hearing her say that. I instructed her to open her mouth wide and I was feeling good. I don't think she liked it cause I was in her throat. I had her stick her tongue out so I could rub the head on it a bit. She laughed. During the CFS we did mish doggy cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. I told her to grab hold of my neck during missionary and I picked her up and hit it standing up and leaning foward. She could barely handle me. For some reason she can't really handle my doggy style. She tried to push me out of her I was tagging it so rough. And right before I blew a chunk into the the rubber while in mish she said, "Too strong. " After I was done with her I went over to Maple. Both Lisa and Coco were available. I chose Lisa cause I had my mind on her, and last time I walked in just for info 2 days prior, she admitted that she gets jealous when I choose Coco over her. I wanted her that night anyway. She was wearing short denims exposing her thick smooth legs and a tight black shirt. In the room she was in a good mood. I sat her down on my meat with her legs wrapped around my waist. She started moving side to side grinding on me while singing an Asian song and smiling. She knew what tf she was doing to me. I picked her up laid her down and started grinding her. She laughed and I playfully grabbed her pants to pull it off. I let her play with my meat for the better part of an hour and she seemed to enjoy it. It was so relaxing. She wasnt mechanical at all. I even called her name out "Lisa. " As she was playing with it, she looked at it and softly said, "Big. " 2 compliments in 1 day. Soon I splashed all over her soft hands. Lisa gives probably the best HJ I ever had. She is very skilled in my opinion. Her flirtatious attitude definitely helps. She asked me during the HJ to massage her afterward, which she always asks me. I did it for her. I gave her a tip and she did her cute little bow. She told me that's what they do in Japan where she's from. Anyway, I enjoyed my birthday.

[Hunter005]

Had a dream that I ventured to Maple to try something new. Finally found it (a little tough the way the buildings are set up). Went in, got to window and another monger was behind the counter paying with a cc.

Desk girl told me to have a seat in the lobby. ANOTHER monger came out from the back on his way out. Not comfortable with all that. Seems that most other places do their best to avoid customer eye contact.

Finally brought to the back, had to wait in room for about 10 minutes. Counter girl collected the fee. In came Coco, who asked what kind of pressure I wanted. Opted for medium. Massage was a 4/10, not good.

Lots of butt play, then flipped. She went right for the HE, had me lift her shirt to play with the girls. Shirt was tight, pants even tighter. Pretty good release technique, so-so cleanup. She appears to be late 40's, saggy tits. Don't think I will be back.

[Shaft22]

So the other night I stopped by Maple. It wasnt busy, but Lisa nor Coco was there. Who was there was the short fat lady, so I decided to pass on that and headed over to my other spot. My ATF wasnt there, just the older lady. She was with a customer and told me I would have to wait 10 minutes. I told her no problem so she smiled and kissed me on my cheek. I gave her a 100 bill and she gave me 4 back for an hour. She led me to a room and I waited. She came back shortly. She isn't a bad looking woman. Had a spinner body, not usually my preference, but it could work. I wanted to flip after about 5 minutes cause I like to have my meat teased and played with for a good while. For some reason she seemed nervous. Maybe because I picked her small body up and put her on top of me and I slapped her ass a couple of times. Idk. Her English was poor so I used Google translator to communicate. I told her that she's nervous and should relax. Then she told me to relax and smile. She was in between my legs as I laid on the table but she was playing with my legs and seemed to be stalling. I put her hands on my meat, and she told me she's married and she only do massages. I pretty much let her know that I knew she was bullshittin. She proceeded to rub my meat with no oil first how I like it. I like to feel their bare hands on my package. Then I told her to get the oil. As she was massaging my meat she soon got frustrated cause I like to prolong the event. She told me to DIY, but I told her to do it 5 more minutes. Her technique was great though. She was stroking it and twisting with both hands until I spilled in multiple directions. She cleaned me up then said, "Okay" 2 times. I still had 10 minutes. I asked her how much time did I pay for, 1 hour or 50 minutes? She said ok she'll finish the massage and I directed her to my head. She could see I was pissed. I told her through Google that she tried to steal 10 minutes of my time that I paid for. She said, "No I do for you" I responded by saying, "Yeah after I said something about it. " I also let her know that I really hate liars. Trying to make me believe she doesn't give happy endings. As she's massaging my neck she asks me, " Feel Good?" I don't answer but she asked 3 times and I say shhhhh. She knew I was upset. Now here's where I would give her some credit. After she says finished I notice she gave me 5 minutes extra. I was using the translator to tell her I didn't enjoy her but before I could finish, she came close to me to see my phone and she tells me to give her back the 40 and she'll give me back the 100 dollar bill. She said, "No tip. I pay boss. " We made the exchange. I proceeded to still tell her how she ruined my experience, then she said something in Chinese then got down on her hands and knees at my feet with her head face down on the floor. I was caught off guard by that. At first I was confused and even instinctively turned my body away a little bit. Didn't see that coming at all. Lisa at Maple gives me a bow when I tip her but this was different. She tried to grab my arm to lead me out but showed her I didn't want her touching me anymore. She got really playful trying to hug me. Her mood was wishy washy. When I left I wasnt so angry with her. She really did try to right a wrong. She gave me more time, and even after giving me a nice handjob, and head massage after, gave me me a full refund. LOL, she willingly paid for my massage and didn't take a tip. I appreciate that but I still wouldn't repeat with her. First impressions are big with me.

[FranklyScarlet]

Just saw a story on a Syracuse sandwich shop which offered a "Robert Kraft' aka the Jerked and Pulled Chicken Sandwich" for which they have received some social media blowback. I mean, come on, even as a Pats fan I think that is funny. Give the poor Buffalo Bills fans their shadenfreude, we'll take our rings.

Also, news reports say he showed up in a chauffeur driven Bentley. If mamasan was looking out the window, she probably would have handled that customer herself!

The first trip to the spa he must have been slumming because he had the driver use the old car (2014 Bentley). The next day when he stopped on his way to the private airport for the flight to KC, he had his driver use the new one (2015 Bentley). Compare that to me. The last time I went by Village Massage I scheduled an oil change at the auto shop next door. It was my 2007 F150.

[Amp Forever]

Just saw a story on a Syracuse sandwich shop which offered a "Robert Kraft' aka the Jerked and Pulled Chicken Sandwich" for which they have received some social media blowback. I mean, come on, even as a Pats fan I think that is funny. Give the poor Buffalo Bills fans their shadenfreude, we'll take our rings.

Also, news reports say he showed up in a chauffeur driven Bentley. If mamasan was looking out the window, she probably would have handled that customer herself!

[FLMeds420]

I have been almost weekly or bi-weekly. I have never really noticed a change for the worse. Same great service as before. Not like Katie. But still great service and cute girls.

Thanks for the post. Glad to hear that service hasn't suffered. Towards the end of Katie's reign as "boss lady" service started to suffer and the women weren't as hot. I think I will stop by Ping's and give you a long overdue report.

[HardFucker]

I have been almost weekly or bi-weekly. I have never really noticed a change for the worse. Same great service as before. Not like Katie. But still great service and cute girls.

To Pings that is.

[HardFucker]

Have any of you mongers had any recent sucess at any of the local AMP's in 2019 ? Has anyone been to Ping's recently?

I have been almost weekly or bi-weekly. I have never really noticed a change for the worse. Same great service as before. Not like Katie. But still great service and cute girls.

[FLMeds420]

Have any of you mongers had any recent sucess at any of the local AMP's in 2019 ? Has anyone been to Ping's recently?

[Amp Forever]

In response to the news report that Robert Kraft (Patriots owner) was caught up in a sting in Jupiter, I posted the following in the West Palm Beach forum, but decide to share it with my usual Flodia Forum (where I am still only part time):

I have long stopped frequenting CAMPs. Although there are often a little cheaper ($60 vs $80 house fee), the girls are usually younger (but not underaged) and prettier, and they often have real massage skills -- not to mention that the menus are usually broader. I started getting a bad vibe a long time ago that these ladies, who seemed to be frequently rotated in from NY, were not there completely of their own volition (not at the point of a gun, but working off an unconscionable debt to the organization that got them into the country.) I didn't want any part of it.

At KAMPs, the ladies are older (sometimes a lot older), less attractive (but, hey, asians at any age are still my cup of tea), their house fee is more (usually $80) and the menu far less extensive. But I have never in my decades of being engaged in this hobby ever gotten a bad vive in a KAMP. They always seem to be there of their own free will. Their skills vary (widely) as does their menu. That's what this board is here to assist us with. With the KAMPs you can often strike up a longer term relationship (because they are not frequently rotated). I once had a very close relationship with a mamasan (as in out for dinner and overnight stays at her condo) and got some real insight into the KAMP system (at least in my home area).

I have never tried any Latina place (they are hard to find as they they seem to stay out of sight), but would be reluctant to knowing what these girls have probably gone through (and are going through) to be here. Doubt there is a lot of free choice on their part.

Rely on your own spidey radar when you frequent a place and don't let your little head decide if it's the kind of place you want to do business with.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Is there a massage parlors in Crystal River that has HE.

[FranklyScarlet]

I've been there several times and during one of my trips Yoko actually came in to help me take my clothes off. I would really love to have a session with her but unfortunately it's never happened. Your experience has been typical of mine although I must say every young lady I've seen there has been enthusiastic. I go there because it's conveniently located off the TP, it's clean, and it relaxes me for the rest of my trip especially when I have to go through Orlando!

When Wellness first opened in 2013 Yoko was running the place and did many of the sessions herself. I visited her 2-3 times and had long talks with her about my father who lived down there and was fading pretty bad. Very easy gal to relate to. I would bring her flowers when I showed up.

Her massage sessions were delightful. Playful shower, decent massage and just the right amount of teasing to flame you up. For the finish she would sit on your chest and bend forward. Her hand action and the noises made you think it was a BJ. She would loosen her shorts and present you with a pretty sight that you could pull into your face if you wanted (I wanted! Whoa, Nellie!

Once they got more popular she stopped doing sessions herself and is just the MMS. But, it is obvious she tells the ladies how she used to do it because every now and them some elements of her style show up with another gal.

[SpecialOne8]

Brother, I hear ya on AMPs, but I will tell you that once you find a "good" masseuse, the HE is simply the cherry (no pun intended) on top. Kim is pretty good as far as the whole package (including appearance. Pretty {especially with her war paint on} petite spinner, shoulder-length chestnut brown hair) and decent on the flip, but I have found much better in Gotham, Daytona and even Deland if you can believe that one. Eustis and Leesburg are not much better than what I call acceptable only as a result of (as you have stated) convenience. At least there are several options from Eustis to The Villages now when there is need, want and desire on our part.

As for "Wellness" I have to thank these other brothers for shedding some light on what I had come to find as barren ground when it comes to Ocala. I tried one place a couple years ago up on the far eastern (there I go with the puns again LOL!) side of Ocala, past downtown on SR-40 as I was headed towards 441. For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the place, but it did state it was Asian Massage on the sign. I was greeted by an attractive, younger looking masseuse who seemed all business which should have been my first signal, but I was sore, Jr. Was angry and the Lost in Space robot voice in the back of my head was not loud enough to convince me to seek higher ground, so I paid my entry-fee (I think it was 70 mario coins) and rolled the dice. She took me to the room, I assumed the position, she went to work and Well, on the flip, it came up snake eyes. Since then, I haven't given Ocala much thought, so a big thank you to the reviewers of "Wellness" for giving me hope next time I am going through Ocala.

Brother you know I am not an AMP guy however I had heard some impressive stories about this place. Guess I should have asked you about it as you always seem to be in the know. A little bird told me our mutual petite little blonde with the huge dog is looking.

Jesse.

[Hawkeye49]

Had a dream that I took a short ride and ended up at Wellness. Walked in and was greeted by a decent looking lady, taken to room, paid the fee. Asked her if I had seen her before and she was adamant that I had not. I think I had. Asked her name, sounded like she said "Chase. " Asked her again on the way out and she had a hard time pronouncing it. Jade.

Anyway, off to the shower, thorough but uneventful. Back in the room, massage was just OK. On the flip she went right for Jr, and did a fair job of HE. Asked her to lift the shirt, she wouldn't, but suggested I go UTC. Tried to pull up the shirt to expose her 38's, she was concerned about someone walking in. "other customer here. " yeah, like that would happen. I heard her lock the door when I flipped, so. Sure.

They were nice, but didn't get a full view.

On the way out Yoko made sure to say hello and gave a big hug. She's so full of energy that if she gave massages she would be interesting, but too skinny for my tastes.

I've been there several times and during one of my trips Yoko actually came in to help me take my clothes off. I would really love to have a session with her but unfortunately it's never happened. Your experience has been typical of mine although I must say every young lady I've seen there has been enthusiastic. I go there because it's conveniently located off the TP, it's clean, and it relaxes me for the rest of my trip especially when I have to go through Orlando!