Strip Club Reports

[GcFantasy93]

OK, here it goes. Good ole 1,000, the grande, the big cheese report. I was hesitant to use this adventure for my 1,000th post, but it was worth it. As I often do when the roommate is out of town, I ventured out and came across my old faithful, DD's. Since the curtains came down, the talent in my eyes has went down, or so it has seemed. As walked blindly into the treasure hole, (it goes from sunlight to near darkness) I say a treasure-trove of talent to behold. Many of my old favs, and a couple of new ones. Melissa and Sandy were there, a new girl that I had seen before and got decent traction with. Then this new Brunette approaches, and damn did that Plastic Surgeon know what he was doing. She had a stunning body, almost no body fat, 5'3" and for sure a 9. 5 body with a 7. 5 face. The breasts were magnificent even tho they were store-bought and almost impossible to tell even after repeated hand fulls and mouth fulls. We had a few drinks, and she was either a great actress (aren't they all) on actually enjoyed being with me. As the afternoon wore on, my resistance finally caved, and off to the elevated play spots. She took me to what she called her office. Even before the next song started, she was already worked up. I said Hey. We don't start till the next song, and she replied, I started 20 minutes ago. Soon as the next song started. We were at it like two teenagers in the back of their fathers Impala. My roaming fingers found her honey hole, and damn, she wasn't lying. She was moist and geared up to play. I stayed there until her legs shuddered and I watched her face. It was real, or really good acting, but my fingers came back with the former, not the latter. All during the first song, or as I like to call it, HER TIME. She had her hand on little NU and tried to work him, but she was too distracted in her own pleasures. Now that she was pleased. It was obviously my turn. She complained that I didn't wear the right "strip-club" pants and finally worked her way to a bit bigger little Nu. Between her hands, and then a fantastic breast massage, it didn't take long and she was hands and chest full of Nu-butter. I said, sorry, and she said, don't be, it is her mess to clean up. You got to love that kind of devotion. So after a bit of breath-catching, we got un-disheveled and headed back to the libation station. We enjoyed one more drink. She leaned in, and said, look, I really enjoyed being with you, and why should you come here and spend money, when you can come to my place and then we don't have to worry about missing curtains (a previous conversation we shared). She gave me her digits, and of course, to make sure they were real, I immediately texted her from my mongering app. Her phone immediately lit up, and so did her face. We kissed, and off I went, spent and happy. The whole afternoon cost me just under a Mario Coin and that included several drinks. It wasn't much later that evening when I received two texts from her, saying how much she enjoyed the time, and looked forward to getting together after the new year.

Is there a name for her?

[NewAgain]

OK, here it goes. Good ole 1,000, the grande, the big cheese report. I was hesitant to use this adventure for my 1,000th post, but it was worth it. As I often do when the roommate is out of town, I ventured out and came across my old faithful, DD's. Since the curtains came down, the talent in my eyes has went down, or so it has seemed. As walked blindly into the treasure hole, (it goes from sunlight to near darkness) I say a treasure-trove of talent to behold. Many of my old favs, and a couple of new ones. Melissa and Sandy were there, a new girl that I had seen before and got decent traction with. Then this new Brunette approaches, and damn did that Plastic Surgeon know what he was doing. She had a stunning body, almost no body fat, 5'3" and for sure a 9. 5 body with a 7. 5 face. The breasts were magnificent even tho they were store-bought and almost impossible to tell even after repeated hand fulls and mouth fulls. We had a few drinks, and she was either a great actress (aren't they all) on actually enjoyed being with me. As the afternoon wore on, my resistance finally caved, and off to the elevated play spots. She took me to what she called her office. Even before the next song started, she was already worked up. I said Hey. We don't start till the next song, and she replied, I started 20 minutes ago. Soon as the next song started. We were at it like two teenagers in the back of their fathers Impala. My roaming fingers found her honey hole, and damn, she wasn't lying. She was moist and geared up to play. I stayed there until her legs shuddered and I watched her face. It was real, or really good acting, but my fingers came back with the former, not the latter. All during the first song, or as I like to call it, HER TIME. She had her hand on little NU and tried to work him, but she was too distracted in her own pleasures. Now that she was pleased. It was obviously my turn. She complained that I didn't wear the right "strip-club" pants and finally worked her way to a bit bigger little Nu. Between her hands, and then a fantastic breast massage, it didn't take long and she was hands and chest full of Nu-butter. I said, sorry, and she said, don't be, it is her mess to clean up. You got to love that kind of devotion. So after a bit of breath-catching, we got un-disheveled and headed back to the libation station. We enjoyed one more drink. She leaned in, and said, look, I really enjoyed being with you, and why should you come here and spend money, when you can come to my place and then we don't have to worry about missing curtains (a previous conversation we shared). She gave me her digits, and of course, to make sure they were real, I immediately texted her from my mongering app. Her phone immediately lit up, and so did her face. We kissed, and off I went, spent and happy. The whole afternoon cost me just under a Mario Coin and that included several drinks. It wasn't much later that evening when I received two texts from her, saying how much she enjoyed the time, and looked forward to getting together after the new year.

[NewAgain]

If you are referring to Bottoms Up, then no, not new. And barely open. Horrible hours.

Is there a club in New Smyrna near the airport? Saw a sign looked like it wasn't open but maybe I'm wrong. Any info?

[MadisonGuy69]

Is there a club in New Smyrna near the airport? Saw a sign looked like it wasn't open but maybe I'm wrong. Any info?

[HotVic]

I don't post on here much but I hit the grandview to have a few drinks when this little cutie caught my eye Abby or Gabby couldn't really hear her name but she's a little hottie we chatted a bit and I got her to come to my room for a good time.

[NoFear101]

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[Boynton]

Well, sad to say, but bottoms up is almost dead. Stopped by in the afternoon, no one in there except bouncer. He said the dancers don't arrive until 8. Drove past at 8 and the parking lot was still empty. Can't last long like that.

Except for the $10 K a night that hit the books a liquor sales.

[NewAgain]

No,

I actually opted for a cerebral day. Talk, hugging, drinking fun vs a nut in my shorts. I have had both there. This one was more fun than all the other times. The only downside was the hangover.

In other words, you struck out. Hopefully, for a sawbuck the next time you visit you will get some takeout digits tho.

[NoFear101]

Spent about 5 hours at DD yesterday. Started up with chatting up Anya, a tall blonde with a massive rack. We did a drink together, then played for two songs, just not feeling it. Then out of the blue comes a brunette, cute as a button, and immediately said hey, where have you been. Now I am now stranger to the tricks and games. So I said, hmmm. Nice try. She then said no, you and I did 4 songs together in the booths, and I was wearing Librarian glasses, a dork short and different color hair. Bingo. We got bingo. So 4. 5 hours later, I left happy as a lark, with all my nut juice still internal, but had a blast. Met a fellow football fan, and we sat with her, Melissa and even got the bartender hammered. All in all, a really fair time for around a sawbuck of pocket change. Fun doesn't always have to be in the booths, sometimes you just get lucky and connect with one of the dancers, who by the way are not all looking for a quick buck.

In other words, you struck out. Hopefully, for a sawbuck the next time you visit you will get some takeout digits tho.

[NewAgain]

Spent about 5 hours at DD yesterday. Started up with chatting up Anya, a tall blonde with a massive rack. We did a drink together, then played for two songs, just not feeling it. Then out of the blue comes a brunette, cute as a button, and immediately said hey, where have you been. Now I am now stranger to the tricks and games. So I said, hmmm. Nice try. She then said no, you and I did 4 songs together in the booths, and I was wearing Librarian glasses, a dork short and different color hair. Bingo. We got bingo. So 4. 5 hours later, I left happy as a lark, with all my nut juice still internal, but had a blast. Met a fellow football fan, and we sat with her, Melissa and even got the bartender hammered. All in all, a really fair time for around a sawbuck of pocket change. Fun doesn't always have to be in the booths, sometimes you just get lucky and connect with one of the dancers, who by the way are not all looking for a quick buck.

[Edgewater94]

Well, sad to say, but bottoms up is almost dead. Stopped by in the afternoon, no one in there except bouncer. He said the dancers don't arrive until 8. Drove past at 8 and the parking lot was still empty. Can't last long like that.

[STEWMAN]

Stopped by DD the other day. Curtains are gone but they but some up on the railing in front of the booths so fun can easily be had. A few Regulars still there including the beautiful Bree. Place is still dark but plenty of fun can still be had it the corner booths. Still lots of fun in my book.

[James185]

Like I said in the escort report I've had a busy week. I'll start by saying that I'm not a strip club guy but this week I found myself stopping by Biggins which is on my way home from work and meeting a young lady with a sexy little body and a money making attitude. Now as much as this rant is about this women and the cost of her companionships, which ended up costing me quite a bit, it really is a rant about my stupidity for going into a strip club fallen for a sexy stripper and her sob story about rent and bills and thinking that something good is going to come of it. I know better! Needless to say 600 less marios in the monger account no OTC or real action to speak of but a lesson relearned. I'll be sticking to the classified's for my mongering habits.

Double OOuch.

[Dinerjim]

Next time let me know I'll come by and kick you in the balls and only charge you 100 Marios and you will end up in the same position but more left in your pocket.

I'll do it for 50 and kick you in the balls twice.

[Andy1979]

Like I said in the escort report I've had a busy week. I'll start by saying that I'm not a strip club guy but this week I found myself stopping by Biggins which is on my way home from work and meeting a young lady with a sexy little body and a money making attitude. Now as much as this rant is about this women and the cost of her companionships, which ended up costing me quite a bit, it really is a rant about my stupidity for going into a strip club fallen for a sexy stripper and her sob story about rent and bills and thinking that something good is going to come of it. I know better! Needless to say 600 less marios in the monger account no OTC or real action to speak of but a lesson relearned. I'll be sticking to the classified's for my mongering habits.

Next time let me know I'll come by and kick you in the balls and only charge you 100 Marios and you will end up in the same position but more left in your pocket.