Strip Club Reports

[Swim999]

And there's the alarming trend.

"Yeah, full-service used to be available for a reasonable price at <blank> back before <blank>, but not any more."

The first blank refers to any Volusia strip club. The second blank refers to any event that occurred before I showed up to partake, LOL.

Don't worry AMP lads, I'll stay away so at leasy you'll still have your HE's, LOL.

Cheers!

When I lived on the west coast there were plenty of strip clubs and you could actually afford to go drink beer, hang out and get private dances with extras. The best thing was a lot of those chicks did Outside The Club (OTC) action. You get a private dance and all you had to do was ask if OTC is available? If it is you make an arrangement for later and wait for her to finish her shift or come back about that time. She'd work the rest of the crowd during her shift and meet up later and take you to her place. It was not uncommon to have several dancers staying in the same apartment. That's a bonus. I didn't care as long as we had a room to ourselves. If I repeated with her I would skip the club and just meet up at her place at some unholy hour. I would end up meeting whoever (other dancers) lived there and eventually work my way through her roommates. Days gone by. Everything changes and everything comes to an end.

[MSheeran]

Does anyone know if Biggins is open?

Anything going on at Bottoms up? Last time I was there at around 5 PM, no dancers had arrived.

Looking to stop in somewhere this weekend but I wonder how the cold weather will affect dancer turnout. Headlights on! LOL.

[LWS1027]

Wasn't the 2nd floor completely nude dancing at one point? Is it still?

Thank you.

It hasn't been for the last several years. Now just overpriced VIP with less mileage than the downstairs booths. The couches are more comfortable, though.

[RemoveTrace1]

Well, Sir Falken does it again. You truly missed your calling.

I know you and I were supposed to have a Strip Club get-together, but Covid took care of that. I don't even bother anymore.

Thank you for the entertaining report. Yes, the days of affordable fun in the clubs has long passed.

[EroticM]

Wasn't the 2nd floor completely nude dancing at one point? Is it still?

Thank you.

[Joshua Falken]

Thank you for the entertaining report. Yes, the days of affordable fun in the clubs has long passed.

And there's the alarming trend.

"Yeah, full-service used to be available for a reasonable price at <blank> back before <blank>, but not any more."

The first blank refers to any Volusia strip club. The second blank refers to any event that occurred before I showed up to partake, LOL.

Don't worry AMP lads, I'll stay away so at leasy you'll still have your HE's, LOL.

Cheers!

[Edgewater94]

Here in the final (probably) chapter we'll explore the fundamental question posed back in part one, detail a few lessons learned, discuss budgets, and tie up a few loose ends. That's quite a haul so best get cracking.

So what was the fundamental question? Well, back in part one I stated "Recently I've developed a wild hair up me arse to learn the strip club scene and determine if there is anything in it for me. " So the question is, "Is there anything in the local strip club scene for me?"

The answer to that question, like all important questions, is nuanced, but the short answer is "not much." Let me explain.

If my goals were to lust over scantily clad lasses, massage some rather fine bare breasts, or have a truly magnificent wee arse grind on my cock through trousers, then I would haunt these clubs like Hill House. These are not my goals. To be frank, I want to nut while inside a ridiculously fine lass. Is that too much to ask, LOL!

So these are my findings. Generally, the hotter the lass, the more expensive her services. And I'm not talking about private dances (yawn). I'm talking about VIP / Champagne Room playtime frivolities. These start around two hundred bob for fifteen minutes with an F-7 (my lowest bar) and will generally include all-access touching at a minimum. With an F-7 or below (and, as always, depending on the individual lass), this may also include a stripper slide or possibly, though less likely, a handy to completion. With an F-8, these same services can be had for a bit more. Somewhere around two fifty for fifteen minutes. Once in F-9 or F-10 territory, two eighty or even three hundred bob is common for fifteen minutes, and a stripper slide is the basic service. If you want to get inside any of these lasses for the standard VIP rate, just plan on disappointment and you'll usually be right. Bring more cash to the party and you will often get these lasses to loosen their rules. The least I have been able to negotiate full-service for is four hundred bob with an F-8, and that was after several nights buying dances and getting her comfortable with me. And here's the rub (pun intended): It is very difficult to determine how far a lass will go in the VIP before you're actually there. In the previous chapter I've described the two biggest tells, but they are by no means a certainty. They will just help you increase the odds of extras being on the menu.

So given these findings, and the fact that my goal was to spend only a bit more on a stripper than on an escort, why isn't the answer just a plain ol' "no, there is nothing for me on the strip club scene"? Well, because of two highly mitigating factors. Firstly, the top end of strippers are miles hotter than advertising Volusia escorts. There is just no comparison. Setting aside my unholy affinity for Niina Snow, no lass on STG today would rank an F-7 or higher on my personal hotness list. A few could reach F-7 if the drugs weren't destroying their skin and teeth, but that's the value of a stripper. She is generally young, usually fit, but always has beautiful skin. Mitigating factor number two is the ability to get a fantastic preview. I mean, just think about it lads, how many times have you booked an escort, only to be sorely (pun intended) disappointed upon arrival? For me, too numerous to count. I've grown very much tired of dates where I must force myself to ignore the sores, or the teeth, or the smell, or the thirty extra pounds that weren't in her ad. In a strip club, you can see exactly what you'll get up on stage, or even feel it for twenty five bob during a private dance.

So to summarize, the idea of me finding some top end stripper trim for escort donations in Volusia has proven laughable. On the other hand, if I'm willing to part with huge wads of cash, there are some amazingly fine options available. My advice to lads out there is this: Unless you're wealthy, don't go to a strip club looking to get laid. Go for the show and the occasional private dance. If you're looking for sex (and assuming you don't have a hot young UTR on tap), a well-reviewed escort is your best and most certain bet.

Oh, funny story. The other night I'm spooning my UTR in post-coital bliss when she turns to me and says "Hey, what's with all the 2am booty calls? Are you working nights or something?"

"Exactly," I reply, "I've recently been burning the midnight oil on an important new research project."

Well, I'm no liar after all, LOL!

Yeah, speaking of the midnight oil, the shadows grow long and I have a decent bit of wrap up remaining, so I'm going to call it a night. I'll push one more installment to tie up a few loose ends though. Oh, fun fact: My Catalina benefactor has spoken! I am compelled to publish a review based on a Norse epic, much in the vein of Beowulf or Crichton's "Eaters of the Dead" (aka The 13th Warrior). Sounds fun.

I swear upon my arm ring, it shall be done.

Thank you for the entertaining report. Yes, the days of affordable fun in the clubs has long passed.

[Joshua Falken]

Here in the final (probably) chapter we'll explore the fundamental question posed back in part one, detail a few lessons learned, discuss budgets, and tie up a few loose ends. That's quite a haul so best get cracking.

So what was the fundamental question? Well, back in part one I stated "Recently I've developed a wild hair up me arse to learn the strip club scene and determine if there is anything in it for me. " So the question is, "Is there anything in the local strip club scene for me?"

The answer to that question, like all important questions, is nuanced, but the short answer is "not much." Let me explain.

If my goals were to lust over scantily clad lasses, massage some rather fine bare breasts, or have a truly magnificent wee arse grind on my cock through trousers, then I would haunt these clubs like Hill House. These are not my goals. To be frank, I want to nut while inside a ridiculously fine lass. Is that too much to ask, LOL!

So these are my findings. Generally, the hotter the lass, the more expensive her services. And I'm not talking about private dances (yawn). I'm talking about VIP / Champagne Room playtime frivolities. These start around two hundred bob for fifteen minutes with an F-7 (my lowest bar) and will generally include all-access touching at a minimum. With an F-7 or below (and, as always, depending on the individual lass), this may also include a stripper slide or possibly, though less likely, a handy to completion. With an F-8, these same services can be had for a bit more. Somewhere around two fifty for fifteen minutes. Once in F-9 or F-10 territory, two eighty or even three hundred bob is common for fifteen minutes, and a stripper slide is the basic service. If you want to get inside any of these lasses for the standard VIP rate, just plan on disappointment and you'll usually be right. Bring more cash to the party and you will often get these lasses to loosen their rules. The least I have been able to negotiate full-service for is four hundred bob with an F-8, and that was after several nights buying dances and getting her comfortable with me. And here's the rub (pun intended): It is very difficult to determine how far a lass will go in the VIP before you're actually there. In the previous chapter I've described the two biggest tells, but they are by no means a certainty. They will just help you increase the odds of extras being on the menu.

So given these findings, and the fact that my goal was to spend only a bit more on a stripper than on an escort, why isn't the answer just a plain ol' "no, there is nothing for me on the strip club scene"? Well, because of two highly mitigating factors. Firstly, the top end of strippers are miles hotter than advertising Volusia escorts. There is just no comparison. Setting aside my unholy affinity for Niina Snow, no lass on STG today would rank an F-7 or higher on my personal hotness list. A few could reach F-7 if the drugs weren't destroying their skin and teeth, but that's the value of a stripper. She is generally young, usually fit, but always has beautiful skin. Mitigating factor number two is the ability to get a fantastic preview. I mean, just think about it lads, how many times have you booked an escort, only to be sorely (pun intended) disappointed upon arrival? For me, too numerous to count. I've grown very much tired of dates where I must force myself to ignore the sores, or the teeth, or the smell, or the thirty extra pounds that weren't in her ad. In a strip club, you can see exactly what you'll get up on stage, or even feel it for twenty five bob during a private dance.

So to summarize, the idea of me finding some top end stripper trim for escort donations in Volusia has proven laughable. On the other hand, if I'm willing to part with huge wads of cash, there are some amazingly fine options available. My advice to lads out there is this: Unless you're wealthy, don't go to a strip club looking to get laid. Go for the show and the occasional private dance. If you're looking for sex (and assuming you don't have a hot young UTR on tap), a well-reviewed escort is your best and most certain bet.

Oh, funny story. The other night I'm spooning my UTR in post-coital bliss when she turns to me and says "Hey, what's with all the 2am booty calls? Are you working nights or something?"

"Exactly," I reply, "I've recently been burning the midnight oil on an important new research project."

Well, I'm no liar after all, LOL!

Yeah, speaking of the midnight oil, the shadows grow long and I have a decent bit of wrap up remaining, so I'm going to call it a night. I'll push one more installment to tie up a few loose ends though. Oh, fun fact: My Catalina benefactor has spoken! I am compelled to publish a review based on a Norse epic, much in the vein of Beowulf or Crichton's "Eaters of the Dead" (aka The 13th Warrior). Sounds fun.

I swear upon my arm ring, it shall be done.

[Edgewater94]

And where have you found that magical combo Edgwater94?

I am in the same predicament and usually go back and forth. But I like the strip clubs because I feel a little more in control of my destination and can prolong the adventure until the money runs out. I have had great times in the club for $ to $. 5 which is now comparable to the AMP experience. But far less scripted than AMP and far more sexy. I am also influenced by keeping things very safe in regard to LEO and to STD. So there are many factors at play.

My latest interest is Michelle at Jie on beachside. She's not young or a hot body. But when you walk in she actually smiles and seems happy to see you. I've been there too many times recently and we get along well. I hate when you pay and they seem like you're bothering them. Not with Michelle. She's like the girlfriend that you would just hook up with and move on.

[Edgewater94]

While I've been a strip club junkie my entire adult life, I've found the Daytona scene extremely lacking. Thanks to Sir Falken for his missives on the local clubs. So much fun to read, and enlightening. They took me back to a time when I was visiting clubs in the Detroit area regularly with significantly more funds. It was fun to walk into a place, eye my target and have her back in the VIP bouncing on the little dog in about 10 minutes. Detroit area clubs are really just brothels with a stage.

I love the clubs and have visited them in many cities and other countries. However, in Daytona area, I've abstained mostly because of the arcane Volusia County pasty rules and well, honestly it's hard for me to get out at night. The last visit was eight pages ago to the now defunct Cheetah. I get the feeling from the experts on this board that daytime isn't a good time locally. BTW, are the arcane pasty rules still in effect? Do most places blow them off?

But thanks to all who post on this board, to keep my juices flowing, so to speak. My personal situation foregoes me to participate. Cheers all, HD2.

The old Shark lounge was the shit. Chitwood went there for a bust and had some colorful words to describe it. Go in, grab a drink, find the girl, and take her to the back for whatever was agreed upon. No supervision. Seats in the back were covered in all kinds of DNA and the floor was littered with condom wrappers. That was the last of the fun days. There was an oriental girl that would talk with you at the bar and say for a dollar you can feel my pussy. So of course I did, right at the bar. I tried for OTC with her but never worked out.

[Horn Dog Too]

While I've been a strip club junkie my entire adult life, I've found the Daytona scene extremely lacking. Thanks to Sir Falken for his missives on the local clubs. So much fun to read, and enlightening. They took me back to a time when I was visiting clubs in the Detroit area regularly with significantly more funds. It was fun to walk into a place, eye my target and have her back in the VIP bouncing on the little dog in about 10 minutes. Detroit area clubs are really just brothels with a stage.

I love the clubs and have visited them in many cities and other countries. However, in Daytona area, I've abstained mostly because of the arcane Volusia County pasty rules and well, honestly it's hard for me to get out at night. The last visit was eight pages ago to the now defunct Cheetah. I get the feeling from the experts on this board that daytime isn't a good time locally. BTW, are the arcane pasty rules still in effect? Do most places blow them off?

But thanks to all who post on this board, to keep my juices flowing, so to speak. My personal situation foregoes me to participate. Cheers all, HD2.

[MSheeran]

And where have you found that magical combo Edgwater94?

I am in the same predicament and usually go back and forth. But I like the strip clubs because I feel a little more in control of my destination and can prolong the adventure until the money runs out. I have had great times in the club for $ to $. 5 which is now comparable to the AMP experience. But far less scripted than AMP and far more sexy. I am also influenced by keeping things very safe in regard to LEO and to STD. So there are many factors at play.

Thanks for your reports on our local haunts. While it is kind of exciting to see if you can score something unexpected, I've found that it usually isn't worth the green. And I usually realize that on my way home with empty pockets. An AMP or provider that is a known, is boring too. I like to have the situation with a little unknown and still have a great outcome. While being safe.

[Joshua Falken]

Thanks for your reports on our local haunts. While it is kind of exciting to see if you can score something unexpected, I've found that it usually isn't worth the green. And I usually realize that on my way home with empty pockets. An AMP or provider that is a known, is boring too. I like to have the situation with a little unknown and still have a great outcome. While being safe.

Amen brother...to all of that!

[Edgewater94]

Over the next two posts I will wra
p this series up and give you gents your channel back, LOL. Chapter seven ended on night number three of my strip club field research, and covered experiences with five separate clubs. In real-time, however, I am on night number seven and have made multiple visits to six separate clubs at this point (recently adding Lollipops to my repertoire). So you see lads, what I've written to-date lags significantly behind my experiences and the gulf grows wider every day. Since I'll need to end the running commentary somewhere, this seems like a good spot, finishing the series after my first club "finish" as it were. Plus, now that UTR's "Rhymes with Fannie" and "DeLand Barbie" are back on my rotation, I want to start thinking about plotlines for A Space Opera II. If that previous sentence made no sense to you, check out post #2044 in the Deltona, Deland, Ormond, and Port Orange thread. As of right now you'll find it back on page 41. Anyway, cracking on.

Before I pull my thoughts together, let me briefly set the context. My conclusions, observations, ideas, etc., expressed below represent my best understanding as of today, and are the products of all my research, experiences, conversations, and messaging to-date. Also, regardless of how I construct any of the sentences below, they are all opinions and subject to all the flawed logic and skewed inferences you might expect from a strip clubbing novice. So with that, let's get into the meat and taters by paraphrasing the goals articulated in Part 1:

1. What extracurriculars are available on the strip club scene?
2. What costs are associated with extracurriculars?
3. What conditions affect the availability of extracurriculars?
4. What are the best approaches to maximize chances of extracurriculars?

Let's address those one by one. And by the way, if you're an old hand at this strip club game, please don't be offended. This noob isn't telling anyone how they should club. I'm just summarizing what I think I've learned. Perhaps there are even gents out there still more noob than I who could benefit from these experiences. Right, cracking on then.

What extracurriculars are available on the strip club scene? Well, it's all available, if you find the right lass and you're willing to pay for it. Just don't expect much in the private dance areas. Most of these places are as private as a church pew, so a dancer willing to go FIV is rare, and beyond FIV is rarer still. The real action occurs in more private surrounds like VIP rooms or out of the club entirely (OTC). Even there, it will be up to the lass as to what's available. Once you are intimate with her in the VIP, your chances at extras with her in the private dance area or OTC go up dramatically, assuming you've been a good boy of course. It stands to reason, right? She knows you aren't UC, she knows you spend, and she knows how you treat her. BTW, my sad but honest assessment is this. Of the dancers that meet my standards, only about twenty percent offer extras under reasonable conditions. By reasonable I mean those who will nut you for a two hundred quid trip to the VIP (which many here wouldn't consider reasonable at all). I'm sure if you wanted to motivate a lass with obscene amounts of cash you will usually succeed, so I'm not counting those. Oh, and if you are willing to shag any dancer in evidence, your chances go way up as well.

What costs are associated with extras? Let's discuss the entire topic of cost, though these vary a bit by club. The following are all assumed to be pre-tip costs unless otherwise stated. First, the drinks. On the low end are domestic bottles for around four bob. For mixed drinks, expect to pay closer to ten. If buying for a lady, I've seen everything between ten and twenty. When you are sitting at the stage there is a reasonable expectation that you are tipping. Cough up at least a few bob per dancer or sit further away. If you really want to show your appreciation or want her to track you down after her set, plan on a lot more. Five or more per song will impress her and making it rain (tossing a stack of singles into the air above her) will usually impress her even more. Private dances will run in the twenty to thirty quid-per-song range. For a more intimate session with a lass, expect to pay between two hundred and three-fifty in a VIP or Champaign room. If you negotiate any extras beyond that, the costs are up to you and the lass. We'll definitely revisit the subject of cost a bit more in chapter 9.

What conditions affect the availability of extracurriculars? If extras are available at all, one of the conditions they will depend on is you. Are you well groomed, funny, generous, respectful, confident, believably complimentary, and in decent shape? If so, you are going to have a much easier time. If not, you'll need to be extra generous I suppose. And then there's the lass. Her relative need and demeanor, which changes by the evening and the hour, will weigh heavily on the availability of extras. Learn to read her body language and wave off if you aren't feeling it. Recently I approached the hottest lass in the club and offered to buy her a dance. I thought her cold steely gaze and pouty little mouth might just be part of her sexy, alluring persona. Nope, it was part of her real, chilly, no-touching-allowed personality. One and done! In my limited experience, if you are looking for extras, there are two major tells to look for. First, how overtly sexual does she act towards patrons in general. Second, and this is very important, does SHE suggest a trip to the private VIP / Champagne room? If she does, there is probably something more to be had. If you do, she'll probably say sure, then take all your money for a prolonged lap dance.

What are the best approaches to maximize chances of extracurriculars? I've covered many of these in previous paragraphs but I'll summarize and add a few here. First, let's just kick the elephant in the room square in the bean bag. Money talks. Nay, money shouts. Money roars so loud it shakes the clubs and dancers to their very foundations. If you're broke, there are no extras. Okay, so you've got cash, now what? Many of the escort mongering rules seem to apply. Arrive well groomed. Treat her with respect without acting like a simp (or she will not respect you). If you aren't feeling it with one lass, move onto the next. It may also take several visits to the same club and lass for her to get "extra" comfortable with you. If you're here for extras, you might consider chilling out at first, enjoy the stage and some private dances, and settle yourself in for a longer game. Now let's talk about the clock. You don't know her level of motivation at any given moment, but in general, she is probably more motivated to earn cash towards the end of her shift than in the beginning when she still harbors hope of pulling in four hundred quid through stage and lap dances. If we are talking about the night shift, then around one a.m. is peak hunting time. As for which days of the week are best, honestly, I'm not really sure. I've been lucky during both weekdays and weekends and struck out during both as well. There will certainly be more punani available on the weekend, but there will be more competition for it as well. Based on my relatively scant experience, it's been about a wash so far. Most of you reading this probably know better than me anyway.

Okay that was a lot to digest. Lets stop there and in the final chapter I'll try to bring this series to a close.

Thanks for your reports on our local haunts. While it is kind of exciting to see if you can score something unexpected, I've found that it usually isn't worth the green. And I usually realize that on my way home with empty pockets. An AMP or provider that is a known, is boring too. I like to have the situation with a little unknown and still have a great outcome. While being safe.

[Joshua Falken]

Over the next two posts I will wrap this series up and give you gents your channel back, LOL. Chapter seven ended on night number three of my strip club field research, and covered experiences with five separate clubs. In real-time, however, I am on night number seven and have made multiple visits to six separate clubs at this point (recently adding Lollipops to my repertoire). So you see lads, what I've written to-date lags significantly behind my experiences and the gulf grows wider every day. Since I'll need to end the running commentary somewhere, this seems like a good spot, finishing the series after my first club "finish" as it were. Plus, now that UTR's "Rhymes with Fannie" and "DeLand Barbie" are back on my rotation, I want to start thinking about plotlines for A Space Opera II. If that previous sentence made no sense to you, check out post #2044 in the Deltona, Deland, Ormond, and Port Orange thread. As of right now you'll find it back on page 41. Anyway, cracking on.

Before I pull my thoughts together, let me briefly set the context. My conclusions, observations, ideas, etc., expressed below represent my best understanding as of today, and are the products of all my research, experiences, conversations, and messaging to-date. Also, regardless of how I construct any of the sentences below, they are all opinions and subject to all the flawed logic and skewed inferences you might expect from a strip clubbing novice. So with that, let's get into the meat and taters by paraphrasing the goals articulated in Part 1:

1. What extracurriculars are available on the strip club scene?
2. What costs are associated with extracurriculars?
3. What conditions affect the availability of extracurriculars?
4. What are the best approaches to maximize chances of extracurriculars?

Let's address those one by one. And by the way, if you're an old hand at this strip club game, please don't be offended. This noob isn't telling anyone how they should club. I'm just summarizing what I think I've learned. Perhaps there are even gents out there still more noob than I who could benefit from these experiences. Right, cracking on then.

What extracurriculars are available on the strip club scene? Well, it's all available, if you find the right lass and you're willing to pay for it. Just don't expect much in the private dance areas. Most of these places are as private as a church pew, so a dancer willing to go FIV is rare, and beyond FIV is rarer still. The real action occurs in more private surrounds like VIP rooms or out of the club entirely (OTC). Even there, it will be up to the lass as to what's available. Once you are intimate with her in the VIP, your chances at extras with her in the private dance area or OTC go up dramatically, assuming you've been a good boy of course. It stands to reason, right? She knows you aren't UC, she knows you spend, and she knows how you treat her. BTW, my sad but honest assessment is this. Of the dancers that meet my standards, only about twenty percent offer extras under reasonable conditions. By reasonable I mean those who will nut you for a two hundred quid trip to the VIP (which many here wouldn't consider reasonable at all). I'm sure if you wanted to motivate a lass with obscene amounts of cash you will usually succeed, so I'm not counting those. Oh, and if you are willing to shag any dancer in evidence, your chances go way up as well.

What costs are associated with extras? Let's discuss the entire topic of cost, though these vary a bit by club. The following are all assumed to be pre-tip costs unless otherwise stated. First, the drinks. On the low end are domestic bottles for around four bob. For mixed drinks, expect to pay closer to ten. If buying for a lady, I've seen everything between ten and twenty. When you are sitting at the stage there is a reasonable expectation that you are tipping. Cough up at least a few bob per dancer or sit further away. If you really want to show your appreciation or want her to track you down after her set, plan on a lot more. Five or more per song will impress her and making it rain (tossing a stack of singles into the air above her) will usually impress her even more. Private dances will run in the twenty to thirty quid-per-song range. For a more intimate session with a lass, expect to pay between two hundred and three-fifty in a VIP or Champaign room. If you negotiate any extras beyond that, the costs are up to you and the lass. We'll definitely revisit the subject of cost a bit more in chapter 9.

What conditions affect the availability of extracurriculars? If extras are available at all, one of the conditions they will depend on is you. Are you well groomed, funny, generous, respectful, confident, believably complimentary, and in decent shape? If so, you are going to have a much easier time. If not, you'll need to be extra generous I suppose. And then there's the lass. Her relative need and demeanor, which changes by the evening and the hour, will weigh heavily on the availability of extras. Learn to read her body language and wave off if you aren't feeling it. Recently I approached the hottest lass in the club and offered to buy her a dance. I thought her cold steely gaze and pouty little mouth might just be part of her sexy, alluring persona. Nope, it was part of her real, chilly, no-touching-allowed personality. One and done! In my limited experience, if you are looking for extras, there are two major tells to look for. First, how overtly sexual does she act towards patrons in general. Second, and this is very important, does SHE suggest a trip to the private VIP / Champagne room? If she does, there is probably something more to be had. If you do, she'll probably say sure, then take all your money for a prolonged lap dance.

What are the best approaches to maximize chances of extracurriculars? I've covered many of these in previous paragraphs but I'll summarize and add a few here. First, let's just kick the elephant in the room square in the bean bag. Money talks. Nay, money shouts. Money roars so loud it shakes the clubs and dancers to their very foundations. If you're broke, there are no extras. Okay, so you've got cash, now what? Many of the escort mongering rules seem to apply. Arrive well groomed. Treat her with respect without acting like a simp (or she will not respect you). If you aren't feeling it with one lass, move onto the next. It may also take several visits to the same club and lass for her to get "extra" comfortable with you. If you're here for extras, you might consider chilling out at first, enjoy the stage and some private dances, and settle yourself in for a longer game. Now let's talk about the clock. You don't know her level of motivation at any given moment, but in general, she is probably more motivated to earn cash towards the end of her shift than in the beginning when she still harbors hope of pulling in four hundred quid through stage and lap dances. If we are talking about the night shift, then around one a.m. is peak hunting time. As for which days of the week are best, honestly, I'm not really sure. I've been lucky during both weekdays and weekends and struck out during both as well. There will certainly be more punani available on the weekend, but there will be more competition for it as well. Based on my relatively scant experience, it's been about a wash so far. Most of you reading this probably know better than me anyway.

Okay that was a lot to digest. Lets stop there and in the final chapter I'll try to bring this series to a close.