Massage Parlor Reports

[MrAladinSir]

I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips

My advice is be bold at the get go. Once I'm led to the room I always take my time getting undressed and give myself a few strokes to make sure I'm looking good. I am always standing nude, half erect when they enter, she act as if they just caught me undressing still. Their reaction will tell you most everything you need to know about whether your session will leave you happy.

[GWS69]

I take my phone in, hell it's locked they can't do anything with it and you might get her number. Also always completely strip as fast as you can, I don't lay down, I sit on the side of the table with the towel draped over my knee, junk out. When she comes back in I can read her expression and I immediately know what's next. Also gives her a chance to boss you around a little, more beneficial info for me.

All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.

[FredFlintBc]

All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.

I would add that I hang my arms aver the side and after a few minutes I will lightly caress their leg a couple times to let them know in safe and interested in the good stuff.

[TopDog12]

I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips, I've never been to an AMP and walked out with only a backup. When I go in I always leave my wallet and phone in the truck. I bring the cash for the house and whatever I plan on spending only. Usually I bring a 50 on top of 20's and let them see I have extra cash when I'm paying the house fee. When they walk me in the room they usually ask, first time here? Even if it's my first time there I always say no. I've been here many many times. Once in awhile they will ask who I've seen. Listen idc if it's florida or new York. I always say cici, Nancy. Anne, Jessica, coco. Appearantly those are most commonly used and they move the girls around so much they can't remember all the girls. When they leave the room I undress completely balls ass naked. Lay face down on the table and put the little towel that's there barely over my ass. When they come in they almost instantly peek under it or remove it and readjust it to see if no underwear is present. That's when I know we are good to go LOL. While massaging I always ask if they were busy today, if they say not busy, I know I get to negotiate in my favor. If they were busy expect to pay premium rate. Don't be afraid to tell them what you like and what you don't. They are pretty accommodating. If you get the standard he don't he afraid to utc touch. They usually won't offer it but don't decline it when your getting the standard. I hope this helps some new guys out..

All good advice. Only thing I do different is I don't even put a towel on. I lay down face down with nothing on and spread my legs a little so they can see my junk.

[BigDingaling]

I noticed a guy saying he went in to an AMP his first time and got no results, so I figured I'd give a few tips, I've never been to an AMP and walked out with only a backup. When I go in I always leave my wallet and phone in the truck. I bring the cash for the house and whatever I plan on spending only. Usually I bring a 50 on top of 20's and let them see I have extra cash when I'm paying the house fee. When they walk me in the room they usually ask, first time here? Even if it's my first time there I always say no. I've been here many many times. Once in awhile they will ask who I've seen. Listen idc if it's florida or new York. I always say cici, Nancy. Anne, Jessica, coco. Appearantly those are most commonly used and they move the girls around so much they can't remember all the girls. When they leave the room I undress completely balls ass naked. Lay face down on the table and put the little towel that's there barely over my ass. When they come in they almost instantly peek under it or remove it and readjust it to see if no underwear is present. That's when I know we are good to go LOL. While massaging I always ask if they were busy today, if they say not busy, I know I get to negotiate in my favor. If they were busy expect to pay premium rate. Don't be afraid to tell them what you like and what you don't. They are pretty accommodating. If you get the standard he don't he afraid to utc touch. They usually won't offer it but don't decline it when your getting the standard. I hope this helps some new guys out. If it didn't 🖕.

[BigDingaling]

Had some free time tonight, decided to check out Orchid, haven't been to an AMP in probably a year. They have a doorbell now, which I'm not too fond of but I read about it in a previous post so I came at 7 pm. Waited maybe 30 seconds and was greeted by, I'd say a 37 year old 5 ft petite asian lady. Not bad, flat ass, small b cups. The massage started out good, I'm not a small guy but this woman was doing stuff I've never had done and it hurt LOL, had to let her know to be easy on the pressure. On the flip we negotiated for FS. 150 Mario coins. Started with CBJ. Then to cowgirl, to Mish and finished in reverse cowgirl. Had some time left on the clock and she massaged the front for the last 10 minutes. I give it a 7. I guess I'll try lucky q and masters next because I don't think they were around when I was AMP sampling before.

[Jbvo35]

Stopped by MM after reading some positive press. Was met by a very small, thin older Asian woman. She was just plain skinny. Asked for 30 minutes, got into the room, she entered and immediately began hugging and caressing my back on the table and telling me how handsome I was and what a good body I had. She said her name was Lucy and has only been there 7 days. She got up on top and walked my back and managed to get a crack and a pop here and there, so that was good. But the rest of the massage was more like getting basted in oil and she was trying to see how far she could spread it. So massage is not her thing. Then the flip, rubbed around a little and finally got to the goods, but was not receptive to any utc touch. HJ was marginal and I almost took over for her just so I could get out of there. I tipped her. 5 out of sheer pity and she acted like I just bought her a new car. Got the job done, but I'll keep looking.

[MrAladinSir]

Hey friends,

I'm visiting from the Tampa area for the weekend and looking to check out the local talent. I was thinking of going to Lucky Q since that seems like the go to spot but MrAladin's review of Massage Masters is making me rethink that I should try to find Jennifer. I'm looking for at least a CBJ but hopefully more. Anyone able to recommend one of them? Looking for something in the $.5 range. Hoping for a provider on the thinner side if possible.

Either is a win IMO. I've consistently gotten thinner women at Lucky but my girl at MM was average build.

[DanZ42]

Hey friends,

I'm visiting from the Tampa area for the weekend and looking to check out the local talent. I was thinking of going to Lucky Q since that seems like the go to spot but MrAladin's review of Massage Masters is making me rethink that I should try to find Jennifer. I'm looking for at least a CBJ but hopefully more. Anyone able to recommend one of them? Looking for something in the $.5 range. Hoping for a provider on the thinner side if possible.

[MrAladinSir]

Did you even get an actual massage? I've never started face up at an AMP.

At Lucky Q I never get a massage and start face up every time.

[MotionLotion]

Please PM me. I am interested in one girl and would like for someone to read the review for me.

[TopDog12]

Stopped by Lucky Q last week and as usual, I left satisfied. Asked for 30 minutes and was brought to my room by an attractive woman of middle age (30's? 40's? She was slim, good English, a pretty face, B cups that were a perfect handful with perfectly suckable nips.

Straight to business, I layed face up, requested a light massage and provided incentive to remove her dress and bra. She worked for it, told me how much she wanted it and I eventually let her have it once she pushed a finger in.

Total damages $. 40 and no complaints.

Did you even get an actual massage? I've never started face up at an AMP.

[MrAladinSir]

I found myself on 13th recently and decided to branch out from my go-to at Lucky Q.

Ming Tree. This was my first visit to Ming Tree and likely my last. The location has great discrete parking in the rear, though it does force you to walk up to the broadly open front entrance. I was greeted by an older thick woman (Heidi?) who seemed to be the only one there. 35 for the half, and she brought me back to the room, instructed me to disrobe and left me to do so. On her return, she happened to catch me in a state of undress before I had managed to get on the table and almost walked right back out of the room. I assured her it was ok and layed down. The good. This was one of the best deep tissue massage's I've had in a long time. That was the only good thing. When she entered the room, she opened an exterior door, allowing the hot noon air to enter the room, along with anyone else who may have chosen to do so. When I protested that it was warm, she informed me that it was either an open door or I wear a mask. As my arms hung down from my sides, they grazed her legs several times, each time resulting in her dancing off to the side. When the heat got unbearable, I asked about the presence of a shower in the spa. She informed me that "this wasn't that kind of place."

Massage Masters. This was also my first visit to Massage Masters and I'll absolutely be back. With discrete parking upfront, Jennifer (I think) met me at the door, informed me it was 50 for the half hour, and asked if I wanted the shower before or after. She was thin, 30's?, very attractive in short shorts and a t shirt. After 10 minutes of an oily excuse for a massage she had me flip, giggled at Jr and began paying him detailed attention with no negotiation. Soon she was as naked as I was and we had an amazing time. After a mutually explosive ending she took me back to the (filthy) shower and cleaned the gallon of oil off of me. At no time was tip mentioned or discussed, she simply trusted me to tip her. It was one of the best experiences I've ever had in an AMP. 10/10. Highly recommend.

[MrAladinSir]

Any FS possibilities there?

I expect it would have been expensive but definitely on the table.

[JackPacino]

She worked for it, told me how much she wanted it and I eventually let her have it once she pushed a finger in.

Total damages $. 40 and no complaints.

Any FS possibilities there?