Massage Parlor Reports

**WildTurkey17** · 06-18-20 15:33

Everything I read about Phase 2 says personal services including massage can reopen on June 17. I've called or stopped at all the usually places in EH but none are open.

It's killing me. I need some personal servicing!

**Gto69** · 06-13-20 06:29

Yeah, I can dish it out and I can take it.

No problem at all.

Soooooo, how about those free samples.

Originally Posted by Troutman [View Original Post]

But sometimes it's fun to hand out a little shit.

**HartFordGuest1** · 06-12-20 23:13

This one too, I want her bad but that price. Don't like paying more than 60 for a qk. Anyone give her a try?

**Troutman** · 06-12-20 19:03

Originally Posted by BlueFox141 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if he was trying to spell anatomy, because autonomy this is not.

Blue.

But sometimes it's fun to hand out a little shit.

**Mr Mike1952** · 06-12-20 17:59

June 17 is when massages can again be legally offered. Same rules apply to legit massages and massage parlors pretending to be legit. (Which they all do to at least some degree).

Originally Posted by Gto69 [View Original Post]

With all of the out state visitors from NY and NJ, it looks like AMPs are getting ready to open. I noticed some of the AMP's are cleaning and preparing for next week. Maybe earlier.

**Gto69** · 06-10-20 18:57

With all of the out state visitors from NY and NJ, it looks like AMPs are getting ready to open. I noticed some of the AMP's are cleaning and preparing for next week. Maybe earlier.

**BlueFox141** · 06-06-20 13:16

Originally Posted by Troutman [View Original Post]

Please look up autonomy in the dictionary.

I'm wondering if he was trying to spell anatomy, because autonomy this is not.

Blue.

**Troutman** · 06-06-20 06:33

Please look up autonomy in the dictionary.

Originally Posted by Gto69 [View Original Post]

As a lover of the female autonomy, I'll keep it simple.

I enjoy a wet kitty.

Dedicating this song to doc:

Live from Fauxville.

HavMor Cum presents:

Big Cock and his brass nuggets*.

HIT THE HORNS.

It's Saturday night.

Got a major hard on

Lookin' for a place to party

So I jumps into my ride&

And I hits the road&

Cause there's only one place to go.

Down to SIN city (singers)

Oooo the women be righteous, ready and pretty

To SIN city (singers)

We go Lick, Suck, Fuck

SIN City (singers).

Sittin' in the line up chair

Checkin' the ladies out

Watchin' mms with her fast feet

She's got the hippest threads

And the large set of tits

And biggest Bang of ladies.

Down to SIN city (singers).

You can get what you want

If you know how to find it

To SIN city (singers)

We can cum cum cum.

Ooooh, the ladies be ready

At SIN City (singers)

The joint be sexy

At SIN City (singers)

The ladies be horney

At SIN City (singers)

While the Ladies be lick'in

The Ladies be suck'in.

Everybody be fuck'in'. * Wowwwww, alright yaall

MORE HORNS PLAYING.

The night's almost gone

But still goin' strong

Cause the fuck'in been so hearty.

I hope it doesn't show

While I'm drivin' down the road

That I had too Much kitty to eat.

Down to SIN City

If you got the dough

The ladies will flow

To SIN city (singers)

Be ready for Sex sex sex.

SIN CITY.. (singers).

**Gto69** · 06-05-20 18:47

Thanks WhenWhen. Time to Rock the house. I'm having funny. Nothing is impacting me.

Originally Posted by WhenWhen [View Original Post]

Awesome! I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates Tower of Power! Very creative. Much respect. Bump bump bump!

**WhenWhen** · 06-04-20 23:26

Awesome! I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates Tower of Power! Very creative. Much respect. Bump bump bump!

Originally Posted by Gto69 [View Original Post]

As a lover of the female autonomy, I'll keep it simple.

I enjoy a wet kitty.

Dedicating this song to doc:

Live from Fauxville.

HavMor Cum presents:

Big Cock and his brass nuggets*.

HIT THE HORNS.

It's Saturday night.

Got a major hard on

Lookin' for a place to party

So I jumps into my ride&

And I hits the road&

Cause there's only one place to go.

Down to SIN city (singers)

Oooo the women be righteous, ready and pretty

To SIN city (singers)

We go Lick, Suck, Fuck

SIN City (singers).

Sittin' in the line up chair

Checkin' the ladies out

Watchin' mms with her fast feet

She's got the hippest threads

And the large set of tits

And biggest Bang of ladies.

Down to SIN city (singers).

You can get what you want

If you know how to find it

To SIN city (singers)

We can cum cum cum.

Ooooh, the ladies be ready

At SIN City (singers)

The joint be sexy

At SIN City (singers)

The ladies be horney

At SIN City (singers)

While the Ladies be lick'in

The Ladies be suck'in.

Everybody be fuck'in'. * Wowwwww, alright yaall

MORE HORNS PLAYING.

The night's almost gone

But still goin' strong

Cause the fuck'in been so hearty.

I hope it doesn't show

While I'm drivin' down the road

That I had too Much kitty to eat.

Down to SIN City

If you got the dough

The ladies will flow

To SIN city (singers)

Be ready for Sex sex sex.

SIN CITY.. (singers).

**Gto69** · 06-04-20 19:46

As a lover of the female autonomy, I'll keep it simple.

I enjoy a wet kitty.

Dedicating this song to doc:

Live from Fauxville.

HavMor Cum presents:

Big Cock and his brass nuggets*.

HIT THE HORNS.

It's Saturday night.

Got a major hard on

Lookin' for a place to party

So I jumps into my ride&

And I hits the road&

Cause there's only one place to go.

Down to SIN city (singers)

Oooo the women be righteous, ready and pretty

To SIN city (singers)

We go Lick, Suck, Fuck

SIN City (singers).

Sittin' in the line up chair

Checkin' the ladies out

Watchin' mms with her fast feet

She's got the hippest threads

And the large set of tits

And biggest Bang of ladies.

Down to SIN city (singers).

You can get what you want

If you know how to find it

To SIN city (singers)

We can cum cum cum.

Ooooh, the ladies be ready

At SIN City (singers)

The joint be sexy

At SIN City (singers)

The ladies be horney

At SIN City (singers)

While the Ladies be lick'in

The Ladies be suck'in.

Everybody be fuck'in'. * Wowwwww, alright ya’all

MORE HORNS PLAYING.

The night's almost gone

But still goin' strong

Cause the fuck'in been so hearty.

I hope it doesn't show

While I'm drivin' down the road

That I had too Much kitty to eat.

Down to SIN City

If you got the dough

The ladies will flow

To SIN city (singers)

Be ready for Sex sex sex.

SIN CITY.. (singers).

Originally Posted by Troutman [View Original Post]

As a doctor, I am going to keep this as simple as I can for you, since you seem to be prone to making decisions based on desire rather than fact. Covid-19 is most easily passed through moisture. What is most prevalent at a massage parlor? Moisture. It also doesn't matter what age you are, you can catch it and die, or you can bring it to someone and they can die.

**Wolfman Jack** · 05-22-20 15:40

Does anyone else think this may be the final nail in the coffin, as least for the near future, in regards to AMPs? How long is it going to be before the State Thugs go into every known AMP looking for a certificate on the wall saying they comply with the mask, glove, sanitizer mandates? I for one will be very nervous once everything goes back to normal being in one and possibly being a part of their "inspections / intrusions" to see if they paid the state. I'm sure they'll also use that as an excuse to look for the massage licenses.

I don't go often, but a lot of you do, thoughts?

**Craven Morehed** · 05-21-20 11:54

Originally Posted by MooGooGuy [View Original Post]

I wonder if these AMPs will get any visits from officials of some sort. After all we all stick our heads in that same hole. Should we be wearing masks? Will the masseuses be wearing masks? How well will that head hole or pillow be sanitized after each massage? I was all "amped" up (pun intended) to get back out there as soon as we opened but now I'm not so sure.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

I am beyond AMP'd up, this whole situation sucks including the clubs being closed also, argh. Going to be a long time before I lie face down even when they open back up. One thing to consider is that some these girls are hanging out in New York, a hotbed for this mess.

I have been texting one that I used to see regularly and she said it is still to dangerous to open and no idea when they would open again. Been calling around and one answered, she said closed for 2 more months. I would be more likely to go to place where the girls have not been hanging out in New York these last few months.

**Moo Goo Guy** · 05-20-20 10:15

I wonder if these AMPs will get any visits from officials of some sort. After all we all stick our heads in that same hole. Should we be wearing masks? Will the masseuses be wearing masks? How well will that head hole or pillow be sanitized after each massage? I was all "amped" up (pun intended) to get back out there as soon as we opened but now I'm not so sure.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

**Big Daddy045** · 05-19-20 22:52

Originally Posted by BigDanBigdan [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if AMPs are included in the 5/20 reopening of select businesses or has anyone tried reaching out to them? I tried my regular spot but still no one picks up

I'm not sure if they are but I will drive by a couple. I'm really hoping they open soon.