Escort Reports

**FarmerJack** · 04-06-24 08:45

I was looking at skipthegames last night to see if Danielle had any updated ads. (Who I finally did hear from this morning). Said she was up for 2 days, fell asleep and woke up after 12 midnight. Wow! That's a serious come down. And a huge concern for rescheduling another bout in the future! Anyway, I ran across Megs ad, who is back in the area. Looks like I may be needing that nut neurosurgeon after all!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/delaw...*/308938721620

**FarmerJack** · 04-05-24 20:13

Originally Posted by PaulBunyon1996 [View Original Post]

That really stinks. I know you was looking forward to tapping that. Maybe it's for the best. Because of her history. Sounds like you may need to go to Laurel and get Dat yungin.

It's very strange. I still haven't heard anything from Danielle. Crickets. The last time I reached out to her was earlier in the morning. I've even looked on skipthegames to see if she's still posting ads throughout the day. The last ad she posted was at 1:42 am! Nothing since! Something ain't right. What I did before I even set up anything with Danielle, I talked to her. Not texted either. I called her up and talked to her for about 5 min about my concerns about her setting guys up to be ripped off. Guys popping out of bathrooms and closets ripping their shirts off. One mofo had her name tattooed on his chest! I talked to her about all that shit because I was letting her know that I'm coming from out of town and ain't got time for no dumb shit. She laughed and said that it wasn't her. It was the people in her life at the time that was behind that shit and she ain't about that life now. Said she has children and needs to do right for their sake. So I felt good after our conversation. But for her to go ghost like this is very strange. She was looking forward to us meeting too. As for the children, she may have had another one. We were going to be doing bareback too. I would've said " I'm THE PAPPY"! LOL. It was disappointing to be honest. Then I had to go hit up one of my go to's. She wasn't who I really wanted. But considering the circumstances, she was what I really needed after that letdown. I was really going to put it on Danielle too!

**PaulBunyon1996** · 04-05-24 19:01

Originally Posted by FarmerJack [View Original Post]

Danielle apparently is ducking me. She was a no show at the weigh in, and an even bigger no show for the bout! Sooo, I had to have one of my go to's as a replacement. I guess we'll try to reschedule down the road. Maybe she's not an early morning person. Not sure when we'll get together now. I'll be going on
the road further South to Laurel De. There's one 22 year old I'm going to check out next. Me and these 22 year Olds. They'll drain your ass like a dead car battery. That's when you try to start the car and you don't even hear the clicking! That battery is dead as a mofo. These young bucks will drain you.

That really stinks. I know you was looking forward to tapping that. Maybe it's for the best. Because of her history. Sounds like you may need to go to Laurel and get Dat yungin.

**Charlieparker** · 04-05-24 11:57

Originally Posted by HoesRCommunity [View Original Post]

Emily from Elkton passed. Damn I'd been dealing with her since like 2010.

Take care.

Thanks for the info.

**FarmerJack** · 04-05-24 07:36

Danielle apparently is ducking me. She was a no show at the weigh in, and an even bigger no show for the bout! Sooo, I had to have one of my go to's as a replacement. I guess we'll try to reschedule down the road. Maybe she's not an early morning person. Not sure when we'll get together now. I'll be going on the road further South to Laurel De. There's one 22 year old I'm going to check out next. Me and these 22 year Olds. They'll drain your ass like a dead car battery. That's when you try to start the car and you don't even hear the clicking! That battery is dead as a mofo. These young bucks will drain you.

**JasonJ772** · 04-05-24 01:33

Originally Posted by FarmerJack [View Original Post]

Despite a few warnings from some concerned mongers. They're was a public outcry from the media and some fans that suggested that I was ducking Danielle! Can you believe that? FarmerJack ducking someone? Not on my watch. Danielle and I have been in some contract negotiations off and on this week. The match is officially signed and we're scheduled to meet tomorrow morning. So it looks like Danielle is going to get a shot at the champ after all.

Not sure what possesses most of you guys to ignore all warnings and still go for junk. Is it desperation or something? Anyways, your life man.

**PaulBunyon1996** · 04-04-24 23:52

Originally Posted by FarmerJack [View Original Post]

Despite a few warnings from some concerned mongers. They're was a public outcry from the media and some fans that suggested that I was ducking Danielle! Can you believe that? FarmerJack ducking someone? Not on my watch. Danielle and I have been in some contract negotiations off and on

this week. The match is officially signed and we're scheduled to meet tomorrow morning. So it looks like Danielle is going to get a shot at the champ after all.

There hasn't been any good reports about this one. I hope you make out alright Farmer. Be careful. And knock her out champ. I'll be wanting to hear how things go. Just be careful man.

**FarmerJack** · 04-04-24 20:35

Despite a few warnings from some concerned mongers. They're was a public outcry from the media and some fans that suggested that I was ducking Danielle! Can you believe that? FarmerJack ducking someone? Not on my watch. Danielle and I have been in some contract negotiations off and on this week. The match is officially signed and we're scheduled to meet tomorrow morning. So it looks like Danielle is going to get a shot at the champ after all.

**HoesRCommunity** · 04-04-24 01:43

Emily from Elkton passed. Damn I'd been dealing with her since like 2010.

Take care.

**FarmerJack** · 04-03-24 08:04

Originally Posted by Gator1970 [View Original Post]

Well said Farmer. I could have used different wording to share my experience. My apologies for it coming off as an attack on your preferences and opinions. Stay safe.

I apologize too Gator. No hard feelings. To be honest, I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep doing this escort provider thing. I'd rather stop on my own before something stops me! I've been thinking about that a lot lately. I'm knocking on 70's door in a few years and can't keep doing this shit forever. But I ain't stopped yet. LOL.

**Gator1970** · 04-03-24 07:53

Originally Posted by FarmerJack [View Original Post]

I go to bed early because I have to get up early. That's the main time I have to do my shit. When I had time to sleep on everything, I believe things went off the rail when some other guys started talking about standards. It didn't even originate from poor Gator. But by him and a few others that starting to Chime in, that's when it went off script. But Gator wasn't the one who really started the standard piece. I'm not even going to waste the time backtracking to see who started it because it's a non starter for me, and it's really not that important. For the record though, when it comes to me dealing with providers or escorts or whatever else we may call them, no I really don't have any standards when it comes to providers or escorts. I've had drop dead gorgeous providers that were absolutely the worst! As long as she's a good time, I'm good. Me personally. I just think there's way too much emphasis on a guys standards. Standards shouldn't matter as long as the guy had a good time. I don't care how she looks or what her issues are (and all of them do have issues that we don't always see!) If she shows me a good time, she can best believe that I'll be back. But if I don't have a good time, of course I'm not going back. I haven't had too many bad encounters with providers. You want to know why? Because I accept them as they are and when I do that, 9 times out of 10 it's going to be a funky good time! I didn't have any beef with you either. The emphasis should be more about a guys good time or not good time. Not his standards. Who cares? We ain't marrying them. Just a lot of wasted time and it doesn't help the cause.

Well said Farmer. I could have used different wording to share my experience. My apologies for it coming off as an attack on your preferences and opinions. Stay safe.

**FarmerJack** · 04-03-24 07:05

Originally Posted by Hunterspeak17 [View Original Post]

The visit was within two days of me posting. YMMV applies here. Nothing jived right though. The smoking / non smoking part, the "private residence" was certainly not your typical non-hotel private residence (don't want to give too much detail about her location), the comment she made about no CIM yet
she was ok with BB threw me off. No shade thrown to you or anyone that has had a good time with her but first impressions last the longest and this was one that puts her on the no list for me.

I go to bed early because I have to get up early. That's the main time I have to do my shit. When I had time to sleep on everything, I believe things went off the rail when some other guys started talking about standards. It didn't even originate from poor Gator. But by him and a few others that starting to Chime in, that's when it went off script. But Gator wasn't the one who really started the standard piece. I'm not even going to waste the time backtracking to see who started it because it's a non starter for me, and it's really not that important. For the record though, when it comes to me dealing with providers or escorts or whatever else we may call them, no I really don't have any standards when it comes to providers or escorts. I've had drop dead gorgeous providers that were absolutely the worst! As long as she's a good time, I'm good. Me personally. I just think there's way too much emphasis on a guys standards. Standards shouldn't matter as long as the guy had a good time. I don't care how she looks or what her issues are (and all of them do have issues that we don't always see!) If she shows me a good time, she can best believe that I'll be back. But if I don't have a good time, of course I'm not going back. I haven't had too many bad encounters with providers. You want to know why? Because I accept them as they are and when I do that, 9 times out of 10 it's going to be a funky good time! I didn't have any beef with you either. The emphasis should be more about a guys good time or not good time. Not his standards. Who cares? We ain't marrying them. Just a lot of wasted time and it doesn't help the cause.

**Hunterspeak17** · 04-02-24 23:25

Originally Posted by FarmerJack [View Original Post]

How long ago was it when you visited Joei? You must've caught her on a bad day bro! Because I had a good time.

The visit was within two days of me posting. YMMV applies here. Nothing jived right though. The smoking / non smoking part, the "private residence" was certainly not your typical non-hotel private residence (don't want to give too much detail about her location), the comment she made about no CIM yet she was ok with BB threw me off. No shade thrown to you or anyone that has had a good time with her but first impressions last the longest and this was one that puts her on the no list for me.

**PaulBunyon1996** · 04-02-24 23:11

Originally Posted by PPJones [View Original Post]

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, and all others: Can we all just calm down a bit?

Let's remember one thing: It's ALWAYS YMMV!

Some have good, some have bad, we're all humans. Some under the influence of some drugs and some not. Let's realize that someone under the influence of a substance can have better and worse days. This goes for men, women, monkeys, dogs, and anything else that
uses.

I appreciate farmer jacks many postings. He's been informative at times. Other times not so much. As well as ALL of your reports. Sometimes it's almost as much value who NOT to see, as WHO to
see.

I, myself, saw Ms. Joie years ago and her skills were "alright", however, I don't not like her appearance. Or her surroundings. Therefore, I did not repeat, I MAY have repeated, but another factor, I
am not often in her area. But, when I saw her, she had HEAVY acne and craters on her face. Body was shapely, but when she turned around, the acne continued throughout hey entire body, including her ass (although, admittedly, shapely &#128514.

Not every monger is going to have a fantastic time with every provider. Not every provider is going to provide a great experience for every provider. It's JUST the way it is. It's called YMMV.

As far as standards go, yes, I guess as I've aged, perhaps I've raised mine. Good? Bad? Indifferent? I think that's it, indifferent. I'm paying, I see who I want. YOU'RE paying, YOU see who you want. Who am I (or any other to tell you how, , or when to spend YOUR money? Nobody.

Let's all get along and keep on reviewing these girls and realize that not all of us are meant for ALL the girls.

Good luck, happy hunting, and be safe.

Sent from my iPhone.

It's like Farmer said earlier. All of our experiences are not going to be the same. Especially when we're dealing with women who have issues with heavy drug use and who knows what else. We all need to get along instead of tearing each other down because our experiences weren't the same. Which is prolly one reason why there aren't more good reviews.

**PPJones** · 04-02-24 23:03

Originally Posted by PaulBunyon1996 [View Original Post]

But you wrong as two left shoes. Ain't nobody carin about no standards. Not when it comes to escorts. I see nobody said nuttin about the other guys experience. Nobody said nuttin about his standards. Nobody thanked him for his post about his experience. There do be a lot of hatin on here. Bottom line is some guys had a good time with her and some of you guys didn't. That's the breaks. Nobody praised Farmer for the good time he had with her. Nobody.one guy gave his report on the good time he had and nobody said nuttin.

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, and all others: Can we all just calm down a bit?

Let's remember one thing: It's ALWAYS YMMV!

Some have good, some have bad, we're all humans. Some under the influence of some drugs and some not. Let's realize that someone under the influence of a substance can have better and worse days. This goes for men, women, monkeys, dogs, and anything else that uses.

I appreciate farmer jacks many postings. He's been informative at times. Other times not so much. As well as ALL of your reports. Sometimes it's almost as much value who NOT to see, as WHO to see.

I, myself, saw Ms. Joie years ago and her skills were "alright", however, I don't not like her appearance. Or her surroundings. Therefore, I did not repeat, I MAY have repeated, but another factor, I am not often in her area. But, when I saw her, she had HEAVY acne and craters on her face. Body was shapely, but when she turned around, the acne continued throughout hey entire body, including her ass (although, admittedly, shapely &#128514.

Not every monger is going to have a fantastic time with every provider. Not every provider is going to provide a great experience for every provider. It's JUST the way it is. It's called YMMV.

As far as standards go, yes, I guess as I've aged, perhaps I've raised mine. Good? Bad? Indifferent? I think that's it, indifferent. I'm paying, I see who I want. YOU'RE paying, YOU see who you want. Who am I (or any other to tell you how, , or when to spend YOUR money? Nobody.

Let's all get along and keep on reviewing these girls and realize that not all of us are meant for ALL the girls.

Good luck, happy hunting, and be safe.

Sent from my iPhone.