Escort Reports

[MobyD]

Amazing writing and fun to read. LOL!

Thanks fir sharing.

Moby sends his thanks too. Fist bump<.

Also he wanted me to share something. His Seeking favorites can usually only be contacted via the website, so you'll need an account there to reach them. Rarely do they say that he can share their digits. Apologies for any confusion on the topic.

[PNR2004]

Snowmonger here from SE Wisconsin. I spent a couple weeks here without my wife so to fight the boredom and loneliness I engaged in my favorite hobby. Without the wife around it was a fucking vacation. It got expensive but overall worth it. Since I am new to the area I do not have a landscaper, lawyer, roofer, plumber or electrician to rely on for advice. I did use info on this board. I did my homework. Had a great time. Thanks to all you guys who contribute.

Since I knew I was coming to town I have been monitoring the board here. Moby is right. SA is a great place to meet young girls that want sex. It takes some work and is more expensive than STG. I also tried WYP. I could have gotten laid every day if I wanted and had the cash. The system used on WYP to buy, charge and use credits is a clusterfuck. When I use all of mine up I won't buy more. SA is good. I put my photo up because I do not know anyone here so no concern about being recognized. I think that helps your success rate. BTW. I do not look like Brad Pitt. I look more like his armpit.

Day 1. Off to a bad start. The lady I met on SA was just ok. When we were emailing and chatting there were all kinds of promises of a lengthy GFE session. When I got there the rules changed. She did give me two pops as promised but in between pops she was on her phone texting other johns. Will not repeat. Her name was Mimi.

Day 3. Dear Penthouse Forum. Second SA lady I met was a dream come true. Beautiful young girl. We had a great time. Multiple pops and a fun person to be with. My date lasted over 5 hours. Reasonable allowance. With dinner and incidentals (condoms) damage was about $$.

Day 5. When life gives lemons. Third lady wants to meet for drinks and dinner. Found her on WYP. No problem. I find out no sex on the first date while I am in the middle of my soup. I had been laid twice in the past 5 days so my balls were not dragging on the ground so I was ok. She wants a relationship and a gentleman. I am a married man on a date with a girl 6 years younger than my son. Hardly a gentleman.

Day 5. 1. Make lemonade. In as much as I was counting on getting laid and I had drank some wine I figured WTF. Stop for a massage on the way home. Drove past the Hospital. I have always wanted to try that place but there were two dudes in front doing who knows what so I kept going. Fortunately, there is an abundance of AMP's. I knew Ylan was only two minutes north. I had been there on my last visit to the area and found all the services to be great at that time. A papasan greets you at the door and takes the house fee. The girl that met me in the room is hot. Pencil thin Asian girl. Nice massage with lots of roaming. Her butt cheek could fit in the palm of my hand. Smooth skin. Her tits appeared big but the bra may have been padded. They were strapped in and I could not touch them. When I tried to take off her thong she backed away. After the flip she took her time. Did some nice teasing. The handshake was firm using a minimal amount of oil. She finished the massage. Standard rates that have been reported on the board.

Day 7. Ghosts in SWFL. Two days later I am supposed to have a date with another dollie from SA. I contacted her through SA the day before to confirm. She replies that we are on for either coffee or lunch. She ghosts. This is after numerous messages over the past few weeks.

Day 7. 1 Big head wins. Finally after over 60 years big head won over little head. Since I got ghosted I started emailing and texting. I am not desperately looking for pussy but I wanted to get my rocks off. Found one that wanted to meet NOW. Had quoted $ on WYP but would take half that. She could not host. I was not going to have her over to my place without proper vetting. Yeah big head wins. Then I thought. Pick her up and bring her to the garage. She can blow me there and drive her back. That is not having her over to my house. That is how the little head thinks. I almost go for that option but I ask her for a selfie. I thought it a good idea to see how emaciated she is from her habit before I give that option a green light. She sends me a pic that is obviously not her when compared to her pics on WYP. It was professionally taken and shows both of her hands so it is clearly not a selfie. Big head keep up the good work.

Day 9. Drama. I was supposed to have a date with a 46 why / o hottie. When I check to confirm she said something came up on her end and can we reschedule. Does that mean she got a better offer? Never heard from her again and I did not try to reach out.

Day 9. 1. Day 5 revisited. I sent Day 5 lady a message on Day 7 through the WYP that if she wanted FWB I was down for that but at best our hookups would be hookups. No relationship and no texting everyday. Today she sent me a message that FWB is ok. We set a date to connect on Day 10.

Day 10. She sends a text with a BS story. She can't make it. I want to get laid so I go to STG. Mrs. Robinson was booked for the day. I tried this one. No doubt she has been reviewed here before but I could not find it. She has been around a lot. Non stop talking. Photos are her but do not show her true girth. Everything covered. Set up was easy. Minimal drama (there is always drama in the hobby). $. 5. Would not repeat. https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...h/504964149402.

While on WYP I reach out to a 19 why / o spinner. Newbie with car trouble. She wants to know if a man old enough to be her grandpa is cool with a platonic relationship. WTF? No way. I have grand kids. After much cryptic conversation about what I want (Not sure if she is Uncle LEO) she asks me to CashApp money to her. She does not know that the big head is capable of rational thought. Big head keep up the good work. No CashApp.

Day 11. My vacation is coming to an end. I go back up north tomorrow. I am looking for something just because I can. Don't want the work of any of the sites so I go to the Hospital. The facility itself is nice. Greeted by 40-something Chinese girl. Not nearly as hot as Ylan lady. Nice massage and mediocre ending. Would not repeat.

In retrospect it was a great time. No shortage of nice pussy here but it takes a lot of work. I will be back in fall and hope to have more stories to post. Finally, someone on this board once mentioned not to treat SA and WYP girls like common ****** no matter how common they are. Very true. Even a crackhead SW likes to be treated with respect. Play nice in the sand box.

[ReallyNone]

Moby had a lovely day sampling the local talent. He's been fun texting with out of towner Rose so they set a date. She's staying off 7x at 82. The date was for 3 pm, he texted and said he was running 10/15 min late, she said that was fine. He arrived at 3:11 and she said she needed another 15 min. He knows that's 45 min in hoe time so he said no thanks and bailed. She replied back saying that he shouldn't have been late. Good grief he knew it was TGTBT.

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...onate_i7950832

He was right down the road from where he knows Kay is staying so he reached out to her and he was in her room in 15 min. She was very accommodating to get him in with such little notice. She's staying off 7x at Colonial. No sign of parking lot observers as previously stated on the board. Decent glorified hotel room that she's living in, she's a smoker but Moby enjoys his cigars too so he didn't mind the lingering smoke. She's maybe 10-15 lbs heavier than any of her pics but still a very tight soft woman, zero flab or stretch marks, definitely built for comfort more than speed, if those are bolt ons she has Moby couldn't tell, they're very soft and fun. She stripped and hopped on the bed so Moby did too. He likes that she enjoyed a soft sensual slow touch while he sat on top of her and explored. FIV found nice wetness and sniff test showed she was clean. She flipped him on his back and she tore intao a beautiful BBBJ with tonsil massaging DT that had him wanting to shoot in her throat. Damm she's good at that. Massaging her hanging girls was beautiful as she bobbed. He backed her off and got he on her back for delicious sweet daty with her reaching down with two hands to spread her lips to make sure he found the magic button. FIV was shallow, upon her request, but she was flooded and Moby used his fat thumb to explore and gradually probe deeper. When he backed off licking she took over rubbing her clit and spreading her lips with the other hand. Moby found it wicked hot to watch her masterbate. He made his way back to her mouth and enjoyed her tongue on him as she brought herself closer and closer to cumming. He enjoys a hands free BJ and she was definitely delivering. He used his thumb inside her again and that was all both of them needed. She had a beautiful quivering O as she sucked him deep and he unloaded hard and deep in her mouth. She sucked and swallowed every drop out of him as they enjoying the quivers after cumming. A little bit of soft touches and licking then they were both up and toweling off. Delicious fun had by both! $. 2 hhr Moby did reach her on her 2x9 number that she gave him.

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...-bang_i7748900

He got a text from a Seeking favorite of his at 4 pm. She could swing by his work at 5, how could he say no?! The woman is SO fun, horny and beautiful it's beyond words. They enjoyed a truck fuck with tons of BBBJ, dt, cowgirl, doggie and finished with bbbjnqws. She's a local white collar professional that travels a lot, but loves to be a dirty little girl and delivers that sweet pussy to your location and fuck your brains out for 30 min, finish, smiles and says thank you. He donated $ + . 2 tip. He tries to see her at least once a week when she's in town. Moby ONLY shares his SA finds with his trusted friends here, SO if you ain't his friend, DON'T ask.

It was good to meet Kay, she affirmed that there is still hope for STGs, etc. , but 95% of his grade A MILF cooter is still from Seeking.

Amazing writing and fun to read. LOL!

Thanks fir sharing.

[MobyD]

Moby had a lovely day sampling the local talent. He's been fun texting with out of towner Rose so they set a date. She's staying off 7x at 82. The date was for 3 pm, he texted and said he was running 10/15 min late, she said that was fine. He arrived at 3:11 and she said she needed another 15 min. He knows that's 45 min in hoe time so he said no thanks and bailed. She replied back saying that he shouldn't have been late. Good grief he knew it was TGTBT.

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...onate_i7950832

He was right down the road from where he knows Kay is staying so he reached out to her and he was in her room in 15 min. She was very accommodating to get him in with such little notice. She's staying off 7x at Colonial. No sign of parking lot observers as previously stated on the board. Decent glorified hotel room that she's living in, she's a smoker but Moby enjoys his cigars too so he didn't mind the lingering smoke. She's maybe 10-15 lbs heavier than any of her pics but still a very tight soft woman, zero flab or stretch marks, definitely built for comfort more than speed, if those are bolt ons she has Moby couldn't tell, they're very soft and fun. She stripped and hopped on the bed so Moby did too. He likes that she enjoyed a soft sensual slow touch while he sat on top of her and explored. FIV found nice wetness and sniff test showed she was clean. She flipped him on his back and she tore intao a beautiful BBBJ with tonsil massaging DT that had him wanting to shoot in her throat. Damm she's good at that. Massaging her hanging girls was beautiful as she bobbed. He backed her off and got he on her back for delicious sweet daty with her reaching down with two hands to spread her lips to make sure he found the magic button. FIV was shallow, upon her request, but she was flooded and Moby used his fat thumb to explore and gradually probe deeper. When he backed off licking she took over rubbing her clit and spreading her lips with the other hand. Moby found it wicked hot to watch her masterbate. He made his way back to her mouth and enjoyed her tongue on him as she brought herself closer and closer to cumming. He enjoys a hands free BJ and she was definitely delivering. He used his thumb inside her again and that was all both of them needed. She had a beautiful quivering O as she sucked him deep and he unloaded hard and deep in her mouth. She sucked and swallowed every drop out of him as they enjoying the quivers after cumming. A little bit of soft touches and licking then they were both up and toweling off. Delicious fun had by both! $. 2 hhr Moby did reach her on her 2x9 number that she gave him.

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...-bang_i7748900

He got a text from a Seeking favorite of his at 4 pm. She could swing by his work at 5, how could he say no?! The woman is SO fun, horny and beautiful it's beyond words. They enjoyed a truck fuck with tons of BBBJ, dt, cowgirl, doggie and finished with bbbjnqws. She's a local white collar professional that travels a lot, but loves to be a dirty little girl and delivers that sweet pussy to your location and fuck your brains out for 30 min, finish, smiles and says thank you. He donated $ + . 2 tip. He tries to see her at least once a week when she's in town. Moby ONLY shares his SA finds with his trusted friends here, SO if you ain't his friend, DON'T ask.

It was good to meet Kay, she affirmed that there is still hope for STGs, etc. , but 95% of his grade A MILF cooter is still from Seeking.

[LoveToDine]

A friend of mine told me a story about this one. He said stay away unless you like to set money on fire. The massage isn't even good. The best thing about her you see in the pics, you don't want to see the rest.

Like he said, don't waste your time or money. All around a bad experience.

LTD.

[Thor1313]

This one had bad reviews a couple years ago, any new info? https://www.eros.com/florida/naples/...6450.htm?cat=1.

I've seen her on just about every website imaginable. Match, Seeking, a bunch of high end dating sites, Tinder, Bumble, Plenty of Fish, Skout, and Hinge. I'm sure there are others. I don't what she'd charge if you started a convo with her on one of those sites, but it's probably less than EROS.

[GatorBait1]

This one had bad reviews a couple years ago, any new info? https://www.eros.com/florida/naples/...6450.htm?cat=1.

[LostSoul1981]

Got around to trying Lexi yesterday. Her pre screening wasn't that difficult. She met me at the store and I followed her to her house in the nw cape. Her pics are definitely her and recent. 1.6 for the hhr. BBBJ was great but after that the cfs with fake morning wasn't that great. I know she's highly reviewed on here so maybe she just didn't like me. Overall I won't be back but YMMV.

[Bruce Johnson]

This one looks really good, almost too good to be true. Anyone have intel? https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...y/342562943514.

She looks pretty good. The price was right but the service was mediocre. Everything was covered.

My buddy said he wouldn't repeat.

[Swfl03]

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...6/815106267445

Marina advertises with the same pics in Craigslist "Beauty" under Services as Alexis on Cleveland Avenue. Just FYI.

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...059106609.html

Same PH #

A friend of mine told me a story about this one. He said stay away unless you like to set money on fire. The massage isn't even good. The best thing about her you see in the pics, you don't want to see the rest.

[ThickAndCream9]

Stopped in at Rural King to pick up a S & W I wanted, and decided to stop and see Anna Red Raspberry off Bonita Beach road, who contacted me and said she is back from Chi Town. The service is the same, she looks good and always has on a different outfit for you when you come, nice feature. The fucking stairs are still the same, and she told me to let you fellow mongers know that she is back, ready to see old clients and new. If you haven't been with her, do so you will really like the service, and the place is very clean and nicely decorated. Her BBBJ is out standing, greek always on the menu and she is heavy now into condom's, so either have or she will for you. When you get to know her with her accent and sense of humor, she is quite funny in her Bulgarian way.

[Fmjg5664]

This one looks really good, almost too good to be true. Anyone have intel? https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...y/342562943514.

[Cruiser410]

Ashley.

Anyone have info on her? https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...a/754026637594.

Looks like the SW Tommie E.

Very nice BBBJ and tight.

[NewEnglandKid]

Link on you're post only sends us to main search page not to whoever it is that was in the car, do you have a link to who it was?

Thanks for the heads up I will be in town this week and she was on my list. If anyone has any suggestions it would be much appreciated also any independent body rub providers, I will be posting reviews of my experiences later in the week. TIA.

[Gotj17]

Ashley.

Anyone have info on her? https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...a/754026637594.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...l/673055450255 She gave me her address an on my way again wit billfold in hand. When I arrived she said she was in her car in front having a smoke to come around to her. The pictures are her but in better times. I walked over to a beat up SUV with the back window knocked out an what looked like everything she owned piled in the back. Front seat had trash everywhere. She said her roommate had someone in the room an it would be a min. I stood outside no way I was going to set in the thing. After a couple min she said she would go up an text me when she was ready. That was great for me. When she got inside I booked. Text her said I was no longer interested. He pictures was misleading an the fact I had to wait on someone to play didn't set well with me. So with the head ache still I headed to bass Pro and spent her donation an more fishing stuff. Will try crystal again before I leave. If nor I will only see providers that have several good reviews on this board.

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