Massage Parlor Reports

[Littleshyguy]

This is my first post and it more of a question. I have used various AMPs over the years, and my latest visits have been to Zen on Rt. 192 in W. Melbourne. My general experiences have been above average, and no serious complaints whatsoever. Very clean, friendly and accomodating.

My question relates to the quote above about always trying to be "polite. " I feel the same way, but is it appropriate when visiting an AMP to ask for a different girl than the one who greets you and would normally service you? It seems every time I have visited ZEN recently I get the same girl and while she is nice I miss seeing a couple of the other ones. Just for the sake of variety. However, I don't want to hurt this girl's feelings. Names? I hate to admit it but it is hard as hell to understand them, but I think the one girl who is pretty good is Jeane or Jeannie, but she is also the one I want to change.

I can appreciate your dilemma. You have built up some positive rapport at a place, but you want to try something new. You don't want to burn any bridges and you don't want to ruin the session about to happen, but you want a new twist.

Perfectly reasonable. As someone else replied, you are perfectly within your rights to ask for a different masseuse. I have alternated at times between hoping my 'luck of the draw' works out and other times knowing that I will not even stay if I don't get a woman that I am interested in.

When you make the inquiry, obviously be polite. Just say something like, "Who else is working tonight? " or "Is there anybody new that I might try?"

In my limited experience, here are the possible results:

1. Lady you are with says, "Everyone else is busy."

2. Lady you are with says, "You stay with me, I make you happy."

3. Lady says, "If you want to wait, someone else can help you in XX minutes. " Note: add about 10 to 20 minutes to this number

4. Lady says, "I go get her. You wait here."

A. New girl comes out and she is worse or no better.

B. New girl comes out and she is cute/hot/your next wife.

In all the optiions except 4. B., you have to decide if you want to: settle, wait, or walk out. Sometimes if you politely say you will come back another time, you can get a better shot at New Girl.

As long as you are polite, you most likely won't burn any bridges.

If you luck into option 4. B., please post a report here.

[Cockalorum]

is it appropriate when visiting an AMP to ask for a different girl than the one who greets you

YES, you are the customer. Tell mamasan you "want new girl". I have done it many times. Never had an issue. If she is busy you may need to wait but that's your choice.

[Qkconsult]

Well, I have been to Comfort Massage (on 520, near Courtney, in Merritt Island) a couple times before. I had originally intended to go to Asianna, but they were busy so I decided to see what could be had at Comfort....

I am as polite as possible while my mind is racing. Basically already trying to decide if I should go home and jack off or be stupid enough to race to another AMP before it is too late.

...I still think Comfort is an OK place. But I really hope that particular masseuse is long gone and never comes back.

This is my first post and it more of a question. I have used various AMPs over the years, and my latest visits have been to Zen on Rt. 192 in W. Melbourne. My general experiences have been above average, and no serious complaints whatsoever. Very clean, friendly and accomodating.

My question relates to the quote above about always trying to be "polite. " I feel the same way, but is it appropriate when visiting an AMP to ask for a different girl than the one who greets you and would normally service you? It seems every time I have visited ZEN recently I get the same girl and while she is nice I miss seeing a couple of the other ones. Just for the sake of variety. However, I don't want to hurt this girl's feelings. Names? I hate to admit it but it is hard as hell to understand them, but I think the one girl who is pretty good is Jeane or Jeannie, but she is also the one I want to change.

[Littleshyguy]

Well, I have been to Comfort Massage (on 520, near Courtney, in Merritt Island) a couple times before. I had originally intended to go to Asianna, but they were busy so I decided to see what could be had at Comfort. I had enjoyed my previous visits here. Both times basic AMP experience, but nice and clean surroundings.

This particular visit last week was NOT satisfying. Met by mamasan (Christine?) at door. She remembered me and smiled as she ushered me back to the room, asking questions about stuff we had discussed before (quite surprising she remembered actually). She said, "New girl coming to take care of you. "

Well, new girl came in and took me for a TS. Please note this description because you will NOT want to have her as your masseuse (Sadly, I did not get her name):

Age: late-30s hard to tell

Height: 5'-2"

Basics: small chest (like 32A). Not much hip curve. Overall on the thin side. But very plain.

(I know this doesn't help much, but the best I can do for you guys)

Anyway, long, irritating story shortened, here are the high/low lights:

Table shower was quick and not thorough. Barely even brushed up against any private zones. I wasn't too concerned at this point, because I have not had any issues at this place before.

She gestured for me to go back to the room instead of leading me there.

Massage ensues while she is talking non-stop about random topics, but mostly about her zealous religious beliefs (I kid you not). Massage is not good, basically going through the motions. She is alternating complaining about people in general, various customers that complained about her service or wanting her to do things "down there", and random other topics. At one point, Christine came in and joined the massage. She is actually quite good. But most of the time, she was talking quite rapidly to the other lady. They seemed to be on the verge of arguing actually. I should have begged Christine to stay and finish alone, but I am too damn polite. Back to being trapped alone with the crazy, angry woman.

I am as polite as possible while my mind is racing. Basically already trying to decide if I should go home and jack off or be stupid enough to race to another AMP before it is too late.

In the end, somewhat surprisingly, she gave me a quick, uninterested hand finish (which I immediately later thought I should have declined), and washed me up with a COLD washcloth. Asked me not to complain since she was leaving town as soon as she could anyway. Unfortunately, there was nobody to complain to as I left the place.

I still think Comfort is an OK place. But I really hope that particular masseuse is long gone and never comes back.

[Hanson506]

After a bummer experience with Sally I went to Asiana (I went for the first time in April and saw Judy twice back then but she wasn't there today). Today I saw a lady named Suzy, early 40's I think. She was not nearly as cute or hot as Judy but she was very nice and really playful during the table shower. Massage was average at best but drifted into some playful fun. I thought HJ might become a BJ but it didn't happen.

Altogether nice time, good enough that I'd continue to take a chance with another lady there but I really did have the most fun with Judy back in April. I hope she's not gone for good.

[Hanson506]

I'm putting this report here because the add resembled an AMP add but it really wasn't the case.

I tried out Sally who advertises on Craigslist and advertises that she has a location for "stress reduction" services.

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/thp/1752428752.html

She states she uses a chair in her location and that's true. She's Indian and I think mid 40's. She's heavier than her web pic, I thought for a moment she might be pregnant. Her location was not very clean or hygenic, I think she made a deal to hold onto a vacant storefront for a month or so. You go in and around a wall and there's a sink and a folding chair. She asked me to get comfortable and walked back around the wall, she came back and was down to panties and bra. Had me sit in the chair, then lit some incense, took off her top, put on rubber gloves, and started with a straightforward hj.

I knew after a few minutes this wasn't going to work for me. I was turned off by the location and the rubber gloves, and she definitely wasn't my type. I started to get up and told her this wasn't going to work for me. When I did she asked if I was a pig and started to freak out. It took me a few moments to realize she thought I was LE and was going to arrest her. She even started to search my clothes (for a wire, maybe?) and say she didn't say anything illegal. I tried to calm her down and explained that she seemed nice but this session just wasn't going to go anywhere and I'd rather go about my business. She kept asking a bunch of questions and I politely answered until I had enough then I left.

This was a weird experience on several levels. I'll not return.

[Putzy]

This may be what you are talking about. She is by the Port. Her session is 150 and is reported to offer extras, my guess is that they are extra $. She has a web site,

Dubyadubya(dot)privatepampering(dot)net/unexpected.html

Please report back

Anymore info on the website please. I tried the dubyadubya-dot-privatepampering-net/unexpected.html and got a page load error? Maybe the poster of the website url can PM me with the actual url.

Thanks

Here is the correct address:

http://www.privatepampering.net/contact.html

[Gramsstud]

This may be what you are talking about. She is by the Port. Her session is 150 and is reported to offer extras, my guess is that they are extra $. She has a web site,

Dubyadubya(dot)privatepampering(dot)net/unexpected.html

Please report back

Anymore info on the website please. I tried the dubyadubya-dot-privatepampering-net/unexpected.html and got a page load error? Maybe the poster of the website url can PM me with the actual url.

Thanks

[Putzy]

I saw Cindy a couple times several years back when she was in the port. She moved to the location on A1A about a year ago or so. When I saw her, say 4 or 5 years ago, she was already into her 50's I would say. Big fake rack. Fake lips. But otherwise pretty toned. And very nice girl to talk to.

She had a shower (not table shower) that you could use before and after the massage. Place was very clean and nice. Nice soft music playing.

After shower, I lay face down on table, then she came into the room, wearing only her birthday suit. Massage was very good to excellent. One of the better actual massages I have had. Finished with a manual HE. Nothing was offered, nor asked for. All for the flat price of $100 for the hour. Would have gone back, but then I discovered Palm Tree and then Tokyo, so I have never been back. Besides she is much older than I prefer.

So, basically, I am saying that if you don't mind the giant fake rack (I'm not a fan of fakes) or her age, you would probably enjoy visiting her.

This may be what you are talking about. She is by the Port. Her session is 150 and is reported to offer extras, my guess is that they are extra $. She has a web site, dubyadubya(dot)privatepampering(dot)net/unexpected.html
Please report back

[LittleOrlando]

This may be what you are talking about. She is by the Port. Her session is 150 and is reported to offer extras, my guess is that they are extra $. She has a web site,
dubyadubya(dot)privatepampering(dot)net/unexpected.html
Please report back

Looked at her website and looks like she could kick my a** if I tried anything with her. Altough 1.5 is a high price to pay for a hope of something. Looks like it Tokyo for me

[Blodar]

I was in the area the other day for a wedding and noticed 2 massage palors in same strip store. Cindy's massage and looked like soft touch massage. I used the search for these and nothing came up. I have already tried and reported on Asiana. Just wondering if either of these are worth a trip over to try? If not next trip to your area will either be Asiana or Tokyo
thanks

This may be what you are talking about. She is by the Port. Her session is 150 and is reported to offer extras, my guess is that they are extra $. She has a web site,
dubyadubya(dot)privatepampering(dot)net/unexpected.html
Please report back

[LittleOrlando]

I was in the area the other day for a wedding and noticed 2 massage palors in same strip store. Cindy's massage and looked like soft touch massage. I used the search for these and nothing came up. I have already tried and reported on Asiana. Just wondering if either of these are worth a trip over to try? If not next trip to your area will either be Asiana or Tokyo
thanks

[Chazv]

Had a dream I visited Tokyo (520) and met Lisa. A little older for my taste (40's) but the massage was great (love the table shower). Nothing spectacular on the turn over but left happy.

Probably would not dream of Lisa again.

[P7623]

Friday night, thought I'd try Asianna. LOVE the back door parking! Was greated at the door by 2 ladies. One older looking mamasan and my "therapist". I can't remember her name for the life of me (korean). Body of a 20yr old and face of a 35yr old. Massage was good. Ending was very HAPPY! She went completely out of her way to assure that.

[Cockalorum]

Saw Judy this week my ATF. She a great girl and really tires to make sure you enjoy yourself. Treat her right and she will reciprocate.