Strip Club Reports

[PhilHerUp]

I love fat tatted up ugly chicks if they're complete fucking nasty ****** who love what they do and don't charge an arm and a leg. TBH for me service trumps looks every time hands down. And the service around here is mid AF too.

Unless you like fat, tatted up, ugly chicks.

[Syck Pyrate13]

I've been telling you this for years. Our strip clubs are the worst in the country.

I know, but I'm not driving four hours or more round trip just for strip clubs, so all I can do is sit here and *****.

[DingleBerry13]

I've been telling you this for years. Our strip clubs are the worst in the country.

Unless you like fat, tatted up, ugly chicks.

[Thor1313]

Went to Lookers. Mostly repulsive. I mean, just the ugliest fatties. It hurt to look at most of them. Goddess is all right, very pretty face, decent body, great tits. Saw one attractive white brunette. Tall, thin, ahort hair. Reeked of GPS, though.

Allure was even worse. Hungry, hungry, hippos in there. Why do I even bother?

I've been telling you this for years. Our strip clubs are the worst in the country.

[Syck Pyrate13]

Went to Lookers. Mostly repulsive. I mean, just the ugliest fatties. It hurt to look at most of them. Goddess is all right, very pretty face, decent body, great tits. Saw one attractive white brunette. Tall, thin, ahort hair. Reeked of GPS, though.

Allure was even worse. Hungry, hungry, hippos in there. Why do I even bother?

[JoeyDonuts]

Beautiful Cuban, thought she said only been in USA for 4 months. Miami style dances, hands, both of us free roaming. I don't like making a mess of myself, but if you wear the right shorts, she'll make some magic happen with her hands. Very hot and sensual time. I firmly believe take out would be an option for the right price. Hate that they went the 25 dollar dance route (5 goes to the house). Top dances in Fort Misery for sure. Exception was when Babes had a VIP room for a short time. I would pop a blue pill and have a magical 30 min session. Good times.

[JoeyDonuts]

Only white girl with tats working last Monday. Real flakey, long hair brunette 20 something. Tipped on stage and the vibe I got was that she was real fun, but regular had her cuffed while I was there. Nothing but unattractive Cubans there other than that. Day shift. I miss the days where you could count on at least 1 or 2 model 10's working, tanned / toned. Sometimes they can be freaky too. Since covid, nothing like that at any of the 3 clubs. Never made it to Flea tent on the beach.

[SwFlreLax]

The Champagne room at Vixens is OK. It's not super private and extras are very much dependent on the individual dancer. I have connected with 1 dancer from Vixens and 1 from Lookers but neither was a $ arrangement, just got their info and linked. Price includes the full time but of course they'll expect a tip at the end. All in all though VIP is usually a waste of money unless it's a step toward meeting elsewhere. Just my 2 cents.

Noticed they have a Private Champaign room listed on their webpage. Alure and Lookers do not have this option. Was curious if anyone has any experience in Vixins and specifically this room. What's the cost, as its not specifically stated, and is that all inclusive or is more tipping to be expected once inside the room? I was not impressed with the other 2 clubs as I could easily see spending as much as in a massage spa with much less satisfaction.

Thank you for all your "hard" work gathering the info we all need.

[RavenousRick]

Noticed they have a Private Champaign room listed on their webpage. Alure and Lookers do not have this option. Was curious if anyone has any experience in Vixins and specifically this room. What's the cost, as its not specifically stated, and is that all inclusive or is more tipping to be expected once inside the room? I was not impressed with the other 2 clubs as I could easily see spending as much as in a massage spa with much less satisfaction.

Thank you for all your "hard" work gathering the info we all need.

[RavenousRick]

How much are dances, what should I expect for couple beers and a dance.

I believe it was 25 per song. I didn't ask about VIP or extras. Don't know if there is a multiple song discount. Beers were not expensive but I honestly didn't pay attention to what they cost. I was there maybe an hour, had roughly 10 different Cubans come try to grind on me and get me to buy dances. I don't like the overly aggressive girls so I politely declined and just drank my beer.

[MattFl]

I stopped in lookers last week around 1 pm. Good crowd and lots of ladies working. I did not have an issue with dress code. I was wearing board shorts and a tee shirt with sandels on. Mostly aggressive Cubans though. There was this one skinny white girl, Alice I believe, who had a completely different vibe. Her pole skills were good and the private dance not bad. I did not ask for extras and she did not indicate that she was willing with roaming hands or any of that. Was a good time as all I was looking for was to drink some beers and chat at a half naked girl. Will return.

I hit Alure before that around noon when they opened. No one inside, one girl working. Had a beer and left. Didn't feel the vibe.

Anyone been to vixens lately? I was considering grabbing a beer there next week. Is there a particular girl I could ask for that might give me a dance to remember?

How much are dances, what should I expect for couple beers and a dance.

[RavenousRick]

I stopped in lookers last week around 1 pm. Good crowd and lots of ladies working. I did not have an issue with dress code. I was wearing board shorts and a tee shirt with sandels on. Mostly aggressive Cubans though. There was this one skinny white girl, Alice I believe, who had a completely different vibe. Her pole skills were good and the private dance not bad. I did not ask for extras and she did not indicate that she was willing with roaming hands or any of that. Was a good time as all I was looking for was to drink some beers and chat at a half naked girl. Will return.

I hit Alure before that around noon when they opened. No one inside, one girl working. Had a beer and left. Didn't feel the vibe.

Anyone been to vixens lately? I was considering grabbing a beer there next week. Is there a particular girl I could ask for that might give me a dance to remember?

[Bkbh1]

Well tonight was a rare first for me in the stripclub game. I've been to well over 700 clubs throughout North America and Europe.

So its pretty tough to surprise a guy that has been to a stripclub in a 1940's house complete with a front porch, in a hidden basement under a clothing retailer, in a tin shack at the end of a dirt road, and in a former industrial warehouse in Munich. But the idiots at Lookers in Ft. Myers came thru.

I was not permitted to enter because I had golf shorts on. In 95 degree daylight (6 pm) heat in Florida. Some old worn out hooker at the front explained only "designer shorts" were permitted. Whatever the hell those are? I'm not even sure how she could even see what I was wearing with her eyes mostly closed from botox addiction.

Now understand I've been to Lookers before during dayshift. Alcoholic old men and reflective clothing clad workers join to paw at the Cuban girls in hopes to get a handshake or some lip service in a cramped dance booth area. This elevated booth just left of the front door frequently has girls shake weighting their way to fortune or on their knees praying for cash. In other words Lookers is a trashy club.

But not tonight. They did not want my money.

[Tenor239]

I'm here and a few kinda good looking girls. High pressure sales and girls asking for tips when you say no to them, just like the Miami clubs.

Maybe a bad day! Most of my experiences were not " high pressure. " Tip requests depend on the girl, but "no" is an easy answer. Suggest you try again.

[Msuhoops]

As far as I know, there is no VIP room at Allure. Many (but not all) of the girls have quick and friendly hands!

I'm here and a few kinda good looking girls. High pressure sales and girls asking for tips when you say no to them, just like the Miami clubs.