Massage Parlor Reports

**Tret42** · 06-21-18 16:48

Anyone have a recommendation for a name of a masseuse at 23rd who does an out of this world BBBJ (preferably Cim)?

**MotionLotion** · 06-09-18 01:11

Originally Posted by Batzinga [View Original Post]

I went in told that it was a $ for extra but that smell had me a bit hesitant, it was a strong garlic mixed with sweat kind of smell very strong almost to the point to where you can taste it.

Among other things the Chinese put lots of RAW garlic in most of their food and so it comes out their pores when they sweat, and it reeks to high heaven. You don't get that at Chinese restaurants because that isn't real Chinese food. It would be like saying Taco Bell food is real Mexican. BTW, you're too polite. I would have asked her to swish with mouthwash or grab a breath mint and slosh on some perfume.

**Batzinga** · 06-06-18 07:18

Prior to the blackout I was intrested in going down to 23rd ave after seeing all the great reviews, was given a great recommendation and told who to ask for, I should have listened to him LOL. During the blackout I went down and was met with an average 40 ish thin lady wearing legging can't recall her name. I asked for the person I was recommended but she said she was busy, told her I'd come back but she said shed take good care of me and winked, junior took over then and I agreed. Paid the house fee of 60 and off we went, I got in my birthday suit, she stepped out and came back in wearing a small dress, she looked ok but immediatly a strong smell took over the room. We started the massage and I started to touch her inner thigh and she ask me to flip. Minime was fully awake and wanted more, she stuck out her toungue and told me $, I tried to negotiate but she said no. I went in told that it was a $ for extra but that smell had me a bit hesitant, it was a strong garlic mixed with sweat kind of smell very strong almost to the point to where you can taste it. I ended up just getting a TS and she gave me a hug on my way out. I should have listened to my recommendation. She was ok I would have paid the $ otherwise. Will try it again but this time see who I was told.

**MotionLotion** · 06-01-18 08:20

Originally Posted by PlantMan02 [View Original Post]

This post wasn't about me. It was about the provider. I don't recall asking for a diagnosis.

It is not a diagnosis.
It's a helpful recommendation. Obviously you don't know the difference.

**PlantMan02** · 05-31-18 22:08

Originally Posted by MotionLotion [View Original Post]

You should have told her to massage your prostate. You would have popped in no time. But if your problem was that Mr Willy was still asleep then you'll have to get a prescription for that.

This post wasn't about me. It was about the provider. I don't recall asking for a diagnosis.

**MotionLotion** · 05-31-18 09:31

Originally Posted by PlantMan02 [View Original Post]

Try as she might, we couldn't get the job done. I'm older so I expect this to happen once in awhile. It certainly wasn't from her lack of effort. .

You should have told her to massage your prostate. You would have popped in no time. But if your problem was that Mr Willy was still asleep then you'll have to get a prescription for that.

**PlantMan02** · 05-25-18 14:42

Stopped by to see Lisa at 23rd street but Wendy said she wasn't there. I wish the forum had been up for the past month so someone could have reviewed her before I took the plunge. She seemed giggly and friendly. Mid-30's, nice legs, attractive. Opted for a TS since I had just come off the golf course. Thorough but no teasing. Massage was mediocre and was too much pressure for my liking. Not the worst massage I ever had but far from the best. On the flip she immediately asked how much I wanted to give her. This is a big no-no for me. Lis has never once asked how much I would tip her. I refused to tell her and told her she would have to just trust me. The top came up and she got busy. Try as she might, we couldn't get the job done. I'm older so I expect this to happen once in awhile. It certainly wasn't from her lack of effort. She went back to the massage and wanted to try again but at that point it was too late for me. Her massage and TS only lasted 45 minutes so I don't care to not get the time I paid for. I don't know how to describe it other than average but I certainly don't think I'll have another massage from her. I realize that someone else's experience could be completely different then mine. I certainly hope so.

**MikeReiskan** · 05-23-18 00:58

Originally Posted by MotionLotion [View Original Post]

I only went there once and there were 2 other women besides Joyce. I chose Joyce because she was the cutest of the bunch, but I opted out of the nude option because it was unreasonable. She let me kiss her face as much as I wanted. If I ever go back I'm going for some tongue.

Went to Tokyo tonight for the first time. Worst experience ever. Paid for TS and 30 min. Ended up with about a 5 minute massage, no TS, did have a rushed HE. Was out of there in about 20 minutes. I was happy to get out of there, so didn't bother arguing to get rest of massage or TS. She then asked for more money. Until I pointed out I paid for more than 20 minutes. Should have gone to my usual 23rd.

**MotionLotion** · 05-21-18 15:45

Originally Posted by THamilton352 [View Original Post]

So happy to have our forum back so I can report on my adventures. I finally made it to Tokyo a couple of weeks ago after being turned away 3 times due to having only one provider. Does anyone besides Joyce work there?

I only went there once and there were 2 other women besides Joyce. I chose Joyce because she was the cutest of the bunch, but I opted out of the nude option because it was unreasonable. She let me kiss her face as much as I wanted. If I ever go back I'm going for some tongue.

**THamilton352** · 05-21-18 13:08

So happy to have our forum back so I can report on my adventures. I finally made it to Tokyo a couple of weeks ago after being turned away 3 times due to having only one provider. Does anyone besides Joyce work there?

I went to Tokyo and saw Joyce and she provided a great service however her cost for services provides didn't match up with previous reviews and reports I was given. I paid for an hour. 60 and got a decent massage. I asked for her to be naked so I could FIV and suck on titties. She said $100 which was steep but I had high hopes for more to come. She let me undress her and she has nice tits with great tasting nipples. Flat ass and a very hairy Bush. She let me rub outside her pussy but no insertion. It felt like a brillo pad. I enjoyed sucking on her nips for awhile and she let me bite her tits and ass gently. She got me to attention and I asked for oral and she said she doesn't do that. Disappointing. She gave a very gentke cock massge and finished strong with a great release. Would repeat but not paying extra to see her naked.

23rd Lisa delivered again wih excellent prostate finger fuck, suck on nips and handshake for $40 extra. Cheaper and bettwr massage.

13th street stictly DIY. No thanks.

Let us know about your adventures recentky and add any intel that will help us get happy.

T.

**FLMeds420** · 04-06-18 13:45

Originally Posted by Live469 [View Original Post]

Dreamt that I popped in a couple days ago around 11:30 am, hoping for Lisa, she was occupied, got Angela, who I'd recently had and described in a previous post. This time she was wearing stretch pants, I thought OK, I know what and what not to expect. Massage started out great, about 40 minutes in I hear someone arrive asking for Angela and saying he had called ahead for a noon appointment. They showed him into another room, and from that point on everything was rushed, including the HE. Couldn't wait to get me out the door. In the dream, . 6 house fee for 1 h, I got 50 min. .4 for last tip Angela will ever see from me, will try not to dream about her again.

About a month back I paid a visit based on a favorable report. Poster said he got a nice CBJ from the woman who gave him his massage. Also mentioned her name so when I went in I asked for her. Unfortunately I don't remember her name. She was about 40 yrs old, ok looking but no beauty, had a bit of a butt and a gut, and was wearing a dark skirt.

After a decent massage, she turns me over and starts rubbing around my joystick. No contact but real close. As I start to get semi hard she looks and goes " you big ". OK. Thanks. At that point, she starts to stroke JR. I stop her and tell her I want her to suck on it. "No no no" I don't do that.

I tell her that a friend of mine came in last week and she treated him real nice. I told her my friend said I should ask for her which I did. " Who you friend? " she asks. Without a blink I reply " Dick". She immediately starts up on how men need to keep their mouths shut. I laugh and tell her not to worry. I won't tell anyone. Well except you guys at usasexguide.

I get up off the table and grab a condom and $100. I put it next to her and say cmon lets do this. She strokes me again for a few minutes. Once hard she says ok but don't you tell anyone. I won't tell anyone. LOL.

**Live469** · 04-06-18 07:43

Originally Posted by PlantMan02 [View Original Post]

I stopped in at 23rd St for a one hour massage and TS. Angel and Lisa were working and I'm sure there was at least one more person there at 12:30 pm Was pleasantly surprised to learn they had dropped the $20 for a TS to just $10. That's a bargain because it was worth it, even at a higher price. I asked for Lisa (30's (short, 110, funny, friendly and flirty) who I think gives the best massage in Gainesville. I would see her regularly just for the back massage alone. Been having back pain and a big knot in my lower back. She absolutely loves a challenge and quickly went to work with forearms and elbows. I like medium pressure but at times it was close to my threshold. Anyway, after the work on my back, the light teasing pressure soon started. I like that Lisa doesn't just give you a quick tease but makes sure that her light touch is as pleasing as the medium massage. Had a great flip, hands, legs, head and neck. As usual, she was on point and I left happy. Total cost. 6 for the house, . 1 for the table shower and I left Lisa. 5 for the massage, great TS and extra work on my back. She is my "go to" in Gainesville.

Dreamt that I popped in a couple days ago around 11:30 am, hoping for Lisa, she was occupied, got Angela, who I'd recently had and described in a previous post. This time she was wearing stretch pants, I thought OK, I know what and what not to expect. Massage started out great, about 40 minutes in I hear someone arrive asking for Angela and saying he had called ahead for a noon appointment. They showed him into another room, and from that point on everything was rushed, including the HE. Couldn't wait to get me out the door. In the dream, . 6 house fee for 1 h, I got 50 min. .4 for last tip Angela will ever see from me, will try not to dream about her again.

**Lars36** · 04-05-18 11:17

Originally Posted by Freatlst [View Original Post]

Your statement somewhat true but, the chicks house was very upscale with in ground heated pool I'd say worth in the area of about 300,000. And that is nice in my book.

Guess all those speeding ticket fines paid off! LMAO.

**Freatlst** · 04-04-18 22:26

Originally Posted by GatormMike710 [View Original Post]

"very nice home".

They are in Waldo. There are no very nice homes in Waldo.

Your statement somewhat true but, the chicks house was very upscale with in ground heated pool I'd say worth in the area of about 300,000. And that is nice in my book.

**PlantMan02** · 04-03-18 06:42

I stopped in at 23rd St for a one hour massage and TS. Angel and Lisa were working and I'm sure there was at least one more person there at 12:30 pm Was pleasantly surprised to learn they had dropped the $20 for a TS to just $10. That's a bargain because it was worth it, even at a higher price. I asked for Lisa (30's (short, 110, funny, friendly and flirty) who I think gives the best massage in Gainesville. I would see her regularly just for the back massage alone. Been having back pain and a big knot in my lower back. She absolutely loves a challenge and quickly went to work with forearms and elbows. I like medium pressure but at times it was close to my threshold. Anyway, after the work on my back, the light teasing pressure soon started. I like that Lisa doesn't just give you a quick tease but makes sure that her light touch is as pleasing as the medium massage. Had a great flip, hands, legs, head and neck. As usual, she was on point and I left happy. Total cost. 6 for the house, . 1 for the table shower and I left Lisa. 5 for the massage, great TS and extra work on my back. She is my "go to" in Gainesville.