Massage Parlor Reports

[Blunt]

After my fiasco at Ambrosia, I decided to try an AMP. Checked Royal Oriental's website before going. I had a stressful week and was really in the mood for a good massage (and hopefully more). They said they offered "Thai Massage" so I figured they must have Thai girls. Was really getting my hope up as IMHO you can't beat those LBFMs. The price was 69 for an hour massage and another 22 for the TS. I've been paying $ for a professional legit massage in my home state so I figured this could be a deal if the massage was good at least.

Any way, I get there and I'm asked if I've been there before. I lied and said "yes but it's been about 4 or 5 months" figuring it would get me better service. The woman at the door (who was hot by the way and had some great cleavage) asked which provider I had. I made up a name and she seemed to buy it. I asked to see the available girls and was told she only had the one, but that I would be "very happy. "

As she led me to the back, she introduced me to the girl who was a very attractive Asian whom I later found out was Chinese. At this time I also told them I wanted the TS first. They seemed to think I would prefer it at the end but I told them I didn't get a chance to shower yet and I didn't care about smelling like lotion afterwards. I was instructed to get undressed and to put on the robe hanging on the wall. The cutie led me by the arm to the shower room, on the way she was telling me how handsome and strong I was. I really liked that even if she says it to all the guys. The table shower was great, with some really good cleaning of all the right places. She was very playful during the whole thing. She did a good job of drying me off well also. Back in the room I asked her if it wouldn't be better if she took off her clothes. She gave me a playful slap and told me "never. " She started into a fantastic massage, if it lasted the hour I'd be very pleased with just that. But, as she was working on my upper legs, telling me again how muscular they were, I reached down and put my hand on her calf and told her she was pretty hard too. I asked her if it as ok that I was touching her and she said yes. As I was reaching higher up her leg I told her to let me know if I go too far. She didn't answer so I just kept going. It was a little awkward in the position I was in but I managed to get a few moans out of her and detected dampness as well.

After the flip she brushed the parts and I was ready. She pointed to it and said "rub" I was like "of course" what became apparent was that she meant for me to do it. I offered tips, but she said "no you. " Oh well, I figured it would be cool if she at least watched, I knew I had a good amount stored up. As I started, she continued on with the massage which quickly became a massaging of the boys with one hand and my nips with the other. With just a little prodding my hand was replaced with hers. Turned out to be top notch. I was surprised that she then continued on with the massage finishing up the remainder of the hour. A. 2 tip and I got a nice hug on the way out. Will repeat!

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[Ducky007]

Dude, the proper response to the statement "It's my turn, you get me" is "Well, it's my money, I'll take her or go elsewhere". Don't be bullied.

And when the rubber gloves came out. Lady I'm not here for a cavity search! And leave ISO, like Santa said it is your money.

Peace

[Blunt]

Dude, the proper response to the statement "It's my turn, you get me" is "Well, it's my money, I'll take her or go elsewhere". Don't be bullied.

Thanks Sant. Good advice. Newbie mistake. Watch my upcoming post (not the one I'm about to write but the next one for yet another newbie mistake. The good news is I'm getting better at this.

Blunt

[Santa66]

Hello, Mongers,

First I'd like to thank admin and everyone on here and in ISG for this wonderful benefit to society. I RTFF and took my first venture to a massage place.

I went to the (new?) place across from Hooters on University. Happened to be next door getting smokes and saw the place so I thought I'd pop in to check it out. At the counter was a heavier woman than I'd prefer (Panamanian) and she was dressed in street clothes. They were offering a $40 one hour special. No table showers available. At this point a much nicer girl, more to my liking walked past and I asked if I could have her. The woman at the counter said "It's my turn, you get me. " She then mentioned "we work only for tips". At this point I started to feel reluctant but figured what the hell.

When she came into the room after I got naked, first thing she does is puts on rubber gloves. I'm liking it even less now. The massage was only half decent with a few telltale caresses on the boys. After the flip she did massage everywhere else before working toward the ending. She wanted too much IMO for a hand finish (. 6) finally settled on. 4 still with the gloves on. Roaming outside was allowed but it wasn't really anything I cared to roam on. Her finish was actually pretty skillful but the overall experience left me disappointed. I won't be going back there.

This experience took place about 7 weeks ago. I've been to 4 sessions elsewhere since and will post about them in their order of occurrence when I can spend some time.

Thanks again for this wonderful forum,

Blunt

Dude, the proper response to the statement "It's my turn, you get me" is "Well, it's my money, I'll take her or go elsewhere". Don't be bullied.

[Juan287]

I like MPs a lot so I go to about everyone in broward. Now royal oriental on 441 and broward is really too much the hour is more than enough but the girls really want more 40 just for a HJ. The best place that I found is called dancing fingers on university and oakland. The hour is 60 and the girls are really fine and they give HE for 20. Now I found judy who will let more happen if the room is farther and the tip is right. If you guys have any questions just ask like I said I've been to quite a few.

[Blunt]

I do have a thing for asian girls so I might have to start checking some out LOL. Is that the typical going rate though? $40 for the actual massage plus $60 for just and HJ? Because I mean you could probably get a HJ from a SW for like a dime right LOL. So a c-note is a little much IMO, for just an HJ.

Just to clarify, the girls here weren't Asian. Of the two I saw in the place, one was Panamanian, and the other was white. As far as "typical" prices, the best I can tell from reading this board and also the massage boards from other cities, is that a one hour massage usually runs from 60 to 80 and includes just the massage. Tipping is for service above and beyond. I felt as though I overpaid, but I was at full staff at the time and she had me by the balls so to speak.

A few posts down is mention of a place that is currently charging 99 for the massage with a HE included. Tipping was for the girl to get naked. Problem there is it's a bit of a ride from our area. I tried it out twice and was very happy both times. I'll report on those visits soon. I also tried Royal Oriental on the far east side of Plantation. The girl I had was Asian (Chinese). Massage was 69 for an hour but I paid another 22 for a fifteen minute TS.

I'll write more details about that place in the morning. It's been a long work day and I need to get to sleep.

By the way, as far as SWs go, I haven't seen any in my two months in town so far. I've cruised up and down Univ from Broward to McNab with plenty of detours down the side Blvds. If there is a 'loop' in this area, I haven't figured it out yet. So yes, maybe you could get a HJ for a dime, but you'd have to find the SW first. Maybe you've had better luck. Hope so.

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[Mac Millan]

Guys,

I was kinda slightly surprised not many reports are there about this european massage place on tyler st and dixie hwy. I checked them out like 4 times in the past 1 year and Sophia is amazing. I posted about this one. Also there are a bunch of massage places right off 95 one block west on hallandale beach blvd. I think every suite there is a massage place. I always used to wonder how they didn't get busted. I went to about 3 of them, two times even without calling, just walk in. Prices are about $40 to get in and. 5 for hand shake, but good quality latinas.

Hello, Mongers,

First I'd like to thank admin and everyone on here and in ISG for this wonderful benefit to society. I RTFF and took my first venture to a massage place.

I went to the (new?) place across from Hooters on University. Happened to be next door getting smokes and saw the place so I thought I'd pop in to check it out. At the counter was a heavier woman than I'd prefer (Panamanian) and she was dressed in street clothes. They were offering a $40 one hour special. No table showers available. At this point a much nicer girl, more to my liking walked past and I asked if I could have her. The woman at the counter said "It's my turn, you get me. " She then mentioned "we work only for tips". At this point I started to feel reluctant but figured what the hell.

When she came into the room after I got naked, first thing she does is puts on rubber gloves. I'm liking it even less now. The massage was only half decent with a few telltale caresses on the boys. After the flip she did massage everywhere else before working toward the ending. She wanted too much IMO for a hand finish (. 6) finally settled on. 4 still with the gloves on. Roaming outside was allowed but it wasn't really anything I cared to roam on. Her finish was actually pretty skillful but the overall experience left me disappointed. I won't be going back there.

This experience took place about 7 weeks ago. I've been to 4 sessions elsewhere since and will post about them in their order of occurrence when I can spend some time.

Thanks again for this wonderful forum,

Blunt

[Rootbrian]

Yea I think that place is pretty new, I take pines alot and just noticed that van with the sign advertising for them just recently so I'm thinking they are pretty new. I thought about checking it out but I thought they massage places that offer extras would be a bit more hmm low key, like pines and university is a pretty main area, not really out of the way which I where I would think places that offer extras would be, anyway I guess I was wrong. I do have a thing for asian girls so I might have to start checking some out LOL. Is that the typical going rate though? $40 for the actual massage plus $60 for just and HJ? Because I mean you could probably get a HJ from a SW for like a dime right LOL. So a c-note is a little much IMO, for just an HJ.

[Blunt]

Hello, Mongers,

First I'd like to thank admin and everyone on here and in ISG for this wonderful benefit to society. I RTFF and took my first venture to a massage place.

I went to the (new?) place across from Hooters on University. Happened to be next door getting smokes and saw the place so I thought I'd pop in to check it out. At the counter was a heavier woman than I'd prefer (Panamanian) and she was dressed in street clothes. They were offering a $40 one hour special. No table showers available. At this point a much nicer girl, more to my liking walked past and I asked if I could have her. The woman at the counter said "It's my turn, you get me. " She then mentioned "we work only for tips". At this point I started to feel reluctant but figured what the hell.

When she came into the room after I got naked, first thing she does is puts on rubber gloves. I'm liking it even less now. The massage was only half decent with a few telltale caresses on the boys. After the flip she did massage everywhere else before working toward the ending. She wanted too much IMO for a hand finish (. 6) finally settled on. 4 still with the gloves on. Roaming outside was allowed but it wasn't really anything I cared to roam on. Her finish was actually pretty skillful but the overall experience left me disappointed. I won't be going back there.

This experience took place about 7 weeks ago. I've been to 4 sessions elsewhere since and will post about them in their order of occurrence when I can spend some time.

Thanks again for this wonderful forum,

Blunt

[Ducky007]

I thought I'd check in on my old stomping grounds, as for how your post looks hummmmm? Try checking out the Hawaii, honolulu post and aks your self " don't I need a vacation" this town is on fire with AMPs! Lucky I live Hawaii! Oh how in the candy store and the dollhouse doing?

[Ducky007]

Hey my ATF FBSM let me know when she was using grapeseed oil that she wouldn't put anything on my body she couldn't put in her mouth! I love Crissy! Aloha, ducky

Its brand new, clean, attractive, but not much parking. $70/hour plus $10 if you want a table shower. The prices vary by time depending on whether you get there before or after 10: 30. They use grapeseed oil, $125/gallon.

[Mac Millan]

Last night I called the European body rub place, one block west off the intersection of Tyler and Dixie.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Bod...on-22/10117259

No hassle appointment, and the girl is out right 10/10. Good english and good massage. Damage is a $, happy ending and she gets naked for a tip, I gave. 2 for that and you can touch all you want. I think there is a possibility for FS for repeats.

[Gray Mark]

I'm visiting the area in a few days. I'll be staying close to the intersection of Atlantic and N. Andrews without wheels. I see an AMP close by with "garden" in its name. A search of this thread shows no reviews. Any senior member willing to PM me with a review -- would be appreciated.

In the unlikely event that a sr member from South FL travels to Indy, I'll return the favor. Thanks.

[Juan287]

They are located on sunset strip and university right in front of the home depot. Now I've been going to them since they opened in 2009 under the name western massage and they alway have girls that are will to do F. S. They switched and have new girls but they are begining to have less girls willing to do F. S and they will give you a nice jerk but the girls are getting to greedy with their tips. Anyway give them a visit.

[Normal Guy]

This is a fairly new place on the corner of Sheridan and 59th Terrace, one block east of 441. HUGE sign out front - can't miss it.

Its brand new, clean, attractive, but not much parking. $70/hour plus $10 if you want a table shower. The prices vary by time depending on whether you get there before or after 10:30. They use grapeseed oil, $125/gallon.

Nancy, who is the manager, gave me an excellent massage -- but that's it. No ending. She was kind, sweet, funny - but made it clear she was not going to massage my chopsticks. Told me about police crackdowns and that another place in Hallandale just got busted and shut down for a week - $20k fine. Not sure if that is insider news, or just knocking the competition.

Since she is the mgr, she might be more strict with the rules and you might have a better chance with one of the other girls. But I will not return since the only reason I go to AMPs is for the handyman special.

This only proves my AMP theory: The bigger the sign out front, the smaller the chance you will get what you want.

Norm