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[GatorBait1]

My boat mechanic told me of a dream he had, it was very very interesting. He saw an add that said Rub Your Stress Away, aka, http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Therap...ers-fl/7600290, He said his first visit was easy to set up, typical 2 call system, and an average looking Latin woman answered the door, a bit heavier than her pictures, but what the hell. He said it was one of the best ALL over rubs he has every had, she slowly undressed during the rub. A very good HE with lots of roaming, but he said he could tell that more visits things would get more interesting. So not a bad investment for a Ben. WILL REPEAT.

[DrPotato]

You're probably right that some won't answer a blocked call. They all gripe about the economy and how it's hurt them financially, so it seems at least some are desperate enough these days to answer. Like you said, Google Voice may be a better way to go-or get a ditch phone.

I shit you not, not an hour after I wrote that this doesn't happen often to me, I get a text out of the blue " hi it's Kiki, available today" and its a Los Angeles. I haven't been to LA in 2 months. So what happened was when I was there, I texted a shift load of chicks, and this Kiki never replied then, but 2 months later out of the blue she texts me. Fucking idiot. I gave her the riot act for sending the unsolicited text 2 months late.

[LimaBean]

Will do thanks Lima I still don't know how this but yeah I'll see how it goes and come back with info and how was an all that.

Freddy, there really is a lot of info here already. As you read through post after post, you should be able to understand a shitload. After you've read, then it's time to cowboy up, take a dive, and let us know how it goes. It's nerve-wracking the first handful of times, but so is skydiving. Practice makes perfect.

[FreddyD]

No offense, but I see that all of your posts request info. Generally, Freddy, you've got to give to get. Post reliable info on the chances you've taken, and people will be quicker to provide you info from the chances they've taken. You might get some answers here and there, but after a while, mongers begin getting upset.

Will do thanks Lima I still don't know how this but yeah I'll see how it goes and come back with info and how was an all that.

[LimaBean]

When somebody gets busted for prostitution (796. 07) in Florida according to Florida Code 796. 08 they have to get tested for a bunch of stuff. If they get busted again after testing positive it's a different crime. Then they are CONVICTED under 796. 08 5a or be which is.

See the underlined part, if somebody has a conviction for 796. 08 5a then they are engaging in prostitution after having been found to be infected with HIV by the Florida Board of Public Health and then you can post something here in an appropriate STD thread.

It's all right here;

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/...0796/0796.html

You can't call them a dirty skank, you can say Provider A has been convicted of 796. 08 5a and include a link to the PUBLICALY AVAILABLE record. No, and I mean NO comments on posts like this will ever be allowed.

Almost every state has a statute like this, it means somebody was tested by a competent medical authority, was found to be a carrier of HIV (Tenn includes Hep B and C as well) and subsequently tried to sell some pussy. Unless you have proof like this you can't say anything and that's why I deleted all the posts.

A2

I didn't know that shit, and I'm guessing a shitload of other guys on here didn't know either. Thanks for the tip!

[LimaBean]

I was wondering has anyone had a dream about Sammie, I would love to dream about her but I don't see any reviews or anything I might take one for the team but would like to see if there is any info on her yet.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...lls-34/7309965

No offense, but I see that all of your posts request info. Generally, Freddy, you've got to give to get. Post reliable info on the chances you've taken, and people will be quicker to provide you info from the chances they've taken. You might get some answers here and there, but after a while, mongers begin getting upset.

[LimaBean]

Well I don't know about the chicks here in FL but in Los Angeles or Arizona, most girls will not answer calls from a blocked call. I just need to set up google phone on my phone or something. Doesn't happen often but it's annoying when it does. And my wife is actually aware and cool with my activities, however, I do not put it in her face at all and knowing it specifically bothers her, not me actually doing it, if that makes any sense? Women. Go figure. But I'm not complaining.

You're probably right that some won't answer a blocked call. They all gripe about the economy and how it's hurt them financially, so it seems at least some are desperate enough these days to answer. Like you said, Google Voice may be a better way to go-or get a ditch phone.

[DrPotato]

When I call a girl, I often *67 the call so she doesn't have my number or the ability to nag me. Some of these girls really piss me off when they're jonesing in the middle of the night, call me, and wake me. That automatically puts them on the list of girls whose numbers I block. Sometimes I see them later, and they ask if I blocked them. Yep, don't frigging call me. I've blocked some girls who give pretty damn good service.

Well I don't know about the chicks here in FL but in Los Angeles or Arizona, most girls will not answer calls from a blocked call. I just need to set up google phone on my phone or something. Doesn't happen often but it's annoying when it does. And my wife is actually aware and cool with my activities, however, I do not put it in her face at all and knowing it specifically bothers her, not me actually doing it, if that makes any sense? Women. Go figure. But I'm not complaining.

[DrPotato]

When somebody gets busted for prostitution (796. 07) in Florida according to Florida Code 796. 08 they have to get tested for a bunch of stuff. If they get busted again after testing positive it's a different crime. Then they are CONVICTED under 796. 08 5a or be which is.

See the underlined part, if somebody has a conviction for 796. 08 5a then they are engaging in prostitution after having been found to be infected with HIV by the Florida Board of Public Health and then you can post something here in an appropriate STD thread.

It's all right here;

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/...0796/0796.html

You can't call them a dirty skank, you can say Provider A has been convicted of 796. 08 5a and include a link to the PUBLICALY AVAILABLE record. No, and I mean NO comments on posts like this will ever be allowed.

Almost every state has a statute like this, it means somebody was tested by a competent medical authority, was found to be a carrier of HIV (Tenn includes Hep B and C as well) and subsequently tried to sell some pussy. Unless you have proof like this you can't say anything and that's why I deleted all the posts.

A2

It doesn't list a statute number, it just lists this charge:

CRIMES AGAINST PERSON (POSITIVE STD NOT HIV COMMIT OR PROCURE PROST)

So I interpreted that as she was previously tested on her last bust, was found to have an STD that is NOT HIV then got busted selling her pussy again. So the proof that she tested positive for some STD is listed right there on the LCSO arrest website.

[LimaBean]

Thanks for the well written report. I agree with you on the legal disclosures these women think are legally binding but are not, they just don't get it. Like on your girl's BP ad, she says police are NOT allowed to contact her. That's like a dope dealer putting fine print on his baggies that police are not allowed to purchase his drugs. Completely meaningless. My friend advises SWers all the time not to do cop checks because it can get them pinched, then the next time they get in the car, they do it again.

Be careful of wet rags, towels etc from a girls room, you don't know who wiped what with it previously. It could actually introduce germs onto your skin. Ask for paper towels or napkins, bring your own in your pocket, have wet wipes (with alcohol or chlorine) in the car.

Be safe.

That's funny, Lurker. I tell girls it's pointless to ask if I'm a cop, but I never thought of it the way you described with a bag of dope. Your advice is very good.

I was on PBB this morning around 8:30 and saw two SW's. One gives pretty good head but won't let you spunk in her mouth. I probably haven't seen her in six months or more, and I don't recall her name.

The other girl ripped me off several months ago. I reported about it. She is short and was wearing a little black dress when I saw her last. In the middle of a BBBJ she took off.

I didn't have time to stop today.

[LimaBean]

"All you will ever need" (at least that's what her ads subject reads)

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...ed-24/10765237

So it was late one night last week, heading home from my pals house and I got an itch so I pull over and start cruising BP. After sorting past all the BS ads (ie most of them) I find this girls ad. Looks like a bigger girl, which I'm not that into, I like a meaty girl but she was looking past that point by about 50 lbs, but as always here, pickings are slim, and her face actually looks really cute, so I text here if she's available, she says she is. 60 for the half. I counter with 40 for 15. She agrees and I make my way to a private home (shack) of PBB.

Opens the door, and I think she's actually wearing a moo moo. She's big, and I don't want to see what's under that moo moo. We go to the back bedroom. Al thru the texts and then in person she runs thru the usual LE legal BS, which I always tell these girls you realize this means nothing right? You know a cop can totally lie to you right? No, they can't. Whatever.

I drop my shorts, lay on the bed, she puts me in her mouth. Very nice BBBJ. She's got weird, I don't know, skin bumps and like blood vessels showing on her shoulder, etc. I have her drop her top so I can grope her giant tits and yada yada yada I blow into her mouth (I asked her first she said its ok). She went to spit it out, and gave me a wet rag. Before we left the room she told me that her roommate / bodyguard will be in the living room so don't freak. I'm bigger than most dudes so I'm normally cool, and there were actually 2 white dudes sitting on couch watching TV.

I would return in a pinch. 40 for a BBBJ in a private residence is a perfect thing, since I don't do SW's and I don't care much for hotels, since that's where most people get busted. However a few days later I get an unsolicited text from her about her current special. I fucking hate when these chicks do that. I told her don't ever do that again and to delete my number from her phone.

When I call a girl, I often *67 the call so she doesn't have my number or the ability to nag me. Some of these girls really piss me off when they're jonesing in the middle of the night, call me, and wake me. That automatically puts them on the list of girls whose numbers I block. Sometimes I see them later, and they ask if I blocked them. Yep, don't frigging call me. I've blocked some girls who give pretty damn good service.

[Admin2]

When somebody gets busted for prostitution (796. 07) in Florida according to Florida Code 796. 08 they have to get tested for a bunch of stuff. If they get busted again after testing positive it's a different crime. Then they are CONVICTED under 796. 08 5a or b which is.

(5) A person who:

(a) Commits or offers to commit prostitution; or.

(be) Procures another for prostitution by engaging in sexual activity in a manner likely to transmit the human immunodeficiency virus,

And who, prior to the commission of such crime, had tested positive for human immunodeficiency virus and knew or had been informed that he or she had tested positive for human immunodeficiency virus and could possibly communicate such disease to another person through sexual activity commits criminal transmission of HIV, a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775. 082, s. 775. 083, or s. 775. 084. A person may be convicted and sentenced separately for a violation of this subsection And for the underlying crime of prostitution or procurement of prostitution.

See the underlined part, if somebody has a conviction for 796. 08 5a then they are engaging in prostitution after having been found to be infected with HIV by the Florida Board of Public Health and then you can post something here in an appropriate STD thread.

It's all right here; http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/...0796/0796.html

You can't call them a dirty skank, you can say Provider A has been convicted of 796. 08 5a and include a link to the PUBLICALY AVAILABLE record. No, and I mean NO comments on posts like this will ever be allowed.

Almost every state has a statute like this, it means somebody was tested by a competent medical authority, was found to be a carrier of HIV (Tenn includes Hep B and C as well) and subsequently tried to sell some pussy. Unless you have proof like this you can't say anything and that's why I deleted all the posts.

A2

[Lurker 2009]

"All you will ever need" (at least that's what her ads subject reads)

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...ed-24/10765237

So it was late one night last week, heading home from my pals house and I got an itch so I pull over and start cruising BP. After sorting past all the BS ads (ie most of them) I find this girls ad. Looks like a bigger girl, which I'm not that into, I like a meaty girl but she was looking past that point by about 50 lbs, but as always here, pickings are slim, and her face actually looks really cute, so I text here if she's available, she says she is. 60 for the half. I counter with 40 for 15. She agrees and I make my way to a private home (shack) of PBB.

Opens the door, and I think she's actually wearing a moo moo. She's big, and I don't want to see what's under that moo moo. We go to the back bedroom. Al thru the texts and then in person she runs thru the usual LE legal BS, which I always tell these girls you realize this means nothing right? You know a cop can totally lie to you right? No, they can't. Whatever.

I drop my shorts, lay on the bed, she puts me in her mouth. Very nice BBBJ. She's got weird, I don't know, skin bumps and like blood vessels showing on her shoulder, etc. I have her drop her top so I can grope her giant tits and yada yada yada I blow into her mouth (I asked her first she said its ok). She went to spit it out, and gave me a wet rag. Before we left the room she told me that her roommate / bodyguard will be in the living room so don't freak. I'm bigger than most dudes so I'm normally cool, and there were actually 2 white dudes sitting on couch watching TV.

I would return in a pinch. 40 for a BBBJ in a private residence is a perfect thing, since I don't do SW's and I don't care much for hotels, since that's where most people get busted. However a few days later I get an unsolicited text from her about her current special. I fucking hate when these chicks do that. I told her don't ever do that again and to delete my number from her phone.

Thanks for the well written report. I agree with you on the legal disclosures these women think are legally binding but are not, they just don't get it. Like on your girl's BP ad, she says police are NOT allowed to contact her. That's like a dope dealer putting fine print on his baggies that police are not allowed to purchase his drugs. Completely meaningless. My friend advises SWers all the time not to do cop checks because it can get them pinched, then the next time they get in the car, they do it again.

Be careful of wet rags, towels etc from a girls room, you don't know who wiped what with it previously. It could actually introduce germs onto your skin. Ask for paper towels or napkins, bring your own in your pocket, have wet wipes (with alcohol or chlorine) in the car.

Be safe.

[DrPotato]

"All you will ever need" (at least that's what her ads subject reads)

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-you-will-ever-need-24/10765237


So it was late one night last week, heading home from my pals house and I got an itch so I pull over and start cruising BP. After sorting past all the BS ads (ie most of them) I find this girls ad. Looks like a bigger girl, which I'm not that into, I like a meaty girl but she was looking past that point by about 50 lbs, but as always here, pickings are slim, and her face actually looks really cute, so I text here if she's available, she says she is. 60 for the half. I counter with 40 for 15. She agrees and I make my way to a private home (shack) of PBB.

Opens the door, and I think she's actually wearing a moo moo. She's big, and I don't want to see what's under that moo moo. We go to the back bedroom. Al thru the texts and then in person she runs thru the usual LE legal BS, which I always tell these girls you realize this means nothing right? You know a cop can totally lie to you right? No, they can't. Whatever.

I drop my shorts, lay on the bed, she puts me in her mouth. Very nice BBBJ. She's got weird, I don't know, skin bumps and like blood vessels showing on her shoulder, etc. I have her drop her top so I can grope her giant tits and yada yada yada I blow into her mouth (I asked her first she said its ok). She went to spit it out, and gave me a wet rag. Before we left the room she told me that her roommate / bodyguard will be in the living room so don't freak. I'm bigger than most dudes so I'm normally cool, and there were actually 2 white dudes sitting on couch watching TV.

I would return in a pinch. 40 for a BBBJ in a private residence is a perfect thing, since I don't do SW's and I don't care much for hotels, since that's where most people get busted. However a few days later I get an unsolicited text from her about her current special. I fucking hate when these chicks do that. I told her don't ever do that again and to delete my number from her phone.

[DrPotato]

Theres a reason why details have become slim for MP's too many busts lately) , and maybe that now applies to BP, as well.

For me, though, when I report on a BP girl, I'll provide the rate usually.

I've had this discussion before with guys from this site in my town who act like they are going to get arrested for posts they make here. Its never happened, never will. And I don't think it matters whether or not you give specifics here either about a girl. Cops are not going to read our details and go OMG that girl is providing illegal services, we should go investigate! When they want to bust an escort, to keep us safe, they just have to call the girl and goto her incall. It's not like they don't have accounts on that oThER site with complete explicit details.

These forums are for guys to provide good quality information to other guys in this hobby, details about price, services, dangers, in a more direct and better way than the other review site. Without that, and some guy just talking about what a great time he had, is like reading Penthouse Fantasy Forums articles.

At least that's my humble opinion.