Escort Reports

[BiggDogg70]

But this shit is funny. Literally on the same STG page. You can't make this shit up.

[BiggDogg70]

In all fairness to the thickster, I am not 100% sure this was the girl he was reviewing, someone else gave a link, its possible it was a different girl (I was just busting his balls) years ago we use to go back and forth on a blonde in Leehigh that moved to Pine Isle area, I think little Momma was her name. I did though go to a AMP he recommended and it too was horrible but again, the girl he described was not there. Have not lost my Faith. I moved to Orlando so I am only back here visiting family for the next month

Oh Little Momma with that mile high bed. Memories! I agree. I don't think that girl is the one. Those pics are posted by what I assume is an agency that rotates girls in and out of the area. They use several numbers and I have actually seen them posts pics of the same girl with different names and numbers on the same board. Real shame because the pics are usually amazing. Another to watch out for is Jenifer Lopez. She posts under several variations of that name. Not the girl pictured for sure. Who knows, they may all be connected. Just be safe!

[Everlast1]

I have never been steered wrong by Thick and interestingly the porker you saw was Sara yesterday per my previous post, but today's post says she is Sophia. So, if you like me were turned on by Thick's report, the the ad on STG is not the gem.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/hi-guys-its-sofia-its-here-fo/115049030407

In all fairness to the thickster, I am not 100% sure this was the girl he was reviewing, someone else gave a link, its possible it was a different girl (I was just busting his balls) years ago we use to go back and forth on a blonde in Leehigh that moved to Pine Isle area, I think little Momma was her name. I did though go to a AMP he recommended and it too was horrible but again, the girl he described was not there. Have not lost my Faith. I moved to Orlando so I am only back here visiting family for the next month.

[MrG69]

The only way this Sasquatch would have loved me like never before is if I was wearing a suit made of Twinky's. She gave me a blow job for 1 minute and complained her jaw was sore. As much as she must eat, she has to have jaw muscles like a pit bull.

Yea its so rough being a female, making over 100 bux an hour tax free doing very little "work" , in the a / c all day long staying nice and cool, and their only worry in the world is about the hair, nails, and makeup. Sux to be them.

[Orch13]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

I have never been steered wrong by Thick and interestingly the porker you saw was Sara yesterday per my previous post, but today's post says she is Sophia. So, if you like me were turned on by Thick's report, the the ad on STG is not the gem.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/hi-guys-its-sofia-its-here-fo/115049030407

[BiggDogg70]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

OMG. I came so close. She was the one I sent a text too questioning why so many different names and numbers, and got an immediate return call from a lady with a heavy Hispanic accent who said "Those pics are me and I am real". I feel for you bro. LOL.

[BiggDogg70]

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

I saw here a few years back as well and she was tiny but not like this. It was scary. Seriously. Skin and bones. I truly feel for her. That said I can't condone the use of pics that aren't even close to reality.

[Everlast1]

Man your looking at it all wrong, you got like 2 girls for the price of one. Ill bet she wouldve loved you like you've never had it ever before. I'm thinking you missed out on something great.

The only way this Sasquatch would have loved me like never before is if I was wearing a suit made of Twinky's. She gave me a blow job for 1 minute and complained her jaw was sore. As much as she must eat, she has to have jaw muscles like a pit bull.

[MrG69]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Man your looking at it all wrong, you got like 2 girls for the price of one. Ill bet she wouldve loved you like you've never had it ever before. I'm thinking you missed out on something great.

[HighFlying]

Sorry here's link. https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files...?cat=6208&wn=1.

[Spicy1]

I believe all have been reviewed here. #1 is Mia and I heard great things and am actually trying to connect with her this week. #2 Is Goldie. Nightmare. I would avoid. #3 Was reviewed and it was a thumbs up but not many details so YMMV. #4 About the same as #3. Not a lot of info. I chatted with her once and came off cold so I never pursued. Enjoy your stay!

1 is Bridgitte the teenage mutant ninja turtle on her stomach is a give away, good time covered recommended. 3 have not tried yet but was contemplating, 4 are twins both are fun individually, and they are cooperative with what you desire, last hosting place was discreet.

The Spicy1.

[Spicy1]

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

She's been flaking on me, even though I was a regular up until before her hospital visit. Ever since she's been in the hotels I have not been able to land a visit, even telling her that I have known her for over a year now. A few days ago I landed a call and set up a visit, as soon as I pulled into the parking lot she texted me cancelling the meeting. I have no clue WTF is going on with her, but it has not been anything positive or any meetings going through.

Spicy1.

[BigDog07]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

This is literally the funniest fucking review I've ever read! Good god I laughed so hard and my eyes were watering so bad that it took me about ten minutes to read the whole review.

[Everlast1]

Did you even try to find a wet spot?

LOL, I can't believe I stayed as long as I did, I did not try to find anything but the door. I did not clean the oil off, I just left. When I got to my car I found a big patch of fur stuck to my stomach, matted in oil, not only was she huge but apparently she is shedding also.

[SwampThang7]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Did you even try to find a wet spot?