Escort Reports

**MrG69** · 09-02-20 12:35

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

The only way this Sasquatch would have loved me like never before is if I was wearing a suit made of Twinky's. She gave me a blow job for 1 minute and complained her jaw was sore. As much as she must eat, she has to have jaw muscles like a pit bull.

Yea its so rough being a female, making over 100 bux an hour tax free doing very little "work" , in the a / c all day long staying nice and cool, and their only worry in the world is about the hair, nails, and makeup. Sux to be them.

**Orch13** · 09-02-20 12:24

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

I have never been steered wrong by Thick and interestingly the porker you saw was Sara yesterday per my previous post, but today's post says she is Sophia. So, if you like me were turned on by Thick's report, the the ad on STG is not the gem.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/hi-guys-its-sofia-its-here-fo/115049030407

**BiggDogg70** · 09-02-20 11:12

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

OMG. I came so close. She was the one I sent a text too questioning why so many different names and numbers, and got an immediate return call from a lady with a heavy Hispanic accent who said "Those pics are me and I am real". I feel for you bro. LOL.

**BiggDogg70** · 09-02-20 11:07

Originally Posted by Zomgb [View Original Post]

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

I saw here a few years back as well and she was tiny but not like this. It was scary. Seriously. Skin and bones. I truly feel for her. That said I can't condone the use of pics that aren't even close to reality.

**Everlast1** · 09-02-20 10:21

Originally Posted by MrG69 [View Original Post]

Man your looking at it all wrong, you got like 2 girls for the price of one. Ill bet she wouldve loved you like you've never had it ever before. I'm thinking you missed out on something great.

The only way this Sasquatch would have loved me like never before is if I was wearing a suit made of Twinky's. She gave me a blow job for 1 minute and complained her jaw was sore. As much as she must eat, she has to have jaw muscles like a pit bull.

**MrG69** · 09-02-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Man your looking at it all wrong, you got like 2 girls for the price of one. Ill bet she wouldve loved you like you've never had it ever before. I'm thinking you missed out on something great.

**HighFlying** · 09-01-20 23:11

Sorry here's link. https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files...?cat=6208&wn=1.

**Spicy1** · 09-01-20 22:31

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I believe all have been reviewed here. #1 is Mia and I heard great things and am actually trying to connect with her this week. #2 Is Goldie. Nightmare. I would avoid. #3 Was reviewed and it was a thumbs up but not many details so YMMV. #4 About the same as #3. Not a lot of info. I chatted with her once and came off cold so I never pursued. Enjoy your stay!

1 is Bridgitte the teenage mutant ninja turtle on her stomach is a give away, good time covered recommended. 3 have not tried yet but was contemplating, 4 are twins both are fun individually, and they are cooperative with what you desire, last hosting place was discreet.

The Spicy1.

**Spicy1** · 09-01-20 22:14

Originally Posted by Zomgb [View Original Post]

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

She's been flaking on me, even though I was a regular up until before her hospital visit. Ever since she's been in the hotels I have not been able to land a visit, even telling her that I have known her for over a year now. A few days ago I landed a call and set up a visit, as soon as I pulled into the parking lot she texted me cancelling the meeting. I have no clue WTF is going on with her, but it has not been anything positive or any meetings going through.

Spicy1.

**BigDog07** · 09-01-20 21:27

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

This is literally the funniest fucking review I've ever read! Good god I laughed so hard and my eyes were watering so bad that it took me about ten minutes to read the whole review.

**Everlast1** · 09-01-20 20:34

Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]

Did you even try to find a wet spot?

LOL, I can't believe I stayed as long as I did, I did not try to find anything but the door. I did not clean the oil off, I just left. When I got to my car I found a big patch of fur stuck to my stomach, matted in oil, not only was she huge but apparently she is shedding also.

**SwampThang7** · 09-01-20 20:26

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

Did you even try to find a wet spot?

**Everlast1** · 09-01-20 18:24

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

Hey Thick, is this the gem you are talking about.

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...m/620161404194

I 1000% took one for the team here, this is a 300 lb Latin chick with a Dora the explorer hair cut, it was brutal. After a back and forth phone tag I finally made it to her apartment off 41, had to wait in the car for 20 minutes before she was ready. Knocked on the door and holy shit, she was huge. I should have ran but I thought maybe she is just screening for the real girl, NOPE! Had me lay on the bed and wait another few minutes while I prayed for the girl in the pictures to come in, again, NOPE! She waddled through the door and sat next to me on the bed, she gave a 90 second back rub that was the most lack luster back rub I have ever had. On the flip I kept my eyes closed tight, doing my best to imagine anything other than what was in front of me. She giggled like a grizzly bear and said "open your eyes silly" with the raspy voice of a 70 year smoker, I didn't want to but I peaked and wished I hadn't. I just put my head down in shame, let her keep the money got dressed without saying a word and walked out the door. It was horrible. Save yourself, don't go. I am embarrassed to tell this story but I love my fellow mongers. Thick, this better not be the one in your story because there are a ton of missing details and no one mentioned 300 pounds of Latin pork.

**Zomgb** · 09-01-20 18:14

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

OK. I am sure the white knights will attack me on this one but I feel it is my duty to report. Once again. I know we all have our preferences and YMMV. That said WTF? I saw this lady several years ago and she was thin but had some curves. A great ass and legs. I made an appointment this week and showed up to a sickly thin bag of bones. I mean sickly thin. Her ass is gone and replaced by exposed hip bones. Her legs are boney twigs. I heard she had been hospitalized from an accident but that doesn't account for this. I know some of you report seeing her recently but no mention is made of her current emaciated condition. I feel for her. She obviously is desperate to be doing this in her current condition. That said she needs to post up to date pics. The ones she posts are at least a decade old and don't come close to showing the woman who will meet you at the door. I hesitated to post this because I am sure I will catch some grief but I also wish someone else would have posted an accurate review so that I didn't have to deal with the encounter I had with the poor woman.

I didn't notice that Sally was any thinner than she ever was. She was always shy of a 100 pounds. She's never had any tits. She's extremely lean but I would not use the term emaciated. My issue is that since the accident she is even more hit or miss about whether she'll be with it for your appointment or out of it. Since she's been back I've had a great appointment and a couple of terrible ones. Unfortunately I think I may give up.

**Zomgb** · 09-01-20 17:32

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I believe all have been reviewed here. #1 is Mia and I heard great things and am actually trying to connect with her this week. #2 Is Goldie. Nightmare. I would avoid. #3 Was reviewed and it was a thumbs up but not many details so YMMV. #4 About the same as #3. Not a lot of info. I chatted with her once and came off cold so I never pursued. Enjoy your stay!

I reviewed those twins. I can't tell you which one I was with but I got a half hour and the other twin was in the kitchen yelling not 10 minutes in that we had to hurry up and finish. The one I was with wasn't half bad but I would never go back there because of the BS going on. Plus the neighbourhood is kind of skeevy too. I didn't even want to park my car there.