Strip Club Reports

[Richard Nixon]

Any guesses when Cafe Risqué will open?

[HorneyBear]

Same old, same old. Stopped by last week since the Dragon Lady was out of town. Small cover charge, decent food and some cute new girls. It's worth it for the food and the show but as has been reported, no extras. VIP room private dance $. 2 for 15 minutes, no touching the pussy or asshole, no licking the tits but you can play with them. I said nope, you're hot but for that kind of money I'll go dream I fucked someone at an AMP.

[FLMeds420]

I was heading up to Gainesville and made my semi monthy visit to CR. Not much different to report. The same local dancers with a couple cute UF girls mixed in. A couple dancers asked if I wanted a VIP. Not for 120. Hopefully my next visit will be better.

[Richard Nixon]

Anyone try out any of the new VIP rooms at Cafe Risque on the south side of the complex? I'm not sure how they differ from the 2 north side VIP rooms. Anyone know? One has a massage chair. One is a bigger peep show room. I think the price is still too much, $100+.

[FLMeds420]

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys, Orlando monger here. I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

Thanks in advance.

SYM

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to RTFF. I see there are tons of posts about Cafe Risque below, gonna start reading up on them now, thanks.

Cafe Risque is a good place to hang out and check out the talent. I would go to Tampa if you are looking for extras. The VIP is set up with a camera to watch the girls. Most of the dancers are regulars with a few hot UF students. At $120 for 15 minutes they are definately NOT worth it. As far as getting these ladies phone numbers I have gotten a few but never got anywhere. YMMV.

[SevenYearMitch]

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys, Orlando monger here. I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

Thanks in advance.

SYM

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to RTFF. I see there are tons of posts about Cafe Risque below, gonna start reading up on them now, thanks.

[FLMeds420]

I have stopping by Cafe Risque on and off for the last 10 years. I happened to be passing by yesterday and decided to drop in. The usual $5 cover to get in and the usual half a dozen dancers.

To my surprise there was some new talent. Violet is a smoking hot Puerto Rican honey with great natural tits. There was also Ivy who is a hot white girl and ZEE a beautiful tall Mexican fox with a Penelope Cruz look. Watching these ladies dance nude definately got the little head angling to try a VIP. I know I'm not going to get extras here but what the hell.

The VIP area is in the back by the pool table and offers some privacy. Dances are semi nude and its $120 for 15 minutes. Actually its $120 for 3 songs. I talked to a couple ladies about what fun we can have in the back. Since there is a camera set up in the VIP the girls have to be cool.

I ended up picking Jersey to get a VIP. Half the time she danced nude in front of me while I sat on a small sofa. After that she put on some granny panties and hopped on. Contact was allowed above the wasteline but nothing beyond that. Jersey did a great grind and got me to nut. While the experience was fun I think I will wait until I'm in Tampa before I get another VIP.

[FLMeds420]

This young lady has a profile on sugardaddy site, says she dances and has some photos of her doing some pole dancing on a stage. Says you can call her Mimi. Does she look like someone anyone has seen at the cafe in Micanopy?

I happened to be up in Gainesville yesterday and stopped by Cafe Risque. That chick you were asking about (Mimi) was dancing there. I kept looking at her and thinking who the hell she looks like.

Suddendly, I had a flashback from 40 years ago when I was a kid. Anyone remember Waylon Flowers and Madame. Waylon Flowers was a (flaming homosexual) puppeteer and his puppet was a character named " madame ". Damn if Mimi doesn't look like a young version of madame.

[Bcuplvr]

This young lady has a profile on sugardaddy site, says she dances and has some photos of her doing some pole dancing on a stage. Says you can call her Mimi. Does she look like someone anyone has seen at the cafe in Micanopy?

[Herbie53]

I decided to try it out last Wednesday and wad happy to see 5 cuties and one heavy blonde.

With the fall semester coming up at the university a few miles north of the cafe, there will be an influx of new, finer looking young women trying to make some coin at the old cafe for the next few months. Most will fade fast but there will be plenty of replacements, so it may be fun going often to see what's new.

For brothers just wanting some eye candy, decent food if hungry, and have a fist full of ones, it's a decent way to enjoy some scenery as long as one doesn't expect anything extra. When I am in the cafe area and schedule permits, I try to go between 5 and 6 pm, as the afternoon shift ends at 7 pm, with the next shift starting to roll in around 6:30 pm. Doing that, you can see what's there, what's coming up next, then decide how long you may want to stay. If you hang out long enough, the late shift rolls in around 10:30 pm.

As typical, the turnover in dancers will be robust, as making a lot of money for just dancing isn't realistic. The girls that stick it out and have good social skills should be able to make some good bank from the new young guys that show up looking to get lucky, but get disappointed in the VIP or Erotica rooms, only to try again next time with the same result. For me at the cafe, it's only about the eye candy and occasionally the food. The burgers are great (pattied fresh every day and cooked to order), breakfast dishes always cooked on point, and food prices and quality are that of a good diner, not a strip club. I believe cover is $7, $5 for locals and CDL holders with identification. Not much of a premium for nudity, and diner food prices.

Perhaps an interesting note for some, when hurricane Hermine passed over north Florida in early September 2016, I was driving on I-75, and while not a bad hurricane, it was dropping a lot of rain and periodic heavy winds along the northern part of Florida. I thought that the cafe would be closed when I drove through there around 4 am, but it was freakin' lit up and open. Only a few truckers and employees vehicles were there, so I stopped in. Talking to the waitress (totally nude, and a long timer who came into work because the scheduled girl flaked over the storm), she said they never close unless there is an evacuation order. She said the owner does all they can to stay open for the truckers and travelers, including having a generator. That right there folks gives an insight to the mindset of the cafe. Selling food, eye candy, fantasy, but it's truly tits and grits. If it's not on the menu, it's not going to be served.

[Cal 41]

Herbie53 is spot on. I used to go there very often, before finding this site. I decided to try it out last Wednesday and wad happy to see 5 cuties and one heavy blonde. Knowing what to expect I decided to get a dance from brunette Ivey, tall great ass nice boobs, and got an average cr dance. No complaints as got what expected. I'm glad they got nicer, prettier girls than I've seen there in a few years. Its worth it for the food and view and some entertainment.

[FLMeds420]

I've been to the cafe close to a hundred times in the past 5 years or so, and for kicks have had VIP or erotica room performances about a dozen times. I wasn't expecting any extras, but some of the girls that work there on occasion are really fucking hot.

I know what (not) to expect, and I have the bucks, so I occasionally go for it, especially if the girls is hot, or I've known the girl for a while, and know she is having hard times. I mean, that's why they are there. Nobody wakes up one morning and says, I know what I want to do with my life, I want to be a stripper. Poor life choice in the early years lead many of them to that job, or the modern day cost of grad school for some. If they can earn working a few four hour shifts in what they'd make working a 30 hour week elsewhere, well it pays the bills and gives them more time for studies, with it highly unlikely that it will affect their future employment. I've gotten to know a number of really nice grad students over the years at the cafe. They do exist.

I try to stop at the cafe often when I know I'm going to be driving past there. I've known many of the girls a long time. They work there to make legit money, not to angle for TO. If they try that, and get caught, they are fired. I've seen new girls come and go often, quite often. Many that start working there think they will make hundreds just being naked and dancing on stage, and that's not realistic. A four hour shift and a fist full of ones from dancing does not help one make rent. Talking new guys into expensive, not productive, VIP or erotica room sessions is where the bucks are made.

The big bucks come from getting guys to pay for an erotica, or VIP room. The VIP isn't anything like VIP in places south Florida or Tampa. It cost $120 and they wear granny panties and they do not come off while they are grinding on you in VIP or a lapdance booth. A lapdance at $30 (house gets $20, girl $10) is just that, one grinding lapdance in a booth while they wear granny panties. You can buy more songs if so inclined, and the girl keeps more of that, but you won't get lucky and you will be even more frustrated for buying more dances and getting nowhere since any touching is not allowed. You have to keep your hands away from any part of their body during a lapdance. If you try to roam, you get warned. If you try again, you may get another warning or they may just leave. Three strikes and you're definitely out.

In VIP, at $120 for about 15 minutes, they have a lounge type couch, and some will do a short full nude peep show before or after they grind on you, but the granny panties go on and stay on while grinding. Roaming while grinding is allowed but it's up to the girl what they allow, and they never allow UTC. Some allow touching more skin than others, most allow boob play, and some obviously enjoy their work, but none I've experience allow any contact under the granny panties. If you breach the granny panty line while roaming, you'll get a friendly warning to stop. A 2nd try, they will likely just leave, and you're out your $120. Trying FIV or UTC roaming are not tolerated. I'm not saying it hasn't happened, but if word gets out, that girl will be gone. Most of the girls only wear granny panties in VIP grinding sessions, but some wear stockings or fishnets, and other fucking knee high boots, and don't remove them in VIP, so if that's a concern for you, settle it before paying. If they won't accommodate not wearing fishnets or boots, and that's important to you, pick another girl.

The erotica room for $90, is fully nude and is about 15 minutes long. In there, they have a one-way mirrored door that is closed and locked that separates you from them. You can see them, but they can't see you. Basically, they get their jilling on and leave it up to you what you're doing on your side, as they can't see you. However, be it known, that one way mirrors work by a difference in lighting between the two sides. The girls side is very bright. Your side is much darker but not totally dark. While they can't see through it while performing, some of the girls may stand up from the couch and put their face on the one way mirror, cup their hands around their eyes, and look through to see if you're alive. They can see you when they do that, albeit not brightly. I've never seen a guy get in trouble or kicked out for entertaining themselves, but YMMV.

Either way, the VIP or erotica rooms are a lot of bucks for basically nothing. At $120 for grinding and roaming, there are better values elsewhere at that price. At $90 for a one way peep show, fuck, for $90 you can do way better to make yourself happy. PornHub is free, and you can't touch that either, so save some bucks and go rub one out. You're not going to get lucky in the erotica room.

All the lapdance and VIP rooms have cameras and they do work. I don't believed that they are closely watched, but they are live feeds. The erotica room does not have a camera since there is a barrier between girl and customer, but there is only light weight curtain closing off the erotica area (as is also true for VIP), so a manager can stick their head in at any time. I've never seen it happen, but there is that to consider.

A final note, on every lapdance, erotica room, or VIP engagement, the girls pay a house fee, and keep the rest, so while it's not very common for them to do so, if they are in great need of making bank, you may be able to get them to come down a few bucks on VIP or erotica rooms, but that has to be bargained for up front, because they have to pay the house fee up front. Getting a discount is rare. They really are the only game in town, regulars are familiar and don't often partake, truckers don't visit for long stretches, and just usually eat and see some tits, perhaps hit the free showers, and go. The girl's bank is made from new visitors (and the college town just north of the cafe is a trove of new guys every semester) trying to get lucky. That's what they girls make a living from, young men with delusional fantasies. It isn't from the regular visitors.

It's highly unlikely that anyone will have any luck with the girls, and it's an expensive way to leave frustrated.

Thanks for the extremely thorough report.

[Herbie53]

Complete agree, Misty is the one I would love to get her number. She seems to be content with her duties at the moment. Always tip her well but no VIP, might have to spend so more $ and see if she changes her mind. Anyone have any luck with these girls?

I've been to the cafe close to a hundred times in the past 5 years or so, and for kicks have had VIP or erotica room performances about a dozen times. I wasn't expecting any extras, but some of the girls that work there on occasion are really fucking hot.

I know what (not) to expect, and I have the bucks, so I occasionally go for it, especially if the girls is hot, or I've known the girl for a while, and know she is having hard times. I mean, that's why they are there. Nobody wakes up one morning and says, I know what I want to do with my life, I want to be a stripper. Poor life choice in the early years lead many of them to that job, or the modern day cost of grad school for some. If they can earn working a few four hour shifts in what they'd make working a 30 hour week elsewhere, well it pays the bills and gives them more time for studies, with it highly unlikely that it will affect their future employment. I've gotten to know a number of really nice grad students over the years at the cafe. They do exist.

I try to stop at the cafe often when I know I'm going to be driving past there. I've known many of the girls a long time. They work there to make legit money, not to angle for TO. If they try that, and get caught, they are fired. I've seen new girls come and go often, quite often. Many that start working there think they will make hundreds just being naked and dancing on stage, and that's not realistic. A four hour shift and a fist full of ones from dancing does not help one make rent. Talking new guys into expensive, not productive, VIP or erotica room sessions is where the bucks are made.

The big bucks come from getting guys to pay for an erotica, or VIP room. The VIP isn't anything like VIP in places south Florida or Tampa. It cost $120 and they wear granny panties and they do not come off while they are grinding on you in VIP or a lapdance booth. A lapdance at $30 (house gets $20, girl $10) is just that, one grinding lapdance in a booth while they wear granny panties. You can buy more songs if so inclined, and the girl keeps more of that, but you won't get lucky and you will be even more frustrated for buying more dances and getting nowhere since any touching is not allowed. You have to keep your hands away from any part of their body during a lapdance. If you try to roam, you get warned. If you try again, you may get another warning or they may just leave. Three strikes and you're definitely out.

In VIP, at $120 for about 15 minutes, they have a lounge type couch, and some will do a short full nude peep show before or after they grind on you, but the granny panties go on and stay on while grinding. Roaming while grinding is allowed but it's up to the girl what they allow, and they never allow UTC. Some allow touching more skin than others, most allow boob play, and some obviously enjoy their work, but none I've experience allow any contact under the granny panties. If you breach the granny panty line while roaming, you'll get a friendly warning to stop. A 2nd try, they will likely just leave, and you're out your $120. Trying FIV or UTC roaming are not tolerated. I'm not saying it hasn't happened, but if word gets out, that girl will be gone. Most of the girls only wear granny panties in VIP grinding sessions, but some wear stockings or fishnets, and other fucking knee high boots, and don't remove them in VIP, so if that's a concern for you, settle it before paying. If they won't accommodate not wearing fishnets or boots, and that's important to you, pick another girl.

The erotica room for $90, is fully nude and is about 15 minutes long. In there, they have a one-way mirrored door that is closed and locked that separates you from them. You can see them, but they can't see you. Basically, they get their jilling on and leave it up to you what you're doing on your side, as they can't see you. However, be it known, that one way mirrors work by a difference in lighting between the two sides. The girls side is very bright. Your side is much darker but not totally dark. While they can't see through it while performing, some of the girls may stand up from the couch and put their face on the one way mirror, cup their hands around their eyes, and look through to see if you're alive. They can see you when they do that, albeit not brightly. I've never seen a guy get in trouble or kicked out for entertaining themselves, but YMMV.

Either way, the VIP or erotica rooms are a lot of bucks for basically nothing. At $120 for grinding and roaming, there are better values elsewhere at that price. At $90 for a one way peep show, fuck, for $90 you can do way better to make yourself happy. PornHub is free, and you can't touch that either, so save some bucks and go rub one out. You're not going to get lucky in the erotica room.

All the lapdance and VIP rooms have cameras and they do work. I don't believed that they are closely watched, but they are live feeds. The erotica room does not have a camera since there is a barrier between girl and customer, but there is only light weight curtain closing off the erotica area (as is also true for VIP), so a manager can stick their head in at any time. I've never seen it happen, but there is that to consider.

A final note, on every lapdance, erotica room, or VIP engagement, the girls pay a house fee, and keep the rest, so while it's not very common for them to do so, if they are in great need of making bank, you may be able to get them to come down a few bucks on VIP or erotica rooms, but that has to be bargained for up front, because they have to pay the house fee up front. Getting a discount is rare. They really are the only game in town, regulars are familiar and don't often partake, truckers don't visit for long stretches, and just usually eat and see some tits, perhaps hit the free showers, and go. The girl's bank is made from new visitors (and the college town just north of the cafe is a trove of new guys every semester) trying to get lucky. That's what they girls make a living from, young men with delusional fantasies. It isn't from the regular visitors.

It's highly unlikely that anyone will have any luck with the girls, and it's an expensive way to leave frustrated.

[PDropper68]

Complete agree, Misty is the one I would love to get her number. She seems to be content with her duties at the moment. Always tip her well but no VIP, might have to spend so more $ and see if she changes her mind. Anyone have any luck with these girls?

[FLMeds420]

I dropped in Cafe Risque around 2 pm one afternoon on my way back from Gainesville. Pretty much the same dancers as my last visit 3 months back.

There were about 6 dancers including Jersey and Winona. There was the usual crowd of local young guys and older long haul truckers.

Winona is a tall pretty UF grad student with a great ass. While she danced for me on stage she made great eye contact. Winona loves bending over and showing off the spread. Just wanted to bury my face in there.

When done with her set, Winona was trying to get me to do a VIP. If ever I was tempted to get one it was with her. I know that there are very few posts on this thread but has anyone gotten any VIP's recently at Cafe Risque?