Massage Parlor Reports

[PapiGuapo]

Well I can't speak for all but a few that I know of will usually charge an extra 10 or 20 bucks if you use one for the entry fee and massage but no idea how they would work the tips. A few times if I was a little low on cash I would use a CC for the entry fee and tip in cash, that way the girl will get hers right away. Hope that helps a little bit. Play and stay safe.

I have used a credit card for the entry fee and am charged an extra $2. I have used one for the tip too if I'm low on cash and have not been charged the extra $2, go figure.

[ScottyM3]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

Well I can't speak for all but a few that I know of will usually charge an extra 10 or 20 bucks if you use one for the entry fee and massage but no idea how they would work the tips. A few times if I was a little low on cash I would use a CC for the entry fee and tip in cash, that way the girl will get hers right away. Hope that helps a little bit. Play and stay safe.

[CaptnMorgan]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

I have used a card a couple times before. Usually just use it to pay the house fee. Never did try for a tip since usually cash talks and is much easier to deal with when tipping.

[HotRoadster71]

I see AMPs accepting credit cards. How does that work? Do they put the massage and tip on the card?

[HotRoadster71]

Stopped by a couple times to visit her. She is very pretty and petite Chinese girl. She gives a decent table shower and cleans the little head thoroughly. Her massage is ok, not really a professional but it's nice. For an extra $1. 5 she will get totally nude and everything goes but no fucking. You can kiss her, you can suck on those nipples and finger that wet tiny box. She really gets into it and she cums easily.

I won't repeat because for a few bucks more you can get the same quality but FS at BO or GG. Also there is some drama between her and her employer. She tells me if they call to not tell them that I tipped her so much. So there is that but she leaves next week so hopefully shell make a clean break.

[Lookin3]

I found this very interesting!


RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.

You forgot the most important rule.

RULE 15: Get your ass and $$. 4 over to Blue Ocean or Golden Gate immediately.

Truth.

[PokerJoker]

I found this very interesting!

RULE 1:

NEVER ever DFK your masseuse, in my opinion this is the most common mistake made by rookies. Come on let's put some thought into this one, let's say you walk into an AMP at 8 pm and your masseuse started work at 10 am. She likely has had her tongue up a dozen other dudes ass holes and god knows how many loads blown in her mouth. I don't care how many times she's brushed her teeth or rinsed with mouthwash, there still some type of foreign DNA stuck in there. I'll be damned if I accidentally end up with some dudes ass hair in my mouth. That's just fucking gross, and if you're into that to each his own.

RULE 2:

They are all paid cum dumpsters they take your money in exchange for you getting off. Respect fully treat them for what they are, don't be shy, don't think you're going to insult them. If you're unsure of how far your dream is going to go simply go for let your hands roam, politely guide her head where needs to be.

RULE 3:

Flash the cash, when paying the entry fee make sure they see you have the additional play money on you.

RULE 4:

Refer to rule one, that shits important.

RULE 5:

The table shower, Typically from past experience this is a best indication how far your date is going to go. If she free hands the wash and does a good job on the boys you're going to get something. One of my favorite moves is when she's squatting down drying off your feet and legs simply guide her head toward your junk and see where goes.

RULE 6:

30 min vs 60 min. Typically you get your best bang for your buck by doubling your time and hopefully doubling your experience with the 60 minutes, Think about this one it's simple economics. The retail average CFL 30 minute dream goes for approximately 6 Mario coins a minute, the average 60 minute dream goes for 4 a minute. However if you can't afford the 60 and go for the 30 always make sure when possible to whack off prior to your visit. These girls are pros, they know how to get a guy off do what you can to extend your dream. There's nothing worse than laying that type of coin out and only lasting 5 minutes.

RULE 7:

Control the clock, this is your 60 minutes. Immediately after the shower get the first pop out of the way. Relax for a little bit hopefully get a halfway decent massage and as soon as you're ready proceed to round two. Never let the masseuse run the clock down With the massage portion. This is simply time management, get the best bang for your buck.

RULE 8:

Referred to rule one, that shits important. Think about that one I'm sure the odds are slim but do you possibly want to end up with another dude ass hair in your mouth.

RULE 9:

The art of the deal. If you are a frequent flyer it's time to begin negotiations. I visited an AMP in Saint Augustine by weekly at the same time for almost 2 years until they closed. By no means was my masseuse at 10 and or full-service but she knew how to get the job done. After three months the negotiations begin. 60 to the house for the hour and 25 to my masseuse every time she got me off. That Asian MILF would earn her 75 bucks, this also often lead to my 60 minute sessions being extended. This proved to me the low-volume AMPs can be golden.

RULE 10:

The lineup, If I'm not going to visit a specific person I always request a lineup prior to house fee. I'll be damned if I walk into a car dealer and assume I'm purchasing a sports car and end up with a fucking 90's SUV. A simple hey can I see who's working today Will avoid any unpleasant surprises.

RULE 11:

Research read the forums, do your homework. Do periodic drive-bys when possible to scope the parking lot. It's a rookie mistake I often made in the beginning. A full house usually leads to a rushed session.

RULE 12:

Time of day, I have found the most enthusiastic of my experiences have been toward the beginning of the day. Think about this one are you going to work your hardest at 1 PM right after lunch with a full stomach. Do you think your girl is going to give her best Performance after fucking for 8 to 12 hours straight.

RULE 13:

Doubles, if you can afford it plain and simple do it. Them bitches seem to get in a competition with one another of who can be the bigger sluts. Mona and Yuki working alone are a solid 8 on my scale, together a 10+. It's a dam shame we will never get to experience them together again.

RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.

[Richbal]

........... Using DD's analogy, if she's a VW, I'll stick with the Rolls Royce. Or maybe I can find a Mercedes or even a really nice Honda!

Totally agree, while she offered no GFE whatsoever, sheet on the hard floor disconcerting, she does get the job done reasonably. Roger on a little weird.

[JayJayTwo]

I saw Ronnie sometime ago. I'd say my experience was very similar to DD, though it sounds like he had a better outlook on it. The condo is in the old area of Port Canaveral, though pretty easy to find. I'd guess he's close on the age, I'm thinking more on the high end of his estimate of "50 to 55-ish" and she's certainly tall. I'd go a little lower on her looks, probably 4 or 5, might be a bit due to the height thing, she's probably a couple inches taller than me. She talks a lot, I mean a lot! I really don't want to hear about your grandkids as we're about to get naked and fuck, not exactly "pillow talk"! And, much like with DD, we couldn't fuck on the bed. What? Isn't that why the bed is there? Nope, not with Ronnie! We were limited to the massage table and the floor. Between her being tall, not being able to use the bed and me not finding her horribly attractive, I opted for the BJ. While the skills were decent, she didn't allow CIM so I ended up with some lube and finishing on her tits. Using DD's analogy, if she's a VW, I'll stick with the Rolls Royce. Or maybe I can find a Mercedes or even a really nice Honda!

[DurtyDawg]

How was it? Worth the trip?

I saw her back in April but I never submitted a report on her because, well, I'm in FL less than a month a year for now and there are MUCH better to be had (some solid 9's) if you do diligent research, and though I DO read your forums this is my first post. My trips down there will be getting longer and more frequent so I suppose it's time to introduce myself.

Anyway, she's easy to contact but at the time she had some weird area code. That threw me off a bit but I went for it. She's actually in Port Canaveral, a bit of a low-rent complex but not a total shit-hole and her place is fairly clean but cluttered. She's not exactly UTR but she doesn't advertise very often. She gives a great massage. She has a table. She's 50 to 55-ish, I'd guess. Looks good for an old steamer. I'd give 'er a 6 or 7 but when she was younger she was probably an 8. Downside is she's a bit of a fucking whack-job. LMAO!! Sweet, friendly, just a bit "out there".

She talks a lot, pretty much non-stop unless you have your dick in her mouth or you're fucking her. I only saw her the once, so maybe that was only because I was new to her. I was her first of the day, around noon. I went for the hour, and after 1/2 hour or so of massage, during which she teased the junk frequently and gave it a short taste-test, she says "Gawd you have a nice cock! Wan'na fuck?" Uhm, okay! Then, after rummaging through some drawers says "Shit, I don't have any condoms!" Hmmmm.

I thought about that for a minute then said "Well, I'm clean if you are" and she says "Oh yeah, I need that thing inside me!" So she lays out a blanket on the floor because she doesn't want johns on the bed she has her grandkids on. We start off in mish, sort of slow. She has a nice tight pussy for a GMILF. There's a bit of kissing, and in about five minutes she's rubbing her clit with a vengeance and getting VERY wet! She's really into it and fucking back and grinding her hips, cums on my cock, then maybe 5 minutes into it she stops me and rolls over onto her knees and says "Fuck me, Baby, hard! Yes M'am. LMAO.

After about 10 minutes of pounding her pretty good and her cumming again she says "Would you fuck my arse please? I REALLY love that!" Hmmm. I'm not really into anal, I think it's kinda gross, but I obliged. I had a bit of a hard time getting it in, had to go back and forth between her pussy and her arse to get it lubed up enough, but once in deep she had about five orgasms one after the other. She clamped right down on me with her contractions, and between that and her moaning "OMG, OMG" over and over that was all it took to get me off. All-in-all about 20 minutes of good cardio!! LOL. And BTW, she WAS clean in the back-side. No foul odors or residue.

She allowed me a shower and we said our goodbyes, see you next trip. She's a weird one. Talks about her grandkids, the neighbors, blah blah blah, but the sex WAS pretty hot! She's big, a tall one but not fat. Surfer girl. Nice tits. Just a bit weird. Oh, and I've tested for STDs since and I'm clean, so so was she at the time.

So, was it worth the trip? I don't recall what the damage was but I don't think it was over-priced. A buck-20 maybe? I honestly can't remember. She certainly wasn't spectacular but I suppose I would see her again even if only for the massage, or if I can't get ahold of some of the REAL gems you have there!! There are some MUCH hotter Indie-girls that I'd favour over her but then again, you get what you pay for. You're not gon'na get a rolls Royce for VW prices!! And the feeling I got from being sort of her toy for the hour wasn't unpleasant!!

So the bottom line? Yeah, it was good and worth the trip. As always, YMMV.

DD out.

[DJMiles]

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...d/122727261426

Recently saw her.

How was it? Worth the trip?

[McWired]

Brevard AMPs kinda suck overall, and they have for a long time. But I recently went back to Meridian and saw Yo-yo. Worth seeing. Great spinner frame, fun girl. Only here until the end of the month. That's all.

[Richbal]

I haven't seen Ronnie advertise since the blackout, would like to see her, can you steer me in the right direction, thanks.

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http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...d/122727261426

Recently saw her.

[JustTraveling]

Correct me if I am wrong, is the young lady 2nd from the left on the N&O Body Wrap add Chelsea?

[Irvin555]

I haven't seen Ronnie advertise since the blackout, would like to see her, can you steer me in the right direction, thanks.

Saw Ronnie on Monday and enjoyed my time with her. She's still at her place and shows no sign of any habits other than 420. She's my go to for a cheap and nice time. Does an ok massage and this tome she was extremely "switched on" and she says. She couldn't wait to flip. Was the usually BBBJ, cfs all in a half hour. Donation was. 5.

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