Strip Club Reports

**Strange** · 08-20-19 21:21

Originally Posted by MikeHawk007 [View Original Post]

LOL to my surprise within 2 min she was on a young guys lap sipping a cocktail.

P.S. I love me a chunky gal heck even with some stretch marks, but there was nothing pretty of that creature.

There wouldn't be fat ugly strippers if there weren't guys that liked fat ugly strippers. Different strokes for different folks. Shit there's girls out on the street who I'm like who'd bang that, but you know what? Somebody is. Here's to fat ugly strippers and their aunt with one arm.

**MikeHawk007** · 08-20-19 20:24

Originally Posted by Strange [View Original Post]

That's Delaware strip clubs in a nut shell.

LOL I still remember that one time. I was sitting there enjoying the scene watching a girl dancing. All of a sudden I hear a fucking sexy, sultry voice whisper on my right ear "hey baby would you like a dance?

I swear I immediately chubbed up and a little smile came across my face. As I turned to face this gorgeous creature with such a charming voice and intoxicating smell, to my horror I was WAAAY OFF!

This gal was huge, as in had rolls and stretch marks, she had buck teeth and one of them was chipped, looked like a fucking fang. I turned her down and tipped her a buck to scram. LOL to my surprise within 2 min she was on a young guys lap sipping a cocktail.

P.S. I love me a chunky gal heck even with some stretch marks, but there was nothing pretty of that creature.

**Strange** · 08-20-19 17:50

Originally Posted by JohnnyM081 [View Original Post]

Would you be kind enough to pm me? I think I know what you mean but I don't want to assume. I would appreciate it.

Sorry no there was no innuendo, didn't mean anything other than was she sub 30 and pretty. And that stripper did only have one arm. Her coworker had no teeth. That's Delaware strip clubs in a nut shell.

**RichieG23** · 08-20-19 16:42

Quite a few years ago I had some luck with takeout, there was one that became my utr, then she moved down south. 2008-9 time frame. Then there was another in 2015-16 time fram, and she got married and stopped dancing all together. Was working on another, but then had to move. You can certainly find them in there, I never approach it til I've seen them in for a couple of times.

**Shampoo55** · 08-20-19 14:25

Originally Posted by JohnnyM081 [View Original Post]

Would you be kind enough to pm me? I think I know what you mean but I don't want to assume. I would appreciate it.

If I remember right, Tawny (aka Adrian of "the crew") use to work at Hak's and live across the street in the Fairview. She would frequently do takeout if you didn't mind a trip across the street!

**JohnnyM081** · 08-18-19 13:36

Originally Posted by Strange [View Original Post]

I agree on trying for takeout, was she young and hot? Delaware strip clubs aren't always the hottest girls. I remember like twenty years ago fairways in smyrna had a stripper with only one arm. I kid you not a one armed stripper. Classy.

Would you be kind enough to pm me? I think I know what you mean but I don't want to assume. I would appreciate it.

**In Delaware** · 08-18-19 09:18

I was going to Haks somewhat regularly a few years back and worked a couple of girls aiming for takeout. Must have been. Ad luck because each one said no.

Originally Posted by Frasier69 [View Original Post]

I would ask for "take out", it would most likely be a lot cheaper and better.

**Atl Guy** · 08-18-19 05:28

Originally Posted by Way2lazy [View Original Post]

Yeah. Don't.

Sound advice! Drive to Philly to get your strip club fix.

**Strange** · 08-17-19 22:25

Originally Posted by Frasier69 [View Original Post]

I would ask for "take out", it would most likely be a lot cheaper and better.

I agree on trying for takeout, was she young and hot? Delaware strip clubs aren't always the hottest girls. I remember like twenty years ago fairways in smyrna had a stripper with only one arm. I kid you not a one armed stripper. Classy.

**Frasier69** · 08-17-19 19:08

Originally Posted by JohnnyM081 [View Original Post]

Hey so was that 2. 6 altogether for the VIP? Not counting the cover or dance.

I would ask for "take out", it would most likely be a lot cheaper and better.

**Way2lazy** · 08-17-19 18:18

Originally Posted by Kunjamani [View Original Post]

Going to try HAK for the first time. Do you have any tips for newbie.

Yeah. Don't.

**JohnnyM081** · 08-17-19 15:19

Originally Posted by PhillyGuy1969 [View Original Post]

Found myself in the area on Wed evening. $10 cover seemed a bit much based on the talent, but oh well. Was approached by a couple of dancers working the dollar train after being on stage. The 2nd got very friendly having my hands roam and sliding hers where it needed to be. Opted for couch dance $20 at, Pretty good, no privacy but she made it work undoing my pants and giving a nice handshake. Told me there was a full menu in the VIP private area $1. 6 +1 tip "Two holes of golf and a musical tribute to the Piano Man". A bit steep but who knows, I also bought a lottery ticket last night.

Hey so was that 2. 6 altogether for the VIP? Not counting the cover or dance.

**Kunjamani** · 08-17-19 00:18

Originally Posted by PhillyGuy1969 [View Original Post]

Found myself in the area on Wed evening. $10 cover seemed a bit much based on the talent, but oh well. Was approached by a couple of dancers working the dollar train after being on stage. The 2nd got very friendly having my hands roam and sliding hers where it needed to be. Opted for couch dance $20 at, Pretty good, no privacy but she made it work undoing my pants and giving a nice handshake. Told me there was a full menu in the VIP private area $1. 6 +1 tip "Two holes of golf and a musical tribute to the Piano Man". A bit steep but who knows, I also bought a lottery ticket last night.

Going to try HAK for the first time. Do you have any tips for newbie.

**PhillyGuy1969** · 08-15-19 09:27

Found myself in the area on Wed evening. $10 cover seemed a bit much based on the talent, but oh well. Was approached by a couple of dancers working the dollar train after being on stage. The 2nd got very friendly having my hands roam and sliding hers where it needed to be. Opted for couch dance $20 at, Pretty good, no privacy but she made it work undoing my pants and giving a nice handshake. Told me there was a full menu in the VIP private area $1. 6 +1 tip "Two holes of golf and a musical tribute to the Piano Man". A bit steep but who knows, I also bought a lottery ticket last night.