Strip Club Reports

[RockPaper7777]

This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.

[Mobil2]

This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?

Last time I was there about 15 years ago it was "Woodys home of Big Dick and the Extenders". It was a fun time, Big Dick was the lead singer they would play a couple of songs then he had a knock off Andrew "Dice" Clay routine he would do. When he was done with his set he would say "let's get the wh0res back up up on stage" it was more of a couples, night club scene I also remember There were a handful of single female customers...I know first hand that some of the Dancers back then were available for 'take out'. Openly talking about bachelor parties, deep sea fishing trips and one on one home fun. I'm sure a lot has changed. I drove by there last year on my way to Key West and didn't stop. I've slowly stopped going to clubs over the years. I personally don't think they can compete with the internet.

[Burner99]

I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.

This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?

[Burner99]

So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.

Most of those shops are scams. Avoid at all costs.

[Dil0213]

So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.

[DasTurkey]

I was in key west mid August and made it to Bare Assets. There's definitely a share of not so attractive dancers there, but there are a few gems. I went midweek and it was pretty quiet, so I got a lot of attention. Overall, the girls weren't too pushy for my business. I found a dancer I really liked and put most of my tipping money into her. They have a room called Sapphire, or something along those lines, where you pay $ and you get three songs worth of dance fully nude. They also have a two drink policy and a. 1 cover, but I think the quality is worth it.

[Louielouie]

I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?

Good luck with that plan. You will have better luck on the street with civilians. And don't get sucked into the place with girls on the porch. Total ripoff.

[CaptainDL]

I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?

[Louielouie]

Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.

I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.

[Joe Pimp]

Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.

[Joe Pimp]

Went to VIP. Its a little house. I came in and they (4) did a line up even the front door girl gets up for the line up after she rang a little buzzer. She said 300 for 30 minutes anything mutual masturbation and buck naked in a private bed. However the girls didn't do it for me. They quickly dropped the rates to $200. Still nah.

Went to teasers $5 entry. Exactly that (teasers). No extras. Cameras over the VIP room. Got a few dances sucked some nips and grabbed alot of ass. $6 beers. $2 watered down shots. I did see soemone I knew so ill be getting all that as a home delivery to keep my mouth shut. I did see a gorgeous blonde brit first day on job. Soooo hot. Got a dance but no FIV. Did suck her nips $20. Regular dances are in a lit big room with other guys there right next to you. I'll stick to miami.

[PhoneyFlounder]

First I popped into the Red Garter at around eight on a Wed night. No cover. Belly up to the bar and then headed up to sniffers row. Nice girls. All attractive, although none were of the crazy hot variety. Mix of countries of origin. I got three dances from as many girls, two from Argentina and one Eastern European. All hands on but none went beyond a good friction dance with touching and some nip sucking. $20 each. Felt like good values all around. Very laid back and easygoing time.

Headed to Bare Assets later that night. It wasn't all that busy, but the talent was pretty top notch. Much less easygoing time. No sitting anywhere, even stage side without having a conversation with a dancer. This is a mixed bag for me as I feel like too chummy of a relationship makes for a chatty dance (which I don't really enjoy) but I found the three ladies who occupied my time to be good, charming, companions. I took a German, a Brit, and an Australian (the aforementioned three) back for dances (three or four each). The German was legitimately the best dance I've ever had without extras being brought to the party, and the Australian and English lass are two of the best looking human people I've ever seen naked in real life. I wasn't looking for extras, but am inclined to guess that any of the three of them would have been far too attractive to have to offer any to make a living.

The next night I ended up in Miami at Tootsie's. There were extras there for $200 plus room charge in VIP. Nobody was nearly as attractive as what Key West had to offer, but they were certainly hot, even if the Cuban girls were pretty damn pushy. If you've never been, Tootsies is a monolithic of a club. I counted nearly fifty dancers when they did a lineup for the night shit. The place also has reasonable drinks, good food, cigars, and a bank. It's the kind of place where you can spend $100 or $1000, and have a damn good time either way. It's like an adult Disneyland.

[BleedTheFreak]

Bare assets had a ton of girls in the club Saturday night. A ton of talent. Met a couple good ones that were not hustlers. Got some good affection in the back room. Red garter is as usual. Many girls and good for a short stop. Teasers going downhill. Maybe had 6 dancers. It was way slow.

[Source]

Without doing research or exercising any leverage, I took a woman upstairs at Red Garter recently. Big waste of money.

There was this one woman, forget her name, who was the hottest dancer by fair. She had huge fake tits, a nice face, was in decent shape, didn't look to be past her prime (a rare combo at this place). I was determined to get some private time with her. I saw her walking around and tapped her on the back asking if she would do a dance. After one of the $20 dances, I said "I want to do more" so she suggested VIP upstairs. I was hopeful that at $275, VIP would mean more action, but I made a rookie move and didn't get any guarantees. I couldn't even touch the pussy. My dick wasn't coming out.

VIP is a waste of money at Red Garter. P.S., the hot dark-haired woman with the big fakes is from Argentina.

I've been in the back room at Red Garter with a dancer let's just say she wasn't a rookie there, but I don't want to go any further on identifying her. When I asked about the VIP room, she said straightforwardly 'you won't get anything more there than you get in here'. I gave her an extra tip for her honesty, thinking I could share a bit of what she saved me from.

[FrankSzoll]

Fellas she is still in kW, but not to be found in Teaser's, red garter, or cowboys. She COULD be at Bare Assets. Please report back to confirm if anybody spots her at Bare Assets. She is 18-19 yo mixed black girl. Petite 5'9" with slim but with very toned body (ex weightlifter in h. S.). A-B size titties, perfect hard body ass. Sassy attitude no doubt. Also this past yr had some legal run ins in Monroe county bu.