Strip Club Reports

[Syck Pyrate13]

I can't say Fantasy's is any great loss. I had only been there once and was lucky to run into a blonde fitness trainer. There were no extras and damn little mileage, but she was a sweet girl. However, it was just too far out of my way and offered too little for any regular trips.

How is Allure open? Is this place laundering money for somebody? I have only had one decent night there since it rebranded and reopened.

Vixens dancers are all cell phone junkies and GPS snobs. They have the best-looking cast of dancers overall, but not the hottest individual dancers.

Lookers has the hottest dancers. They also have the ugliest. It's insane. Overall, their group is not as attractive as Vixens, but the diamonds are unbeatable. I met one yesterday. She said her name was Dana and she was 12/10. I'm not the kind of PL to fall in love with a dancer, but she was perfect- and just a little loony. Annie is another one of their unbeatable smokeshows. Selena is top-tier, but the mileage is showing. I also saw another amazing girl I had never seen before, but I did not have time to hang around and meet her. This new girl had raven black hair and perfect porn star body. I will have to make an effort try and find her again. We smiled at each other on the way out, and my experience is that when a girl is that hot, but sitting alone and not mingling, then they are new and inexperienced (and most likely don't speak English).

[PorkSword]

I wonder where the lip urinals ended up.

I heard the place was completely destroyed! FEMA estimates the damage to be in excess of $125.00!

[Gotj17]

Fantasies was destroyed.

I wonder where the lip urinals ended up.

[Bowler2016]

Fantasies was destroyed.

What about the other ones? Lookers and others.

[Srq1013]

Are all the strip clubs closed from Hurricane?

Fantasies was destroyed.

[Bowler2016]

Are all the strip clubs closed from Hurricane?

[Gotj17]

And now that the club is being managed by the same group that run vixens and lookers, your ID will be required to be scanned in and photographed.

Are you saying that they want to scan your DL before entering those three clubs? WTF?

My last four visits to different clubs sucked but at least nobody tried to scan my ID.

And at Fantasy's? I would walk away without a second thought.

[Paul Hamnet]

While I'm fortunate to be dating a former bartender at a stripclub, lots of my hardworking brothers depend on the club to cater to their needs for companionship and fun. From what my lads I work with at the restaurant tell me, all 4 stripclubs here have become unsustainable for the following reasons:

Allure: while there were always Latinas working the clubs, many were friendly and can carry a conversation. When this club was formerly Babes, dancers like Ann, Kat, & Tiffany were awesome. Their stage name was their real first name which put me at ease because not only did they never rip me off, when I ran into them outside of the club, they were friendly approachable, down to earth fun ladies. The decade since they departed coincided with the decline of ladies who struggle with carrying on a conversation or even having a good attitude. No friendly vibes here anymore.

Fantasy's at the beach: it's now a huge majority Cuban club with dancers who are so ruthless, they will steal the tip intended for the bartender as witnessed by my friend firsthand. And now that the club is being managed by the same group that run vixens and lookers, your I'd will be required to be scanned in and photographed. Is this worth the hassle? The consensus amongst my brethren say no.

Lookers and vixens: lookers has also become almost exclusively Latina. Vixens has dancers like Aurora who will grab your crotch by the bar. But here self described sensual dances come with a price. $40 a pop for her. Guys were waiting on her and vixens is the most packed of the clubs so be prepared to wait for your favorite dancer so come early on dayshift.

Just passing along info to hopefully help you save your time and money.

Stay safe.

[Spin11]

Hey guys,

Few weeks ago I stopped by allure and I can confirm they are offering extras in the private dance as well as some of the girls giving digits for meet-ups after work. Mostly the Hispanic women offering these services.

[JamieStarr22]

I agree with FUnderHill and have this to add.

I have been at Vixens a few times relaxing when more than one stripper approached me for a freebie. Can you buy me a shot? Can you give me some money for my tip-out? Etc.

Simple rule strippers is this, if I don't invite you to sit with me, then don't sit with me.

If you insist on sitting with me univited then please keep your mouth closed.

If you insist on sitting with me univited then don't be so rude as to ask me for money for anything. Remember, I did not invite you to sit with me. I will give money to the girls I find hot and invite to sit with me, but if you weren't invited then there was a reason you were not invited. (most likely too fat or lack of tits).

It is called manners and too many strippers seem to lack them.

[FUnderHill]

I will call him Grizzly Adams. Went to the restroom (2 minutes tops) and return to find my table cleared off. I got replacement drinks for free, but I have noticed that after 7:00 pm They try to hustle you out the door. Listen, if I paid for my drinks and I want to camp out to 10:00, then I am going to do that.

However, the hassle has become too much at this point and I will save my money or spend it elsewhere going forward. When one goes out to relax, one wants to relax not worry that the table will get cleared if one gets up to go take a piss.

Bottom line, stay away from Vixens as they apparently only want to "reserve" tables past 7:00.

[FUnderHill]

I have figured out that the White Knight D. J. Is there on Sundays and Mondays. If you want to go drink and see great tits you'd have a better chance at a regular bar. He babies the strippers and the stage is usually empty on those days.

Tuesday-Saturday are the better days to go as that D. J. Makes sure the girls are doing their job and taking their slot on stage. He doesn't play White Knight and you will get some action on stage.

Save your money on Sunday and Monday.

I learned the hard way, but won't get fooled again.

[FUnderHill]

I like Vixens, but was very disappointed last night. There is a fat D. J. There with a long beard who must think he is a white knight for the girls or something. The crowd was small and the stage sat empty for almost 2 hours straight.

Those girls are there to dance and thankfully the D. J. That came in for the 7:00 shift got the girls up there dancing and stripping even though the crowd remained light.

I hate when the strippers are so lazy and entitled that they won't dance when their name is called and the white knight d. J. Who is there sometimes during the day is not helping matters.

I am rethinking whether or not Vixens continues to get my business going forward.

Nothing worse than entitled stripper, got to tell you.

[Oswalt]

Dropping somo]eone off at RSW in a couple of days, thinking about hitting a club after. Never been to Fort Myers clubs before. I know from reading things have gone downhill but any suggestions would be appreciated.

[Syck Pyrate13]

Moved a few hours north of here a couple years ago. Pasco clubs can be a lot more fun, full bar, full nude, full menu. But I used to have some pretty good fun in Ft Myers. Found myself in the area with some time to kill, thought I'd visit the girls. Lookers new bar sucks, still filled up with Cuban girls. I did not approve. Went to Babes, I mean Allure. Ghost town. Snooty barmaid ignoring me, so I left. Went to Scarlets, I mean Vixens. Not one parking spot, and I wasn't going to park across the road. What makes this place so popular or is there just that many snowbirds still here?.

It seems that I always hit all three clubs when I go out SCing, as well. Allure, by far, is the most inconsistent club in the area. The first time after I went there it was a train wreck. They had an actual troll, four feet high by three feet wide working. The second time there were two girls, one utter smoke show and a fugly. The third time, they had 4 out of five girls were 7 or better. None spoke much English, but I speak enough Spanish. The last couple of times have been bad and worse.

Vixens has too much GPS. The girls have gotten a little hungrier since the snowbirds tightened up their budgets, but not by much. Every time I go now, the bar is full and the LD room is empty. If you want to call it an LD room. There's so much traffic and monitoring that you can barely get a titty in your mouth before someone stops you. I will admit that the last time I went they had the most uniformly attractive dancers, but a lot more Cubans than what I remembered.

And if you like Cubans, or even if you don't, there's Lookers. This place is still ruined by that terrible skank Ysabel. She gets fatter, uglier, and ruder every time I see her. To call her obnoxious just doesn't say it all. When she's not there, I can have a pretty good time; but when she is there, all of the other ladies seem afraid to cross her. Aside from that, Lookers has the most attractive women dancing in Fort Myers. Not all of the women are attractive, they have their share of cows, but they have 3-4 complete smoke shows that I can think of offhand. Unfortunately, those girls seem to be mostly locked down with whales and regulars. Again, I speak some Spanish, so I can get a little more mileage without google translate than otherwise.

In all of the clubs I see almost no one spending. Most guys now sit at the bar instead of tables. There is not a lot of stage tipping. The lap dance rooms are almost always empty.

There was a Friday night not too long ago that I was driving through Fort Myers after midnight and decided to hit the strip clubs. Every parking lot was packed. Every. One. Allure was packed but it stuck out because unlike the other clubs there were multiple groups of young men milling about and hanging around in the parking lot. The last time I had been there on a Friday night I had a pretty good time, but it was not as late as that night. Allure is also the only club that pats you down but doesn't scan your card. And yeah, the bartender sucks.

I did the good fortune of going up to the Tampa area recently, and made a point of going to Pasco while I was there. Holy shit. This was day shift and it was 180 from Fort Myers. Lots of hot girls. The wildest grinding right at the bar. True privacy in the lap dance rooms. I really want to cultivate more business in that area so I have a reason to visit more often.