Massage Parlor Reports

[Spooke302]

Was looking for some new things to do, decided to hit Oasis on 13 (the old bookstore building). Access is easy, called ahead parked in the back and used the back door.

Vivian was the host of the evening tall thin, looked to be in her late 30's, b cups, cute. I always get right to it and tell them I was referred, paid the house fee, and handed.

The donation and hat to her, rubbed the booty and got to it. Damage was. 40 house / 1. 00 for the rest. FS, everything is covered.

I would repeat.

[Sparky2408]

Did anyone check it out?

I would recommend being cautious and scoping out the place beforehand. Scary when you get a call from a place that closed. Spidey sense is up in my book. Please report back if you venture out to this place. One other reminder, private residences have gotten scrutiny due to foot traffic. Enjoy.

[LuvARub88]

Woke up this morning with wood that wasn't going to go away on its own. Had planned on heading to Salisbury to give Filipina JuJu a little who your daddy treatment. But she left town yesterday. After having a bad experience at Hanna in Salisbury, Milford RV, and Millsboro. My options were limited. In hindsight. I should have gone to ROFO. Ate a box of chicken. And jacked off in the mens room to save the money and disappointment. But NOOOOOOO. Its been 3 years plus since I went to sunshine. But I decided to roll the dice to overpay. But I was going to get mine!

Called. Sounded like an older lady. I arrive. And was met at the door by a thin attractive 30-something. And off to the room. The massage options were soft. Or medium. I opted for medium. But either option was complete shit. I'm sure of it. Way to soft. She watched somebody watch a YouTube video on how to give a massage. But I wasn't there for that.

The flip came with NO tease. So Mr happy was just flopping around. She rubs around Mr. Happy. But not directly on him. So I grab a little piece of booty. And here we go. The price is right games begin.

She says.

1.) HJ only No touch. No take off clothes $60.

And I grab my junk. And start doing the Helicopter. No reaction from her. WTF.

2.) HJ take off clothes $100. Now I'm full on smiles and giggles and Helicopter turned into a side to side meat slap.

3.) Boom Boom. $200. Hahaahhahaha.

I roll over. And say. That's funny. Just give me the massage.

60 seconds of the massage. She says. Massage tip is $20. LOL.

I gave it another 5 minutes as she repeated. Massage tip is $20 3 or 4 more times without a reply from me.

And then. She went for it one more time. Massage Tip is $20.

I laughed again. Got off the table. Got a hot towel. And then another. And then another. Made sure my Asshole was whistle clean. Dried off and started getting dressed.

For some reason she was confused. And then explained that Boss gets house fee. She just gets tips.

I asked her to get her phone to translate. "looks like the boss is a winner. And you need to get better at your job to get tips". "you are very cute. And could make good money. But your attitude is poor". I gave her $5. And rolled out.

[LuvARub88]

Mam I love your detailed reviews. What places you suggest.

Thanks. She's a gem. Go see her. LOL. Or maybe ole "hairy Bush / bad breath" in Milford. Old lady pancake ass in Salisbury? Take your pic. Given my recent track record. I can give you some winning mega millions number too. LOL.

[BlkViking80]

Ou like big fake hooters and poor service. This is your place! I've known Tits Magee since she was in Milford. Got her own place here. Wa s always Handy only. But then I read she was down to bang. The massage was Shitty. Most done 1 handed as she was texting. Or taking pics of my starfish. I waited the proper amount of time until she wiped me down and told me to flip. Zero tease before the flip. But I got the look. She got the smile. And she went for the handy.

I had sen her at this place a few years back. She talked me in to a 4 hand with what seemed to be her great granny. Both poor at the handy. But I stuck it out.

Next. Jut her. And a FS event. Which included plenty of bitching. To big too big. Cum now. Take too long. Blah blah blah. But I stuck out. That day and finished the deed.

Today. She started in a better mood. But once the Hundo was put away. I was about 6 pumps in before the bitching started. I got off the table. And pulled her to the corner. And gave her something to ***** about. Finally pulled off the cover. And laid on the bed ***** fest and finish handy..

Mam I love your detailed reviews. What places you suggest.

[Newark Guy]

The other morning I stopped at a newer AMP about a mile over the MD line on rt40 on the right. Set up with Coco ahead of time and was accommodating my screwy schedule. Coco answered door dressed in little skirt type outfit. Place is clean and looks fresh and still new. Coco guessing mid to late 30's maybe 40, is thin, Cs maybe Ds, small on the backside, roughly 5' 9" ish with dark hair past her shoulders. Sweet and friendly. Massage was decent, have had better but definitely had worse. On the flip it was to the point no confusion. Got the job done on the average $. Finished massage and then rolled. Definitely be back. Not first visit. Faces change about every 2-3 weeks. Typically seem to middle aged, hoping maybe get younger at some point but who knows. Either way decent place and would recommend. Not a huge fan of the parking as it's all open right to Rt 40. No table shower but they do have stand up, I did not do that so no idea if or what the add on is.

[J Richard]

Ou like big fake hooters and poor service. This is your place! I've known Tits Magee since she was in Milford. Got her own place here. Wa s always Handy only. But then I read she was down to bang. The massage was Shitty. Most done 1 handed as she was texting. Or taking pics of my starfish. I waited the proper amount of time until she wiped me down and told me to flip. Zero tease before the flip. But I got the look. She got the smile. And she went for the handy.

I had sen her at this place a few years back. She talked me in to a 4 hand with what seemed to be her great granny. Both poor at the handy. But I stuck it out.

Next. Jut her. And a FS event. Which included plenty of bitching. To big too big. Cum now. Take too long. Blah blah blah. But I stuck out. That day and finished the deed.

Today. She started in a better mood. But once the Hundo was put away. I was about 6 pumps in before the bitching started. I got off the table. And pulled her to the corner. And gave her something to ***** about. Finally pulled off the cover. And laid on the bed ***** fest and finish handy.

Jesus take the fkn wheel. If you suck at massages. And banging and give handy's. Be good at something. She acted like she was dead ass tired from jackin my dick. But. It did not give 2 fks.

Deed was done. She stopped after the first squirt. Nooooo problem. I stood up and finished the job on the table. The floor and the table where the oil is.

Had enough baby gravy on my hands to look around for a towel. As she watched. And offered no help. So I wiped it on the curtains. I did finish cleaning the jizz off of my junk with her panties. And dropped them on the floor.

She told me. " see you next time". I said. Hell no! But. I'll try to help you. We talked about her short coming. But offers no compensation. Besides. "I will give you a discount the next time". I politely said. No thanks. I will never be back until new owners are here. And you a long gone.

One bad review will cost you more than the $100 you got from me.

"have a great day. And BTW. Your massage sucks. Your tits are nice. And your pussy is tight. But it smells like spoiled milk".

I'm 2 for 2 on toft bad experiences.

So tell us how you really feel. LOL.

Yours beat my experience today with a provider today #2457 today.

Thanks for the additional No Fly List Addition.

[LuvARub88]

Ou like big fake hooters and poor service. This is your place! I've known Tits Magee since she was in Milford. Got her own place here. Wa s always Handy only. But then I read she was down to bang. The massage was Shitty. Most done 1 handed as she was texting. Or taking pics of my starfish. I waited the proper amount of time until she wiped me down and told me to flip. Zero tease before the flip. But I got the look. She got the smile. And she went for the handy.

I had sen her at this place a few years back. She talked me in to a 4 hand with what seemed to be her great granny. Both poor at the handy. But I stuck it out.

Next. Jut her. And a FS event. Which included plenty of bitching. To big too big. Cum now. Take too long. Blah blah blah. But I stuck out. That day and finished the deed.

Today. She started in a better mood. But once the Hundo was put away. I was about 6 pumps in before the bitching started. I got off the table. And pulled her to the corner. And gave her something to ***** about. Finally pulled off the cover. And laid on the bed ***** fest and finish handy.

Jesus take the fkn wheel. If you suck at massages. And banging and give handy's. Be good at something. She acted like she was dead ass tired from jackin my dick. But. It did not give 2 fks.

Deed was done. She stopped after the first squirt. Nooooo problem. I stood up and finished the job on the table. The floor and the table where the oil is.

Had enough baby gravy on my hands to look around for a towel. As she watched. And offered no help. So I wiped it on the curtains. I did finish cleaning the jizz off of my junk with her panties. And dropped them on the floor.

She told me. " see you next time". I said. Hell no! But. I'll try to help you. We talked about her short coming. But offers no compensation. Besides. "I will give you a discount the next time". I politely said. No thanks. I will never be back until new owners are here. And you a long gone.

One bad review will cost you more than the $100 you got from me.

"have a great day. And BTW. Your massage sucks. Your tits are nice. And your pussy is tight. But it smells like spoiled milk".

I'm 2 for 2 on toft bad experiences.

[LuvARub88]

Had the opportunity to escape yesterday. And decided to flip the coin and try the place next to the RV dealer. At least the dudes working at the RV joint don't give you the stink eye.

If you like them grandma kinda old. Less than flat chested. With breath that would make a train take a dirt road. This is the place for you.

Was going to do the Hr. After waiting for her to get done with the customer. Decided to opt for the 1/2. Once I made that move. There was zero massage.

She wore a mask which made it very hard to understand her. I thought she said BJ. I just wanted the handy. To prove the point. She lifted the skirt and said. "boom Boom". Oh my. Looks like she had Buck Wheat hiding under there. Ohhhhhh hell no!

The handy was bad. All shaft. No head. I tried to tell her. Then she went to 2 hand. All shaft no head. While exerting effort. The breath leaked out around that mask. And that was the end for me.

I'll pass on this one for another couple of years.

[ThriveToLife]

Is the massage place that was being run out of Stone gate still around? They had some top notch girls, if they've moved and someone wants to shoot me their # I'd appreciate it.

The owners have two stores open. One off 40 in Elkton across from the Walmart a few yards down. The other one across from the Wawa on 279.

Enjoy.

[MeatBall38]

Is the massage place that was being run out of Stone gate still around? They had some top notch girls, if they've moved and someone wants to shoot me their # I'd appreciate it.

[LuvARub88]

Well. I tried to warn the WG. And here we are. Been driving my ass off for work. Hit the beach area today. In hopes of walking the board. But the rain crapped on that plan. Originally tried to hit Lea spa in Lewes. Because I know the owner from a few years before. She doesn't work. But I try to support. They were busy.

I heard a god report about Aroma Massage at 1760X coastal Hwy. , lewes. Walked in and was meat by a semi pleasant but granny and plump lady. Ahhhh WTF. Sometimes big girls work harder. Massage was a 6. 5 on an AMP scale. No real skill. But fat enough to apply pressure. It was ok. But not worth the $70 HF. Little tease before the hot towel. Which I prefer to be de-oiled before the warm towel. ST on the twig and berries. And a tickle of the taint.

I figured that a plain looking puss gut would put the effort in. But not in the cards today. It was like the chick was running a marathon. Huffy puffy. Too much oil. To finally a finish. At this point. I knew the BS was going to come.

I had to ask for a 2nd hot towel. Which she seemed disturbed. More disturbed when I shook off the rest of my hanging six onto the floor. (can't have nothin nice).

I got dressed. She handed me a little bottle of water. She picked up the $30 change. And gave me the stink eye. I got $40 out of my pocket. Took the $30. And the bitching began.

" You give me more tip. ". LOL. Nope. She tried to hold on to the $30. And the $40. Hahahahhahah.

I grabbed the $30. And told her seriously. I'm being nice. And giving you a tip. Your massage was pretty shitty. Your HJ was pretty lame. But I'm being nice. You can say thank you.

Anyway. I told her to accept the $40. And know that I would give her bad review on every board I could find.

Here you go. If you like non attractive women with puss guts and shitty attitudes. I highly recommend this ****. I mean lady.

No repeat for me and once I get the boss. This princess is Flushing bound.

You're welcome.

[FunInThe302]

Looks like Sonia with some rehab weight. Long time SW.

That's Sonia all right. My advise is to stay away from this one. She's a wanted fugitive and you could be charged if you get caught with her.

[BlkViking80]

Do you guys know any AMP that doesn't rush. I'm looking in the Dover area all the way to Sussex. I feel like my time is rushed so much. Then the after goodies is even more rushed. Any recommendations?

[Alex Edm]

Had visited the spa in Delma DE twice this month. Very cute spinners nice service. Senior members can PM me for details.

I used to visit this place often in 2018 prior to 2019 when Tokyo spa opened next door and then when covid happened. Had a nice time with MIA. Been a long time till now in this establishment when I was provided with reasonable and good service (miss the old coco). Would also like to exchange details.