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**TellMeSome** · 03-01-13 21:09

Originally Posted by Cedric6996 [View Original Post]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...oo-22/20522118

40/20mins.

HAve seen her post often. Decided to take one. Got to her hotel at oakland the holiday inn. I called her 15 mins before and told her I would call her when I arrive. I got there and she told me she wasnt there yet. WTF. Ahh but she was, I saw her goin to pay for her room. So I just saw in the car and watched her. She was looking ghetto fine. HAd pj's on and the ass looked jiggly. I was happy. So I watched her go to her room and I called. She then tells me to give her 7 mins cause shewasnt there yet. WTF again. She called in 5 and I went to the room. She was slim hood rat with long eyelashes and a hood weave.

She was also eating some fucking cereal, so I'm like WTF again. It took her 5-10 min to finish that shit. I didn't disrobe until she did. Once that finally happen she proceeded to give me a pretty good CBJ. I only get a mild hard from that so after 5 mins I said doggy. Ass was nice and soft. I went in and felt nothing. She was like a wide mouth bass. I'm not a little dude, but I usually get fully hard once I'm in the vag. Not here. It was like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.

So I said fugit and proceeded to pound hard to get some cheek action so I could bust. After 5 mins she couldn't take it and said missionary. When I do miss I like to grab the ass and thrust. Not here. She only wanted me to hit in the upright position. Again, the wide vagina was not helping so I said bend back over so I could bust. Thats when she said I've got 2 mins left. So Was she timing while she was eating fucking cereal? I say WTF again. And pound away before I just gave up and stopped. Her pussy was the worst. I got up to flush the condom and she yelled at me, no put it here. She took it in a napkin and put it in the trash. I was like WTF again.

I began to put my clothes back on. I said nothing to her, but while I was dressing she. Took a towel and mopped the floor, then she changed the sheets. This trick is OCD.

I got up said nothing and left. NEver again will I see her and her window sized vagina.

Are any of the pics of her? I've seen the ones in the multi colored outfit on OMFG DID I JUST POST THAT. The pic in the white pants is fake too. Same web site. Just burns my ass how these ho's post fake ass pics provide shotty service and expect you to be nice.

**Cedric6996** · 03-01-13 19:03

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...oo-22/20522118

40/20mins.

HAve seen her post often. Decided to take one. Got to her hotel at oakland the holiday inn. I called her 15 mins before and told her I would call her when I arrive. I got there and she told me she wasnt there yet. WTF. Ahh but she was, I saw her goin to pay for her room. So I just saw in the car and watched her. She was looking ghetto fine. HAd pj's on and the ass looked jiggly. I was happy. So I watched her go to her room and I called. She then tells me to give her 7 mins cause shewasnt there yet. WTF again. She called in 5 and I went to the room. She was slim hood rat with long eyelashes and a hood weave.

She was also eating some fucking cereal, so I'm like WTF again. It took her 5-10 min to finish that shit. I didn't disrobe until she did. Once that finally happen she proceeded to give me a pretty good CBJ. I only get a mild hard from that so after 5 mins I said doggy. Ass was nice and soft. I went in and felt nothing. She was like a wide mouth bass. I'm not a little dude, but I usually get fully hard once I'm in the vag. Not here. It was like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.

So I said fugit and proceeded to pound hard to get some cheek action so I could bust. After 5 mins she couldn't take it and said missionary. When I do miss I like to grab the ass and thrust. Not here. She only wanted me to hit in the upright position. Again, the wide vagina was not helping so I said bend back over so I could bust. Thats when she said I've got 2 mins left. So Was she timing while she was eating fucking cereal? I say WTF again. And pound away before I just gave up and stopped. Her pussy was the worst. I got up to flush the condom and she yelled at me, no put it here. She took it in a napkin and put it in the trash. I was like WTF again.

I began to put my clothes back on. I said nothing to her, but while I was dressing she. Took a towel and mopped the floor, then she changed the sheets. This trick is OCD.

I got up said nothing and left. NEver again will I see her and her window sized vagina.

**Joe Black** · 02-28-13 01:40

Good deal for the damage.

Not my type do.

Joe Black.

Originally Posted by BabysitMyKids [View Original Post]

The top pic in the blue & red underwear and the one on the bottom look the most accurate. The one in the middle might be older. Her butt looked smaller and perky to me in person. Everything is tight.

**ElTigre6978** · 02-27-13 14:57

Hey guys any intel on this one? I called a couple of times but no answer

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...re-24/19878246

**BabysitMyKids** · 02-26-13 17:03

Originally Posted by Hungeight [View Original Post]

Dreamed I spent an hour with her at nice clean apt. In gated comm. Pix acurate. Very petite and sweet and hospitable. Povided clean towels and fresh linnens. GFE but no mouth kissing. BBBJ DATY. CFS. Rim job! VERY tight!

100 HH. 140 HR. Beautiful Ass. Can hold entire as in bothe hands! Unrushed and great exp.

Will repeat. She has a full time day job and is clean and sober.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...ou-23/20684907

Thanks for the review. She's hard to get in contact with. I'm sure she stays busy.

**Brazil Mambo** · 02-26-13 12:21

Thanks for the report. She looks great.

Originally Posted by Hungeight [View Original Post]

Dreamed I spent an hour with her at nice clean apt. In gated comm. Pix acurate. Very petite and sweet and hospitable. Povided clean towels and fresh linnens. GFE but no mouth kissing. BBBJ DATY. CFS. Rim job! VERY tight!

100 HH. 140 HR. Beautiful Ass. Can hold entire as in bothe hands! Unrushed and great exp.

Will repeat. She has a full time day job and is clean and sober.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...ou-23/20684907

**Hungeight** · 02-26-13 06:59

Dreamed I spent an hour with her at nice clean apt. In gated comm. Pix acurate. Very petite and sweet and hospitable. Povided clean towels and fresh linnens. GFE but no mouth kissing. BBBJ DATY. CFS. Rim job! VERY tight!

100 HH. 140 HR. Beautiful Ass. Can hold entire as in bothe hands! Unrushed and great exp.

Will repeat. She has a full time day job and is clean and sober.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...ou-23/20684907

**BabysitMyKids** · 02-25-13 21:38

Originally Posted by Joe Black [View Original Post]

Here is the subject. Little baby fat ahh?

Joe Black.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...by-22/20511000

The top pic in the blue & red underwear and the one on the bottom look the most accurate. The one in the middle might be older. Her butt looked smaller and perky to me in person. Everything is tight.

**Joe Black** · 02-25-13 21:11

Here is the subject. Little baby fat ahh?

Joe Black.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...by-22/20511000

Originally Posted by Brazil Mambo [View Original Post]

Do you have the phone # or name of this one?

Originally Posted by BabysitMyKids [View Original Post]

I'm not sure if we're allowed to post phone numbers, but here's the link. She goes by Cherry:

Ftlauderdale. Backpage. Com / FemaleEscorts / good-morning-50-specialsno-rush-no-hassle-I'm-available-baby-22/2XXX1000.

There were a bunch of ads up before but she deleted them.

**BabysitMyKids** · 02-25-13 18:28

Originally Posted by Brazil Mambo [View Original Post]

Do you have the phone # or name of this one?

I'm not sure if we're allowed to post phone numbers, but here's the link. She goes by Cherry:

Ftlauderdale. Backpage. Com / FemaleEscorts / good-morning-50-specialsno-rush-no-hassle-I'm-available-baby-22/2XXX1000.

There were a bunch of ads up before but she deleted them.

**Brazil Mambo** · 02-25-13 13:02

Do you have the phone # or name of this one?

Originally Posted by BabysitMyKids [View Original Post]

Southflorida. Backpage. Com / FemaleEscorts / 40-specials-hands-down-1-choice-exotic-mistresses-I-am-available-papi-22/20716741.

I had a dream about this girl. About 5'3".140. The pics don't do her justice. Her pics make it look like she has extra baby fat but her body is very tight and soft. Plus the box is tight. Face pics aren't in the ad but she's beautiful with almond shaped eyes. If you love petite, dark skinned girls then give her a call you won't go wrong. It seems like most of dark skinned girls have left ft laud backpage LOL but she's a great one.

I'm not sure if DATY, CBJ, BBJ is on the menu. I only wanted the box.

**BabysitMyKids** · 02-23-13 10:52

Originally Posted by Prodigy221 [View Original Post]

She's like going to a McDonalds when you want a quick meal, you better off buying a 20k fuck doll like the ones they showed on that hob special.

Oh you mean dead fish, unresponsive etc?

**Prodigy221** · 02-22-13 23:12

Originally Posted by BabysitMyKids [View Original Post]

Woah that's disappointing. I've heard of the "legend" that is Kia aka Jazzy. She was on my to do list. What change with her? Do you mean worn as in loose box? What did she do that was shady? Just curious. Thanks for saving me the time and $ with her.

Feel free to pm me if you don't want to put it out in public.

She's like going to a McDonalds when you want a quick meal, you better off buying a 20k fuck doll like the ones they showed on that hob special.

**Jimmy Deen** · 02-22-13 22:36

Originally Posted by BabysitMyKids [View Original Post]

Woah that's disappointing. I've heard of the "legend" that is Kia aka Jazzy. She was on my to do list. What change with her? Do you mean worn as in loose box? What did she do that was shady? Just curious. Thanks for saving me the time and $ with her.

Feel free to pm me if you don't want to put it out in public.

I've never once had a problem with her and I've been pounding it for about a year.