Massage Parlor Reports

[MasajoViro]

Just for fun I went in this morning to check out the vibe at pine haven which has 2 AMPs at the same location. Downstairs at shining star the older Asian gal was dressed in medical scrubs. Upstairs at harmony while the so so looking Asian gal was dressed more casually, she never tried to get me to stay or feel welcome. If time permits it's good to come in & ask for a card, table shower availability, specials. Nothing to report here.

My electrician told me his parts supplier was happy he went there. Perhaps things get more relaxed with additional visits?

[MasajoViro]

...just a great massage, and maybe some trust for next time when I promised an hour, 1 more bucket list item done for me.

Good for you. Seriously! Glad you enjoyed it.

Sometimes you just need a massage and no extras. Try some of the local LMTs for a massage you can return to time after time. They don't rotate out like the AMPs go through the bodyrub girls.

[Fox Mulder 25]

I'm older, 50, always been the kind of guy who never cheated when I was dated, belive in only getting married if the attraction was equally strong both ways, it wasn't, and always pursued damaged women. Since moving down here I've changed a lot, experienced a lot, in 2 1/2 years.

I've never had a massage, from a therapist, parlor, or even gf, so today, I woke up with screaming back pain, went cruising cleveland for hookers, several at chevron, then decided on my first visit to an AMP, not where normal people go for a real massage, but I love tiny women, being from a city that was 35 per cent asian up in MA. I also chose Jade spa, de; l prado, even after reading not so great reviews, remember, wasn't looking for sex on first vist, and what the hell, I drink mor than 40.00 in beer every week, not going to miss it with a womans hands on me for a half hr.

Walked in the door, cute, young early to mid twenties, tiny 4'11" maybe asian woman, says, cmon down here I help you. I've never been to a place before, so asked what I do, she said lay on table I be right back, stripped down, threw towel across my back, she walked in, took towel off, repostioned it. Told her back was sore, she said you like soft or medium, I chose medium.

Most of her time was spent kneading my neck, glutes, lower back, strong little hands. She got on top of me, really worked it, massaged my hands, hers were so cute and tiny, and ended with shoulders. After all was done, she seemed surprised I made no moves, besides light brushing of her thighs, and happy she didn't have to earn a tip today.

She said she would go get me a water, while I dressed, came in like 5 times in 3 minutes, almost like trying to surprise me naked, she hadn't seen my front until this point, when she finally did, I was even impressed with my penis that didn't look child sized for once, must have been the excitement of the moment. Asked her name, she said Daisy, she works here and naples, she walked me out to front room, hand on small of my back whole time, my full stiffie all the way out to car.

Sorry I have no actual sex to report, just a great massage, and maybe some trust for next time when I promised an hour, 1 more bucket list item done for me.

[Eclipse232]

Yesterday was a nasty rainy day so I dreamed of a dark haired pretty Asian gal that goes by Susan. They have a $39 hh special lately & I was pleased with her beauty & smiling happy vibe. I tipped $45 for a great massage & while some may not like limited menu options, I feel not having to play the hi / low haggle game was worth it. She did every request I asked for (hot towel), great back massage with lotion. I'd rather pay my hard earned money to someone who earns my business with respect than some of these greedy cartel leaches who are so difficult to deal with. Dreamed I left happy.

Stay safe people.

Susan does provide a good experience. I have found the menu expands with her comfort level. I just wish she would get a little more adventurous with the razor. I'm not a fan of the 70's style. The real gem at that location was Lisa. I really miss that girl. I heard a rumor she might be back for season. Fingers crossed.

[Paul Hamnet]

Had a dream that my eatery required items from the new restaurant depot in San Carlos park so while on my lunch break I went into elite massage off of 41 by sandy parrot. I inquired about rates to get a feel for the place when I was greeted by a pretty young Asian who said her name was Lisa. She gave me a card with her name & a $10 off a hh or hr visit. So I returned today to sample Lisa but found that Lisa is an older Asian who only gave a handy j for fifty bucks. The young Asian with glasses who said her name was Lisa said she is only the receptionist. Lame bait and switch. At least the damage was minimized at $40 for the hh. Not to mention the stares I got from the gang vaping from the nearby tatto parlor. Will not repeat!

[Member #4063]

Hi guys. Did anyone tried new place on 5048-5050 on 41 ?

Its look like a new place never been also hear about it and there is another place look like new on 111th ave just behind the wells fargo name massage therapy of naples.

Thanks.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...-home/21359682

I went earlier this week, same ownership as Creech. Had a great surprise in the provider was one of my Favs from Creech, Ada. Great time will return.

[Paul Hamnet]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Therap...-call/19107478

My Accountant asked me if I knew what he might be doing wrong. He states, Been here 2 times now. On recommendation. And damn, all I get is I don't want to get in trouble, try roaming gets cut off, try hints, show Uncle Ben. Nothing.

Just for fun I went in this morning to check out the vibe at pine haven which has 2 AMPs at the same location. Downstairs at shining star the older Asian gal was dressed in medical scrubs. Upstairs at harmony while the so so looking Asian gal was dressed more casually, she never tried to get me to stay or feel welcome. If time permits it's good to come in & ask for a card, table shower availability, specials. Nothing to report here.

[GatorBait1]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Therap...-call/19107478

My Accountant asked me if I knew what he might be doing wrong. He states, Been here 2 times now. On recommendation. And damn, all I get is I don't want to get in trouble, try roaming gets cut off, try hints, show Uncle Ben. Nothing.

[Sarr792]

Hi guys. Did anyone tried new place on 5048-5050 on 41 ?

Its look like a new place never been also hear about it and there is another place look like new on 111th ave just behind the wells fargo name massage therapy of naples.

Thanks.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...-home/21359682

[Paul Hamnet]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...toria/21946289

Just because the photos are Victoria from babes doesn't mean it's really her. At the club she wanted $200 an hr at her place for just a handy job. A gal from Sarasota took photos from a deceased girl & used them for an Orlando ad. The ad is gone now & it stated outcall only. I was saved more than a few times by warnings from the good people throughout this board & this one had my spidey senses tingling.

Really stay safe & use the big head!

[Member #4063]

Yesterday was a nasty rainy day so I dreamed of a dark haired pretty Asian gal that goes by Susan. They have a $39 hh special lately & I was pleased with her beauty & smiling happy vibe. I tipped $45 for a great massage & while some may not like limited menu options, I feel not having to play the hi / low haggle game was worth it. She did every request I asked for (hot towel), great back massage with lotion. I'd rather pay my hard earned money to someone who earns my business with respect than some of these greedy cartel leaches who are so difficult to deal with. Dreamed I left happy.

Stay safe people.

I could not agree more. I usually go for an hour and have now settled on a number of providers who are sweet and deliver on an excellent massage as the main course. The cartel has the younger hotties, but their skills tend to be best at upsetting and rushed service. Celebrities and 4th Ave and, have been very good for me.

[Paul Hamnet]

Yesterday was a nasty rainy day so I dreamed of a dark haired pretty Asian gal that goes by Susan. They have a $39 hh special lately & I was pleased with her beauty & smiling happy vibe. I tipped $45 for a great massage & while some may not like limited menu options, I feel not having to play the hi / low haggle game was worth it. She did every request I asked for (hot towel), great back massage with lotion. I'd rather pay my hard earned money to someone who earns my business with respect than some of these greedy cartel leaches who are so difficult to deal with. Dreamed I left happy.

Stay safe people.

[Fmjacob]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...toria/21946289

[Member #4063]

I am taking a guess though that it has to do with 1) the term for a male at an early age 2) the name of an old SUV type truck made by International, or name of one who uses the motto "be prepared" followed by the word ROAD, although the address number or plaza name is not stated. Anyway, maybe BS is short for BSR. Or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Road??

I follow the forum regularly and haven't a clue as to where this is. It is getting old to try and code to "hide" the names of places as if LE can't find out or already knows. I fully understand the need to be discrete in describing a session, but to fail to let others know the location seems a bit of overkill to me.

[Freedom2B]

I am taking a guess though that it has to do with 1) the term for a male at an early age 2) the name of an old SUV type truck made by International, or name of one who uses the motto "be prepared" followed by the word ROAD, although the address number or plaza name is not stated. Anyway, maybe BS is short for BSR. Or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Road??

I may have written this prior post way to late at night, but if anyone thinks cryptic abbreviations cause uncle to not know, well, that seems to be ridiculous to me.

Massage therapy concern, who have to look legit, are registered, no different than a strip club, and the therapists or "therapists" have to have a certificate, just like strippers do.

All is registered, all is known by the Govt. Who causes the registration to occur and this data is available, and probably directly provided up front, to LE.

If BS means Boy Scout, then just say it. If other, than just say it, otherwise, the only persons who know what you are referring to are you and LEOs!

Newbies or out of towners sure won't, and if they PM you the will not get a response with them not being a trusted senior member anyway. With AMPs or MPS or MT individuals, as with BP, CL, or other advertisers, it is a crap shoot and / or a roulette game. At any time, their number could be next.

As elsewhere, use of the $$. 5 code to mean 250 does not make any legal sense either and is hated by many as many posters inadvertently use it incorrectly with confusion and this causes more confusion with readers. It is meaningless to use as it, by inference, according to attorneys, is tangible and material. Even if $ was only ONE dollar, it is tangible and material versus meaning 100. Sign or not in front of it. Even 100 roses is tangible and material. That is why everything posted here is actually fictional and memoirs of a dream or a tall tale told to you by your landscaper or home decorator or attorney or lawn service guy or pool guy, etc. Etc. Etc. It all cannot be real as it is potentially evidentiary. Everything is traceable to, no anonymity. So be careful in your posts and remember, ego can work against you so. For me, I observe, I read, I get entertained, I learn I sometimes tell stories of thoughts, dreams or those same things from other friends which I relay here.

Maybe I should not post so early in the AM after a bad nights sleep either.