Massage Parlor Reports

[RayLatoole]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

Going to their house was one of the weirdest and fun things that I've done in the hobby. I had to do it a few times just to confirm.

[Corn Hauler]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

[Navajo101]

Has anyone run into Marie and Bob from the Cape. I thought I saw an inquiry here over the last month but couldn't find it. The reason I ask, there is a recent review on EM. That site is hit or Miss, but couldn't read the review since I'm not a member.

I tried calling her number a wile ago and a guy answered not knowing who Marie was.

That was an interesting couple, but fun nonetheless.

[MrG69]

I 100% concur. I recently experienced this with Nikki who posts on Tryst. A respected Sr posted a rather raving review and even went so far as to state she had a great body for her age. I checked out the pics and based on the review went to see her. The pics are 10 years and 40-50 lbs ago. She was a rough NFM chick with homemade tats and a beer belly that would put most OTR truckers to shame. I excused myself to the car and flew out of her driveway while simultaneously blocking her number. I get we all have our likes and dislikes, I just wish that guys would be honest. If you like them sloppy or appearance means little to you, don't say that they are a little thick or they have a great body for their age. Honest reviews are what these boards are supposed to be about. For example, I like them hot and curvy. Nice ass, thin waste, nice rack. That is my unicorn. That said, two of my go to girls don't meet those requirements. I reviewed them here and elsewhere and I was honest as to their appearance, and I also stated that their performance made up for the physical short comings. Anyone who went to see them based on my reviews knew exactly what they were in for, both good and bad. I am not trying to pat myself on the back, I am merely attempting to motivate others to be a little more forthright when posting. So tired of wasting my time. LOL.

So far the only one with a Great Body (for her age) that I've see was that Nita 57 chick. OMG what an incredible body that would put most 20 year olds to shame!

[PorkSword]

I 100% concur. I recently experienced this with Nikki who posts on Tryst. A respected Sr posted a rather raving review and even went so far as to state she had a great body for her age. I checked out the pics and based on the review went to see her. The pics are 10 years and 40-50 lbs ago. She was a rough NFM chick with homemade tats and a beer belly that would put most OTR truckers to shame. I excused myself to the car and flew out of her driveway while simultaneously blocking her number. I get we all have our likes and dislikes, I just wish that guys would be honest. If you like them sloppy or appearance means little to you, don't say that they are a little thick or they have a great body for their age. Honest reviews are what these boards are supposed to be about. For example, I like them hot and curvy. Nice ass, thin waste, nice rack. That is my unicorn. That said, two of my go to girls don't meet those requirements. I reviewed them here and elsewhere and I was honest as to their appearance, and I also stated that their performance made up for the physical short comings. Anyone who went to see them based on my reviews knew exactly what they were in for, both good and bad. I am not trying to pat myself on the back, I am merely attempting to motivate others to be a little more forthright when posting. So tired of wasting my time. LOL.

I totally agree with you Big! I think the biggest problem is we have all these White Knights running around trying to score brownie points with these awful skanks. Would have no idea why.

Surely these Salvation savers know the difference between hot chicks and bar skanks, it apparently clear they do not.

This site was devised to help all, not just the nasty little chicks that claim to be models.

[BiggDogg70]

I really do question as to what kind of woman some of you have been with in your lifetime? I read these reports thinking wow, he must be pretty hot. You make the drive and its like The Price is Right. Behind the door is your skinny old granny booby prize? WTF!!

All I can say is you poor bastards have obviously never ever experienced or dated a real hot chick with a smoking body.

The other part could be most of you are legally blind and lost all sensations in both hands.

I 100% concur. I recently experienced this with Nikki who posts on Tryst. A respected Sr posted a rather raving review and even went so far as to state she had a great body for her age. I checked out the pics and based on the review went to see her. The pics are 10 years and 40-50 lbs ago. She was a rough NFM chick with homemade tats and a beer belly that would put most OTR truckers to shame. I excused myself to the car and flew out of her driveway while simultaneously blocking her number. I get we all have our likes and dislikes, I just wish that guys would be honest. If you like them sloppy or appearance means little to you, don't say that they are a little thick or they have a great body for their age. Honest reviews are what these boards are supposed to be about. For example, I like them hot and curvy. Nice ass, thin waste, nice rack. That is my unicorn. That said, two of my go to girls don't meet those requirements. I reviewed them here and elsewhere and I was honest as to their appearance, and I also stated that their performance made up for the physical short comings. Anyone who went to see them based on my reviews knew exactly what they were in for, both good and bad. I am not trying to pat myself on the back, I am merely attempting to motivate others to be a little more forthright when posting. So tired of wasting my time. LOL.

[BarneySanders]

501X location.

Friend stopped by to check out location. Met by 40 ish cute Asian wearing sexy revealing outfit. Brought back to room and asked what he was looking for. Said everything. Was quoted $200. Tried to negotiate down to $150. Didn't come down and said go to a ATM and come back. He left for ATM and never came back.

Well played my friend. That place is known for upselling and underperforming. So I hear.

[Drakula]

I really do question as to what kind of woman some of you have been with in your lifetime? I read these reports thinking wow, he must be pretty hot. You make the drive and its like The Price is Right. Behind the door is your skinny old granny booby prize? WTF!!

All I can say is you poor bastards have obviously never ever experienced or dated a real hot chick with a smoking body.

The other part could be most of you are legally blind and lost all sensations in both hands.

Drak and his surg tech have been to at least 6 sites un the past month (fm and pc) and commonly an uninspired mamasan who we have known with no new talent to present. No friskiness. No teasing. Sad to say some are worried about their investments and unable to secure attractive ladies due to lack of volume. Very interesting indeed. One even said "I no want this, no respect, now dangerous. I have a weapon." My tech informed mama the weapon is in her lips. Delivering one moment and uninspired another. Tech having congestion due to these events. Fwiw. Any good news is appreciated. May have to wait til snowbirds return. My tech is depressed. Won't pass the instruments. My tech still tips a bit to be pleasant. Drak.

[HKahuna55]

So it seems coco from AAA has moved away from the area. Found that out the other day when I went in. The older lady is still there and an attendant that was there before is back as well. I didn't have the best times with her in the past so may be keeping my distance for a while or until new talent comes through. Not sure though. Celestial may be my go-to for now. Haven't really been out to other ones.

It's sad to confirm. But yes Coco has move to Tampa.

[PorkSword]

Thanks for this. She's going on the bucket list.

I really do question as to what kind of woman some of you have been with in your lifetime? I read these reports thinking wow, he must be pretty hot. You make the drive and its like The Price is Right. Behind the door is your skinny old granny booby prize? WTF!!

All I can say is you poor bastards have obviously never ever experienced or dated a real hot chick with a smoking body.

The other part could be most of you are legally blind and lost all sensations in both hands.

[SlimDog2]

Guys I'll be in town visiting and looking for some tips on the best locations and / or ladies. I prefer the slim / spinner type. Feel free to PM me if you prefer. I appreciate any info. Thanks.

SD.

[CandyMan513]

Hey fellas, I'm going to be visiting for a week from Ohio. What's some places I should visit?

[Anon44]

So it seems coco from AAA has moved away from the area. Found that out the other day when I went in. The older lady is still there and an attendant that was there before is back as well. I didn't have the best times with her in the past so may be keeping my distance for a while or until new talent comes through. Not sure though. Celestial may be my go-to for now. Haven't really been out to other ones.

[Dream44]

413X location.

Friend stopped here with $130 and received a nude massage with mutual touch from 20 ish slim pretty.

Included 1/2 house fee.

Was told more available with more money.

Worth a second visit.

[Dream44]

501X location.

Friend stopped by to check out location. Met by 40 ish cute Asian wearing sexy revealing outfit. Brought back to room and asked what he was looking for. Said everything. Was quoted $200. Tried to negotiate down to $150. Didn't come down and said go to a ATM and come back. He left for ATM and never came back.