Streetwalker Reports

**Member #5494** · 08-12-17 23:18

Originally Posted by NaughtyMR423 [View Original Post]

You are like the new lakeland hero LOL. Never had your kind of luck.

From when I got out-scooped the other day I know for a fact the girls are getting picked up, I just don't think Lakeland mongers are reporting for shit.

Going to repost the 22 rules for picking up a streetwalker. Have found that immensely useful and confidence inspiring as well as reading the posts of people who have been good enough to make reports.

A. I try to always be mindful of that. (the 22 rules).

B. Read the boards: one dude in Orlando I think posted his own personal rules which even go beyond the 22 rules, thought that dude was a smart cat.

C. A friend of mine used to always say, when relating to golf, 100% of putts left short of the hole never go in. So it's about taking a risk.

D. Think like a streetwalker, what time of day is it? What's happening with the weather? (or the popo for that matter) where would you be?

E. People have been doing this a lot longer than you and, most likely, doing it smarter than you. Learn from them.

22 Rules for Street Mongering.

1. IS SHE WORKING? - It ain't like in the movies -They wear ordinary clothes, and are just walking alone, with no bags, or maybe making a phone call at a pay phone (but if you checked, there's no one on the line). Believe it or not, a girl walking alone and without shopping bags on a hobbyist street is almost always a SW.

2. If you aren't sure, come back in a few minutes. Non-pros who happen to be walking are going somewhere, which isn't up and down the same stretch of road. And on hobbyist streets, the local women tend to avoid looking like they might be in business, unless they are!

3. If she is watching traffic, she's probably a SW.

4. If she makes eye contact with you, she's probably a SW.

5. If she then smiles at you, she is a SW. After all, you're just some dude driving by.

6. If she's with a "boyfriend", who disappears when you come around again, he's pimping her. Be careful! Don't unlock the door until she's ready to get in, with him nowhere to be seen! If you follow these rules, you're in control of the situation.

7. MAKING THE PICKUP. Pull over at the next parking lot, or around the next corner and park nearby. If you're sure she saw you. Smile back at her, dummy! - then feel free to pull further down the block, so it's not so easily observed by LE. She'll casually turn down your block, walk past. And then suddenly walk up to see if you're letting her in. Keep eye contact, keep smiling. Invite her in.

8. Lock the other doors! You're in a crime-filled neighborhood!

9. AVOIDING LE STINGS. Do not EVER EVER EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy. On every board I've seen, LE always tries to make the bust without the F LE risking her ass by getting in. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!

10. This is the perfect time for LE to pull you over for rolling through a stop sign, just to harass your ass. Drive like a preacher! It's an effective way of intimidating we hobbyists, and they'll use any opportunity if they're watching.

11. Make a turn or two before discussing $$, just in case. Watch your rear view. You can bet she will, too! I've never heard of LE getting in the car, with a follower, but better safe than sorry. A known LE trick. She doesn't get in, but directs you to meet her around the corner. Guess who's waiting there, instead of her? If she doesn't get in right away, move on!

12. AVOIDING SCAMS. If you do a car date, and you let her pick the spot (she'll try to direct you), be aware that she may be setting you up for a robbery. Don't settle for her spot. Or at least, force her to come up with a second choice. Her boyfriend can't be in two places at once.

13. If you go back to a hotel, and she picked it, be aware that this could be a setup for cash&dash, or her pimp busting in & robbing you.

14. If you go back to her place. Are you mad? The "boyfriend busting in mad, waving a gun" scam probably happens a lot. Since the victims won't report the robbery, they get by with it, even though the victims know where the robbers are staying!

15. If you go back to your hotel, um, have fun! (OK, that's not a rule. If you go back to your hotel, be discreet so the mgmt doesn't call LE on you.).

16. If you go back to your house. Are you really ok with a potentially-addicted SW knowing where you live?

17. YOUR WALLET. Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working.

18. YOUR MONEY. Do not have more in your pocket than you want to spend. She (and your dick) will talk it out of you. If she's really worth an extra few dollars, you can go get it (out of the trunk, the ATM, your other pocket, whatever). Current street rates are 20 for BJ, 40-50 for FS, and you can tip later if you think it's worth it. Remember, it isn't worth it just because you came. She'll always demand a tip, if she thinks it's coming. Many will claim they "usually charge more" - the word on this board is: they don't. But, hey, some of these girls are hard-working, quality-driven providers, even though they're SW (really. I mean it! And they deserve a break.

19. HUNTING HOURS. They're out at all times, in most weather. I've heard of them walking as early as 4:30 am, and well past midnight. They work the lunch hours for guys on lunch, afternoons for guys on early shifts, mornings for guys who'll be late for work, and all through the evening and night. If it's lightly raining, there will be less, but there will be some. Most of these girls are drug addicts; their addiction doesn't have a "M-F, excluding legal holidays" schedule.

20. CFS! Carry a condom. Usually, they don't have one (which I think is so fuc*ing stupid, but then, if they had a clue they wouldn't be SW-ing). You don't want to be tempted to skip the cover because that pussy is so fine.

And the freebie: Every time some SW claims "I'm the best! I'm worth more", it really means, "I'm a lame-ass lying lazy talent less junkie!" The good ones don't have to brag; they'll get your return business.

21. Don't let her use your cellphone. It's a very common request. She'll call her friend, or her own phone, and that will give her access to your # - which might set you up for unexpected & inopportune calls for business or bail money.

22. Be friendly. As has been noted in other threads, these are people with feelings, not just automaton sex dispensers. If you're friendly, chatty, and warm, she'll open up, relax, and probably be more generous with her service, in all the little ways that matter most. Remember, if she's never hooked up with you before, she's worried that you might be either LE, or some psycho SW-stalker.

Oh yeah, lurked on this board for years. Enjoyed it. Finally made the leap to contribute because of the knowledge imparted by the board and confidence instilled by it. Grateful for that, to not have to into it blind.
Pretty soon, you know, people are sending you pm's even if it's just wanting to know about that one provider you've seen. Same people are often the ones offering to help you out if you're ever in their area. Just from my own experience, if you get involved it can happen pretty quickly.

**NaughtyMR423** · 08-12-17 14:11

Originally Posted by BlueBalls9 [View Original Post]

Dreamed I was meant to be putting my mongering activities on hold but picking up pussy is a powerful drug. Dreamed I spotted 1 potential WSW on memorial before Mass (hot as fuck). She was brunette, 5 ft something with short denim cutoffs on and some bodacious tatas, truly wanting to burst right out of her top, looks-wise, pretty as fuck. Will keep my eyes peeled for that one on the loop in the future. Dreamed it was a little after lunch and I spotted Brenna on the corner of Vermont and Parker, literally beside the lamp post in the shade. Happened to have my camera on me, happened to have a donation I figured would be about right, happened to remember a conversation we had last time about her being ok with video. Drove to the spot I'd invested much time in finding and it worked out a treat. Drive to and from. Brenna is a chill girl, easy to talk to, respectful of your shit, good sense of humor. Settled down in the back seat and pushed that red button while Brenna proceeded to push all my buttons. Her performance was a bit rushed and at times, toothy. Last time I'd asked her to slow it down and applying the same techniques at a slower speed her mouth work was much more sensual and sexually stimulating. This time around, I guess the new spot, the camera, I wasn't too worried, I just let her do it and knew I was eventually going to nut. Dreamed she kept looking up for me and the pace and intensity got faster and faster until I filled her mouth with that cum. On the drive back I asked her about overnights and other services. Said trips to Greece are not her favorite but she does it for 60 sweet potatoes. Said she was open to overnights but we never really talked about a donation for that. Could be quite a lot of fun if you got a room. Tidy little body and I bet after a shower she scrubs up pretty nice. Stopped and she got a drink on the way back. Left her bag on the passenger seat while she went in, loose money etc. She came back and that shit was untouched. Not smart for a monger to be fucking over a provider. Or for a provider to be fucking over a monger, plus- I'd just never do that. Dreamed the whole thing, bbbjcimws + video, set me back 30 sweet potatoes. Good quality video but I haven't used that camera for so long I'm not sure where the cord is for transferring it to the computer. Probably see this one some more, with a mind to working up to the overnight thing- sure has a tidy body, not self conscious. Yeah, probably a lot of fun, on a bed, with some ac on her.

You are like the new lakeland hero LOL. Never had your kind of luck.

**Member #5494** · 08-11-17 15:50

Dreamed I was meant to be putting my mongering activities on hold but picking up pussy is a powerful drug. Dreamed I spotted 1 potential WSW on memorial before Mass (hot as fuck). She was brunette, 5 ft something with short denim cutoffs on and some bodacious tatas, truly wanting to burst right out of her top, looks-wise, pretty as fuck. Will keep my eyes peeled for that one on the loop in the future. Dreamed it was a little after lunch and I spotted Brenna on the corner of Vermont and Parker, literally beside the lamp post in the shade. Happened to have my camera on me, happened to have a donation I figured would be about right, happened to remember a conversation we had last time about her being ok with video. Drove to the spot I'd invested much time in finding and it worked out a treat. Drive to and from. Brenna is a chill girl, easy to talk to, respectful of your shit, good sense of humor. Settled down in the back seat and pushed that red button while Brenna proceeded to push all my buttons. Her performance was a bit rushed and at times, toothy. Last time I'd asked her to slow it down and applying the same techniques at a slower speed her mouth work was much more sensual and sexually stimulating. This time around, I guess the new spot, the camera, I wasn't too worried, I just let her do it and knew I was eventually going to nut. Dreamed she kept looking up for me and the pace and intensity got faster and faster until I filled her mouth with that cum. On the drive back I asked her about overnights and other services. Said trips to Greece are not her favorite but she does it for 60 sweet potatoes. Said she was open to overnights but we never really talked about a donation for that. Could be quite a lot of fun if you got a room. Tidy little body and I bet after a shower she scrubs up pretty nice. Stopped and she got a drink on the way back. Left her bag on the passenger seat while she went in, loose money etc. She came back and that shit was untouched. Not smart for a monger to be fucking over a provider. Or for a provider to be fucking over a monger, plus- I'd just never do that. Dreamed the whole thing, bbbjcimws + video, set me back 30 sweet potatoes. Good quality video but I haven't used that camera for so long I'm not sure where the cord is for transferring it to the computer. Probably see this one some more, with a mind to working up to the overnight thing- sure has a tidy body, not self conscious. Yeah, probably a lot of fun, on a bed, with some ac on her.

**Member #5494** · 08-04-17 19:37

Spotted a 35/40 yr old MILF doing the stroll around Mass Gilmore Parker. White top, blue jeans, shoulder length curly hair. Saw her a couple of times over a couple of hrs so pretty sure she's looking for company. As of 6:30 pm there's a stocky black girl out walking who I haven't seen before -and one whacked out looking girl you'd be crazy to let in your car was fishing around with her panties and creating a scene at the lights of Parker / Mass. None of them were really my type so I didn't try for a photo.

Saw Pinky again earlier looking very very pretty but also covered in sweat and there's just something about my luck because cockblocked again by popo as I'm making the turn.

Actually spent about 2 hrs at an observation point hoping she would come out again and walk on the street where I'd previously been outscooped. No luck. But I did see two 250 lb + wf's hauling similarly stuffed suitcases up the side street directly adjacent to me. Wanted so bad to take a pic but some traffic got in the way. Shit was hilarious.

**Member #5494** · 08-04-17 10:24

Dreamed I was out on my continued quest to find Pinky and discovered Brenna (reported on her before, walking with a pimp or a dope boy) In my dream it was about 5 am, slow and steady rain. Spotted her by the Iowa Parker Intersection and thought she was a trooper being out in that weather. She was looking sexy in a short blue dress. White girl, brownish / blonde hair, spinner type. Always out. Looped around and picked her up. LEO check, negotiated 40 sweet potatoes for BBBJ BBFS. Says she has a guy she slips money to for the use of a room. Bad area, fuck that, so we found a spot and parked up in the rain. Dreamed she gave an awesome BBBJ with tremendous suction technique, made my dick feel like it was made out of titanium. Open to instruction and did a good job of taking care of the boys. FS was kind of meh, she didn't smell that great.

Bought her a Mcdonalds breakfast since I've still got some of that residual nice guy left in me. Dropped her off around same area as pick up. Asked her if she'd do video for next time. She said yup.

**Member #5494** · 08-04-17 10:07

Originally Posted by MaxHard1 [View Original Post]

I just had the best dream I've had since Murphy. I ended cruising the Trail late night and saw a gorgeous 21 year old latina with a beautiful long curly hair hazel eyes and set of amazing dsl's wearing short shorts and a small shirt twisted in the middle with no bra. I had to have her. It took me a few tries because she's had bad experiences with black men but once I got her in the car she saw that in a chill guy. We found a spot I gave her 30 roses and kicked the seat back. She started Sucking and licking the head and once I was hard enough she fell throated me and gave me one of the best SW BBBJCIM that I have ever recieved. I laid back and started thrusting my hips and her tongue action was amazing I watched the back of her head bounce up and down until I exploded! She is a sweet nice girl that's had a hard life. I'm post pics when she sends them to me. I have digest for senior members.

Not been at this long and just goes to show the faces are out there. Not a senior member but trying to contribute: I'll take them digits. Would love to see a photo. Thanks for your info.

**Member #5494** · 08-04-17 10:05

Slipped into a deep coma and dreamed I picked up this one about 3 pm.

Reported a siting of her previously. Scooped her up at the corner of Mass / Parker from the convenience store, just parked in there and asked her if she needed a ride when she came out since it was a hot day. I can report that in my dream I took that shitty picture of a young woman who is in her early twenties and who under that dress seems to have a banging body, just watching her ass move under that thin dress had me wanting to nut. She's pretty up close. No signs of candy damage. Said she does FS with everything bar greek for 60 sweet potatoes for the half. She didn't have a room and my place is tragic in that it seems like there's a 24/7 neighbor neighborhood watch (god that fucks me off).

Anyway, long story short neither of us had a room or a spot (I think she knows monger spots but didn't want to give them up. And that's got to be respected) so I dropped her off near Parker. I laughed my head off but I wanted to bang her brains out because she's really hot not just go for the blowjob.

Schoolboy error there, so I went out the next day determined to find a good spot and after about 2 hrs of fruitless driving discounting everything I found the king daddy!

Spent 3 days tirelessly trawling then I was on Lakeland Hills / memorial intersection and spotted her walking up Mass a couple of blocks away. Stuck at the lights then finally got the move, signaled her and turned down a side street straight into popo haha. Aborted the parking move and looped (waiting for their lights to flash up) and thankfully made my way around the block again for the pick and and she's in the parking lot before the cvs type place getting scooped by a redneck pick up truck. God I was pissed! I swear if she had of gotten out of his car and hopped straight in to mine I would have told that ***** to fuck off.

You got to laugh though. Found my spot and that shit is going to bear some fruit.

**MaxHard1** · 07-28-17 04:07

I just had the best dream I've had since Murphy. I ended cruising the Trail late night and saw a gorgeous 21 year old latina with a beautiful long curly hair hazel eyes and set of amazing dsl's wearing short shorts and a small shirt twisted in the middle with no bra. I had to have her. It took me a few tries because she's had bad experiences with black men but once I got her in the car she saw that in a chill guy. We found a spot I gave her 30 roses and kicked the seat back. She started Sucking and licking the head and once I was hard enough she fell throated me and gave me one of the best SW BBBJCIM that I have ever recieved. I laid back and started thrusting my hips and her tongue action was amazing I watched the back of her head bounce up and down until I exploded! She is a sweet nice girl that's had a hard life. I'm post pics when she sends them to me. I have digest for senior members.

**MaxHard1** · 07-28-17 03:41

I just had the best dream I've had since Murphy. I ended cruising the Trail late night and saw a gorgeous 21 year old latina with a beautiful long curly hair hazel eyes and set of amazing dsl's wearing short shorts and a small shirt twisted in the middle with no bra. I had to have her. It took me a few tries because she's had bad experiences with black men but once I got her in the car she saw that in a chill guy. We found a spot I gave her 30 roses and kicked the seat back. She started Sucking and licking the head and once I was hard enough she fell throated me and gave me one of the best SW BBBJCIM that I have ever recieved. I laid back and started thrusting my hips and her tongue action was amazing I watched the back of her head bounce up and down until I exploded! She is a sweet nice girl that's had a hard life. I'm post pics when she sends them to me. I have digest for senior members.

**ZooBoy35** · 07-21-17 16:35

Had some spare time early morning between 1 and 3 am to drive around. Looked down the 92 area to see if I could find the new girl Kris out and about. Went through the usual areas and saw one by Parker that I'd not seen before. Not bad looking, curly sandy brown hair. Didn't look too Meth'd up and pretty fresh. Got scooped before I could make it back around so I went back around Texas and ended up picking up ole faithful Diane. She ain't much to look at but she puts her heart and soul into her work and she was my first pickup quite a few years ago so we have a little history.

Aside from that, I really didn't see too much more out there.

**No Alibis** · 07-20-17 19:33

Originally Posted by Polkeyes [View Original Post]

Saw her this afternoon. I was just there for a BJ. Started with a BBBJ. Makes eye contact. Too much hand and asking if I'm close. No cim. Since she had a place to lay down and relax, donation was 25. But I prefer CIM, so I won't be back.

Jim.

LOL.

Was the old man there? He sat in the living room when I was there. I felt like I walked into a John Waters movie, only thing could have been better, is if, the old man had a parrot on his shoulder. She told me, I could CIM, but she wasn't swallowing. You can't miss that anxiety disorder.

**Polkeyes** · 07-20-17 12:49

Originally Posted by NoAlibis [View Original Post]

Driving on 92 between Clark Rd. And Airport Rd. , a little brunette walking along waves me down. I pull over she jumps in tells me her name is Kris, she starts telling me should could use a little help. She takes me back to her mobile home where she tends to an old man with Alzheimers. She's late 40's, about a 5. 5 on looks, and apparently has an anxiety disorder. Offers me a half and half for $40, I figure what the hell. Didn't notice any track marks, but tells me she loves her 420. Had small tits all nipples, and a decent as for a small girl. BBBJ was fair, but she tried to rush too much, had to keep slowing her down, then she rode me, flipped her around for some K9, and donated my DNA while MISH. All in all, it was an ok time, relieved some tension and left. Got her digits, will repeat after a night of drinking.

Saw her this afternoon. I was just there for a BJ. Started with a BBBJ. Makes eye contact. Too much hand and asking if I'm close. No cim. Since she had a place to lay down and relax, donation was 25. But I prefer CIM, so I won't be back.

Jim.

**RecycleBin** · 07-19-17 19:14

Originally Posted by ShadyGuy [View Original Post]

Swallowed the entire load like a good girl.

It's good to have friends like that!

**No Alibis** · 07-19-17 15:55

Driving on 92 between Clark Rd. And Airport Rd. , a little brunette walking along waves me down. I pull over she jumps in tells me her name is Kris, she starts telling me should could use a little help. She takes me back to her mobile home where she tends to an old man with Alzheimers. She's late 40's, about a 5. 5 on looks, and apparently has an anxiety disorder. Offers me a half and half for $40, I figure what the hell. Didn't notice any track marks, but tells me she loves her 420. Had small tits all nipples, and a decent as for a small girl. BBBJ was fair, but she tried to rush too much, had to keep slowing her down, then she rode me, flipped her around for some K9, and donated my DNA while MISH. All in all, it was an ok time, relieved some tension and left. Got her digits, will repeat after a night of drinking.