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[RetiredbbcMonger860]

So I came across her add on STG.

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/mas...e/899094593392

Has anyone booked an appointment with her? The rates are kind of high.

"half an hour is 150 1 hour is 200 that does not include any type of full service there's a 50 donation added still original price".

I've taken screenshots of the add please see attached.

Any feedback on his provide would be greatly appreciated.

[Kwagmire]

I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic.

Yup. And not at all actionable, unless you frequent lots and lots of different AMPs all the time to gain enough experience and figure out what he's talking about. But if you did that then you would just have the experience and it wouldn't matter what he wrote anyway because you'd already know from all that experience. So what's the point?

The message I take away from his posts is: If you have a ton of time and money on your hands, and if perhaps you're charming and attractive, you can go to lots and lots of AMPs (repeatedly, so you're a regular) until you find a girl who likes you enough to fuck you.

Translated into the civvie world, his advice is: "If you go out to the bars every weekend, eventually you'll meet someone to go on a date with." Well, duh.

[YoloFun]

I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic. That's all well and good and I agree with him, but this is a free forum and you have every right to post whatever you want whether it makes sense to anyone else or not.

Agree, just penthouse forum stuff from 1980's with no real useful info, no towns, or a clue of place. We all have great experiences at these places, he writes like a teenager. We all have cupcakes and sound like his are moldy at the high traffic areas we all know, not useful.

Thanks Garthy.

[WhenWhen]

I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic. That's all well and good and I agree with him, but this is a free forum and you have every right to post whatever you want whether it makes sense to anyone else or not.

Opinions vary Garthy.

Unfortunately you seem to be very narrow minded.

If you read one of my post from the holiday's, I said, "she wanted to clean my face but I wanted to keep the taste".

Someone on this site experienced that recently. He's very happy.

[DreadRed]

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By using the button that says "Report Post" without saying some stupid shit yourself like this belongs on the Stupid Shit thread.

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[Gto69]

Opinions vary Garthy.

Unfortunately you seem to be very narrow minded.

If you read one of my post from the holiday's, I said, "she wanted to clean my face but I wanted to keep the taste".

Someone on this site experienced that recently. He's very happy.

I think you meant to put this in Penthouse Forum.

No useful info in that post.

[Gto69]

Hahaha, that's funny Looking30.

Nah, Ronone is still in Flushing, she's with the other providers who are waiting to return. August 1st might be her return date.

I was telling all you guys I got a new Cupcake, she's sweet. Some of you guys know her. But you won't be experiencing her any longer.

What is this?

[Garthy]

After a rough weekend with my cupcakes. For those that I told, man, wasn't fun. So damm immature.

Headed out, haven't been here but she knows me. Walked in, she was happy to see me. Cute little Asian. Thought, I was in for another double drippings since this was her last day, but just didn't work out that way.

Her friends told me she was leaving but waited for her to tell me. She did.

Asked: Why are you leaving? She told me.

WELLLL, Blow Me Down.

My NEW sweet little Cupcake. I'll take care of you.

Anyways, doing the deal, thought she was positioning herself for 69, well, the little brat, she was going for RCG BB. Lucky she's small, picked her up, I felt I was Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in the bodyguard. She got a kick out of it, so I started tossing her in the air. Enjoyed watching her Tits bounce.

So getting back to business, placed her back on the table, punishment? You guess it, I gave her a non-stop tongue lashing for trying that on me.

At the end, she said, you bad for me. Told her, just wait until you really get to know me.

I got a feeling that the other providers told her about me. She knew what I liked.

I think you meant to put this in Penthouse Forum.

No useful info in that post.

[Banditdog]

never saw it before and it is not in the abbreviations but from context i think it is another way of saying just a hj finish, as in level 1?

l1 hj / l2 fs.

[JustLooking30]

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What is this?

[Gto69]

After a rough weekend with my cupcakes. For those that I told, man, wasn't fun. So damm immature.

Headed out, haven't been here but she knows me. Walked in, she was happy to see me. Cute little Asian. Thought, I was in for another double drippings since this was her last day, but just didn't work out that way.

Her friends told me she was leaving but waited for her to tell me. She did.

Asked: Why are you leaving? She told me.

WELLLL, Blow Me Down.

My NEW sweet little Cupcake. I'll take care of you.

Anyways, doing the deal, thought she was positioning herself for 69, well, the little brat, she was going for RCG BB. Lucky she's small, picked her up, I felt I was Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in the bodyguard. She got a kick out of it, so I started tossing her in the air. Enjoyed watching her Tits bounce.

So getting back to business, placed her back on the table, punishment? You guess it, I gave her a non-stop tongue lashing for trying that on me.

At the end, she said, you bad for me. Told her, just wait until you really get to know me.

I got a feeling that the other providers told her about me. She knew what I liked.

[JoeMuckInFutch]

What is an L1 finish?

Never saw it before and it is not in the abbreviations but from context I think it is another way of saying just a HJ finish, as in level 1?

[GordonFreeman]

Still in search of a solid UTR with good massage skills and L1 finish.

Thanks.

What is an L1 finish?

[JustLooking30]

Has anyone been there? In Manchester, close to the McD 's.

Finally had a chance to inquire about this place. Looks to be legit from the website and pics of owner / operator.

[JWilson9969]

Still in search of a solid UTR with good massage skills and L1 finish.

Thanks.