Massage Parlor Reports

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

W & H MASSAGE.

1784 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-583-2188.

The rooms a nice large size. I hate the tiny rooms offered at most places. All the girls here are very nice and provide excellent service. YU YU and Mi Mi are my favorites.

Every time I have visited this place I left with a smile on my face. Choose the hour for extra pleasure. After a short massage she will ask you what you want I just say everything. She will leave and bring back supplies.

Mi Mi and Yu Yu both start off with a pleasurable BBJ some DATY (if you like) and on goes the cover with a RCG, mish, doggy and lots of verbal. Just before the rocket shot off they take off the cover, suck and swallow. Nice clean up tip cup of Chinese tea. The girls here are in their 30's but provide great action and pleasure.

Otal price (including tip, in $) : 150.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 100.

Day of visit: Wednesday.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Mi Mi

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

Lu's Massage.

2165 Ventura Blvd.

Camarilo.

805-482-3249.

"Legit and a Bit Strange"

Went here after a day of being active and could really use a nice massage with some extras thrown in for fun. Massage happened but was the last thing I was looking for.

Had been active all day and was looking for a good massage and a bit more. Showed up and asked about a 70 special massage. $35. 00. What a deal, but. I went in and there was about 5-6 people doing massages. 3-4 men and 2 ladies. Everyone was in one big room. I was led to a chair by one of the men and he had me put my feet in the tub of water to soak. He then asked me to remove my shirt. Kinda weird being in the same room with everyone else. Then he, yes he, started massaging me. I was kinda freaked out. Not a homophobe or anything like that but I just cannot get past a man doing something to me that is supposed to feel good. I was tense and asked for a girl. He said they all busy but maybe one will help me soon and kept the massage going. I should have taken that as my que to leave. All said and done, it was not what I was looking forward to and needed a nice massage from a lady when I left. So anyway if you want or like the weird stuff, this is the place. All legit and guy on guy massages. Some my like it but it is just not my thing. Giving a decent rating because it was not terrible, just not my cup of tea.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 45.

Amount tipped (in $) : 10.

Day of visit: Sunday.

Time of visit: Evening.

Service duration: 75 Min

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

A Mind & Body Experience Healing Center.

2391 Tapo St

Simi Valley.

805-526-2896.

A small MP place next to a pawn shop that has 3, 20 something athletic short spinners and two older busty girls. Good Variety.

I knew this one had huge balloons and like most guys. I needed to see & touch them. One minute into the massage from the back she was after the boys so I knew she wanted a tip and was horny. When I reached for the boobs she lifted up the bra and for mid 30's they still looked and felt nice. On the flip she had me ready and knew what she wanted. I pulled down the damp panties and stuck one finger in each hole and she moaned like a banshee. I pulled the one out of her butt and stuck 2 fingers in the kitty to give her a squirt orgasm that crossed her eyes. I asked for a BJ and she said not here which meant I had a chance outside the MP. So I talked her into me squirting those big boobs on the finish and she moaned as she felt the rocket go off all over them. I moaned too. They looked great that way- like fleshy glazed breast doughnuts. My work is done here I snickered.

Arnold said it best. I'll Be Back.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 105.

Amount tipped (in $) : 70.

Day of visit: Sunday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 45 Min.

Attendant's name: Jasmine

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEW.

Camarillo Day Spa.

1877 East Daily Drive Suite C1.

805-766-0586.

Walk-In on Wednesday afternoon at 1 PM. Met by older Asian worker who asked if I wanted a massage. Told her one hour paid $50 and was taken back to a private room. I was told to undress and lay on the table face down. The place was clean and the room were of a medium size and well kept. A few minute later the same woman who walked me back came in to give me a massage. Her name was Kate, not really an attractive gal who was wearing a tight pair of sweat pants and an even tighter sheet yellow tshirt.

She asked me how I wanted the massage; I told her I like it medium. She worked the majority of my body, giving good attention to each part of my body. No teasing or even touching anywhere near the boys. She did use hot stones on my back which felt good. She asked me to turn and she began to massage my legs and arms more. I was hoping she'd reach for my guys, she didn't. She finished on my legs and said,"Okay, all done." She made no offer for extra services or time and I didn't ask. I got dressed and left.

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

A Mind & Body Experience Healing Center.

2391 Tapo St

Simi Valley.

805-526-2896.

In a run down strip center that has a Pawn Shop (left) & hospital clothes (right) but surprisingly had 3 young & cute 20ish Thai spinners as massage girls (high 5). Girl up front named Jasmine about 30 ish & not bad but after reading reviews asked for Coco. She said Coco available in 45 min. Left & Came back about in 75 min & coco was cuter then described about 85 lbs soaking wet. Complained I was late and had other customer soon. Gave me great massage and we talked and found out she's actually a sweet girl and has an older sister who works there too. Right before the flip her customer came in and she switched out with Jenni who was 20ish, petite and hot too. Jenni went right for the juice rocket and had that handy talent we all dream about. I asked her for more and to show more but she said no, & was absorbed in lift off in the few leftover minutes. She was focused, I asked her what she was doing to me and when she told me back that she likes to make men cum and smiled, that's all I needed to hear. I was done right after she said that. Well, I'll be back to check out Coco's sister. A good time to be had by all here!

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 95.

Amount tipped (in $) : 50.

Day of visit: Friday.

Time of visit: Evening.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Coco / Jenni

[BSinTo]

Visited VIPat1864 a couple of weeks ago around 4 pm and was met at the window by Michelle (very good english) and paid the $45 for 1 hr. Went to the private room and disrobed and after a few minutes she came in. She's moderately attractive, mid 30s I'd guess with a smokin rack. Great massage for about 40 minutes and then the flip. At that point she basically just lightly rubbed my chest and ran her fingers on my member and asked if it was okay. Of course I allowed her to "massage" it, which she did very well and let me play with her very nice globes. Upon completion, she cleaned me up with the hot towel and finished the massage of my legs. GREAT experience, I'll definitely go back, but she did say that she wasn't going to be there permanently. $45 for the hr and $40 tip, $85 total well spent.

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEWS.

Westcoast Massage.

1790 E. Los Angeles Ave.

Simi Valley.

805-955-0918.

Went in there Wednesday afternoon. The attendant was a little old for me. Late 40ish. She was the only one there so I figured it will do. Massage itself wasn't bad though.

After the amazing massage of medium pressure, she asked me what I wanted for the day. I asked for a BJ since she was so much older than me and it is a little weird for FS. She put on a hat and went at it. I had a tough time to cum since she is not my type and I feel like she sensed it. I had my eyes closed and just pictured Jessica Alba blowing me, soon enough I came.

She was really nice though. I would recommend if you like older mature chicks.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 80.

Day of visit: Wednesday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 30 Min

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

(NOTE: This sounds like BS to me-only one guy reporting any fun, everyone else no-go. I've tried this place several times and they are WAY to professional and expensive to be offering much else. If there is any extras to be had, my guess is that it might just be one provider working on her own with very limited services offered. If this is going on LE will shut them down quick. They already closed one legit place because someone was living there.)

Oaks Massage Spa.

195 E. Hillcrest Dr.

Thousand Oaks.

805-497-4777.

This isn't the best massage I've ever gotten but I got lucky here with Dina after the third visit and now every time I visit, while I rub her button on top of her pants, she gives Mr. Big the Happy ending (hand only) he deserves. PS She looks like she's enjoying every second. She is a thin, petite, no makeup wearing, natural beauty that has a nice smile. If she feels comfortable with you (might take 1-4 visits). You will experience a nice.

Remember to touch her gently on her arms and legs and before the flip see if she lets you touch her ass (over her clothes). If comfortable with you. She will start gently caressing the boys with her fingertips from behind to make sure on the flip you're ready for her. Then she will look at your face and in your eyes and then glance back at your rocket while the music plays a karaoke but Voiceless Phil Collins hit. Soon, she gladly gets you off with her delicate soft hands. Very fun. Who knows what we can all talk her into next but handy work is a very good start for a TO massage parlor.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 80.

Amount tipped (in $) : 40.

Session info.

Ventura County.

Day of visit: Sunday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 30 Min.

Attendant's name: Dina

[BSinTo]

Stopped by Crystal Spa at 2311 Tapo St. A couple of weeks ago and asked for a 1 hour massage. Sherry (mid to late 40s) took me to the private room and told me to get undressed. She came back about 5 minutes later and asked how I like it and I told her hard, not expecting much from this little 95 lb Chinese lady. She immediately removed my towel entirely and began a very good massage. The only problem was the broken door that kept popping open, leaving my backside exposed to the world that she had to keep closing. I was very surprised that she had very good pressure for such a small lady and she gave a great "erotic" massage brushing over the boys and tickling the starfish more than most. After roughly 45 or 50 minutes, she tells me to flip and there was no frontal massage, just a very light, constant brushing of all sensitive parts. After teasing like this for close to a minute, she grabs my member and asks if I want it massaged, which I of course told her YES. She says "you no give trouble, right?" and I said no trouble at all. She completed the job with a very nice light touch and cleaned up afterward. Very nice time, will most likely return after my quest for a younger oriental mp that gives a good massage with HE. $50 for the hour plus $40 tip, $90 well spent.

[Donalds]

"NAUGHTY REVIEWS"

DREAM TREE SPA.

2515 Royal Ave.

Simi Valley.

805-577-1070.

Saw some good reviews of Dream Tree on here, thought I'd give it a try. Called, and got an appointment right away (not very buy on weekday afternoons, I guess). Visited early on a Monday afternoon (around 1pm). Masseuse's name was Anna. Looked to be I her late 30's, slender build, cargo pants and a t-shirt. Good table shower, follow by excellent massage.

Mama San gives me the choice to table shower before or after, and I choose the shower first. The MS and Anna both commenting on how sexy I was (yeah right) as I disrobe for the shower. Pretty thorough job, with a little extra attention paid to the business district. Towel off, and head to massage table. Very nicely decor and pleasant environment. Super relaxing. The massage starts off normal. I go with light / no oil, as I hate driving home with that oily feeling. I suggest you do the table shower after if you want oil. Anyway, about 15 minutes into the massage I have made clear why I'm there. She lets me flip over (I love it when the girls let the fun start early) , but is very reticent to discuss business. Her English wasn't very good, so I had a hard time making it clear that I was after FS. Once she caught on, and dealt with tip, she told me we had to proceed on the floor. It seems like noise is a huge concern for this place. Close neighbors and thin walls. I decide for the HE with prostate. She really put effort into it. My complaints are not with her service, but with the circumstances of that place / time. Might go back again, just later at night.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

No rush session: No.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 150.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 100.

CRYSTAL SPA.

2311 Tapo St. Suite C.

SIMI VALLEY.

805-527-1666.

This was my second visit. I was eager to spend some time with Christine, who I'd met during my last visit. She is tall ( 5'8") and attractive with a nice body, and CMT. I had to wait about 20 because she was with another customer. The gal who let me in and took my payment for o e hour offered to massage me for the first twenty minutes until Christine was available, but I chose to wait knowing that Christine was certified, and figuring this gal wasn't (nor was she as pretty). Christine came in, recognized me and gave a hug (even though we'd just met briefly the last time). I climbed on the table and she began one of the best massages I've ever had, including from fully legit massage places like Burke Williams. She had on a cute dress that showed off her nice legs but wasn't skin tight like many providers wear, so she looked legit.

After about 30 minutes into the massage, I felt her leg close to my hand which was hanging off the side of the table, so I began caressing her. Nice silky smooth skin. A little bigger than I'm expected, but that's because it's proportionate to her height-not fat big, she's just not anorexic thin. I slid my hand up to see her reaction and when I got close to her privates, so casually moved out of reach. She knew what I wanted at that point anyway, but I was surprised because I'd been under the impression from the last girl that Christine was game. Anyway, after more massaging and more gentle attempts by me to cop a feel, she began teasing the boys. I flipped and she smiled at my stiffy. She asked whether I wanted topless or fully nude, indicating $100 and $120, respectively. I asked about FS, but she said she didn't do that. I asked about BJ, but again no go. Pricey, but thinking how good the actual massage was, and that I really wanted to see that body, I decided to just go topless. I'd felt her ass and breast to know that they were natural. Off comes the dress so she just had some silky panties remaining. She applied oil and began a nice HJ. I played with the girls (natural C cups). She let me rub her kitty over the panties. Tummy was a little soft, but no pot belly or love handles. Really nice. I told her I bet she's really good with her mouth and asked again about a BJ-still no, but a big smile. I asked if I could use my mouth and she offered up her tits. What about down below and she giggled calling me nasty. Seeing that I was getting anywhere in that direction, I asked if I could finish on her tits and she agreed. She moved down to put my shaft between them as she continued stroking with her hands. Wasn't long before I exploded all over them. It was the biggest load I'd released in a while, and we both laughed. I think I may have even gotten some in her hair I shot so much and so strongly, but I couldn't tell in the dim light. She didn't seem upset. Cleaned us both up, dressed, got a couple hot towels to finish the clean up, and then returned to the massage. A little work on my legs and feet, then a nice scalp massage.

Bottom line: I'd go back for the massage itself from a pretty girl with a great attitude, but the HJ was on the oricey side.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 150.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 100.

Day of visit: Thursday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 60 Min.

Attendant's name: Christine.

WESTCOAST MASSAGE.

1790 E. Los Angeles Ave.

805-955-0918.

Simi Valley.

I drop by this place, not knowing what to expect. Walk in with no appointment. Monday afternoon, only one girl on staff. Appears to be mid to late 40's, but she takes care of herself. She's wearing yoga pants and a tank top. Friendly relaxed attitude. Decent massage. Will probably repeat.

The usual back massage, very well done with good attention to stress points and pressure points. I start to caress her ass and thighs, both because it turns me on and it lets the girl know I'm legit. She then works her way down to my ass. Tickling my asshole, and massaging my balls and teasing my dick. She's driving me crazy, and I have to turn over. She was laughing as I twitched on the table under her ministrations. She enjoys what she does. She lightly rubs my crotch, asking me what I want to do. I ask for full service, and she is hesitant since she is alone. I offer her $100 tip for FS, and she agrees. Partially disrobing (so she can get up quick to deal with other customers, though nobody disturbed us) I had brought a condom. She puts it on while playing with my dick. We fuck, and she is really into it. Moaning and panting. She's sweating hard within minutes, which lets you know she is enjoying. I stop and and lay down for the hand finish. She didn't rush me at all. I went a little over the hour time I had paid for. She thanked / hugged me and asked me to come back soon.

Massage: Yes.

BDSM: No.

Two girl action: No.

No rush session: Yes.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 150.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 100.

Day of visit: Monday.

Time of visit: Afternoon.

Service duration: 75 Min

[Dirty Old Guy]

I know it's been asked here before, but maybe there is some new intel out there.

I'm going to be coming from LA to Vegas next month and might like to stop in Barstow for some 'halftime relaxation'. I saw 'Barstow Asian Massage' listed in both RM and in SocalInsiders. Does anyone have any first hand info on this place, or other AMP's in the area where I can leave, 'Happy'?

Thanks,

Dirty

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEW.

CRYSTAL SPA.

2311 Tapo St. Suite C.

Simi Valley.

805-527-1666.

Saw their ad on BP and thought I'd check out a place I hadn't seen on NR. In a strip mall, and there's another AMP nearby, but the gal working said the average age was 10 years older over there. Take it for what it's worth, but she seemed honest and not just being self-serving.

When I entered, I was greeted by a nice-looking Asian gal, probably early thirties, with a nice body in tights and a form-fitting top. I figured it had potential. $40 for half-hour. The place was clean, as was the individual room which was a good size and smelled nice.

Great massage by the same gal (Sasha, I believe). She is a CMT. She climbed on the table at times to get more leverage and was always checking to make sure the pressure was good but without being annoying about it. We chatted during the massage, and she was really friendly with good English. On the flip, she indicated that we had 10 minutes left.

Premium review:

I left the towel off, and she didn't mind. I wasn't quite erect yet, so she started rubbing my chest while standing behind my head. As I began to stand at attention, and since I'd indicated that I'd been to an AMP before, she walks around to my side and asks how much I normally tip."It depends, but usually at least $40." She motions if I wanted a HJ, and I nod,"Yes," but ask if there are other options available. Yes, for another $20 there's touching outside her clothes, so I agree but disregard the "outside" part and slide my hand up her shirt, as she starts stroking.

I asked about taking her top off, and she wanted $100 for topless, and doesn't do FS. She indicates that other girls there do. I tell her $100 is typical for FS, but she stands firm, and I settle for feeling her up until I finish. We had a good conversation about other girls there. Who will do more, which ones use too much oil, which ones are CMTs, so I felt the extra $20 was a good investment despite it being just a HJ. And, heck, the massage itself was really good, especially if you do have knots that need working out.

She won't be there very long, since she's just helping the owner out (since she's a CMT). She even introduced me to another very pretty, Asian girl with a great body who "does more" and who's also a CMT. Can't wait to try her out. I'll write another review and share her name once I've had a taste.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 100.

Amount tipped (in $) : 60.

Service duration: 30 Min.

Attendant's name: Sasha

[Donalds]

NAUGHTY REVIEW:

Velvet Tomato.

1970 Deodora St.

Simi Valley.

805-527-1020.

"Bad Massage. Bad Attitude"

I saw an ad for this place on Backpage and decided to give it a try. I walked in on a Tuesday at 3:30pm and requested a one hour massage. The place is set up so you walk in the front door and there is a small waiting room with a window for an attendant. Selin came to the window and took my cash. She took me back to a private room and provided a poor massage. She was an attractive Asian female 25 years old wearing an over sized smock and black leggings. I am taken back to a massage room. They are private rooms with individual doors which is always a good sign. The doors even have peep holes in the to look out into the hallway. Got undressed and laid on the table. Selin comes in and starts the massage. She did a terrible job all the while talking about what a great massage she gives. She was totally not interested in giving a massage or even being there. She was the only one in the place and took several phone calls and two walk-ins during my hour.

At the conclusion of my miserable hour I gave her a $20 tip. She looked at it and said that she generally get $60 for a one hour massage. I called her on this BS and told her that the massage did not warrant that type of tip and that next time we would see. There will not be a next time.

Bottom line. Terrible massage coupled with pushy employees equals a place you should avoid.

Massage: Yes.

No rush session: Yes.

Payment info.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 80.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 20.

Ventura County.

Day of visit: Tuesday

[SdRanger]

Haven't seen threads for these cities so I thought I would share a recent experience at XYZ Health Center, West Ave I.

After lurking through the boards I decided to try my first AMP that I found on backpage. Place was a little hard to find and a bit shady. I walked in and was greeted by an older Chinese woman (40's?) who went by the name Ayla. I booked an hour session for $.60. There was only one other person besides her working. She took me to a room, told me undress and walked out. She later returned and started to give me a massage. Being new to this I wasn't sure how to proceed. I tried to make conversation to lighten the mood but her English wasn't that good. After a good 20 minutes the door bell rung and she left the room to answer it. She came back and told me that she had to cut my 1hr session short to 30 minutes because of an appointment. I was slightly annoyed but she said she would give me back $.20. After this I decided to get aggressive and started rubbing her and asked her to show her tits in which she obliged. She may have been older but man were those tits nice, perky and firm! Eying the time, I tried to move things faster by trying to get her to do FS. Not sure if she understood me but she gave me a HJ and finished me off. I tipped her $.40 but forgot to get my $.20 refund for the short time! All in all, probably won't go to that place again. However it was an experience for a newbie getting into mongering.

Hope this helps others!

SD

[Donalds]

ABC HEALTH CENTER-"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

1839 Erringer Road.

Simi Valley.

805-522-0789.

I have been here 3x and usually get rushed. As the last review noted, with only one girl working, if another customer comes in they hurry you throughout the process. On the plus side, these mid / older ladies are not professionals. Their massages are decent and YMMV. Last visit I had an older lady who was very nervous when I asked what my menu choices were. She agrees to BJ and her hands were shaking nervously. I asked if this was here first time and she said yes. It seems like she was a housewife who was there because she needed money. She was willing to do anything, but you'll need to BYOC, as she had none.

That visit was cut short by another customer. So I too deducted from the normal tip.

This visit I had Sasha (?) again. Sasha had the room a nice temp. She is middle aged with nothing spectacular. Her massage was average, so don't go here for a good massage.

She let's your hands roam, but is very jumpy and sensitive when you touch her. At some point, with no prices discussed, her sweatpants were on the floor and she was adding lotion to herself. She was willing for anything and didn't discuss tip. Again, BYOCover as she surprised me by not even asking for one.

Overall this I a rundown place, limited coverage, middle aged plain women who give adequate massages but extras are available because they need money. Definitely not pro's or regulars as this; which to me was a plus. They lack of even requesting coverage, and relying on me to insist is troubling, and might prevent NE from coming back.

Or, I'll keep checking to see how long each "regular lady" lasts and who they ate replaced by. Either way I'll BYOC and keep it safe.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 110.

Tip expected? : Yes.

Amount tipped (in $) : 70