Craigslist Reviews

[NobodyYouKnow]

Especially via CL, which I've found to be a complete waste of time and sausage fest. Good thing she's not in my area, or I'd be more broke than not.

[Cephlapod Love]

As I mentioned, after she read me some poetry, we got to fooling around with the camera. Here are some of the shots!

[Cephlapod Love]

OK, so recently I made a left turn and popped my Hunter's Run cherry, in a way. Met Micaela (pronounced Mah-kay-lah) off of her CL post. Apparently I was the least creepy dude that contacted her and she picked me from nearly 40 responses before she got flagged. Apparently most dudes were yelling at her because she was P2 P and they thought she should be a free on CL CE. Always amazes me how naive a lot of guys are, or how stupid they get when the blood flows to the little head.

So we traded a few texts before she challenged me with "call if you are serious. " So I called her and she sounded very nice. She really wanted to meet and we agreed on poems she could read and a poetry reading fee. But she said her stage wasn't available and asked if I would mind supplying a room and mentioned a famous Local Royal Retreat? Since she sounded so grounded and sweet I agreed.

THEN she dropped the bomb shell on me! She wanted me to pick her up at her place in the Hunter's Run Trailer Park (HRTP)! OMFG! My heart sank. I nearly hung up the phone. But Micaela sensed my disappointment and offered to meet me somewhere near-by. I suggested a business on Rte 40 and she agreed, So I met her and off we went down the street. Her "friend" dropped her off.

Nice chatting with this girl as we drove- she is a nice girl and a real sweetheart. She asked why I didn't want to pick her up at home and I mentioned that the place (HRTP) was dangerous. She immediately responded that she knew there was a girl named Belen, that had ripped off some dudes. I said yep. She then filled in the blanks on Belen, who apparently was / is heavily into the pharmacy. Fortunately for DE gents, she has reportedly moved to Cumberland, MD. So the story, knowledge and nice personality put me at ease.

Micaela is 5'8" tall with long strawberry blonde hair and sparking blue eyes. She has a classic face that has a beauty all on its own with no make-up and she wasn't wearing any. She has a few tats and humongous cans. The only thing some might not like is she isn't a spinner type more of a curvy girl. But as I told her, style & attitude trumps size and shape everyday and twice on Sunday! She certainly fit that bill!

She was fun and relaxed a read all of the poetry with aplomb! Such a voice, such diction, lovely cadence! Then she was kind enough to pose for a few shots and one thing lead to another and I got a bit cheeky and suggested she take off her shirt. She giggled and complied and this lead to a full nude spread. Next thing I know we are engaged in adult activities! Whodathunkit? WOW!

She is full GFE: BBBJ, dfk, daty, multiple positions and gazing into her baby blues as I stroked her was amazing. She knows how to touch you and make a connection, unlike most who throw their arms over their head and let you do the work. She gave a few instructions and I got her over the edge manually. Then when plugged in she asked that I tell her before popping as that gets her off and it did!

So her fee for reading poetry was quoted as 100. That was because she was dropping 40 to get the room. She did mention that if you supplied the room or did a car date she would take 80. Now she didn't watch the clock or rush the readings in anyway so I am guessing our time together was just a bit under an hour. I got additional HRTP intel on the ride back & dropped her at her trailer.

Oh and btw Micaela has read and approved this message! LOL! ( a little campaign style humor!)

[Cloudsnake]

I saw this girl twice. First time I was thinking that she was nervous because it was a first time meet. But it was not. She is nice to look at and she does have a nice ass but her skill are subpar at best. Feel like I wasted time and funds. I will not be repeating unless a am in deperate need.

Ceph save your time with this one I met her about a year ago. I was concerned because she didn't look old enough but I did an I'd check. She is taking appointments out of her.

Parents apartment where she lives too, and I verified her name. The area is fine but not sure they know what she's doing. She wanted to smoke a blunt before we got started and she was extremely nervous and.

Unenthusiastic. BJ was so so, she has a nice ass, and everything else was a bore skip it. If you need details hit me up.

[Spooke302]

Ceph save your time with this one I met her about a year ago. I was concerned because she didn't look old enough but I did an I'd check. She is taking appointments out of her.

Parents apartment where she lives too, and I verified her name. The area is fine but not sure they know what she's doing. She wanted to smoke a blunt before we got started and she was extremely nervous and.

Unenthusiastic. BJ was so so, she has a nice ass, and everything else was a bore skip it. If you need details hit me up.

OK, so another flunked the CL Criteria, so another CL reject is an instant, Must See!

Found a 19 yo AA Chick, named Torri, off CL in the Newark area: more like Salem Church RD & Old Balt Pike. Wants me to come to her house. (red flag) Usually that is cool, but then again, as I mentioned, a lot of guys coming and going all day can be noticed by neighbors and raise suspicions.


Quotes for her Time:
: Ss is 70
: Hh is 100
: Hour is 150
: 2 hours is 250
: 3 hours is 350

So in these situations, I want to talk to someone to ask if there is anyone else there, what the neighbor situation is, confirm our styles match and something is forgotten from bouncing around texts. But this chick REFUSED to talk on the phone for some reason (BIG red flag).

Lots of back & forth over several days and when I finally mentioned I was frustrated with making no progress she replied:

Sir I don't care
I have regular clients, lol you missing out . bye stupid

Reportedly uses a phone app.

Her CL Advert. Attached.

Maybe someone more involved in social media can find her pics from her kik name?

Go find her! Top recommendation from this chair!
Hurry, Hurry! Before she disappears!!!

[Cephlapod Love]

OK, so another flunked the CL Criteria, so another CL reject is an instant, Must See!

Found a 19 yo AA Chick, named Torri, off CL in the Newark area: more like Salem Church RD & Old Balt Pike. Wants me to come to her house. (red flag) Usually that is cool, but then again, as I mentioned, a lot of guys coming and going all day can be noticed by neighbors and raise suspicions.


Quotes for her Time:
: Ss is 70
: Hh is 100
: Hour is 150
: 2 hours is 250
: 3 hours is 350

So in these situations, I want to talk to someone to ask if there is anyone else there, what the neighbor situation is, confirm our styles match and something is forgotten from bouncing around texts. But this chick REFUSED to talk on the phone for some reason (BIG red flag).

Lots of back & forth over several days and when I finally mentioned I was frustrated with making no progress she replied:

Sir I don't care
I have regular clients, lol you missing out . bye stupid

Reportedly uses a phone app.

Her CL Advert. Attached.

Maybe someone more involved in social media can find her pics from her kik name?

Go find her! Top recommendation from this chair!
Hurry, Hurry! Before she disappears!!!

[Cephlapod Love]

I might have put wrong tags on her fees. Was $50 for BJ. $80 FS

Eh, it was probably me misreading the tags. My bad. That is why I like to use 100 instead of $ as that shorthand always has me confused. Clarity is better with 50,80, 100,150, etc than some shorthand. Oops, personal beef here. LOL!

Seems like her rates are consistent to from what I was quoted recently.

Funny that she said no Greek Poetry as the first time I dated her, she was discussing the favors of canines and something winked at me an she started reading Euripides to me for a bit! But second meeting she said that kind of prose was difficult for her and if I expected that, it might require additional compensation for her struggles with the unfamiliar text.

I won't repeat as she isn't my style and service wasn't great. But hey maybe I caught her on a bad day?

Thanks for reporting on Sam!

[Justme8962]

The number she gave me hit on social media. Looks like she has a GF. Lots of pictures with them together. Her body is worn as I stated. Claims she lives close to a shopping center in the area of 896&40. BJ skills we good. Did the job. I have had better. Told me no Greek everything else is covered. I might have put wrong tags on her fees. Was $50 for BJ. $80 FS

That is Sam, formerly known as KLG (Kreston Liquors Girl) when she lived on Concord Pike near Baynard and told people replying to her CL posts she lived near Kreston Liquors. She was reviewed back then by several gents, on these boards. YMMV.

She moved with her BF South of I-95 and near the MD line. Then broke up. Now back together?

I dated her when she was KLG girl and again when she was south. She added 40+ lbs between meetings and her attitude was worse the second time around: that in spite my looking for a regular. But hey YMMV.

Surprised she is charging 150 for a date and 180 for FS. I think I gave 70 or 80 for a FS date. Thinks she mentioned she does BBFS on occasion and extra for greek.

These are her pictures from before and several years ago. IMHO more shop worn since these photos.

Your XXXs can be replaced by the downtown area code for LA.

[Cephlapod Love]

Got a hit on a CL ad. Ask for a picture. She sent a picture. Didn't look bad in the picture. Got phone number. Texted back and forth for a few days. Finally hooked up a time for car date. Even though I am not a big fan of car dates. Meet her at a shopping center in Glasgow. She got in my truck off we went to her secluded spot. BBBJCIMNQNS. Pretty good skills. Had her take off top. See cup saggy boobs. Lots of left over baby fat from having kids. I have seen worse and lots better. $. 5 FS on the menu for $. 8. I might repeat if she could host. Phone number is xxx-0085.

That is Sam, formerly known as KLG (Kreston Liquors Girl) when she lived on Concord Pike near Baynard and told people replying to her CL posts she lived near Kreston Liquors. She was reviewed back then by several gents, on these boards. YMMV.

She moved with her BF South of I-95 and near the MD line. Then broke up. Now back together?

I dated her when she was KLG girl and again when she was south. She added 40+ lbs between meetings and her attitude was worse the second time around: that in spite my looking for a regular. But hey YMMV.

Surprised she is charging 150 for a date and 180 for FS. I think I gave 70 or 80 for a FS date. Thinks she mentioned she does BBFS on occasion and extra for greek.

These are her pictures from before and several years ago. IMHO more shop worn since these photos.

Your XXXs can be replaced by the downtown area code for LA.

[Justme8962]

Got a hit on a CL ad. Ask for a picture. She sent a picture. Didn't look bad in the picture. Got phone number. Texted back and forth for a few days. Finally hooked up a time for car date. Even though I am not a big fan of car dates. Meet her at a shopping center in Glasgow. She got in my truck off we went to her secluded spot. BBBJCIMNQNS. Pretty good skills. Had her take off top. See cup saggy boobs. Lots of left over baby fat from having kids. I have seen worse and lots better. $. 5 FS on the menu for $. 8. I might repeat if she could host. Phone number is xxx-0085.

[Cephlapod Love]

CL. I never met her before. Another provider I see was going to set up a 3 sum with her for me. She showed me all her pictures. So I knew what she looked like. My ATF called her and we chatted a bit on the phone. We could never set up a good time that worked. I was in a long line at a store and she was behind me in line. So we started chatting. Told her I thought I knew her but wasn't sure. Then when we got away from the crowd I tod her who I was. And off we went. Went to a notel and had a good time. $1 for the fun plus cost of room. I might she her again. Don't know yet.

Well no wonder you had a decent experience! That situation hardly qualifies as a "YMMV" situation and sure isn't an indication of safety for the average monger who might decide to contact her through her CL page. Can you vouch 100% that she isn't going to rip-off the next monger that sees her?

First you had a private introduction to Belen through a second girl. That ATF girl showed you her pics and your ATF called Belen and spoke about you. That is a far cry from contacting Belen off of one of her CL pages where she doesn't know the monger from Adam and doesn't care if she rips him off.

Second, after your coincidental meet up at the store, you were able to establish bonefides through the mutual acquaintance. Your average monger isn't going to have that opportunity.

Third, YOU took her to a notel, where she agreed to go in your car, from the store and her only ride home was by you. So YOU had total control of the situation.

The whole situation you describe is WAY different that some average monger contacting her off CL.

So it just doesn't seem appropriate to post as you did as if she were a great date under the circumstances the average monger might encounter. YMMV. Yeah, sure! I would have had a great date with her under the circumstances you described. But that hardly qualifies as YMMV. A YMMV situation is when both dudes meet the girl essentially the same way (pick up off the street, contact thru BP, etc.) and have different levels of service. You can't compare the experience of weeks of emails back & forth with Belen, trying to set up a date and finally agreeing to drive into her Box Canyon of a Trailer Park, with getting introduced through another girl and then taking her to a notel. It just isn't the same.

The again, maybe there were other motivations at work here?

Jeez!

[Justme8962]

CL. I never met her before. Another provider I see was going to set up a 3 sum with her for me. She showed me all her pictures. So I knew what she looked like. My ATF called her and we chatted a bit on the phone. We could never set up a good time that worked. I was in a long line at a store and she was behind me in line. So we started chatting. Told her I thought I knew her but wasn't sure. Then when we got away from the crowd I tod her who I was. And off we went. Went to a notel and had a good time. $1 for the fun plus cost of room. I might she her again. Don't know yet.

I would say there were several key things in your favor in the situation mentioned.

1) You somehow recognized her and scooped her out of a store, so no mention of CL and no CL pricing, none of the "typical" date set up stuff, etc. So it looks like the numerous posts helped you out with the pictures so you could recognize her? But, the report didn't mention any damages.

2) Didn't mention if you dated her in her trailer in the Hunter's Run trailer park, (the with the onerous speed bumps) did a car date or took her to a notel? You likely had more control over the situation than the experience I had. Control is always key.

3) She did in fact do a cash & dash with me, so if that is "YMMV", so be it. BUT you had the advantage of knowing about the "cash up front" scheme (cash & dash), so you were able to act appropriately, with that prior knowledge - again the posts helped you with knowledge on how to act.

4) Do you know her originally or know friends of hers?

So the situation you described is a world of difference than what one would find if they contacted her off of a CL post. No wonder you didn't have a problem at all! I would not have had a problem with her either had I had control of the situation too. This is a BIG difference and not a just a case of YMMV.

But if you read my original rep-off report about her she does sound nice, she just didn't act that way in my experience. So each monger has to decide: I read some negative stuff on a board about this girl; she did a cash & dash. Do I feel safe to proceed with her knowing she has that proclivity? (she did it once and could do it again.) Hey if you do and want to risk adverse circumstances, go for it! Just don't be surprised if something bad happens.

But hey thanks! Once again, I post negative review and everyone is all excited to go see her and especially report back how great she is and thus how useless my reports are! LOL!

[Cephlapod Love]

I was out and about the other night and ran into her in a store. I scooped her up and did a date with her. Didn't have a problem at all. She was a lot of fun in my opinion. She has a little gut from having a kid but overall looked pretty good. I might grab her up again. Might be a case of YMMV.

I would say there were several key things in your favor in the situation mentioned.

1) You somehow recognized her and scooped her out of a store, so no mention of CL and no CL pricing, none of the "typical" date set up stuff, etc. So it looks like the numerous posts helped you out with the pictures so you could recognize her? But, the report didn't mention any damages.

2) Didn't mention if you dated her in her trailer in the Hunter's Run trailer park, (the with the onerous speed bumps) did a car date or took her to a notel? You likely had more control over the situation than the experience I had. Control is always key.

3) She did in fact do a cash & dash with me, so if that is "YMMV", so be it. BUT you had the advantage of knowing about the "cash up front" scheme (cash & dash), so you were able to act appropriately, with that prior knowledge - again the posts helped you with knowledge on how to act.

4) Do you know her originally or know friends of hers?

So the situation you described is a world of difference than what one would find if they contacted her off of a CL post. No wonder you didn't have a problem at all! I would not have had a problem with her either had I had control of the situation too. This is a BIG difference and not a just a case of YMMV.

But if you read my original rep-off report about her she does sound nice, she just didn't act that way in my experience. So each monger has to decide: I read some negative stuff on a board about this girl; she did a cash & dash. Do I feel safe to proceed with her knowing she has that proclivity? (she did it once and could do it again.) Hey if you do and want to risk adverse circumstances, go for it! Just don't be surprised if something bad happens.

But hey thanks! Once again, I post negative review and everyone is all excited to go see her and especially report back how great she is and thus how useless my reports are! LOL!

[Justme8962]

I was out and about the other night and ran into her in a store. I scooped her up and did a date with her. Didn't have a problem at all. She was a lot of fun in my opinion. She has a little gut from having a kid but overall looked pretty good. I might grab her up again. Might be a case of YMMV.

OK, guys everyone rush to go see this one! I gave a negative review of her before (rip-off situation***) so that is a GREEN light to go see her.

Make sure you ignore Rule #23 with this one.

Have fun!

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[Cephlapod Love]

I see this Rule 23 girl is back at it on CL. So this is your chance to go see her! After all, a post on this site PROVES she isn't LE and anything else is of no concern. So gents, line forms at the left!

Oh and don't concern yourself with any history about this girl that is out there- history is boring and for losers. No one learns anything from history. Only thing that matters is her FB page. Oh and I forgot. My bad! This girl is the reason I added Rule 23! More proof of why you should go see her! (I am trying to save youse guys time, so that no one points out my prior posts on this girl. THAT is just history.).

Rates are:
Oral 40
1/2 HR S.S 70
HR S.S 120
HR S.S including anal 160

Oh and BTW. She is a bbw girl, older (prolly 40's), wants to host with "friend" in house and I have phone, address, etc. Known Sr.'s only. Seriously?

Watch for her and POUNCE when you can! You'll be posting here afterwards for sure!