Massage Parlor Reports

[Allenflusa]

Always had good luck at this, my goto AMP. However, has been a few months since I was there, so new personnel have arrived. Previous favorite had some phenomenal muscle control, and would literally "milk" you dry, but alas, no longer there. Had massage this time from a tall, think Korean, apx 40. Below ave massage, with no appetizers at all, and even draped, which was a first. Already resigning myself to the fact that this was going to be a bust. However, on the flip, teasing began in earnest. Arranged for "everything" for 1. 0, with absolutely no upselling. CBJ was all of 10 seconds, and relatively worthless. She then insisted that FS be in missionary position. Actually pretty decent finish. Tried in earnest to get her name, but could not understand. Something akin to Vivi. Not excited to repeat with this one. The Mamasan was a good 40, although pleasant looking. Not sure if I will return her in near future without a specific recommendation from someone.

[JacobsBrian99]

My neighbor said he went to the 28 in Naples for some stress relief last weekend. Went in really early morning and found a nice little spinner in blue jeans with the mamasan. Neither was a spring chicken, but the younger was cute I'm told so he decided to give it a try. He said he went in for the free table shower ad he saw online. He wanted to experience one and really needed a massage after working all week (hes a landscaper). Cutie walks him back but there was no table shower. Standing stall with room for 1 only. He declined and cutie led him to the room. From there he undressed and placed a towel over himself, but still let the jewels dazzle in the light. Then he told me he received one of the best back massages he's had in a while. He asked for it hard and had to back her off. She did a great job amd kept up the small chat with tje oohhs and aahhs about how strong he is. He told her she was strong too and took this opportunity to begin rubbing her legs through her skin tight jeans. He said he worked his way up to her tight little rear and could touch whatever he wanted. She got the message and started playing with the boys. They were 20 minutes in to a hh deal so she flipped him and started negotiations. My neighbor said he's done this before and was prepared. While she was talking he said he wanted to inspect things first. Off comes her shirt and bra. She was such a cute little thing. Slim waist he could fit his hands around, and great perky tits with the right amount of nipple to nibble on. She undid her jeans and showed him her trimmed pussy that looked sweet and unused recently. She insisted on $$ for full, but my neighbor said he didn't have that much and tried to go down to. 6. She motioned for HJ only. He said ok and kept playing with her pussy. She dove right in with vigor, as is expected, and my neighbor had her bring him her tits to suck on and pussy to play with. My neighbor noticed she was wet so he took her juices and put them on her nipples so he could get a taste. She kept whispering about how she really wanted to fuck him, but we all know that game. It was enough to make him erupt in the moment though. She was thorough and made sure the customer was completely satisfied. She noticed my neighbor hadn't gone soft at all and remarked again how she really wanted to fuck him. He played with her while she cleaned him up. The part that turned him on was she even used her bra to clean up his cock a bit. He told her he'd like to do FS, but with. 5 to the house already it was steep. She finished cleaning and he got dressed. As they walked out together she gave the customary hug and whispered, bring $. 5 and I make it happen. I want you inside. My neighbor left feeling relaxed from the massage and with both heads a little swollen. He's still strutting like a peacock even though I told him that's how she gets you to come back, LOL.

Massage 8/10.

Looks 8/10.

Service 6/10 (fast in the last 10 minutes).

Total $. 1.

[AllanAlso]

This thread has been unusually quiet this season. Maybe because snowbirds drive the providers ego and requests up, but I have not found any problems for the regulars. Went to Q&Q the other day and found Sofia to be a super spinner if you are into that model that was more than accommodating. Obviously no teen queen but great attitude and skills. Had some fun explaining to her why she would be called a spinner and actually having her try the move which she adapted to with no hesitation! Was standard house fee and easy negotiation for 1. 2 so will definitely repeat.

[OldFucker]

Went to the AMP on Del Prado across from Firestone. Saw Jennifer cute early 30's. 7 house 1. 5 for everything maybe I would repeat.

She is my new fav for an AMP. Closer to 40 actually but nice cute spinner. Had little trouble negotiating "everything" for $. 2. Tip. Best slow tease, nice light touch and reach under. Very skilled at slow gradual release. Very tasty DIY too. Loves to 69.

[HandoBando]

Stopped by today and said he had tried something for the first time and was wanting to share the story. Says he went to a AMP across from OG on 41 in ft myers Small place, dimly lit. Was nervous as a flea on dip day, but said what the heck. Walked in greeted by upper 30's woman. Name was "Amanda" went back to room started the touch, was going good. Got the standard rate for halfies, flip came. And so did he. She got tired but he was relaxed he says. Wanted more but was, first timer so he didn't push it. Total estimate came to. 9 including door. Said would try for a different story to tell next time.

[Orch13]

Make sure to get the numbers right. Le Le is at 2265 not 2625. Just trying to help out.

Dog out.

Thanks for that catch, my fishing buddy had a few beers on that post. He stands corrected and always appreciates the help.

[NaughtyBits]

Went to the AMP on Del Prado across from Firestone. Saw Jennifer cute early 30's. 7 house 1. 5 for everything maybe I would repeat.

I this the one that has the foot massage place next door? Was thinking of paying them a visit this weekend.

[Rickys Wild]

Went to the AMP on Del Prado across from Firestone. Saw Jennifer cute early 30's. 7 house 1. 5 for everything maybe I would repeat.

[Gotj17]

When it got to happy time, she held up the squirt bottle of oil and said "you do". Huh? She squirted a little oil on my little friend and said "you do".

Sounds like a lot of the AMPs in Wisconsin according to the forums up there.

[Josephr9999]

Hey brothers, I have a report from my hometown but I hesitate to divulge because it's a small town in the Midwest. Just want to say thanks for all the tips on this forum when I was in Naples. I used similar go to strategies here at home. There's never been an AMP closer than an hour's drive so this is a new place. Heck, this town doesn't even allow strip clubs! I heard the masseuse was a cutie so after getting up the courage to give the place a try, I called the number. They advertise open 9 am to 10 pm. I've never seen the open sign lit after 7 in the winter. I called at about 8 pm and in broken engrish she said to come at 8:30. "I be ready for you". I parked in the dark lot behind the building as I didn't want to park on the street where anyone would recognize my vehicle. Mind you, this place is only 5 blocks from my ex wife's house!. When I entered, she asked if I had called. She was tiny tiny tiny! Like 4' 10" and maybe 90 lbs. Rates are 70/ hr futon or 60/ hr table. Her engrish was not great to tell me the difference so I took the futon as other massages have been table only. She had a heated pad and the place was quite clean. Laid down with my bare ass up and she came in, started massaging through a towel. Massage was good but not great. She then went to bare hands using lots of oil. Almost too much for my taste. Barely brushed the boys while on my stomach and she climbed over me from my head with her girl parts only inches from my head. I was pretty much up on all fours to give her access to the boys and full wood. All good, except she was wearing leggings and a push-up bra with a dark thin top so I just rubbed her calves a little. On the flip she rubbed me more, giggled a little and I thought maybe the menu was open. When it got to happy time, she held up the squirt bottle of oil and said "you do". Huh? She squirted a little oil on my little friend and said "you do". I said no "you do" and smiled. She was reluctant to the point I figured no dice. She squirted more and more and took my hand to the business end, I offered 40 and she said "you do" and I said "40" and then she gave a few light rubs so I took her hand and glided it properly to the finish. She gave a clean-up and then more massage. On the way out, I handed her the 40. She said business is not good (which was no surprise). I'm thinking more could be on the menu if I join her frequent flyer program.

This is all hypothetical, even more so than OJ's story "If I did it". If it were true, I'd have posted in the midwestern state where it could have happened. Glad I could share, just figured you mongers would enjoy some fiction from someone that learned the ropes from you dudes.

[Reddog62]

My fishing buddy put the boat in for service and was looking for his favorite under carriage service pre flip and imagine his disappointment when he got there and place was vacant.

He told me that CiCi at 3718 was able to help him out but he misses that reach under LeLe had.

Make sure to get the numbers right. Le Le is at 2265 not 2625. Just trying to help out.

Dog out.

[MasajoViro]

First time posting, new to the area and just have a simple question. I went to the J&C AMP on Pine Ridge. Girls in there with little clothing and looked promising. Wanted opinions from anyone who has had the pleasure of coming here and what do they charge for FS or just HJ. Thanks in advance!

Plenty about all of the various rates and negotiations here in the forum. Do a lot of reading -- and check out the ads on Backpage and Craigslist for the base rates.

Typically, base rates run in the 60 to 70 range for an hour. A 'standard' finish (HJ) shouldn't be more than 40, but the AMP girls in the area kind of have a fat head about that and often demand more. If you want more, you have to negotiate the particulars. Remember: they are in this to make money, not fall in love.

[MasajoViro]

I moved to Naples a few years ago. I am still seeking a replacement for my mature "massage & fun" lady from the old stomping grounds. No luck yet.

I tried Natalie a few years ago, but at that time she was in a bad place with neighbor hassles and a couple of bad clients. But she is attractive (to me) so I thought I would try her again recently I would recommend everyone stay away -- she is not happy in the business still, and the depression is tiresome. Really tiresome. And the service -- the massage or the fun -- is not particularly good either. A shame.

The AMPs are expensive, and the girls are spoiled. In general, I have had the best luck (price-wise, mostly) with Tranquility on Pine Ridge and 951. The worst rush-job experience was at Creech (which also "forgot" my change or tried to). I have not yet tried any of the American or Latin places. No particular reason.

"Rio" was nice escort experience, but not really what I am seeking -- a good massage with" some fun. Full service not required. But if you want a nice-but-not-young GFE with non-faked Os, you will enjoy her.

Hilde. OK massage, mechanical ending. Meh.

Mostly, I am loving living in Naples. But still seeking a hobby fave. .

You're seeking the holy grail, I think! But let us know if you find her.

Natalie jacked the price so high I've never bothered. Her neighbor troubles were also a deterrent and I believe that led to loss of her license. Apparently she moved, but is still "milking" the business.

Barbara in the same building with Hilde was pretty decent. Alas, she passed away. RIP.

A year or so back, I shared an email I received from my electrician telling about his recycling guy's experience at Tranquility. Not nearly as favorable as your account. Perhaps I should recommend he try there again...

Thanks for your reviews!

[MrSenpaiguy]

First time posting, new to the area and just have a simple question. I went to the J&C AMP on Pine Ridge. Girls in there with little clothing and looked promising. Wanted opinions from anyone who has had the pleasure of coming here and what do they charge for FS or just HJ. Thanks in advance!

[NoWiggleRoom]

It has been a while since I had the time and the pocket bulk to indulge in a massage. I was in Naples for a few days and decided to look for options close to where I stayed. Couldn't find much info on this board, but google reviews turned up a true gem!! See the attached pic! LOL!

I drove by and saw the place. It's on Davis Blvd, on the 3rd floor of the building and almost seems closed. Dim lit sign and no other indications that there's a MP there. Didn't go in. I found another place, better lit, in a better location, and nicer looking a little further on the same road.