Massage Parlor Reports

[Onemoretime696]

I'd love to locate the girl who actually follows what the website text says it'll be like, but there's absolutely zero chance that the person with that extensive vocabulary and knowledge of massages is going to be the person you see. Oh well.

One thing I did realize recently is that, for a massage, it makes no difference if the girl is 25 years old and hot, or 60 yrs old and fugly. You're face down for the massage 80% of the time (with the caveat of making the trip to the donut store in NH. Totally different experience).

I ALMOST don't mind if the lady is 45+ because they seem to give the best massages. And if I close my eyes on the flip, it's all good.

Any of you guys ever hears of Gorgeous In Garters? Back in the late 90's, she was out of W Hfd. And the website, if I remember correctly, has a text scenario verrrry close to Amber's. But $500 for a massage with no guaranteed outcome is just plain sillyness.

Anyone ever taken a loan from their 401 k to afford an hour with that lady, let me know.

Hope everyone is well and staying safe.

[Mr Mike1952]

What was the screening process like? I've been looking to connect with her, but I've heard her screening process is a little too personal. Also what's the hotel like? Decent enough place? I'm not looking for your typical escort hook up, so I'd rather it be a nicer location I'm not worried about going to.

This might be a dumb question as well, does the price include tip? Or do you also provide a tip to body rub providers the way you do at an AMP?

She does not ask too many questions, and I found her to be discrete with the information I gave. She has family in the area and has as much reason to be discrete as you.

She met me at a motel in Enfield. A decent place; not somewhere you would feel uncomfortable.

Tips are not required. I went for the 90 minute session, but I'd recommend the one hour. If I did that, I would probably round up from $180 to $200, but nothing more than the listed rate is required.

[RChris11]

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. Overall, it was a decent enough body rub experience. Her pictures are accurate. What I am looking for, primarily, when I go to a hand job provider, is someone who can keep me aroused and on the edge for a prolonged period of time, while also providing some relaxation. She is able to do that.

At the same time, it was a little odd. First of all, she seemed to have no sense of irony about an African American woman using the name of a blonde porn star. The oddest thing, however, was that she really did not seem to have actually read that incredibly long description of services that you found on her website. For example, the description states that, unlike the typical session, you will begin lying on your back rather than your stomach. When I lay on my back, she seemed surprised.

She generally seemed to employ some of the stimulation techniques described on her ad, but certainly not in anything like the structured, systematic manner described. She does not try to become your "good friend," like the ad states, which is generally a good thing. I really am not interested in that much conversation. At the same time, she was just a little distant and disconnected to the process. She was naked except for a pair of panties that she kept on, and allowed roaming everywhere except the pussy.

If you like that kind of thing, give it a shot one time. I guess you have it on point. The photo is real, but the service is not what is described. Its okay, but not anything special.

What was the screening process like? I've been looking to connect with her, but I've heard her screening process is a little too personal. Also what's the hotel like? Decent enough place? I'm not looking for your typical escort hook up, so I'd rather it be a nicer location I'm not worried about going to.

This might be a dumb question as well, does the price include tip? Or do you also provide a tip to body rub providers the way you do at an AMP?

[Mr Mike1952]

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. Overall, it was a decent enough body rub experience. Her pictures are accurate. What I am looking for, primarily, when I go to a hand job provider, is someone who can keep me aroused and on the edge for a prolonged period of time, while also providing some relaxation. She is able to do that.

At the same time, it was a little odd. First of all, she seemed to have no sense of irony about an African American woman using the name of a blonde porn star. The oddest thing, however, was that she really did not seem to have actually read that incredibly long description of services that you found on her website. For example, the description states that, unlike the typical session, you will begin lying on your back rather than your stomach. When I lay on my back, she seemed surprised.

She generally seemed to employ some of the stimulation techniques described on her ad, but certainly not in anything like the structured, systematic manner described. She does not try to become your "good friend," like the ad states, which is generally a good thing. I really am not interested in that much conversation. At the same time, she was just a little distant and disconnected to the process. She was naked except for a pair of panties that she kept on, and allowed roaming everywhere except the pussy.

If you like that kind of thing, give it a shot one time. I guess you have it on point. The photo is real, but the service is not what is described. Its okay, but not anything special.

Anyone has any exp with this provider (Amber Lynn CT), her webpage has description of what she does, however much of the description is copy paste from many other webpages / body rub websites.

Her picture seems to be real but not the service may be.

She does not provide any phone numbers only email.

Link to the ad is.

http://connecticut.backpage.com/Body...ssion/12758874

http://bodyrubentertainment.wixsite.com/amber-lynne

https://www.adultlook.com/p/1818524

[ArtOf]

Anyone has any exp with this provider (Amber Lynn CT), her webpage has description of what she does, however much of the description is copy paste from many other webpages / body rub websites.

Her picture seems to be real but not the service may be.

She does not provide any phone numbers only email.

Link to the ad is.

http://connecticut.backpage.com/Body...ssion/12758874

http://bodyrubentertainment.wixsite.com/amber-lynne

https://www.adultlook.com/p/1818524

[Mighty Spearsman]

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...FlowFB_CTBrand

I posted this in the other areas section, bust since they are discussed here, I thought to drop it here too would be good.

They just busted the donut shop in new haven too.

Watch your 6.

From the NBC Connecticut website:

"State police have arrested a Chinese national after an investigation into prostitution at an East Granby massage parlor.

"Police say troopers, as well as Department of Homeland Security Investigations personnel, raided the Joy Healing Spa on Wednesday while investigating allegations of prostitution at the spa located at XX Rainbow Road.

"According to state police, spa employees were engaged in prostitution and 49-year-old "L. C. " a Chinese national who lives in Flushing, New York, was arrested and charged with prostitution.

"She was released on $10,000 bond and is due in court in Enfield on November 30. ".

Both State Police and Homeland Security? That's a lot of manpower targeted towards an out-of-the-way place (a small strip mall with no residences or schools within walking distance) where prostitution may or may not be actually taking place behind closed doors. Nice to see our taxpaying dollar dedicated to fighting serious crime, LOL.

The irony here is that this story appeared the same day that it was announced that the State of Connecticut is broke and there is a proposal to cut every state agent's budget (including that of the State Police) by 10%. Hopefully the 10% cut will get the State Police to forget about such low-hanging fruit and start fighting real crime.

And who made the allegations? I doubt if it was the main tenant in that strip mall, a liquor store whose business may drop now that the spa has been closed.

[Hobo Bob]

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...FlowFB_CTBrand

I posted this in the other areas section, bust since they are discussed here, I thouight to drop it here too would be good.

They just busted the donut shop in new haven too.

Watch your 6.

[JohhnyBravo]

So I tried to set up a 1 hr session with Hannah at the place in E. Granby while I was in town this week. When I called, the lady said she didn't work their any more. Bummer, sounds like she is a good one from Jolly's review. Anyway, I decided to take a trip down to Silver Lane. I had sarah and she was very playful from beginning to end. As soon as we walked into the shower she gave jr a nice flip and paid good attention to him during the shower. When we got back to the room, I was cold so she laid on top of me to warm me up. I did a fair amount of OTC roaming while she laid there. I would say the massage was standard with a fair amount of scripted technique. During the flip she let me play with one big nip. I asked if I could suck on it but no luck. She seemed to enjoy the OTC rubbing on the kitty, but didn't let it progress to UTC. Overall, it was a good experience. Many thanks to the previous reviewers on Sarah. If any of you mongers are ever in Charleston, SC, I can point you to the local fare.

Stay safe,

JB.

[JohhnyBravo]

Wrong direction, it's west of bradley in east granby. Yoy'll have a joyful time.

Appreciate the help sir! Hope to partake.

[Jolly Rocks]

Have not posted in a long time but this board has always been helpful so paying it forward. Toftt east of the airport, didn't expect much, only 2 girls working, got hanna, not bad 40's k girl. Table shower always fun, back to room and start with massage. I always use my hands to test the waters and all seemed like a go. Actually very good massage. Time for flip but instead of just rollibg over I sat up, said come here, gave big hug and said show me your tits. Pulled up her shirt, took them out and let me do whatever I wanted. Stuck my hands down her pants and told her I'd give her 100 for full service but she declined and proceeded with the lotion. Finally managed to slip her pants down to ger ankles, she hoped on the table with her ass over my face as I started fingering her, she dropped down for quite a long daty, smelled and tasted good, ended up with lots of finger action til I finally popped. Best I've had north of new haven and will repeat. Might be more next time.

Wrong direction, it's west of bradley in east granby. Yoy'll have a joyful time.

[GordonFreeman]

New place in Manchester, with the awful location just got a big ole red paper notice on the door.

Visible from the street and my guess is the owners would have to go legit to have it taken off.

No intel if the place close to the big plaza got the same scrutiny.

When this happened to the other AMPs it was due to not having proper worker's comp insurance.

[JustLooking30]

New place in Manchester, with the awful location just got a big ole red paper notice on the door.

Visible from the street and my guess is the owners would have to go legit to have it taken off.

No intel if the place close to the big plaza got the same scrutiny.

[JohhnyBravo]

What was the name of the place? I am looking for a new spot. I have been reluctant to try east hartford areas cause I am not familiar with the area been to all the ones manchester and east of there.

With a quick search and review of other posts you can see that this is down the Lane.

[JohhnyBravo]

Have not posted in a long time but this board has always been helpful so paying it forward. Toftt east of the airport, didn't expect much, only 2 girls working, got hanna, not bad 40's k girl. Table shower always fun, back to room and start with massage. I always use my hands to test the waters and all seemed like a go. Actually very good massage. Time for flip but instead of just rollibg over I sat up, said come here, gave big hug and said show me your tits. Pulled up her shirt, took them out and let me do whatever I wanted. Stuck my hands down her pants and told her I'd give her 100 for full service but she declined and proceeded with the lotion. Finally managed to slip her pants down to ger ankles, she hoped on the table with her ass over my face as I started fingering her, she dropped down for quite a long daty, smelled and tasted good, ended up with lots of finger action til I finally popped. Best I've had north of new haven and will repeat. Might be more next time.

I'll be in town next week and hope to try this place out. Looks like there are 2 AMPs near Bradley. Which place was this?

Thanks and stay safe.

JohhnyB.

[Jolly Rocks]

Have not posted in a long time but this board has always been helpful so paying it forward. Toftt east of the airport, didn't expect much, only 2 girls working, got hanna, not bad 40's k girl. Table shower always fun, back to room and start with massage. I always use my hands to test the waters and all seemed like a go. Actually very good massage. Time for flip but instead of just rollibg over I sat up, said come here, gave big hug and said show me your tits. Pulled up her shirt, took them out and let me do whatever I wanted. Stuck my hands down her pants and told her I'd give her 100 for full service but she declined and proceeded with the lotion. Finally managed to slip her pants down to ger ankles, she hoped on the table with her ass over my face as I started fingering her, she dropped down for quite a long daty, smelled and tasted good, ended up with lots of finger action til I finally popped. Best I've had north of new haven and will repeat. Might be more next time.