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[Valmont31]

This was great and made my day. Thanks!

Thanks for that!

[TheSwampHawk]

Hey guys, first time poster. Can anyone help me out with this one? Man she's hot. http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...5-now/25652592.

Seems unlikely to me, but I encourage you to try it and report back. She says she's from out of town, LA area code, no reviews I could quickly find, few ads under that phone number.

Still, I've been pleasantly surprised by a few of these UTR's (but more often they are disappointing.).

Good luck!

HH, SS,

-SH.

[Dog2000]

Here for about a week. This board is slower than most which is surprising with the large amount of BP ads. It is hard to sift through all of the ads to figure out which is real or not. Anyone willing to share a UTR or proven recommendation? I would really appreciate it, thanks.

[NotCrazy]

Thanks to Centro Español for the heads up on Mckayla and her roommate. I messaged both of them and, not wanting to have to send one of the girls outside to wait, suggested a meeting with both. They agreed and much fun was had. Multiple positions with both and both were attentive the whole time. Destiny is obviously new and still seems a little nervous at times. Mckayla was lots of fun and way more at ease. They are only here until Thursday. Will most likely repeat but maybe try separately to see if that will relax destiny a bit more.

[Centro Espanol]

Just saw Dayanna, or sometimes Monica, at Stapleton for her fifty cent QV special. The pics are real, but she looks more like a white girl than Latina. Nice boobs, belly has stretch marks, good performer. CBJ and mish, slight rush at the end, ("next client is here" 8019039403.

[Centro Espanol]

Just saw McKayla, or she says, a traveling escort with a good body. Pics are real, she is very friendly, and she offers a sixty cent special. 415-261-2667. She rooms with a cute 19 year old spinner, Princess Destiny, next on my list. http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...&oid=25309021. Glendale and Aurora.

[TheSwampHawk]

I do not think so. Zoe is curvy with huge knockers. She has a slight German accent and dresses very elegantly. She is blonde and is about 5'4". Her reported age is 45 and that is pretty close.

Because this one was new to me and a number of people on this board know the other one, I was just pointing out the difference. Thanks for the confirmation.

HH, SS,

-SH.

[Bill Behr]

This is NOT the rail-thin, often blonde / pink haired "rocker" Zoe that reappears from time to time and whom several of the guys here have seen and will remember!

HH, SS,

-SH.

I do not think so. Zoe is curvy with huge knockers. She has a slight German accent and dresses very elegantly. She is blonde and is about 5'4". Her reported age is 45 and that is pretty close.

[JumboNiner1]

Looking for a mature provider. Staying in a hotel downtown so outcall is a must. Preferably a BBBJ provider.

[JumboNiner1]

Looking for a mature provider. Staying in a hotel downtown so outcall is a must. Preferably a BBBJ provider.

[Egnartsim]

A provider that charges that kind of money for a body rub sends up a red flag for me. And, by age 36 one would think she would also have some reviews. My two cents.

Yah, that's what my cut was telling me, something up there. If it's too good to be true it probably is.

[Nats53]

http://denver.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...r5280/18737004

Have done some searching and can't find any reviews or other intel on her, was hoping someone local may have more details on if pics are legit.

A provider that charges that kind of money for a body rub sends up a red flag for me. And, by age 36 one would think she would also have some reviews. My two cents.

[Nats53]

ONLY for a little amusement (and hoping this isn't using up to much "bandwidth") here is a helpful guide to translating BP ad copy:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

HH, SS, = Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.

-SH =Swamphawk.

This was great and made my day. Thanks!

[TheSwampHawk]

ONLY for a little amusement (and hoping this isn't using up to much "bandwidth") here is a helpful guide to translating BP ad copy:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

HH, SS, = Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.

-SH =Swamphawk.

[TheSwampHawk]

Saw her last week for Body rub. That was the link I had from a member that saw her a few months ago. I later found out she also advertises on a different service. Anyway, after a short massage, I flipped and started roaming. She said that is an upgrade. I was a little upset at first because her quoted prices are on the high side. She is mid 40's, curvy but not heavy at all. I think those bouncers were at least 20 lbs. She is not hard on the eyes. Anyway, I only brought a 2 so I told her, that is all I got. We upgraded to a 45 minute of fun. She is a very sexy girl and I took the extra liberty in my exploration. She was very happy and so was I. My only complaint was that she was clock watching and reminding me of the time since wasted in on the body rub.

This is NOT the rail-thin, often blonde / pink haired "rocker" Zoe that reappears from time to time and whom several of the guys here have seen and will remember!

HH, SS,

-SH.