Strip Club Reports

**Mikaeles** · 01-08-24 20:44

Stopped into Cafe the other morning on my way to Gaineville. Arrived at about 7:30 am decided to get some breakfast food wasn't bad. Only down side was the girl was pushy to get a dance while I was trying to eat kind of annoying atleast let me finish my eggs first. I think she figured it out because she sat next to me and just chatted until I finished my food. After she asked a fourth time at this point if I wanted a dance. I said sure we went into the back I was smart decided to wear my dress pants with not underware on so I can get max feel. She was a latina with large boobs forget her name but she was grinding me hard and moving around so she could feel me better. Told me I was smart this way she could feel where to grind. She even left a little wet spot on my pants so I think she was enjoying it. Sat back down and the waitress was a cute skinny blonde girl when I arrived she had a sweatshirt and bikini bottoms on but when I came out of the private dance she was walking around with her bottoms off and sweat shirt still on. I asked if I could tip her to see her boobs she agreed and flashed them to me but wouldn't do a private dance with me. She had a cute little Bush and tight small tiny ass. Only other talent was a tall solid muscular black girl who was dancing on the stage naked and spreading her ass a lot in front of me. Over all good time would've liked to get a rub from the blonde but I don't think she liked me because whenever I tried to talk to her she would walk away really quick. I so wish this place was a little looser on the rules. No touching, the panties over the panties in the dance and everything is just annoying. Ended up only dropping maybe 150 dollars before I left where if they had other things I'd be dropping 500 or more every time.

**MrAladinSir** · 11-05-23 09:12

Originally Posted by FreshWater3 [View Original Post]

I stopped in here as I've driven past so many times and had to just find out how it was. Figured I would at least get a bite to eat if nothing else. Food was meh but was so completely surprised by the talent. Second one up on the stage was a complete 11. Blond, long hair, natural c's with the best Bush. Smoking hot. Cute girl next door type. I'm not at all the strip club guy so I really have no idea about extras and how they work. Is there extras to be had here? I was willing to about do anything for this one but decided to jet out as I had thought there was no way this one would go for it and I would just donate a ton of money and be frustrated.

In my experience Cafe is hit or miss on the talent but rarely ever anyone I'd call a 11. Do you recall who it was? As for extras, sadly no. I've never heard of anything extra being offered here. There are cameras in the rooms where they give dances but if you do the peep show option you can jerk off. A few of the girls have OF pages and once forever ago I was offered take out that never delivered.

My advice? Grab some food, watch the girls but don't have high expectations of anything else.

YMMV (but probably not by much).

**FreshWater3** · 10-30-23 10:50

I stopped in here as I've driven past so many times and had to just find out how it was. Figured I would at least get a bite to eat if nothing else. Food was meh but was so completely surprised by the talent. Second one up on the stage was a complete 11. Blond, long hair, natural c's with the best Bush. Smoking hot. Cute girl next door type. I'm not at all the strip club guy so I really have no idea about extras and how they work. Is there extras to be had here? I was willing to about do anything for this one but decided to jet out as I had thought there was no way this one would go for it and I would just donate a ton of money and be frustrated.

**TheRogue099** · 09-04-23 13:56

FWB and I were passing through (8 pm -ish) Sunday evening on our way back from a trip.

Always saw the signs but never stopped in when solo. Until FWB said let's go!

Pretty busy. About 10 gents and 7/8 ladies. Food was decent for bar food and reasonably priced.

The ladies? Let's just say the line up was (IMO) excellent. FWB had a fistful of dollars and had no problem attracting the ladies to our table and on stage. She was in heaven. LOL.

Full nude on stage, every so often nude on the floor.

We will go back and bring some friends along too next time.

**Bcuplvr** · 05-11-23 06:18

The scene in Gainesville is pretty lame compared to the larger metropolitan areas in Florida. You're most likely to get some sort of action at a local AMP versus strip club.

Originally Posted by IluvDaty2011 [View Original Post]

Doesn't sound like much extras in the club. Maybe I should opt for a "massage" while I'm in town.

Thanks, DATY.

**Octane** · 05-10-23 19:18

Been to both but curious if any of the dancers have an OF? My recent favorite has moved on.

**IluvDaty2011** · 05-10-23 16:21

Originally Posted by MrAladinSir [View Original Post]

Coconuts is open, though I've never been. There's quite a few girls there on various social medias and after some chitchat, there's definitely some take out. One girl at least has done some advertising, but I can't attest to the details.

Doesn't sound like much extras in the club. Maybe I should opt for a "massage" while I'm in town.

Thanks, DATY.

**MrAladinSir** · 05-09-23 08:14

Originally Posted by IluvDaty2011 [View Original Post]

Traveling from St. Pete to Gainesville this week. Is Risque the only strip club, or is Coconuts Cabaret still open? Just looking for suggestions. Thanks, DATY.

Coconuts is open, though I've never been. There's quite a few girls there on various social medias and after some chitchat, there's definitely some take out. One girl at least has done some advertising, but I can't attest to the details.

**IluvDaty2011** · 05-08-23 13:05

Traveling from St. Pete to Gainesville this week. Is Risque the only strip club, or is Coconuts Cabaret still open? Just looking for suggestions. Thanks, DATY.

**Pleasur Awaits** · 10-23-22 22:27

I haven't been to Risque in several years but stopped on Saturday afternoon while headed north from Orlando. Not much different from before. One waitress, one cook, slow service, decent food. Small number of girls, only one really cute and none of them seemed to get a lot of tips. Girls seem to have 15-minute solos in the slow afternoons, so you have some waiting if the one on stage isn't what you're look for. Almost no coming over and chatting with customers afterward (tables close together.) The $30/5 minute room pretty much the same, no touching, sexy conversation while she rubs on you; and maybe if you are a regular you might get a little more intensity. Never tried any of the other packages. Never had success with takeout. My impression is that they avoid LEO attention by keeping it clean, strict on the girls about extras and drugs, lots of cameras watching, and seem protective of girls from guys lurking outside at night (from earlier experience). I had a nice hour, a flirty cute girl for a time of watching with a short grind, and that was it.

**MrAladinSir** · 09-07-22 23:45

Originally Posted by TheWildOne2 [View Original Post]

Is Cafe Risque back to full nude on stage and nude waitresses serving breakfast?

I swung by Cafe the other morning and it seemed as standard as ever. A single waitress walking around with her tits out. She was cute, youngish (for Cafe) and had some small perky b cups. Booty shorts were on for dances but she occasionally was walking around bare assed. There were 2 other guys there, both low maintenance but making crude jokes towards her. They must have been regulars because she completely ignored me after bringing me my tea, never even asked me what I wanted for breakfast.

**TheWildOne2** · 09-06-22 23:43

Is Cafe Risque back to full nude on stage and nude waitresses serving breakfast?

**Moevus** · 08-26-22 13:22

Originally Posted by JJM1985 [View Original Post]

Was thinking of going, but if scams and druggies I won't, thanks for the info.

Don't think they are at these 2 locations, just want to know how to get one to go out with me. Of course they want the $$ for dancing but how about a date.

**JJM1985** · 08-25-22 08:51

Originally Posted by Moevus [View Original Post]

Ok, been to Cafe and Coconuts, tired of the druggies and scams in this town. How does one get a stripper to do business?

Heard that some at Cafe will but others say no way,what gives? Been around and seen lots in this town but so tired of the selfish, my shit didn't stink clock waters, people forget that this is a service and the customer is always right. One girl said she was pissed that some girls were doing it and cheap, who are these girls?

The $$ they could make it would be unreal if hey were providers.

Any info on any cute strippers that play?

Rant over.

Was thinking of going, but if scams and druggies I won't, thanks for the info.

**Moevus** · 08-23-22 09:11

Ok, been to Cafe and Coconuts, tired of the druggies and scams in this town. How does one get a stripper to do business?

Heard that some at Cafe will but others say no way,what gives? Been around and seen lots in this town but so tired of the selfish, my shit didn't stink clock waters, people forget that this is a service and the customer is always right. One girl said she was pissed that some girls were doing it and cheap, who are these girls?

The $$ they could make it would be unreal if hey were providers.

Any info on any cute strippers that play?

Rant over.