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**SoFakingDumb** · 07-07-19 22:14

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

I was reading the review and the first thing I thought was!! Holyshit here it comes it was a dude!! LMAO!

100% sure it wasn't?

**LinStorm** · 07-07-19 17:04

Originally Posted by VeryHorny [View Original Post]

Well lets see. Redwings got that done more often than I should have.

Cherry popper I did that when I was in my teens.

Did an amputee which was interesting.

Twins I did a few years ago and at the same time.

I did see a mom and daughter which was weird to say the least.

Plowed a gal that was 4'3" tall not sure that qualifies as a midget.

Okay. Okay twins at the same time? Got me there. Never did the mother daughter thing. Although willing to try. I DID however do two sisters at the same time. They were a couple years apart so I totally forgot about them. Oddly enough it was when I was in West Virginia on a business trip. This little one stop light town where I was installing a network for a trucking business.

I was in this mom and pop diner and this cute little waitress knew I was from out of town asked me if I enjoyed their little town. I said there was not much to it. Then she asked if I had checked out the town's nightlife. I said yeah, I had dinner at the McDonald's with the ball jump list the other day. That got her a good chuckle. She handed me her address and number and told me she was off at 10 pm.

I got to her place and she and her sister, who was cute too but a little heavier and different hair color, were having drinks watching TV. I asked of we were going anywhere, she said no, and her sister started to strip down. The three of us got into it and a couple hour later we were done. I didn't think much of it other than they were sister's. What was crazy was that the sisters boyfriend was apparently sleeping upstairs and the waitress who invited me was expecting her husband home in an hour or so?

I caught my plane two days later and I went back to the diner but the waitress had off that day. I flew home and just thought. Wow. West Virginia I guess.

**VeryHorny** · 07-07-19 10:55

Originally Posted by Texualman [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this lady yet? I have been tempted based on the top side alone. Thanks for any info fellas, I can help out if any of you are in Orlando.

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...e/341903666206

Stay safe out there.

T.

She is a scam!

She only sells pictures and cheap 15 sec videos.

Don't waste your coin.

**FLMeds420** · 07-07-19 10:54

Yes. 4 ft 3 in by official definition would be a midget. I looked up midget and it turns out the definition is " any person who is smaller than the normal size " So in the United States the low end of the range for a woman is about 5 ft nothing. However if you were in Spain where folks are way smaller, 4 ft 3 might be in the normal range for a woman. So yes Veryhorny you did plow a midget if you did here in the US. Yoo hoo!

**Detroit352** · 07-07-19 08:38

Originally Posted by Texualman [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this lady yet? I have been tempted based on the top side alone. Thanks for any info fellas, I can help out if any of you are in Orlando.

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...e/341903666206

Stay safe out there.

T.

Nope she's not seeing anyone! She's sellin pics and videos! I known of a FEW people tryin to hook up with her and get nothing in return!! If you happen to get lucky let us kno!

**Texualman** · 07-07-19 08:21

Has anyone seen this lady yet? I have been tempted based on the top side alone. Thanks for any info fellas, I can help out if any of you are in Orlando.

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...e/341903666206

Stay safe out there.

T.

**VeryHorny** · 07-06-19 20:11

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Well lets see. Redwings got that done more often than I should have.

Cherry popper I did that when I was in my teens.

Did an amputee which was interesting.

Twins I did a few years ago and at the same time.

I did see a mom and daughter which was weird to say the least.

Plowed a gal that was 4'3" tall not sure that qualifies as a midget.

**TimesLikeThese** · 07-06-19 19:33

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Probably as close to a midget as there is. I can't make it there often, so I haven't partook yet. Chubby, dark skin; face pictures show a decent young (mid-20's) woman. I'll search for link and review if anyone is interested.

**FLMeds420** · 07-06-19 06:12

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Yeah buddy. I thought I had unusual tastes but you are the man. You have done a few things I would have never thought of. Well maybe a few but I am not admitting anything. Yet.

Sorry but I don't think doing a chick in a wheelchair who has no need for one counts. That sounds like a re-do. Got to be a nice lady somewhere who is confined to one for real who would enjoy the action. However, you have to make it clear why you are doing this. You might also learn to run fast as the woman will more than likely scream and call for help. You know on second thought I will give you partial credit.

As far as the midget, there is a streetwalker in Tampa who fits the bill. Wish I had contact numbers for you. I saw something somewhere about her. Maybe it was an old post from the Tampa thread? Not sure. Good luck buddy and get your freak on.

**NobodyYouKnow** · 07-05-19 23:23

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

Been checking this one out. Almost looks TGTT. 19 with a menu like that? Makes you say hmmmm. Not to mention she spelled "dessert" wrong.

Let he who is without effin' autocorrect cast the first stone. Do our schools teach spelling? Between the two, she probably thinks she's talking about apple pie, not the Gobi.

On the other hand, in the desert just add water and watch it bloom.

**LinStorm** · 07-04-19 23:09

So I am spending the weekend with these two gorgeous ladies. You all know Diamond, the blonde, she brought her friend Shana who is new to the business. I told Shana no one will believe her. So. I am telling all my monger friends. She is real!! I will post a review in. A few hours LOL.

Have a happy 4th. I sure will.

Lin.

**VeryHorny** · 07-04-19 13:32

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

Sent messages and have gotten no replys.

**FranklyScarlet** · 07-04-19 12:51

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

There was a young lady from Nizes.

Who had tits of two different sizes.

One was so small.

It was nothing at all.

But the other was large and won prizes.